Episode 12: Spank You Very Much

What this episode covers

It's time for us to talk smack about smackin'! Let us regale you with tales of Bex's birthday spanking party, Kate's mid-bang spanking lesson, and the saddest paddlin' either of us has ever participated in. We also tell you our favorite toys to hit people and get hit with! (Content note: this episode contains a minute-long discussion of self-harm at the 37:30 mark, and mentions bruises throughout.) Early Morning Podcasting | Rainbow Bagels | [#BirthdayBruises](http://www.bextalkssex.com/2016/09/birthdaybruises-adventures-in-exhibitionistic-masochism/) | Teaching Vanilla Boyz to Spank | 1-10 Scale | [Suz](http://redhotsuz.com/) | Face-Sitting | Platonic Spanking | [Tantus Pelt](https://www.tantusinc.com/products/pelt) | Good-Dick Garbage-Human | Punishment vs. Reward vs. Service | Tinder Tops | Gateway Kink | ["That Girl on NCIS"](http://ncis.wikia.com/wiki/Abigail_Sciuto) | [Ducky Doolittle](http://www.duckydoolittle.com/) | Sadists | Subspace | [Kinkmergency](../../help-its-a-kinkmergency-make-your-own-self-aftercare-kit/) | Enthusiasm | [Mental Health](http://www.theestablishment.co/2016/10/12/how-spanking-helps-my-mental-health/) | The Saddest Spanking Party | [Bruises on a Bus Ride](https://twitter.com/BexTalksSex/status/778074588198543361) | [Jillian Keenan](http://www.jilliannyc.com/) | Bruises | [Spit Scene: Good Girl](https://spit.exposed/video/good-girl-dane-joe-zella-tree/) | Pervertables | [Sex with Shakespeare](https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Shakespeare-Heres-Much-Pain/dp/0062378716/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1481084347&sr=8-1&keywords=sex+with+shakespeare) | [Bible Paddle](https://www.etsy.com/listing/268441099/bible-paddle) | [Lolita](https://www.amazon.com/Lolita-Vladimir-NABOKOV/dp/B00AR5395G/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1481084202&sr=1-3&keywords=lolita+hardcover) | [Book of Erotic Fantasy](https://www.amazon.com/Book-Erotic-Fantasy-Gwendolyn-Kestrel/dp/1588463990) | [Stay Paddle](http://shop.oxballs.com/STAY-Aluminum-Silicone-Ball-Buster-and-Paddle-OXBALLS-OX-1224.htm) | [Leather and Lattes](https://www.twincitiesleather.com/) | Stone Crop | [Taylor J Mace](http://www.feistyfoxfilms.com/) | [Kink Machine Works](https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/KinkMachineWorks?ref=l2-shopheader-name)

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