Episode 12

David returns from a long trip from colombia, where he went deep into the jungles with his shaman denzolo, to ingest the spirit molecule Ayahuasca. the most powerful hallucinogenic on the planet with the Kogi indians. the kogi shamans spend 10 years living in a dark cave from age 5 to 15, eating only one small meal a day and sleeping only 4 to 5 hours a night, and living in complete darkness to develop their psychic powers. don't cross the streams. DMT the chemical the brain naturally makes when your born, when you die and when you dream is whats found in ayahuasca. what has been seen can't be unseen. david literally returns from his adventure and drives straight from LAX to do the podcast. is LAX worse than third world airports? why does david buy black dicks everywhere he goes. David is 34 years old and has never done drugs and decided to start doing the heaviest shit this year. david discovers that asian people are actually aliens and performs totally gay acts on himself and others while he was high, david buttocks himself. asians have the tightest pussies, there are no accidents, absolutely no accidents at all ever on this entire planet, everything has a very direct and specific meaning and purpose even if it doesn't seem like it does, everything happens for a reason . everything , all of it, it's all a big joke, this whole life is just one big joke, also life is just one huge love story, everything and all of it is just one huge love story, everything is love. yoshi uses a lot of visine on his dry eyes, which just happened to be LSD hidden in the bottle and finds his ancestors angry at him. harry quotes the mission statement from jerry mcguire. saelee contemplates having children. david goes to africa and draws wesley snipes gets mistaken for an alien and is dubbed the "WHITE WIZARD".yoshi's dream girl is handicapped, dumb ,deaf, and mute… and dead. denzolo calls in and talks about drugs on the phone while waiting in line at customs at JFK. how was keanu reeves so confident that patrick sways wasn't coming back at the very end of point break? david says Everyone in the world should take a complete vacation from themselves and do themselves and the whole world a favor and do ayahuasca once in their life. Joey and Yoshi mandate at the Huntington gardens. David goes on better guy dates than with women. do you care if your ex is fucking someone else right now? we are all capable of having contradictory emotions all at the same time. all womens pussies belong to joey. many girls enjoy it when big balls slap against their asses during vigorous lovemaking.