Now it is number four's turn. Oh, this guy is super dead. He can go here super. I'm a new person There's paper clip on the face There for how many times have I said that is right there?
He's going to Five oh the Takari for sure so five ten he's gonna attack the Takari he doesn't get advantage any misses because he's fucking worthless This guy's gonna go five ten and he's gonna attack or inborn. Yeah He gets disadvantaged because you're mounted it's foggy and it's foggy. Thank you No, it's he's a disadvantage Oh man max damage to you take ten damage Hardback your turn, okay By the time I was just to find out when in the turn order the crossbow man appeared That's why oh, that's what the first seven minute timer was now I just like using it in case someone's taking a long time to do their turn and give them a three minute No, it's I didn't mean that like good. You should be meant to get together shut up or not damn it charity I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and just like not know who I am and just call people.
Oh, hey, Daveery at work Who the fuck was a good idea just but orry at the end of everybody's name or Jason re yeah Charity to Marie polery I'm changing your name on my phone right now. I know what I wanted to do and then I forgot. It's okay You gotta write it down like me. No, I don't have any yeah, we've got these long turns So if you guys can like play ahead you're moving a little bit So here I got it Thank you I'm going to versus a bonus action cast or yeah healing word.
I think you're still in range I'm going to check Where to go 60 feet. Yeah, okay? We're now the Castes at second level so I can get 2d4 plus my spell cast ability So you're gonna heal for 2 plus 3 is 5 plus another 3 so 8 damage. Yeah, you're just constantly The tornado mom is back to 19 And then I'm going to shoot a guiding bolt at the sorcerer So like I just like over the top of the flames looking at from the wall I can see the sorcerer interacting with the car and I can see Isaac here and I hold my big green and I Think back to the time we were fighting with Gary and the man was out in the plane I can see his face and see him running and then gonna roll for the shit Well, how does that kind of bringing the to range spell attack is the target so it you just use your spell attack modifier which should be 8 plus It's 8 plus your ability score plus proficiency modifier.
Sorry. That's a lot of numbers eight plus your So yeah, so I'll take bonuses plus six says here. Yeah, so yeah, so go with that eight. Oh, no, that's the spelled I'm sorry, you're 100% right.
I was wrong. Go ahead. I get confused not good 11 okay, that is a missy-ness Gregori's turn He is going to use his martial advantage Once per turn the the legionnaire can deal an extra 12 damage to a creature it hits with a weapon attack if that creatures within five feet of an ally He doesn't get advantage. Nope.
Just gets multi attack. So yeah, you he's totally engaging with you or zach. I'm an engaging guy first one 17 no so crit I'll roll the crit first four claw is a d12 Three plus three plus six so 12 damage and then yeah, you do the math and then you take an additional 12 damage And then its third attack Misses and he's just like hacking at you or zach. It's just this it's not finesse anymore It's this brutal vengeance.
I should have killed you years ago and now it is The dead guy it's a dead guy's turn he remains dead Alright, so there's a guy next to us. Yeah, he's like trying to stab you and he we're gonna claw him Can't do that. Oh my god roll That's a seven plus four thirteen or eleven. No, that's a miss cool next is Yeah Oh yes, I mean This vulphin is going to go five ten fifteen twenty and try to latch on to as a keyer Okay, so 17 is a hit so he takes She she oh my god 11 plus four 15 damage Make a strength save for the ossa cure.
Yep difficulty is 16. Okay Beat it so yeah, it does not clamp on to ossa cure This guy's turn is gonna stab at ossa cure boy in a surprise to know when he misses One of the soldiers tries to ram his sword through ossa cures hide and so foggy trip. It's very foggy vulphin 2 is going to attack orgoc Glock Um see if the crit doesn't crit, but it's a 20 something. Yeah, it doesn't Cheese you take 11 damage.
Oh my god another strength save for me. Please Crit. Oh What do you want to do? It bites onto my arm and I have these claws now.
