Episode 137: Zombie Killers Elephant's Graveyard

Send us Fan MailThis is a bit of a mixed bag of predictability.  Take a really bad rip-off of The Walking Dead, make the township's mayor be the doctor, who can banish people by just saying they tested positive for the infection. Throw in a douchey goatee sporting psycho henchman with designs on the pretty girls in the town, a bunch of rednecks, a congregation of cultist loonies, Dee Wallace dying of cancer in a trailer and never leaving her bed for the movie, and Billy Zane in a cowboy hat and neckerchief training beautiful 20 somethings to fight zombies by playing paintball and driving around on quad bikes to poor rock music. I think the 10% on Rotten Tomatoes is harshI think the 2.9/10 on IMDB is closer to the markI think Horror Society saying it was an awesomely acted slow burn just goes to show where the meth went that dayIt is a 3.5/10 at best that had far to many inconsistencies. So the zombie apocalypse is caused by whatever was on the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and came up from a fracking site? And whilst the idiots under the doctor staying behind a thin fence and send paint balling teens on quads off with Billy Zane for supplies, a whole other community has Apache attack helicopters and dozens of redneck gunmen and women and are positioned right next to a giant hole in the ground.A hole in the ground? The one the zombies are trying to get to because it is like a.... duh duh duh... elephant's graveyard.