Fucker game, gonna fuck a man. Five, four, three, two, one, blast up! Whoo! Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday.
Happy birthday, happy birthday. Thank you. Thank you. It's flat face, Gilbert's birthday.
How old are you now? 28. 28, you lost weight. Thank you.
You gotta go back fat. You gotta go back fat. I wanna look like, I'm gonna say this right. Shut the fuck up.
If you gained another 50 pounds, you would work. I'll count on four. No, I gained weight when I was fat. No auditions.
Yeah, but you're stronger now. Okay, that's true. No, don't do that. No, you don't want competition?
Stay skinny. Stay, whatever you're doing. I don't want competition. You got Kalayla, who I'm fucking just on the fucking brink of.
I'm here. I'm gonna spread your cheeks with my hands. Whoa, what is game that he calls ventriloquisms? Actually, I have nothing to do with ventriloquisms.
He just spreads my cheek up. I say. He just spreads my cheeks apart in public and he makes my butt hold off. In public?
Yeah. Oh, we got, I love this guy right here, man. Yeah, I love his name too. Casey.
Casey. Casey here, man. We got what else we got right here in the back of me? Who?
Barton fake, man. I'm sorry? I'm sorry. Are you Jewish?
Yeah, you are. I didn't know you were roommates with an old-timey writer from the 1940s. Yeah, it was my roommate. Yeah, right here.
I do it. I love your shit. Excuse me? Thank you.
Okay. And we have a special guest tonight. Wow. I'm gonna say something right now.
Okay. I met via destiny. I was playing with Eric Rafin fat black. Okay.
My brother Stevie Weeby and all of us in the sky, he was also sometimes involved. He's very good at destiny. His name is Eric Coke. He is also a UFC fighter.
So give him a round of applause. Wow. Yeah. Now you can talk now.
Yeah, yeah. actually obeyed those rules. Everyone always pops right up. Nice, I'm coming into somebody else's house.
Whoa! I love these fucking independents. Everybody thinks fighters are like, some mean, just gonna beat your ass all the time. No, not at all.
Very respectful. I like the way you guys, I don't know how everyone got together. I don't know how you meet. So you met Eric Griffin first online.
I met Griffin, well what was crazy about it was, I followed him on Twitter because I was always a workaholic fan. I don't know why, but okay. I'm kidding, it's a great show. It's a wonderful show for the comedy and delight.
But no, I followed him on Twitter and I saw him make a post towards Bungie talking about Destiny. And I was, you know, I sent him a tweet and I was like, you know, shit, if you ever play, you want some help hit me up because I'm really good at Destiny. You're very good. He's so good.
And he followed me, but he never hit me up. And then you know the app. Well, companion app. Yeah, you find people.
You were raised all of it. Well, I'll- Let's get into that later. Before you call me, you'll go on over there. But then I went on there because I was just looking to finish a raid.
And I was playing with you guys for like four hours. I didn't know who the hell it was. And then we started talking about like what we do and shit. Like, they were talking about comedy.
Yeah. I told him I fought in the UFC and you know, he's like, oh shit, what's your name? You know, I asked him. And I didn't know his name was Eric Griffin.
I knew him as Montez. Right. Yeah. He's like, oh shit, I follow you on Twitter.
I was like, you know, what's your name? He's a Sacteric Griffin. I'm like, I don't know what Eric Griffin. Like, he's like Montez from Workaholics.
I was like, oh shit. So that's how crazy, how small the world it is. Because how many people play Destiny and how many people are on this app like, you know, that's how we play Destiny. Yeah.
I mean, that was it. But we found each other. Yeah. We found each other.
You're very good at it. He's the best one. Out of the group he is to fight by far. But I honestly believe that Eric's the worst.
Griffin? Yeah. Actually, no, we looked up Katie's today. Yeah.
And Craig is terrible. Yes. I can but I didn't want to bring his name up because he's on the precipice of suicide anyway. So I mean, he's doing great in life.
Oh, that's a complete opposite. Yeah. Yeah. But don't worry.
The filming we did we all shout out on him like in front of him. Yeah. I like Craig a lot. I think it's the second worst.
I think then it's Griffin. Yeah. Griffin for sure. Okay.
Who's better Steve or Bobby? Bobby hasn't played in so long. But when they were playing. I don't remember.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But Steve is better than both those guys.