Yep I like grab its lower jaw underneath where it locked on and I pull it forward and its lower jaw comes off And the long Like teeth that were buried in my arm kind of slowly pull off as it falls down and it's only like like what I did Was okay here its weapon is like so it's tongue is like flapping around. It's like making these gross sounds It's jaw when it gets the wall Okay, he will do severely reduce damage Great That was an effective turn of his or Nella your turn. Yeah, I'm gonna attack this guy. That's by me and my takari.
Okay. Okay. Okay Okay 14 plus five 19 is a hit cool Cool 10 plus three yep 10 plus three 13 damage. Okay.
I get another attack. Yes 11 plus five 16. Yeah, that is a miss. Okay.
Well, whoopers. Um No, that's fine Okay, no Uh, legion air number one is going to shoot his last crossbow at as a cure And he crits. He's in the fog Like oh, he is the center. Yeah.
He is. Thank you. Whoop Okay, we know it's 20 So we missed this. Yeah, thank you fog Uh, how long does the fog stay?
I'm pretty sure until I don't want it seven hours. It's um worst fog ever Uh, I do I should be making concentration checks on it because it's up to an hour Uh, you only make concentration checks if you are interrupted. Okay. So yeah, it's up to an hour unless you know some wind happens Your turn or zog.
All right, so I've got a couple of these dogs being buttfuckers, but um I'm still kind of rock and roll and um, he hit me pretty hard. What's my distance to the corner of that building? I think it's what 10 or 15 15. Oh, yeah, you can come hang out with all ornie No, so you what you see?
Well, so I take a boat So bonus actually could happen anytime, right? Yes So like quicker than they can even realize I split from that scene And I run to the corner of that building and I clamor up a bit and it's like you see just it's like this really fast moving person And it's like the again and like just sprint back off and jump and I go right back at him and I attack him from above Back at him. Oh, yeah, nice. So you get to roll advantage again.
Yep smart That's all right. They can all be spending inspiration to reroll. Okay, you know what that move was that was in the canyon fight with us. I care.
Yes, it was There we go 21 that's a hit. Um, I'll roll the other attack too. Just go up right Uh, shit, uh 16 that is a miss All right, fucking a 17 Damage 17 damage one hit jeeps Don't forget your blessings how much oh shit dude, okay? Please so the last time I rolled what was it 15 if I roll?
What is it? What do I need to beat from a 15 up for him? Um you need to beat an 18. All right, doesn't matter.
Okay. Now it is a wolf in three. So the wolfin is going there. Sure.
Yeah, is it German? I forgot those guys good. Yeah Um god the wolfin misses good. Does the azeckia staran?
Okay, horn clock law. I went to horn the wolfin that jumped on his back Okay, horn him horn him right in the pooper so you can see like um azeck here like with his head around and try and stab with his chin Would you say that he whips his head back and forth? Which is his head back and forth? All right, so then because he keeps missing with his damn horn.
He's going to try and do two claw attacks again and miss the first one And hit the second one. Okay. The second is very powerful. It really he needs he needs to wind up You know he does it's not a trained warrior.
He's getting used to all the foul flowers on front It's a lot of plumage up right? It's not used to a lot of things to kind of receive over Okay, so that's um 11 plus 6 17 plus 1 is 18. It's a hit nice damage Nice on the wolfin yeah wolfin and develop any on He's so sleepy I'm just thinking about harbeck driving I think he's in a hammock or zag your tikari's turn. Um, you're gonna source.
Yeah, source Cool thing is he's he's actually still tied into me. So he does the thing He crawls up the side of that building and then leaps down on the sorcerer. Yes. I just I don't think he doesn't get disengaged for free So he'll provoke an opportunity attack.
Okay, so I'll do the opportunity attacks first the soldier goes and hits doing Four damage. Okay, and the sorcerer Does he even have he's gonna dagger him? Well, no, he's gonna staff him and he gets an 18 staff sim like this is an affection You take four damage, okay, and then he does the thing and he's gonna source all me timbers Yeah, and he's got advantage on his that all his attacks So same does the fog cloud effective? Uh, not the tikari because the tikari has keen senses.
