Episode 12: Female Trouble

  Good Morning Baltimore! What the Hell are you doing?!? Put those Hairspray cans away, we’re going to the seedier side of Baltimore, where thieves and shitkickers run amok. This episode is certainly NSFW, as tonight on the marquee is John Waters’s 1974 midnight movie sensation “Female Trouble.” Join the brash Dawn Davenport on a morality tale including the perils of high school, rape, raising a child, thieving and fashion, divorce, kidnappings, murder, and the almighty pursuit of art.  Put on your best skin tight catsuit, some Cha Cha heels, and take a hit of liquid eyeliner! I can almost guarantee you’ve never seen a trashier film and I know you are going to love every minute of it…better have a barf bag next to you though, just to be safe. Tonight, on the Marquee: Horrible Impressions, “The Bloody Harry Hole Affair”, Trail and Error, My Friend Dahmer, Summer of Sam, Mary Queen of Scots, and Glass Mission Impossible: Shitshow…reloads fist. The “Waterverse” A Brief History of John Waters and Divine aka Harris Glenn aka “The Most Beautiful Woman in the World” The Morality Tale of Dawn Davenport Cha Cha Heels inspired “Robot” Eating a Meatball Sandwich Right Out In Class, up next, Umbilical Chords AUNT IDA! AUNT IDA! AUNT IDA! What were we drinking? Finding Happiness in the Auto Industry The Perils of a Hari Krishna Lifestlye A Glamorous Trip to the Electric Chair   NSFW: Patti LuPone Nudity Tangent + the Whole Episode “Pooh Bear has been there when none of all aint.” – A Glimpse into Jonathan’s Childhood. Eating Shit to the tune of “How Much is that Doggy in the Window” – What to expect in the Watersverse. “Let’s Get Fucked!” – Matt’s reaction before the film. “Gasp!” – Matt’s reaction after the film. “Did I trick you?” “The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life!” “6.5  out of 10” – We rate the genitallia of this movie. “OH, A LITTLE STAGE!” -Every actor’s dream “WHO WANTS TO DIE FOR ART?”    Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420  Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G