Episode 13: Unforgiven

Tonight, we are three men on a mission of revenge. One who can’t stay on a horse, one with an unsteady hand, and one who can’t see worth a damn. Somehow, we’ll find our mark in 1992’s Unforgiven. Expect to see Clint Eastwood falling off a horse, whores with hearts of gold, a poorly built house, and death on a shitter. This film takes typical western tropes and beats them senseless, like a gun toting stranger, stepping into Big Whiskey! Law is crooked around here, just like Little Bill’s freshly built porch, be on your guard, people round here shoot first, and grieve never. Tonight, on the Marquee: Sticking to Your Jameses Gunnzez Trial and Error vs. Crime and Punishment, Castle Rock, and the Christopher Robin I Forgot the Movie! Mark is still Unforgiven Clint Eastwood is Old! Water is Wet! How Old is His Mom? Whore? Sex Worker? Greek Chorus? The Nicest Little Whorehouse in Wyoming Playing Against Western Tropes Take a shot when the old man falls off a horse. “My Wife is Dead” – The Best Excuse? Richard Harris aka the OG Musical Theater Playboy Gets the Shit Kicked Out of Him. Tall Tales, Urban Legends, and Here Say Hey there Delilah, your face looks kinda shitty. Meanwhile, at the shitter…we fear our mortality. Neds Daid? Ned’s Dad? Neds Dead? “Who am I to throw the first tweet?” “I just want to see Sarah Paulson smoke a cigarette!” “I believe the term is four fiddy…” “This is a long Fu^&ing Intro!” “Pooh is a Ride or Die Bi&*h.” “That’s not Christian Slater!” “There ain’t no eagle! Dumbass!” “Love Young Clint Daddy!” Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G