Um, so he ignores He ignores um site for acquiring targets 26 damage 9 plus Four 13 damage on the sorcerer. Does he have multi attack? Okay, the sorcerer Uh, the sorcerer is bloodied good good. Yeah, uh, the sorcerer's turn Who is here is gonna attack tikari And he misses again attacking orzak's tikari that is attacking the sorcerer lizard is just so elusive and it's all jacked up because orzak's all jacked up This guy is gonna go Five 10 He will provoke an opportunity attack from you in the tikari.
So go ahead and do that. Yeah, the tikari misses And that's 15 that's a miss and don't know miss is and he's gonna attack gornella Poopy hole, um 16 no, so I thought that was a 19. I was like, no Harbick. Yeah, another another guiding bolt.
So the last one went wide. He's like, okay. All right He squares up his feet shoulder width apart. It's a deep breath and Remember your follow through.
Yeah, remember the follow through. Um, so that um is plus six. That's 21 to hit. Okay.
That's a hit on the sorcerer Around the full small saw the saucer So that is what they call me when I make spaghetti from scratch and all right a saucer. There you go. They meaning no one just me Just me alone in my house I'm sitting there with your your souve a Just like the pot is boiling and I've got my hands heat up. I command you I'm the saucer I just see your wife in the background just shaking her head On the computer on the couch like yeah I just imagine actually showing like a fake badge to the spaghetti in the fucking pot.
He's like, I'm the saucer Excuse me, man. I'm the saucer. I'm gonna need to have a look around I don't need a warrant. This is my Majora sauce selection.
Oh my god. How does that new noise? All right, we gotta go. We gotta know the saucer takes 12 damage And another bonus action of healing word to heal or nail it for another Oh max.
Oh that was okay good. Uh, so that is spell casting ability mod. So it's spell casting ability modifier That's like what I just used to do the guiding bolt, right? Yeah, it's not just my wisdom.
It's wisdom post proficiency. Yes. Great. So that is then 10 healing Yes, 10 healing or one that's really good because um now what's the saucer is he almost in?
Uh, well, he's bloodied. Okay, almost on death story. I take two to three more attacks killing. Um the two Saucybow men Are gonna shoot at uh, well, they're gonna shoot at you harbeck.
Oh, yeah I mean, no, oh fuck. Yeah, they both hit. Oh unless your AC is over 21. It's not No humans AC is ever over 21 You take six plus you take 10 damage.
Okay, uh, gregory's turn gregory is going to triple attack you triple attack triple attack I'm gonna sauce right now triple Overflow real god. He misses with both. Yeah, and then his last attack is uh, Yeah, that'll go jesus. Oh, it should be a t12.
I'm sorry Saucy you take, uh, you take 11 damage Or no, like your tikari's turn Uh, we're gonna hit the guy who this guy is the best thing to do ever of all time really is i'm having so much fun Oh, that's no good. No, that's no good Is not Now you're just being racist come on. I'm just kidding. You're not racist.
Thanks. You're too cute for casual races. Oh, oh Um, now it is both in a bio vilfin one just going to attack the spine hunter Don't he hits he does Don't uh nine damage How much HP is the spina under at fuckload? Man trick.
I keep track. He's lost 86 health points. He's got 50. Okay.
There's bloodied Uh, you too roll a strength save for him. Please hard deck 17 Okay, he's a monster. Yeah, um monster monster Number three He's going to attack him and the legionnaire that has been attacking Asekir the entire time continues to miss now the sorcelers turn Die already This might be a dumb question. Yeah, when that guy dies does this firewall come down?
Oh, I should have been making concentration saves. Sorry. I'll do that going for He's gonna get his ass handed to him because i'm just behind this wall of fire. I can't move Yeah, you still didn't answer my question when he dies does the firewall stop.
Yes, probably was stopped earlier. Yeah, okay Okay, yeah, I'm just cheating. It's okay. We're good.
When you die your concentrations fucked. So I understand that is so true It's one time I died and I just could not focus So hard So my aces is so low So on a roll of 11 or higher you vanished from your current plane of existence and appear in the ethereal plane. Excuse me But I hate that guy Uh, huh At the start of your next turn when the spell ends if you were on the ethereal plane you return to an unoccupied space of your choice You can see within 10 feet of the space you vanished from Can you go there? You know bahrat could do that.
