Episode 135: PERFORMANCE ART! With Kristene Crimens

Ooooops we did it again. Another hour and a half episode is in the books. Did you ask for it? Not necessarily. Are you getting it? You bet your sweet ass you are! Welcome to episode 35, where guest Kristene Crimens “Sacramento’s premiere brow boss” (according to us) joins us for drinks, heated conversations, and general mockery of our world this week. How will Kristene answer the time tested ABV litmus test? What the hell can these three talk about for 90ish minutes? Is this weeks drink actually good? Listen in and find out. This week in “Rose and Thorn” the ladies share their best  (holiday home tours, trips to SF for live pod and sleeping babies) and worst (Lawdy! Claire and her throw up anxiety) discuss some of this weeks news (Crazy filler lewks, a new cross country driving record and bananas as art) and answer this weeks advice question about how to navigate your discussions around marriage when your friend is going through a divorce. This week in homework,  the ladies are discussing Claire’s assignment, the coming of age tale “Booksmart”. Saving the worst for last, Kristene brings you the hater of the week and let’s just say, you missed the effing mark Peleton.Boozy Chocolate Milk1/3 cup White chocolate liqueur1/3 cup Vanilla vodka 1 cup Chocolate milkCrushed Graham cracker, cinnamon and sugar rimDid you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter