Episode 14 - Hot Dog Math

On TODAY's Podcast... Who is the Best TV Mom? How many holes does a Straw have? If all of the animals in the zoo escaped, which video game characters would be the best to help capture them? Find out, on Bar Banter! Hosts: Ben Trimmer, Drew Mullis, Rick Mattison, Travis Jennings Producer: Travis Jennings Editor: Travis Jennings Songs: The Floor Is Lava · Avocado Junkie, 30 Seconds Of Funk - Slap Bass · PremiumProductionTracks, funky-fortune-154575,bounce-114024 Link Tree: https://linktr.ee/the_barbanterpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/the_barbanter Instagram: the_barbanter YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPoVzNf3gTXU2mYvseo7PDA/ #barbanter #drinkinggames #podcast #satire #beer #alcohol #spirits #bar #banter #argue #debate #funny #comedy #indy #drinking #popculture #social #cheers #lastcall #wouldyourather Show Notes! 0:00 Show Starts 2:52 Bad Segue 1 3:09 Topic 1 - Whos the best TV mom 3:49 Mother of Dragons 5:25 If you own a spy agency and you get blitzed everyday 7:13 She's an wful daughter 8:58 Honorable Mentions 11:06 I'll give you a half 11:46 Dating history 12:09 Bad segue 2 12:20 Topic 2 - How many holes does a straw have? 14:03 Definition of a hole 16:26 Get your shit together 22:03 Story time mode 26:25 I hate this more now 29:25 What Monster Created that 34:36 What about Worm holes? 36:02 Rick tries to segue 36:38 The Real Question 37:55 Rockit guitar Repiar 38:26 Bad Segue 3 - Zoo 38:49 Topic 3 - Which video game characters would be the best to help you return all of the animals to the zoo 40:52 Travis' Video game characters 42:15 Rick's Video game characters 42:25 Or your going to kill them 44:31 Drew's Video Game Characters 46:48 How are you getting your birds back 47:15 Ben's Video Game Characters 50:46 Travis brings it back around 51:44 Backups 51:49 Segment wrap up 52:50 I dont give a fuck about the multi verse 53:13 Last Call 53:22 How long would it take you to eat your own weight in hot dogs 54:03 Would you rather be in a jurassic park situation or jumanji situation? 54:34 Would you rahter be a pirate or a cowboy 54:50 Your arms are now spaghetti, would you rather them be cooked or raw? 55:23 Would you rather Internet history go public or a sex tape go viral 55:53 Would you rather have the perfect drunk sex or the perfect drunk meal 56:32 Would you rahter have a permanent hangover or never get drunk again 57:01 Would you rather pull a large clump of hair our of your butt cheeks or one large in-grown hair out of anywhere 58:06 Would you rather have teeth for hair, or hair for teeth 58:22 Would you eat ice cream with ketchup or a banana with ketchup 58:32 Last Call Review 59:45 Hot Dog Math 1:02:18 Raptor on cocaine 1:03:28 Catapult some shit 1:04:33 Outro