He was a realm walker I don't think I can go to the ethereal plane though. It is now Just ask him to like keep him there Wolfin 2 is gonna attack Orzok And he well gets advantage for packtak to yep 17 no fuck you or Nella negative or Jella I'm gonna hit the guy. Which guy? Number five.
Yeah. Yeah. He's an um he's bloody by the way legion guy legion air. Yep legion air 12 plus five 17.
It's a hit Yeah Plus three so five damage. No. Yeah, okay. He's on death's door one more Five is it's good to hit Eat my ball.
I see you roll more than a five. Yep max damage plus three. Okay, so how do you kill him? Um sploit Chop his head off sweet.
Uh graceful clean easy breezy beautiful cover girl gourmello Gore You're a gourmellow when you got a little bits of man on your face Uh one of the crossbow men shoots a secure A secure takes eight damage top the turn order or zachian Get a little bit of man on your face. I'm gonna get some man. Oh, that's fucked up Oh my good one sound better. Oh So we just kind of been in a sword fight.
Yeah, just like locked in Um How's he look what I don't care actually, you know what everything gets all a little fucking crazy I like I just run right into like and like grappling. Okay, uh post strength checks You have advantage on that. I do. Damn it.
Okay, and you're blessed. Yes, sir Uh, how does uh 27 sound? Well, it is more than 12 Yeah, well, I guess I'll do it So what happens because of this spectacular spectacular nature of my role It's more of a like I run into him and I grab him Neck and I lift him up and I slam him down on the ground Uh do a d6 plus your strength mod and damage. Okay Six nice and then I'm gonna do my extra attack advantage.
He is bloody run BBG I rolled 19 and so I'm all hit down palpably Um and that was it and I missed okay, so Damn how does 16 sound for that one so much? Yuck So I lift him up and I throw him down the ground I take my sword in the underhanded shove it through his shoulder Rip it up. He calls you a beast and a mongrel and a bunch of other mean names wolf in three Doesn't doesn't like you heart and daddy. Oh, and he crits Or into you take 20 damage And then make strength say for me.
Oh Yep, I beat it okay next up is the babe as I care As a day for you know what paul. I've been rolling for as I care. Can you do it this time? Sure.
I'd be happy to make you please multi attack the fools around him. Okay first fool is the little guy the wolf Two double claws on the wolf both hit nine 1019 plus eight 27 damage sweet so he kills that one Yeah, he picks it up and just rips it in half throws the two severed parts As a kid at this point is just smothered in below or as ox to curry. Um, well, he's not here. So he's gonna He's gonna attack that guy Red dad Nine damage two number five.
Oh you rolled dice so artfully. It's really in the wrist inspired Well, I'll have you know Don't don't finish. I never do Edgelord Paul's Edgelord Oh Guys all right here. Yeah, it's gross and y'all heard all right.
Yeah, they're the best aren't they? Now number four goes is he dead? Yeah, I what about those um, yeah? They go after number five goes number five dead.
No, he's yeah, we're not killed him. I fucked him up Uh two crossbow men See uh, we're not was pretty hurt. So they're gonna shoot her cool Zero two twelves. I did.
That's my birthday 12 12. Yeah, December 12 does a 16 hit no sir neither crossbow bolts hit you. Yeah next is Harback again. Well cool.
Yeah, well when more people die that turns to go quicker. That's interesting We should kill more people. You know we should kill more people So I think I'm out of my spell slots at this point when keeping track of those I'm done with the big spells, but I still got my cantrip. So I'm going to uh sacred flame The the the vulphin that looks the most hurt that's closest to ores up Okay, it's probably three right it is three is the one that is disarmed.
I had its job moved off. So that's a dex save for the vulphin Thanks dad Yeah, yeah, all right. Okay. Oh, I needed that.
Let's kick some ass. Yeah, let's do it. Well, I mean, yeah With the vulphin like to make a dex save. Yes 14 fails So what does it do?
I Yeah So that's four damage one two three four Yeah, that's some of those spells are like feast or famine damage to do gregory is going to attack or zach Uh, we'll just we'll do or Nella your you go. I'll do that when he's here. Okay. I'm gonna move towards or zach So again, let's uh recap for our players kind of what's happening on the battlefield.