Yeah. Steve is getting better. Yeah. But when I talked to Eric on Saturday and I had him rank everybody, I said, are you better than Bobby?
He was like, oh, yeah. Bobby sucks. And then you told me differently. He well, maybe because he has so much fat in his eyes.
Right? Like, you know, he's so fat his face that it went into his eyes and he can't see clearly and I'll tell you this right now. He is not better than I am. He's in fact, if we do a group crucible, he's always last.
Well, I wanted to do, I wanted to do like, not me obviously, but everybody else individual match to see who's the best. How do you feel? How does it feel to play with such shitty players? You know, they're lucky they can be funny.
And I like, I just like, I'm talking shit to each other rarely do they ever try to talk shit to me, you know, but they're talking shit to each other. Yeah, because we don't want our heads to be crushed by your hands. Okay. All right.
So I want to say something right now because this is my podcast and I, you really broke my heart when you lost a clagweed. Okay. I was on the UFC bypass. I was on the road.
I go fucking Eric's fighting. I put it on and I never, no, just let me finish. It was, it was, it broke my heart. It's weird watching somebody that you know, fight different.
I threw my iPad and everything. Really? Yeah. I was emotional about it.
I think Stevie was really upset. Everyone calls each other afterwards. What the fuck happened? Right.
Right. Well, touching on that, like watching the copy to the mic man. The craziest thing. I'm not fair.
The craziest thing about, about fighting is like when you fight, you're nervous, but it's a different type of nervous energy. It's like, I know I got to be in there and I got to be on everything. It's more of a focused like nerve. When you watch people, you know fight.
Like when I watch my teammates fight, I lose my mind. I can't believe we do this for a living. This is fucking crazy. Yeah.
And so touching on that, like watching people, you know fight is watching my brother fight was probably the worst thing. Really? I'd lose my shit. It's your brother.
Yeah. You know, so if they even get hit, you get mad. You want to climb the fence and you know. That's how I felt I think.
Yeah. Yeah. And he was on top of you like doing all that gay shit. He didn't do any damage.
I know he didn't. It was just a strange fight because he's such a weird guy to fight. You know, when he fought Anthony Pettis, my teammate, he was coming forward. Everybody's used to Guida moving his head and I'm like, high energy.
He fought way more patient with you with me. He didn't come forward. The whole game plan was to counter and you know, fight him, you know, because he wants to come forward. Like him, you know, hurt himself by falling on the sword.
But he never did that. He was very patient. And he wasn't like super strong. His takedowns weren't super strong, but it's like he did just enough to get me down.
You know. And the one thing I give credits, Clay Guida, he's such a veteran. Like when he has you down, it is hard to move. Like he doesn't take risks to posture up into damage, but he controlled my hips so well.
Usually I'm good off my back. I can throw some missions up and I can move. I've never felt like that. Like against the fence, I would try to wall walk and like jump off.
He would shut me down. He knew exactly what I was doing. He's just a veteran, you know. So what I take from that fight is, you know, I'm not hurt.
I didn't take any damage. You didn't have any damage. You didn't have any. You didn't have any damage.
You didn't have any damage. You didn't have any damage. I'm just saying because I want you to succeed. I want to succeed.
I know you do. And so that's where my thing was coming from. I would be really terrible being a spectator to my kids sporting events. And you're right.
Like I would much rather compete than be a spectator to anything. It's because you have a set of nerves that you can't kind of dispel. Like when you're watching, you have all this built up adrenaline that you can't use towards movement. When you're an athlete, you have this adrenaline you're about to actually use your body towards something.
The power is in your hands. Like when you watch somebody you love or a training partner, you want to do it for them. And when you're watching from like a third person view, it's a lot different. It's a lot different.
It's a lot different. Yeah. I know I wrestle in high school. I know it's not the same.
I know I'm laughing so hard. I know you're laughing hard. But I'm even you, baby. But I get tournaments and stuff.
And I used to get so I've never been more nervous. It's more nerve wracking than stand up. I couldn't believe like trying to make a weight and then actually walking in. It's so nerve wracking.
So I can only imagine because you're at a higher level and there's so much at stake. And you were also played with injuries and whatnot. So you hadn't been back in a long time. Right.
