Episode 135: Beaded Curtain District

How Was Your Week: Bandito got some new tools. Foxtrot’s world is on fire. Arthur’s home Internet pulses with the pandemic. Gemini’s weeks fly and the work is never done. . What I Had For Lunch . Avocado Toast . Vienna Sausage . This Is The Newz . Government denies knowledge of strange ‘UFO’ over Japanese city . Giant cherry found on Italian farm unofficially breaks world record . ‘The Bold and the Beautiful’ employs blow-up doll for love scenes . Man with machete tattoo on face accused of machete attack . Drunk monkey to spend life behind bars in India . Man on whale-watching holiday captures one-in-a-million shot of 10-foot penis . Free Comic Book Day Expands to 9 Weeks This Summer . Guinness reverses decision to strip Billy Mitchell’s Pac-Man and Donkey Kong records . Sushi tacos now on sale in Japan . Stunningly intact giant squid washes ashore in South Africa . Fired police officer accused in feces sandwich prank loses second bid to get his job back . Kosher lube puts oral sex on the menu for Orthodox Jews . CERN wants to build a new $23 billion super-collider that’s 100 kilometres long . Smelly durian fruit sends six to hospital and forces evacuation . Women less likely to date men with cats, study finds . Joel Schumacher, famed director of Batman films and The Lost Boys, dies at 80 . The C.A.R.L.Y.—That’s “Can’t Afford Real Life Yet”—Is the Consumer of the Future . Man causes mayhem after sharing ‘abomination’ in his pizza delivery order: . Strawberries on a pizza . Botched restoration of Virgin Mary painting goes viral . More hikers getting lost and injured on Greenbelt . Former Manager of Little Caesars Store Posts Photos of Rats in Pizza Sauce and Trash Can . G Fuel Introduces Sonic the Hedgehog Energy Drink . Tennessee dog turns 20, sets record for oldest living golden retriever in history . ‘Black neutron star’ discovery changes astronomy . Latest sighting of the Loch Ness monster . A.I. Robot Cast in Lead Role of $70M Sci-Fi Film . Tanzanite: Tanzanian miner becomes overnight millionaire . Leech swims up man’s penis, drinks pint of blood before docs pull it out . Not kidding around: Woman sues for paternity test on goats . The Arctic is on fire: Siberian heat wave alarms scientists . Man allegedly caught at airport with cocaine inside artificial penis . Man’s bladder is torn apart from holding urine for 18 hours . ‘Godzilla dust cloud’ from Sahara blankets Caribbean on its way to US . X-rated p0rno mistaken for kid’s book . Man has his colon torn apart by a 16-inch live eel . The Latest Pandemic Shortage: Coins Are The New Toilet Paper . 2700 Seconds of Arthur’s Listening Party . 3 Things That Four Dudes Learned This Week . Leave at least one hole open . Intergalanalytics . D!cks Count . Deepfake sponsors: Foxbox VPN, Julio Tejas, Daddy Juice Energy, Spit Plus, Urite FlyLite