Yeah, yeah Is basically wait a sec wait a sec. Sorry if that guy is no longer on our plane of existence is this firewall still here Um, I think so. Okay. I'll chill pepper has entered the room.
That's a really good question sim and It doesn't stay okay. So anyway or Nella's tikari. What are you doing? Or Nella's tikari.
We're gonna move towards Ooh, eyebrow raise. Let's move towards or sock. What are we hearing the uh, source lures still gone. Okay And I'm gonna attack my tikari's gonna attack number three Help me before that because I got you precarious.
Uh, I'm still gonna attack number three. Okay. Yep. Do it Saus I mean it's a tikari.
It's not it's fine. It's fine. It's a cold. Uh, gregory is going to attack you or sock gregory We mean shit two crits.
Yeah, uh oh Hopefully shouldn't unplug your mic Running no, this is not The battle becomes more tense. Um, so you're about to take Uh or sock just so you know, you're about to take eight d6 of damage. Okay, because he double he double crit him But they could all be ones but they could all be eight. We'll see what it is Five No, they're decent.
Say the totals. Oh plus yes I plus eight is 13 plus nine is 21 last set 30 And halved 15 Sorry, that cute. Are you alive? Yeah Bloody okay, um Yeah, he gets well and he gets one more attack.
So that was just his first he gets three attacks His last attack is a seven and it misses. So he gets these what what are these attacks do to you? Like what does this look like you're actually maybe more on the defensive? Well, actually no there has been hardly any defensive nature and anything I've done This attack his sword just goes And it's like down into my shoulder and I don't even flinch and he rips it out and I'm It's all happening very simultaneously.
Yeah, but there's no there's no recoil. There's no like falling down. There's no great context, right It's like when I'm It's like when somebody if normal person would land that hit in a combat and like this this guy might give up or whatever he's realizing Both of us one of us were all death. This is death for one of us Yeah, and that might he may have never seen that before Yeah, I think his eyes go wide at the fact that you don't even recoil from such a crushing blow The vofen is going to attack you sweet or no It does not oh Actually normally we get pack tactics up because he's not within this one's not within five feet of you Does it get advantage?
So you're welcome Thanks. So let me explain to you how I benefited you the the saucer Sorry, the saucer reappears and takes his staff and holds it above his head and yells now change and Slams it down on the ground and the veterans or excuse me the soldiers Armor just explodes and three the remaining three soldiers plus the two on the ledge turn into a fucker straight up fucking crab preachers We know how to beat these guys though. It's it could have all turned into sauclers think of look on the bright side boys No At least we're not dealing with six sauclers. I mean like the we're already really beat up in this battle And they just like got a bigger health.
They just get gained health pool The ones that are damaged the ones that are damaged keep the same amount of damage that's on them And remember they're resistant to like everything. Yeah, that's why this sucks balls We know just reminding everyone about just put that in the clip show Wolfin 2 is going to attack you or zach this sucks Um, you rolling the same. I don't know it's yachty 19 Yes, that hits okay. You take eight damage.
I beat the strength thing. Okay. Oh, thank you. Yep On a Tuesday.
I've taken a secures. I've taken more than a hundred points of damage Um, no, sorry or no, it's turn. I am resistant, but I've taken up more than a hundred points of damage That's guy I got you plus five. That's a hit that's a shimit He's on that store.
Jeez. You kill another one. Yes. You kill another wolfin Right off the top.
You're the wolf ban. How do you kill that wolf? Yeah, right like right in the back of his neck, right like almost too shoulder blades. Just oh like spine.
Yeah, you're a spine hunter Yep, so get this fucker out of the way. Okay, I just handed it to me That's fine. Why was it so flippant 10 more crap preachers show up? I'm a go ahead carb preachers.
They're telling you not to eat carbs. You really shouldn't eat white rice You should stay away from potatoes Sausler atkins and his car features I don't care that we're on an hour and 40 minutes. Holy shit What's nice is this whole part if someone wanted to skip it they could yeah, true I'm gonna move in the middle of my turn. Yeah, I'm gonna move.
