Episode 131: Weezer's Jesus Kick, Marilyn Doc, Julia Child, & What the Heck in the Butt Spank?

It's been a long week, I'm buried in work, and honestly, I can't even write a synopsis right now so you are getting my itemized list of notes. Here's what's in this week's episode: Kentucky Derby Talk - Are Jockeys bulimic? We’re 45! We just had our birthdays! 45 and still alive We get nice comments about how we look for 45 You’re 45 and have a son in college??? People never say this to men. Gracie’s tail! Let’s take credit for that we look really great! You might as well be elderly at that point. We’re in the 90s in our hearts and minds! We played tennis at AHS! Willa’s 4th birthday! Fairy Gardens! The supply chain and pandemic caused a shortage of Fairy Garden stuff! You can only buy 4 cans of tennis balls! Due to global shortage! Are the ball police going to come out and arrest me! Ball Police! Amy has an eavesdropping problem! Where are your people? They’re at brunch! Everyone laughed. Enough with your trick shots! He called a ball out…he’s a liar! Everything has been something else at this point in our lives. Amy loved Felio’s Calhoun square is dead also he was a racist asshole Calhoun square was always weird! Buy the tube tops and cheese pants at the express and Calhoun square Our tube top days are over! How do you even wear cheese pants anymore? Is Weezer trolling us with a Christian album Angels On Vacation Props on working the Dead Sea scrolls into a song! Weezer’s on a Jesus Kick! Amy can sense a Christian rock song in one note! Hating Nickelback is not a personality trait. TOC - Guy Fieri What the Heck in the Butt Spank? Johnny Depp - Let’s not treat people’s misery and dysfunction as entertainment. I don’t want to know about her lives Is it pirates of the Ca-rib-bean or Car-i-be-an You’ve fallen under the spell of Johnny Depp Amy watched a Marilyn Monroe doc. Disappointing ending. Joe Kennedy had an office to bang up-and-coming starlets Remember dropping film off to get developed? Why are these all orange? You always got double prints…why? 5am hotdog This doc really blew Amy’s mind The FBI wired the lawson sex house I love Julia Child Amy’s triggered by Julie & Julia Julia started a career in her 50s Shocker...she had to work extra hard as a woman. David Hyde Pierce seems like a little pain in the ass Julia Child invented cooking shows Remember we have a job and at least we’re not dead! Movie with Sandy bullock, Channing Tatum, and Brad Pitt! What happened to Amy on the way home from Florida - no movies on the way home - nobody could watch anything! Last Night in Soho Maya explains serif and sans serif Approved/Denied: Tropicana cereal made for orange juice instead of milk