So there was a lot riding on it. I'm sure you were. I mean the biggest thing about it is in any sports. You know, a lot of sports there like football, soccer, their team sports.
So if you lose, the blame is kind of the spent. You can put it on other people. In fighting when you lose, it's the fucking worst. When you win, it's the greatest.
That's why we do it. They're both, you know, total extremes. Yeah. Yeah.
So I mean, yeah, it's fucking terrible. I hate losing cry. I didn't. You did.
Every loss I cry. Because I know. Why do you find that? I don't know.
What a pussy. Bobby's going to be crying here pretty soon. I'm kidding. I was just joking, man.
I was a joke. I was really laughing. Right? A part?
No. The best way I can put it is a Deidor Ortiz. He said it. He used to say he's like, when you lose a fight, it's like a love on dying because we train so fucking hard.
That's why not many people do this. We train so hard and people really don't understand how hard we train. And when you lose a fight and you dedicate three months to dying and cutting weight, training four times a day, watching tape, your whole life is dedicated to this one day. You're not thinking anything past him.
It's just like that's judgment day. That's the end of days for you until the fight's actually over. That's the end of the day. So like when you lose a fight, it's weird because it doesn't hit you in the cage just when you go back and you know the disappointment of your corner.
Not necessarily they're mad at you, but they're just bummed you lost. You feel like you let a lot more people down. But you weren't humiliated. You were doing so good.
No, but I take pride with a one good. Raza did with Amanda Nunez. I mean she was picked apart within a minute and she was out. You can tell that she trained hard for them.
I can't imagine, especially the kind of expectations on her. I can't imagine what that feels like. I'm Jose Aldo going out in four seconds like that when you've been undefeated your whole career. Crushing.
I mean that man cried a lot. That is just the suffering. I can't even. I don't, that's why I always think about whether or not I want my kids to be there.
I mean if they can get there, if I do want to encourage for them to be like professional athletes because so much it becomes so ingrained as your identity that when it's gone it's so hard to separate yourself from that. Well and that's I mean that's with a lot of fighters that have problems retiring. That's what you see. You know a lot like I thought Anderson Silva when he defended it about like eight times he should have retired.
If you were to retire because we all do this. If you ask any fighter yeah we do it to make money but I didn't start this to do money. I started training UFC wasn't big at all. It was still underground.
Like people didn't really didn't know much about it. So like my stance on it is I do this because when I die I want my name to be remembered. I mean I do stand up to do that. But I mean that's why I do it.
So if someone's on a rate like GSP I honestly don't think you should come back. You know I feel like if he stayed that. You give it this way. It's like when you're away from the game for that long your name fades no matter who you are.
And so you get addicted to the glory to and the adrenaline it's a drug. Oh for sure. So that's where they come back. They want to be the center of attention again.
They want you know if they win they want that glory that feeling that you said right. So you can understand why they come back. I completely understand but if you're looking at long term you know you got you got to you got to think about it MMA there's so many ways to lose so many ways to win so many ways to lose. You're going to lose.
It doesn't matter how good you are. You know Conor McGregor. He's a lot. And you actually lose.
Let's get into that. But you lose more than just that because your brain is on the line it isn't like isn't swimming it isn't track you could be hurt for the rest of your life. You're doing so much more is on the line than just losing. Yeah.
You know watching the McGregor fight last weekend with a level I want to and to see you know I want to say this you can see whatever you want about McGregor you can already tell up front that he's just a better fighter all around he would have destroyed my weather. It was like one fourth of his arsenal. Yeah if it was an MMA fight hands down. It would in 10 seconds.
I mean you could tell that he could take him down. Right. He would destroy them. Right.
Yeah. No I completely agree. Boxing sucks. Boxing is so boring it's like remember that one time where like Mayweather turned around showed his ass to McGregor and the girls all right I'll just punch you from behind and then the old time black guy that was a ref I don't know where he got him.
I think that guy's a guy from my family street. I like him. So they would break him apart and I'm like this is bullshit this is not cool. You know what I mean it's that's what I'm about and then he started the warm people hitting the top of the head.
Oh yeah why not the top. Well what's wrong with the top of the head. Tell me right now. So it can I mean I still I think it's kind of bullshit but way back in the day it was just something that you know hitting behind the head and on top of the head they feel like can do more damage.