Boop. Boop I mean that Paul. This just means you're gonna have to figure out how to make this shit work What do you know what I mean? I'm a little paring up.
Well, yeah, and yeah, so this is pretty rules lights don't but Because you brought out 900 enemies. This is your own fault. Hey, hey, hey, it's worth it. Oh, yeah, I'm having great time I'm just broke Okay Yeah She is a motherfucker.
How do you kill this one? Yeah? So, vanilla is proceeded to cut a bloody swath through like three people she's killed someone on it They'll blast the three actions. You just kill it part.
Yeah, it's you want it. No, I want Yes, oh there's holes So yeah, again, I'm gonna go just like straight down through the spine All of the both in are dead and the you're well, gory like is fending off blows from orzak and curses during you Uh legioner one is deadity dead residual thunder Orzak it's your turn. Yeah, ink up people I'm out full of like dried up. I have no moisture in my body left All glistening Everything went to my pants Is he still prone?
No, he Dude you gave me 80 points of damage. You didn't roll to see if you beat my strength check to keep him from getting up Oh, I had him prone. I attacked him last time. I was holding him on the ground Well, if let's do this.
Well, well that happened. Yeah, don't care Um So I can make it up to you give you advantage on your attacks. Oh, could you? Just try to like that.
Oh, the universe man. Here's what happens Um How bad is he? I mean, he's like probably two or three down. Yeah, he's like a two or three attacks.
I mean, I'm not looking great either So okay, I'm gonna do a strength check to not grapple but to do something cool Yeah, all right. I'm gonna roll an advantage because I have that for strength And I'm blessed. All right, so it's uh 20 for my strength check I mean, he meets you, but I'll Let you do your thing Wait No, I thought he was the wolf in her plus four. He's plus three so we rolled a 16 so we got a 19 Okay, so you do beat him the wolf and have plus four so what happens?
This is kind of weird But my left leg I kind of like he's he's kind of standing up. He did this really big attack Maybe what happened is I was holding him down I stabbed him And he mustered enough enough strength to like sweep his sword up and catch me like in a weird unguarded position As he was standing up because he's really good with that sword, right So he's kind of in this weird like half standing up position But I put my weird foot like claw on his shoulder and I clamp into it And I Right and I and I spring myself up above him And so I'm going to go 15 movement points up Above him and I take the sword and I'm raising it up and I'm just kind of calm down with all my force Down onto him Yeah, that's what's happening cool And so this weird claw foot grabs him and just kind of goes up his body and I'm using instead of like that run I did to the corner of that building. I'm running up. I'm parkquoring this fucking dude's body is what is happening Uh that's going to be a 22 for the first it's going to be a big little hit Second that's a 24.
It's going to be a big little hit So that's a 11 And a 10 So 21 points of damage in that turn Um, how do you kill him? Yeah Well, I guess you kind of described what you did well. What does it look like when you die? I'll put the attack.
I'll put the bow on it. Yeah, tiny so it goes up and they're like as I jump There's still the remnants of harbeck's lightning storm in the background. That's kind of flashing and as I raised the sword up He's kind of making some sort of exclamation like I don't believe this you know He's like in disbelief even to this point and as it's happening I just look right into his eyes and the sword goes right down into his it's like aiming for his mouth But it ends up being his mouth is in the front of his chest and it's like this weird like And it goes into the like the clay ground the hard clay ground at this plateau And he's cleaved from that like his his uh gap teeth at the top of his mouth all the way down to his sternum And it just is this kind of really kind of sad quiet end for him But it's like it's like he literally was all the insults that he said to our people all the times He lined people up against the wall and exclaimed how we were subhumans and all these things They ended with my sword in his mouth stopping all of the words of hate that he ever said forever You get inspiration Well that that guy's dead Yeah Uh, well he's still got a bunch of crab preachers so and it's cool. He's dead and he's like surrounded by his Dead dogs.
He's like dead. Yeah, his dead animals that he used to like harang and murder. Yeah Uh, or zock, it's your takari's turn surrounded by crab preachers Look at the mission. He's two go the sorcelers.
Yeah, sauclers right there So corner up jump. Okay. Boop. Boop.
