EPISODE 123 - Under Siege 3D: Jaws You Are NOT The Father

Our show starts off today with a letter from the Las Vegas Asian Community Against Racial Oppression. We quickly discovered it's chaired by Who Asked You? fan, Jinnai. Apparently he runs this... "club" all by himself and never mentioned it to us when he was on the show. Between this and being an Anime convention DJ, he's a pretty busy guy! Not too busy though to ask us about our thoughts on 3D TV coming soon to your living room. Or at least those of you stupid enough to fork over the cash for it.We start things off with a rousing round of Who Fact You?. There's never a shortage of miscellaneous non-sensical factoids you can store in your brain and share with your friends. And it's all curteousy of our show. If you've ever wondered how many taste buds a catfish has or what public school system banned hypnotism, this is the segment for you!Those aren't the only facts we have for you this week. We felt it necessary to bring you up-to-date on the cold hard facts surrounding Steven Seagal's legal troubles. As many of you are quite aware, we have an unusual infatuation with 80's movie stars and the films they did. We grew up watching guys like Seagal, so when there's trouble abound we like to monitor the situation. It would be totally awesome if Seagal reenacted the bar scene from "Out For Justice" in the courtroom. He could start with the bitch who's filed a lawsuit against him. Claiming the actor expected her to become his personal sex toy. Then he could move onto the judge, maybe clock him with the gavel a few times until he dismisses the charges. But then again, Steven Seagal is a little sleazy looking. He may very well be guilty of the accusations. It's tough to say. What do you think? Vote on this week's We Ask You Online Poll and tell us what you believe.And it's the third time in a row that we're forced to find out what Michael Bay is up to. My god... at this rate we may have to turn it into its own show. This week's update is pretty short though. He takes a moment to pass the "Revenge of the Fallen-sucking" blame off onto the writers and then lets us all in on the not at all exciting news of who the villain will be in the third feature. It should be Megan Fox, but it's not.Then we'll tell you where they found Bruce. That's all I can really say. Listen to the show and you'll learn who Bruce is and where he's been for the past 35 years.A large chunk of chicks that are of child bearing age in this country don't seem to mind if they bear a child. That's according to a new study recently released. It seems about 1 in every 4 women polled wouldn't care one way or another if they got preggers. This is cause for some alarm, as well as an endless supply of Maury episodes.And lastly on episode 123 we take a moment to bash McDonald's and its BP-like incompetence when it comes to the promotional junk they shove in kids faces. It seems collectible cups for the new Shrek movie aren't up to American standards, which these days is becoming a gray area. If you drink from these cups designed for drinking from, you may develop cancer, or floppy bones. We know, your child just recovered from floppy bones after wearing Miley Cyrus jewelry a couple of months ago. She's as incompetent as the clown. Shame on all of them!I know one thing, cancer causer or not, if McDonald's releases some collector's cups for Under Siege 3, we'll be first in line!