More brain damage. The back of your head for sure because that's where your cerebellum is. My cerebellum is made out of at at a manatean steel. You're your ponsent medulla.
My medulla is like a phytophenic crystals. It's like it's like not even a good one. Or maybe different materials. It just is.
I'm like evolved. That's your breathing centers your respiratory centers are in the back of your head. Yeah but still it's like you can feel it when you do get because actually we don't hit me in the back of the head a couple times and like you feel you feel a little different. It feels different.
It hurts as much. It's not like a pain but it's like it's like a concussion would kind of feel like. Whoa. All your nerves are running.
Right. That's where you're no nerves in your face. Fuck not nerves but I get hit there all the time. No I don't.
I really don't. You feel any pain in your shins at all. You don't feel anything. So your shins are completely kicked down banana trees and feel nothing.
What's crazy about it is your adrenaline is going so high when someone does a bunch of damage to your leg it's not really the pain. It's just your leg doesn't work anymore. It's crazy. It's the craziest thing.
And people ask that. It doesn't hurt to get punched in the face. Well it's not pleasant. Like that's not good.
No but when we fight you've got millions of people watching you on TV. Your adrenaline is so crazy. You don't feel anything. You don't feel anything.
It's crazy. I have a curiosity to feel that at some point in my life. I know I'm too old but I'm saying that I do want to try absorbing a shot when my adrenaline is high. I don't want to absorb a shot when I'm not ready.
I want to stop her punch. I'll cry and I'll tap out. I think my hands on her ass cheek. I spread apart and she cries like a little bitch.
Because again I'm not prepared. My adrenaline is not high up. I'll rip your butt hole right in front of everyone to see. Okay.
And you're going to cry like a little fucking baby. I love you. I love you. You upset all of a sudden.
Because my cheeks are sacred. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I often have you been doing this a lot.
Has he? He's like. I'm going to tell you something right now. I'm going to tell you something right now.
This fucking John Snow bullshit. I've had enough of it. All right. Just give me a second then.
Let me just dent my thing. All right. We've got to get back into this. I just need to get this off my chest.
If you saw last Sunday's episode, right? It was a love scene with Daenerys and John Snow and all the ladies in the house we're watching. And you're like, ooh, and you're fucking with Jen is all squirting. A lot of squirting.
Right? Then there's bitch. We come back home because we're at her sister's house to watch it and she's snuck it in to watch it on her iPad. You rewatch it?
12 times. Let me tell you something right now. They look like Kate Moss's ass shit. They're pale, flat and flat.
I don't like it. Kate Moss. Bitch, if you had a chance with Kit Harington, what are you doing with Fat Gook? I like Fat Gook.
That's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. But if you could get Kit Harington, you would not be in this situation right now.
I could Turkey base myself with a sperm I would. Yes. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
If Kit Harington called me and said, oh, they, let's fuck. Right? I would go to fuck. That's how he sounds, by the way.
Get on. All right. I would go to fucking North Face, get a woolly jacket, go to Ireland, wherever the fucking I would, I would bite the inner thigh gently as a mark, as a mark. So then, so then when she fucks him, she'll know I was there.
She's like, fuck Bobby got some first. If you see like fucking Fang marks on his inner thigh, that's pop up. I don't mind sloppy seconds from you. I don't even mind sloppy plenty.
It's like I'll take anything from him. I'll take anything. He's not going to fuck you, bitch. If he wanted to.
Is that the guarantee right now? Okay, Errington right now. Oh, oh shit. You can have this shit right here for free.
Right? No, I don't have a chance with him. I'll get all the fucking oils together. I'll jerk off whatever you need, bro.
Here you go. Get her nothing. You're not going to want it. Okay, Errington, if you wanted to fuck me with your big toe, I'd take that.
Oh, that episode. Let's see this fucking juju. I'm sorry. You're so rageful.
I'm rageful. But this juju right here in back of me. I know that you're Jewish and that's wrong for me to say. I love it.
I love it. Shindlers, lizak ride. That little red girl in the dress. I fucking tried.
I fucked up, all right? And I love shindlers. He was a good dude. All right.
So I'm on your side. Well, let me tell you something right now. You're just like this fuck nut. All right?
You don't watch Game of Thrones. It's fucking silly. I heard nothing but good things about it. I'm just so far behind.
