Episode 116 - Oui Fishal Pool it Tickles

The scene opens. A single spotlight on stage revealing a man with both of his hands covering his face, head sagged down, and his elbows on his knees. He weeps softly at first, then the sobs become more intense. The woeful mourning sobs echo throughout the theater. Then the sobs turn to laughter, hysterical laughter that bounces through the halls and out the abandoned facilities doors. He stands, screaming "What have I done!" into the stale air. He then sits. I am this man. And this, is some weird ass tangent that a DM, namely THIS DM, SHOULD NOT HAVE WENT DOWN, BUT APPARENTLY ITS A THING? Anyway, people ask questions, apparently the right ones and they stumble into this weird backstory I made up in my head to make everything work, but then they don't dig deeper, and so it just sort of ends, and it's good and fine because we should just jump back on the rails, and no one will actually read this anyway, and I hit on Forrest some this episode and also John makes Connor do nothing, but it's not his fault because he doesn't have anything else to do other than imagine cartoons whiich I'm not sure how they would have cartoons since they don't have TV, or newspapers... okay they might have newspapers. They have the funny's at least. Cody, or @codedude3, is our mighty glorious leader guiding us into battle. Ivana, or @arcaneVice gets drunk(while she's on hiatus). John, or @AbsurdistKobold, has fabulous hair. Mollie, or @MollieMM9, silently regrets every decision that has lead her to this podcast. Forrest, or @Walk6070, jerks it to the sound of typing and howler monkeys. Cody does the best he can with the shit audio he gets (sometimes Marc, or @0dius will help out when he can)Also, you may have noticed we have some new art for our thumbnail? Well that's thanks to our patrons, and the amazing Alex Graudins! She can be found @toonyballoony You can find us on twitter @DireWeasels, you can email us questions and the like at [email protected] help us pay for our insanity and subsequent incarceration by donating to us at patreon.com/direweasels Dire Weasels are a part of the S House Studio network, a group of podcasts growing together to have fun and better themselves, hopefully.