Episode 13 – Do Not Ask For Whom The Man Criticises, He Criticises For Thee

"Baby when you're gone, I realise I'm in love." - Ben has a problem with his stovetop and/or the phrase ‘put it on the back burner’. - We attempt to define the term ‘pompatus’ and devise a competitive love-off reality show. - We revisit Posh Spice’s confusing pose on the Spice Girls album cover. - Nobody reveals that she isn’t attracted to Leonardo DiCaprio (or any brown-haired white guys) because he looks too much like her brother. - Nobody doesn’t want a movie to be made about her life and we get side-tracked brainstorming a movie about the Loch Ness monster coming to Melbourne. - Ben gives his approval to turn him into a deepfake pornstar a thousand years after his death. - Ben makes his annual PSA to the listeners to activate their read receipts.