Yeah. Okay. When I watch shows like that, I like to binge watch them. All right.
So how long would it take for me to start from episode one to get all the way through? That's one of my best adventures. All right. Can I just say this?
No. I am so envious that you fucking think you guys haven't seen it. Because if I was in your thing, I'll be so excited. I go, oh my God, the next three weeks are the most amazing three weeks of my life.
That's how good the fucking show went back to back to back. Yes. So what is there? You're getting a little adrenaline flowing and you're looking at me like I'm Claguito.
I'm not. I'm your friend. No. Whatever their old man's name is.
Okay. Let me say this right now. Okay. Whatever you're going through right now, the adrenaline you want to smash my head back in your head.
Fucking check that shit because I'm a rage monster to. What does that mean? I'll tell you what that means. I'll tell you what that means, Chachi.
All right. I have, um, HRS. Oh, you know what that is? I have no head in retard strength.
Oh, you don't think that people without retort it would be a chimpanzee is a strong, but they'll break apart. You shouldn't compare retards and chimp pansies, no interest is strength. They're strong animals. Yeah, okay.
I'm like my wife's like a hyena. Is that feed to wife feel bad about that. Wow shot fired and you know what that's a spreadsheet right there. What's the tally right now?
That's like nine spreadsheets. Yeah, you know, right now dude. All right, so relax We're good. You're not with friends.
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Okay. How do you choose who's in your corner? It's just my preference whoever I want do you switch it up each fight do great in all the pants Yeah, I mean usually it's Duke, but um what's crazy is ruthless do ruthless. Yeah, no the game Best team in the world.
Uh, yeah You try to talk all this Brothers you have Tyrone, yeah I mean he comes back here, but he's got a deal he trains that evolve When he's like a couple weeks I'll tell you something about your boy time with me be careful. Oh geez I'm gonna be very sure I'm gonna try very like a big big strong man. Dude is the most entertaining fighter You're judging that off on fight. No, did you even Thompson fights?
Did you last fight? I just saw him fight you ever last time They made my damn. Do you ever watch a name you my ever say Anderson so that was the worst in Saudi Arabia? Yeah, yeah, it's boring Weird Elevation I've been there.
Oh you have it. I have been there. Okay. I couldn't even fuck it my walk I was the elevation was so high.
I don't know much about the elevation I love Tyrone Cocaine Hey, legend rudely legend your legend. I'm fucking a big fan search right and they're my favorite and Sergio's He's close to Sergio who? Brother His favorite team rubus for shot out. Yeah, I never heard of Sergio I heard a man that I've seen I would love to have Tyrone Woodley on this show and you tell him exactly what you told Yeah, you know why I don't want to in this in this room.
Why cuz I don't want to fall asleep. Oh This fights are so fucking boring. Okay. No, I don't give a fuck.
This is a covalent event We paid money to see this. Can you not like you just get in the pocket and fuck it do some punches? Oh my gosh, that's a two Steven Thompson fights first one was great So what that's equally on Steven Thompson's party You think I unfollow Steven Thompson on every piece of social media because of that fucking Thompson Steven Thompson was very Barney that fight at least Tyrone knock him down. You're right.
I'm sorry You're right. He's your brother and comrade. He's a comrade your brother and I'm being confrontational very I don't want to die I just realized he's huge what I just did. These are fucking beasts.
These are human machines And I mean I don't give a fuck right partner. You're my side or what? I will take on the whole army Yeah, bring you all of them. No, I'm kidding Okay, um me and Jordan Peele when we're on that TV we had Titor T is on and it was in a ring and I had these pads Right these kick pads, right?
Right? I go hey Tito to me as hard as you can with the pad. He goes It's gonna hurt you. Oh god.
I go do this pad is like nine. I mean, it's it cushion. I ain't gonna fuck her me I was knocked unconscious Probably walking around it like two thirty five. I mean he can be so hard and I the pad was so thick I felt the grunt.
I couldn't breathe if there was no path there. I would have died That's not even kidding one time John Cena took his hand He slapped me in the chest and I said do it as hard as you can because I'll break every fucking your ribs I go break them and he did it. He left a print on my chest for three weeks John Cena hit you Yeah, these people you don't want to fuck with these people these and this guy right here not only is he a fucking physical specimen He's a smart guy. He's got the brains to and he's a nice guy I'm just saying that I'm not gonna watch anymore I would watch every one.
