Episode 134: Tell Me Truly, is Your Perineum Tan?

Is it? Is it tan? Golden? Bronze? Brown? How often are you exposing it to the sun? 30 seconds? One minute? An hour? Well, maybe you’re on to something, because Fran and Claire, the tanning queens, haven’t been keen to this trend, and their mental health is CLEARLY compromised. Follow along this week as the ladies drink a jolly holiday cocktail, discuss the places where the sun shouldn’t shine and rip on each other ceaselessly. This week in “Rose and Thorn” Flaire lets you know their best (Holidays?) and worst (Fran got left out of fun) discuss some of this weeks news (Ohio’s misguided bill regarding doctors and abortion, tanning your perineum and rage yoga) answer this weeks advice question from a listener dealing with an overzealous friends new girlfriend, share their favorite movies to watch again and again and bring you this weeks hater, which is why people recommend steering clear of politics and religion during holiday conversation. Holiday Hangover 1/4 cup brewed coffee2 oz vodka2 oz Kahlua Dash of cream Coke float Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter