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EPISODE · Jun 2, 2026 · 13 MIN

Episode 14: Borrowed Pants & Burnt Retinas: Excuses Hall of Shame

from Into the Gray with D.K. Hall Podcast · host D.K. Hall

Welcome to the excuse files. In this episode of Into The Gray, DK Hall pulls back the curtain on the most creative, bizarre, and downright delusional things people have said to him while wearing the badge. From the guy who blamed a solar eclipse for his swerving to the woman who thought being a psychic would get her out of a ticket—and yes, the legendary "borrowed pants" defense—you won't believe what actually comes out of people's mouths when the blue lights come on. If you've ever wondered what it's actually like to be a cop—the absurdity, the patience, and the split-second decision to laugh or write a citation—this one's for you. Buckle up. Seriously. We'll get to that later.

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