Yeah, I mean I would do it if like um I was a futon with a blanket Okay You're bringing something out of him. I know he's never been I It's a little spiritual let's comment down a bit. That's my dad. I'm a little I'm a little hyperactive Okay, oh my god, when I was in Albuquerque has nothing to do with you soon on the comment, okay, but I was in Albuquerque, New Mexico last weekend Pastor Gil oh Afterwards human I had a conversation about God and um we're getting the details about it, but um I feel like he was there God was pastor.
Yeah, pastor Gil. May God bless you. May God keep you. May God created you like a baby May God take you through hurricane Hanavi and be a freeman.
Can you believe that a Christian pastor listens to this pod? That's yeah, that's fucking crazy man. I don't want to go down your religion's cool to a book. Okay, Judy.
I Judy I was there. I went to Israel. I saw your people good people. Okay I'm talking like Trump now.
Okay, I'm a big great. Yeah, I'm gonna do a real a real assessment of the fight on Saturday So the McGregor versus Mayweather I'll just say yeah, you go first. I'll just say I told you so right? Yeah, I mean, literally when I called it from the very beginning You said he's going to your own you know Connor's gonna get the early rounds He's gonna preserve preserve preserve and he's gonna walk him down after you know the fifth or sixth round and that's exactly what he's saying Hey, do you know that Christian or an although beat LeBron James and soccer Yeah, but LeBron James doesn't play soccer.
That's right. Christiana won. It's two different sports. Okay, and it was a money fucking event We all paid for it when I went to the comedy store afterwards.
There was no one in the audience. I swear to God. It was bad. 12 people I think I heard like one in five Americans was watching it.
Yeah, that's that's so they made a lot of fucking money Right and good for you, but I will not be trick again It was um you knew that Mayweather was gonna win because that's his sport It's his sport, but everybody always buys Mayweather fights because they hate Mayweather. They want to see him lose They don't people don't get Mayweather fights because oh, they're super exciting They don't because he's undefeated like I remember watching um him and de la jolla and everybody was out of their seats because may Whether lost the first four rounds. Yeah, and they're like, oh my god. He's gonna do it It's always the same thing.
He always takes you into the later rounds and that's when he you know he just picked you apart The one thing I will say I was surprised about is you know, I don't know Um, I mean how much of boxing are fighting you guys know, but like um, Connor referred to him as fighting like a mexican Yeah, you know, that's because the mexans I was hands up and just swing the entire time and he did he did fought like a mexican He didn't fight, you know, his normal shell slipping punches and counting he came forward the entire time So I mean may weather the thing was it was it was a perfect game plan because being a counter fighter and constantly have to fight going backwards It'll tire you out. Yeah, because may weather probably through 10 punches the first four like you didn't throw any punches Yeah, you know and everybody gets excited when you know they're hitting his got but a lot most encounters punches didn't land because I rewatched Yeah, a lot of them. Yeah, he got a couple nice uppercuts in there, but he wore him out and once he wore him out Yeah, you know, it's the same thing with the uh the nadis fight. Oh, yeah, you know verse round he does a face Connor does a face and you know, he's gonna lose.
Yeah, you called it He has his look like the color of his skin changes he goes from a very red to sort of a pale type of a logastic Well, and his eyes get droopy Very alert and then when he gets here. Yeah, you know, that's good. I think about the stoppage. I thought it was early Um for boxing for you for every for everything for everything for everything for everything I mean for everything I would say for both but what you gotta understand is they got the three knockdown rule Yeah, of course.
Yeah, but a lot of times that's you know knockdowns happen. They're like flash knockdowns You know, there's a wild exchange somebody gets hit with one punch they get floored They have an opportunity to get up. You know the ref makes sure is that they're they're conscious and they're ready to fight Um sometimes stoppage like the the connor may weather um happen just because when a ref sees a fighter is completely out of it Yeah, and like exhausted and if they're not defending themselves, it's they're doing it for the fighter Yeah, you know, because let's face it. They could have let that fight keep going.