Uh opportunity attack from that crab preacher Um 16. I think that's a hit. It's car he's a c is 15. Oh, I just Um, the takari takes six damage Then that's over.
So, you know, we're at 24 damage for him. Okay. He's bloodied. Okay.
Um Sauce he's attacking the saucer advantage. It's a hit Uh, if he does more than 10 damage the saucer dies do it eight plus the takari strength mod is two So he just lands on the saucer and takes his claws and Grab the sorcerer's head and just pulls the sorcerer's head off and the crab preachers all explode Wait a fucking minute. That's new Now we know something now we know something now. You know something we never even saw them never before Okay Learn something new every day boys.
So now this whole village fucking stinks like seafood Yeah, I just fuck firewall. Yeah, just roast some crab Just need a little bit of time to roleplay some of that. No, I know let's let's uh, we got 13 minutes before two hours I mean, well, uh four hour episode isn't that big of a deal? Hey, if I can't handle it, then get the fuck out Okay, we love me.
Yeah, no, please But let's use our time wisely now. Uh, uh Asekir turns to you harp and yeah, the fire it just pfft banishes Um, asekir looks to you and Kira says Oh, uh, you did so well. I'm so proud of you She bounds over All the bodies and like walks over here and goes up to you harbeck and jumps up on the Uh, uh, uh, the outer rail and like lifts her head down for you to like heal some of the wounds Yeah, and she's like covered in blood and I just like I've done the first time I met her I take my little hands and put her giant head in them and I rub my face against her cheek and white blood all of for me And I uh do some uh some healing. Awesome.
Yeah, she heals an amount that doesn't matter. Right Are we all right? Is everyone okay? So Maybe this is an interesting thing because you haven't noticed it before but or else he is an or does Occ standing next to her and he has like this so imagine and for you guys listening at home I'm gesturing on my nose.
He has these ridges that goes up it goes up his nose and the kind of form along his I mean well, but sort of but like more like think about it like in the in the in the context of the way you've seen the animals This area, okay, yeah, right? But there's this kind of thing that goes up in here kind of curls up a little bit But then along his entire like where my the the um Color bones would be there's these ridges and they kind of come up here And then there's this big plate along his chest and You've always known him to be a hardy person in combat But this is like kind of natural armor and he's got these claws and his toes have claws with every there all the hands are longer The toes are longer and he's kind of standing there and he kind of looks at vanilla and he's like got this look and he's about ready to attack And I have to rule a wisdom check. Oh shit You said DC 12 right you are blessed. I passed.
Yeah, good. I'll roll that just in case Yeah, and I take my sword and I look at you and I'm like And I put it right next to the head of the guy that I Handsfield and I take it and I lean it down through his neck and I use it to pull his head off and I hold it up And I'm heaving and it's just like this whole thing is really fucking weird because it's like You don't that's what's happening right now Angornella is like on the ground or she has jumped off her to carry now and just like laying on the On the ground and she and she like pops her head up When you start to like do this and she looks and it's scary It's so scary that she like crawls away from him on the ground and it's and is now probably like here Right and it's just watching this orzak beast like do its thing so As I pass the check and I realize that and I'm looking around for the next victim and there's nothing there's nothing There's nothing and just all of a sudden kind of I start kind of like doing this kind of weird like Kind of heaving a little bit but like not falling apart But more like as things are deconstructing like all the things that were on my shoulders and my forehead They'd kind of start clicking back in and they're going in And as you were seeing where the skin would have opened up It just kind of seals shut and I kind of just start breathing very heavily And this is you hear the breath and I I'm holding this head and I look at it in And now I'm orzak and I look at it and I toss it to the ground really hard and I Turn and I make the call that I normally call for my Takari and it's more like a like a when somebody's dog is lost versus when their dog is in their backyard normally you hear it It's a same call but one has worry. Yeah, this one has a call of worry. It's like You know kind of thing and Whatever and it starts bounding towards me and it's like I just kind of hug it And I look at you and I kind of put my arm out to you And I like it's more like please tell me I'm okay I'm lift I'm whole trying to lift you up And I pull you up off of your feet And it's like I'm trying to bring everybody I know close to me together that is around me right?
