Episode 100: For The Consideration Of The Website Society (Starring Ell and Ruby)

Ell (@OccasionalEll) and Ruby (@IronSparkSyris) explore the internet! Highlights include: danceable music about transportation, a new ice cream truck jingle, the Fraternal Order of Real Bearded Santas, a penis museum, goo that makes you good at video games, and church for gamers LINKS! Truck Tunes for Kids - Crawler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZa6wiab7CI Truck Tunes for Kids - Snowplow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oa8P3HJhYw Twenty Trucks Website: http://www.20trucks.com Truck Tunes for Kids - Ice Cream Truck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osIjXAIkQmk The song Ell was trying so hard to remember anything about: https://mariogolf.info/post/658060873322151936/i-really-dislike-kawaii-future-bass-or-whatever Nichols Electronics Co: http://nicholselectronicsco.com/ Nichols Electronics Co Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/NicholsElectronicsCo/ Rolling Stone article about new ice cream truck song: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/rza-ice-cream-jingle-1043534/ RZA at Guitar Center: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrcV2W73rGc International Association of Ice Cream Distributors & Vendors: https://www.iaicdv.org/ Hall of Fame Inductees: https://www.iaicdv.org/hall-of-fame-inductees (2012 Inductee) Fraternal Order of Real Bearded Santas: https://forbsantas.com/default.html The Scrivener Elf: https://forbsantas.com/joinus/default.html The Icelandic Phallological Museum: https://phallus.is/ Icelandic Phallolgical Museum Specimen List: https://phallus.is/en/additional-information/specimens.html Yule Lads Wikipedia Page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Christmas_folklore#Yule_Lads Icelandic Phallological Museum Facebook - Ales: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=7769160003159191&set=a.6046110212130854 Icelandic Phallological Museum Facebook - Food: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=6563939047014632&set=a.6046110212130854 Icelandic Phallological Museum 1 Star Reviews Video: https://youtu.be/Zo0d7CL1tx4 Icelandic Phallological Museum Review: https://matadornetwork.com/read/penis-museum/ Dick shaped donuts: https://www.instagram.com/p/CQWV7T5rDM8/?hl=en Icelandic Phallological Museum Human Specemin Wikipedia Page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum Cynthia Plaster Caster/Cynthia Dorothy Albritton Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Plaster_Caster Jonah Falcon Wikipedia page, subsection Anatomy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon#Anatomy Elmo: Adventures of a Superhero Penis comicbook cover (NSFW): https://twitter.com/marcador00/status/47904609780211302 Gamer Goo: https://gamergoo.com/ Gamer Goo Women's V-Neck: https://gamergoo.com/product/womens-t-shirt-v-neck/ Gamer Goo Twitter (no longer in Blink 18Goo mode): https://twitter.com/gamergoo PC Gamer Article about Gamer Goo: https://www.pcgamer.com/i-put-gamer-goo-on-my-hands-and-god-help-me-i-actually-liked-it Gamer Goo on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Gamer-Goo-Antiperspirant-Sweaty-Hands/dp/B092MPLD36 Spooky Name Generator: https://twitter.com/gamergoo/status/1576304355007148032 Gamer Goo Partnership Application: https://gamergoo.com/individual-sponsorship/ Gamer Goo Auto Dispenser: https://www.facebook.com/gamergoo/posts/pfbid02Y4EccurMfKduoA1Cznmra63w8mSwke3gcWXKxAigHta5KNMq8oM8RLy5NYKef8Bjl When it's game time but you're all out of Goo: https://www.facebook.com/gamergoo/photos/pb.100063803526211.-2207520000./3148043262178091 Game Church: http://gamechurch.com/ Game Church's Swag Store: https://gamechurch.creator-spring.com/ Kawaii Jesus in the clouds: https://gamechurch.creator-spring.com/listing/kawaii-gamer-jesus Game Church Statement of Faith: https://gamechurch.com/about/statement-of-faith/ Game Church Poster/Playmat: https://gamechurch.com/product/gamechurch-24-x-14-playmat/ Game Church Interviews Pathologic 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyJTZ0_PO84 Game Church Dreams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgpHC5SBTe8 Game Church on Star Wars & Redemption: https://gamechurch.com/star-wars-redemption/ Game Church Reloaded: https://gamechurch.com/website-launch-2/ Bible meme: https://i.redd.it/rupqfizls3tx.jpg Game Church Board of Directors: https://gamechurch.com/about/our-team/ Jesus Otaku Anime Outreach: http://www.jesusotaku.com/ Jesus Otaku Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jesus.otaku Jesus Otaku Twitter: https://twitter.com/otaku4jesus Color Blessed (SURE.): https://twitter.com/Saddleback/status/1268683762939748352 -- You can OWN THIS EPISODE! 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