Yeah, Connor wasn't He was gonna get more like he would have got he would have got beat up. Yeah, my question to you is now I know like I don't know the insides of what contractually, you know, what they sign up for Could you put that into in the contract for someone like McGregor like if he's if he's visibly hurt That we don't do like the three three knockdown rule like can you put that in the contract? I you know, I don't think so. I just think commission wise that the rules are what they are I don't think they can exempt anybody like Connor knows what he's getting himself into.
Yeah, I don't think anything like this How many seconds were left on a clock 20 or something like that? 20, but what round was that? There's two rounds left. Yeah, he would have got knocked out.
That's unnecessary damage. Yeah, he did okay though. Did you not think so? No, no, he did great.
Yeah, I'm even for the you know, I don't like the condescending announcers are like He's doing pretty good. He's jabber pretty, you know, I mean like as if he's never thrown anywhere Let me tell you something boxing guys the UFC is the where it's at. That's where the level is so don't be condescending Well, they should be because he can avoid cicadas to the face if that's where it's at then the fighter should be paid The way boxers are getting paid. Well, you know in in Connor's defense MMA We have to train for so many other things.
Yeah, so like boxing all they're doing is boxing Mayweather's never throwing a cake. He's never had to train wrestling jiu-jitsu So we have to split up our time training doing a bunch of different things So our conditioning is also different. You notice a lot of MMA fighters we kind of hold more muscle We're a little bulky because there's more grappling. There's more wrestling strike is a bigger issue Boxing you know, they have a big core, but their arms are kind of skinny You know just because it's a specific skill set So I mean I respect Connor for going in and I mean he fought the best body in my eyes He's the best boxer ever lived, you know, he he's on beat.
He's on beat You know, so I agree and he landed more punches than anybody else really has so if you would have fought Pacquiao a little earlier No, I mean, yeah I mean he he lost it for me with that because Mayweather called him out after Pacquiao had already lost him That's the one time I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. I agree with you.
Yeah, I agree with you Yeah, yeah, I agree with that and to me It's like I don't listen when you see somebody like who's the fucking someone that I like mark on mark on record It's like it's like we're lost I don't care. It's my favorite fighter. I want to watch him fight because he's gonna put on the line something's gonna happen the one hit knockouts are awesome Yeah, and so walk us to someone like me whether who is undefeated. It doesn't really because I've seen his fights It's like I know what you're doing.
You're very good defensively You're you are a position striker later on in the rounds and um You're very good at what you do but you're not fun to watch well. I said it I said me from a fighter standpoint I like watching me with a fight. Yeah, because I pick up on a lot of subtleties a lot of things and little things in there that people don't pick up on If I wasn't just a normal average fan casual fan. I don't want to I'm not paying I'm not gonna support it.
I'm not gonna pay a hundred bucks because if I want to be entertained It's not entertaining. Like I said It's not his boxing style that people pay to watch people pay to watch him lose and that's why everybody's super excited when counters went in For rounds they're like he may do it. He may do it. You know Connor always are you're pretty looking going on.
Thank you. Yeah. No, I'm just saying general Do you think people say that like out of all the guys in the room? Yeah, yeah I like Age Patrick Dempsey right here really age Like you sick.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding, but um you fucker what? You do Why can you as an American citizen? I know that you don't fuck a guy in it.
How I fuck? Right? Like you you're like I'm a noisas that are natural Old man, you know fuck. I've never fucker.
No one's ever fucked me. I said that was a good fuck Hand sanitizer if you do a doctor's visit. I mean, it's not yeah. Yeah, it's not good, but you know what I get my nut off I got my nut off and it feels fucking good.
That's the most important right and it feels tender to me. I love it. And I live for it. Okay.
I love coming That's why it's the best thing in the world coming right Even Einstein loves coming no matter how smart you are probably I read this one when you nut is the only time that you don't have an actual thought in your brain like your brain goes dead for that time Yeah, I can like are you ever like oh, I wonder where my cat is like Well, you're never never never yeah, I think that's maybe why like you know when you have sexual someone you you really feel like you shouldn't do it But when you're in the heat of the moment you do it and then after like as soon as you bust that nut, it's like Fuck yeah, I know yeah, so yeah, that's actually You know what I'm trying to do I wish that I could take that feeling and put it a little pill So whatever you want that no you would give to women Like you can't make me come no she comes but I want to get her the extra like you know in excess And come food what's his name get David Carradine? No, I want to give you that comment that you know man you just enter it just choke me oh yeah And then you die and then I go to prison I think if I'm on top if I'm putting my way and I'm truly trying both hands Yeah, and she's at first one. This is for sex, but then she's like I can't breathe You know, I think that there could be a moment where I murder somebody that way. Oh, jeez, you know I'm playing on what yeah, Eric fuck's good.
