Episode 127: Nothing but "cold takes" on Mulesoft, Red Hat and the Facebook

We discuss Salesforce buying Mulesoft, rumors about Google buying Red Hat and provide cold takes on the Facebook crisis. Plus, Matt Ray explains why there are pictures of a giant snake, a kangaroo and dog's bottom posted on Facebook Wall. Matt Ray’s Facebook links BIG SNAKE Matt Ray’s son and a dog..? Kangaroo vs. Bicyclist Matt’s Coterie of Browser Plugins: TrackMeNot uBlock Origin Ghostery Privacy Badger KB SSL Enforcer TamperMonkey Relevant to your interests The Cambridge Analytica Debacle is not a Facebook “Data Breach.” Maybe It Should Be. The Facebook Brand Salesforce is reportedly in talks to acquire Mulesoft and the stock is going nuts Salesforce agrees to buy Mulesoft in $6.5 billion deal Salesforce buys a mule, but pays for a horse Salesforce’s $6.5b acquisition of Mulesoft: what it means for the cloud ecosystem Update: Red Hat could be a Google takeover target – a deal wouldn't be cheap IBM's cloud strategy revolves around multi-cloud support, grabbing new workloads IBM's Watson Assistant is coming to IFTTT Apple, IBM add machine learning to partnership with Watson-Core ML coupling Oracle's New Licenses Sales Drop While Revenue Meets Estimates Don’t Anthropomorphize Larry the Lawnmower Docker Cloud is shutting down • r/docker Introducing Windows Server 2019 – now available in preview Java 10 Released, First in the New Faster Cadence This episode brought to you by: Datadog! This episode is sponsored by Datadog, a monitoring platform for cloud-scale infrastructure and applications. Built by engineers, for engineers, Datadog provides visibility into more than 200 technologies, including AWS, Chef, and Docker, with built-in metric dashboards and automated alerts. With end-to-end request tracing, Datadog provides visibility into your applications and their underlying infrastructure—all in one place. Sign up for a free trial at www.datadog.com/sdt Datadog wants you to know they monitor Kubernetes performance metrics. You try it by signing up for a trial at www.datadog.com/sdt. Exegesis Want more talk about FANG? Then Listen to Cotê and Brandon review Scott Galloway’s book The Four on Episode of 52 of Software Defined Interviews from awhile back. Even more relevant today! Nonsense Jeff Bezos has a robot dog WhatsApp co-founder tells everyone to delete Facebook Conferences, et. al. April 3rd to 4th, Dallas - MC Coté at SpringOne Tour. April 11th, InnoTech San Antonio - Coté speaking. April 10-12th, Sydney AWS Summit April 26-27, DevOpsDays Jakarta - Matt is keynoting, and Coté will be speaking too. May 15th to 18th, 2018 - Coté talking EA at Continuous Lifecycle London. May 22-25, ChefConf 2018, in Chicago. SDT news & hype Check out Software Defined Interviews, our new podcast. Pretty self-descriptive, plus the #exegesis podcast we’ve been doing, all in one, for free. Keep up with the weekly newsletter. Join us in Slack. Buy some t-shirts! DISCOUNT CODE: SDTFSG (20% off) Send your name and address to [email protected] and we will send you a sticker. Recommendations Matt: Earworm video series from Vox Brandon: Metrex II Black Mesh Task Chair from Costco Coté: Le Relais de Venise - l’Entrecôte