It's like kind of otherworldly for me Yeah, I was like here in harvak hopped down and they step in behind you guys and kind of add to the circle so we'll kind of have a Almost like a Like a sports team that wins like a championship, right? It's like we all encircled each other over the body of the man that killed my father and then imprisoned me This is the one Or was he? This is this was he Ornela No fucking way So what the fuck inside one of the houses A door like slowly swings open and dressed as a like 99th legionnaire Uh aldridge steps out, but uniform clearly like doesn't fit him very well Like he's got he doesn't have mud My father Doesn't have mud or anything on his Yes, some mud, but he doesn't look like he's seen much fighting He like stumbles out of the doorway and like looks across the uh battlefield just bodies and crab preachers and stuff littered around And he drops a sword And then drops to his knees and puts his head in his hands and just starts sobbing And that's where we'll end the episode I do this to charity I feel mean I feel bad, but this is uh, this is all good stuff And I think I'm telling I'm more telling myself that Great, that was a crazy four hours of holy shit It's now midnight on a Tuesday On a Tuesday Uh we're gonna quick around the room and check in with everyone and see how they're feeling Um, I'm gonna go to the one least fucked up, which somehow is Tim Oh, I just hide it well Constantly carrying this pan You have no idea I'm doing good Cool man Yeah, do you have anything you want to plug? Yes, um, I got that like I just did that podcast and coming out sometimes Lied, pandering talk check out there's a bunch of different shows that they do but you can check out What a pitch, um, uh, we got jot down shows coming up We've got next show, July 20th, I believe And that's gonna be a really big show It's gonna be a family reunion for our dear Anna Lee Kelly family Yeah, it's going to be insane It's gonna be really big, it's gonna be a lot of people there So I would definitely encourage folks to attend that if they can Uh, if you like improv, want to try improv, never done it before You can come out to the left and use every first Wednesday of the month And there's a jam there goes 6 to 9, you can come meet the community, meet people, and have some fun Awesome, that's it Thank you Tim Uh, Jason, Mo Ro Oh, well, what do I do?
I'm so gumbo And what do I do when I'm on? I'm all um So I have to just keep I'm like, you are a piece of work you Anyway, very good. Um, yeah, things have been pretty good. You know, like I mentioned on a couple days ago Yeah Just listening to mixes and going to work Yeah, um, yeah fucking Oh, so I will say this we've It's super chief The album is called moon tower Oh, neat So yeah, we're we're fans of um Dastin confused If anybody's ever seen that you'll understand the reference If you haven't you'll still understand the reference because it's about the same kind of feeling Okay But yeah, that's kind of where that's at um and mainly just kind of fucking plugging into how to fucking make this A huge dynamic beast of joy.
So not much other than that really cool I mean, I've gotten plenty more to say but I'm gonna wait till then you push it pause to do that Oh right. All right. All right Cherry Yes it is What's uh How you doing? How fine Her head is in her hands, headphones off Yeah Plugged out I know you can handle it It's fine.
I'm great. I'm so good. I'm so I'm doing so good. Yeah.
Yeah for sure You the best um july Nope, uh one month is this June June, but this comes out in july, uh probably the first week in july Well, and fuck it I'm gonna need to say that's a lie july 19 Hell yeah, um alien head emoji I am proud team so excited. Congratulations. Thank you. That's very cool What an awesome team to be a part of You will bring a ton of really good creative and uh Feminine touches to what is otherwise an entirely dutorific and cliff is on that team Ballerat.
Yeah, I love I love bringing my femininity to dutorific trios bring your feminine wilds Wily womanless real you're a fantastic improviser and it's really awesome that you've got you've got a team now to be a part of in Cherry one my day is so hard. Oh god. We need to go. Okay, so Jason just Bure out his nose.
So listening to this the indiegogo has been over for a couple days and Regardless of the results. We've already well exceeded our expectations So I just have to once again sincerely thank everyone that you participated Thank you You believe in what we do is pretty awesome and we will do our absolute very best to make the season finale a really truly unforgettable show So thanks again. Have a great night It's midnight on a Tuesday and I give a book 1 2 3