Yeah, you know Because you know you have a girlfriend now you live in Wisconsin, right? Training originally from originally from Iowa my home It's just you know, all right, but uh, no, it's my hometown's like three and a half hours from it and roof of sport You know to get Jim so I can stay close to my family whenever I'm like That's super close. Oh, yeah, what does it do there? Is it fun?
They see people always say that but there's a lot of shit to do there. I mean, you're at your okay Let me just say something okay. Okay. That's cool.
You say that you're defending the area. It's great. I love it It's human. It's a natural human reaction defend defend where you're from even people from Bangladesh.
I love Bangladesh or Calcutt I love it the waters great. Yeah. Yeah, I mean there's a 12-year-old prostitute's just walking down the street But my point is is that that it is it. I don't think so my point is this Yeah, I've been Wisconsin.
Okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I've been right in Wisconsin. I've been to Madison.
Okay, I've been to Milwaukee Okay, I've been there. I used to live there as a kid We also lived in Milwaukee. Oh, yeah, that's where my dad. We're my mom with my dad stop my mom Oh, she lived in Wisconsin and my mom my dad brought steak I was the girl.
Yeah back in the late 60s. That's how I got wife. You just gave her a steak. She'll better door never stay That's how I'm gonna go.
It's great. No your places I'm just saying that I wouldn't be a little bit out there But I mean what what okay LA's LA's kind of different But I've been other places in California other than like the beach What what is there more to do here than like in the Midwest? Everything everything I mean Completely this is my fucking arena right now. I love it.
Oh, you're in it. He's octagon. Yeah number one is this. Okay, okay Case in point.
I was an Albuquerque this weekend. Okay flu in Thursday night because I had to wake up at six in the morning to do Press it's about midnight and I go god damn it. I'm fucking hungry I flew in and the lady that works for the casino. She goes.
Yeah, there's nothing But you have a good food right now. Like I haven't eaten anything all day. There's nothing and I go where she goes Well, 30 miles east. There's a mile.
Oh Wendy's. I think it closes that too I'm not sure I go well, you're gonna have to go there all right You can't buy you right now right now you and I right yeah if you want a nice steak With a man with a tuxedo. Yeah 24 seven. I can get you that so let me know I'm just saying your idea of things to do That's one thing yes, yes, yeah, yeah Okay There's only a couple of things in life that you need alright shelter food and sexuality I'll fucking do this.
Oh, I don't know Bob. All right stop. All right. Stop it.
What is this scratch is that yes food is a big one Here's another thing all right three in the morning. I can't sleep I feel dirty just take a bath or cook it gonna go to a steam room a really cool Korean bath house This is like some first world problem share. Yeah, that's what I'm saying is is that I'm not saying listen I know that in an apocalyptic situation right we're all fucked not me you made that see that and this is this is why This is why we're here right now because that right there is provocation You just provoked me. I also just wait wait.
I just let me just finish this okay So when I'm the apocalypse right right that you think you would live longer than anything come on come on come on Let's just do you have hunting skills. I have hunting skills. I mean I'm an I'm a hider I'm here's a thing here's the thing if we could both hide but if I get caught I could actually do something about it Get away know you can't call a zombie and then all of a sudden you're you know I mean you're trying to moi type type kick zombie kick people Happens that but for example I can run faster than you can I'm sure yeah You're gonna live in a van. Yeah, I know where else that's where you know I'm gonna go to the mall Well, this is like what are you gonna do?
I'm gonna go to West Covina mall already I haven't planned out what happens when you know what? I'm gonna hide an event and then all of a sudden I'm gonna like every day I'm gonna like lock each door. I'm gonna try to kill all the zombies inside then I would lock all the doors And I would eat like a quam I'm not gonna stick all day. So what happens about the other people?
It's like dead other people that are still alive that you can join me if you want to but Well, no you'd be joining me. I'd be running the show see that's I don't Sorry you want an Abendini. Oh I'm gonna be the man I'm gonna be the knee. Okay, how do you establish out from the house?