Episode 105 - The Siren Song of the Money Machine

Being a good salesman requires detailed market knowledge combined with a sophisticated understanding of social dynamics. Or you can just tell a kid to sell it to their relatives, and you'll probably be just as successful, honestly. Plus, you only have to pay them in cheap plastic crap you found in a burned-out warehouse in Teaneck, NJ. That, plus granting annual entry into the holy Money Machine to only the most faithful of child servants.