Episode 11 – Joey The Fat Vampire

"It's calling you, my dear, out of reach. Take me to my beach." - Nobody has a radical new idea for anyone wanting to become a doctor without all the hard work. - We detail Ben and Heidi Klum’s hypothetical relationship. - We discuss the best age to get turned into a vampire. - We celebrate having as many episodes as our old nemesis Cop Rock. - Nobody doesn’t want to be famous. - We discuss what makes a good and bad actor. - Nobody has a newfound crush on Newt Scamander from Fantastic Beasts. - Nobody details her Thai holiday 4D cinema going experience. - We revamp the concept of the hotel buffet breakfast for late risers. - Nobody is underwhelmed by the best public toilet in Bangkok. - Nobody has the best banana smoothie ever but knows she will never be able to recapture the moment. - Nobody goes to a fire twirling show and watches as several people get set on fire. - Ben’s friend redeems himself by running a half marathon.