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We're back everyone to point in dragons episode 14 part deuce part deuce. Um, are we gonna fight? Like soon you and me The power of grace will cherry fuck you up. I'm not strong.
I'll throw my arms around. I'm not gonna know what they do We'll cry. I love that if we were to fight that's exactly how I would ask you And we got a fight Well, you're still like a day away from the camera All right, Tim sounds out worms out sounds out worms out Yeah, so we pick back up the no time jump literally we see I was like here bank hard to the right and Harbex get flipping on the bird both birds. Yeah Die bomb.
Oh, okay. You're gonna go straight to dive on we're going in and out all right burger burger Do you roll a dive bomb attack for me? Oh? Man, that's a good role a 19 on the die and I forget my it's plus eight to hit so 27 Yeah, that hits sick One target hit 3d10 plus four piercing damage counts as a horn attack for purposes of causing poison to get poison fuck.
Yeah, they do Well, that's excellent. I'm saying they do They don't I'm right in the man's eyes. I don't then I'm writing the manager Letter and 11 19 plus 4's 23 piercing damage and then the poison Hunter's toxin That's DC 13 constitution safe Or become petrified and you okay, that's fine. It takes your poison turns into the man of poison strength poison It comes in ancient So horn attack and then fly away.
Yeah, and then we're off and Aldridge is still stable to the bottom of this thing So it comes in Hell yeah, we the brass dragon takes this Spine into the chest and is knocked off kilter a couple of the tikari jump onto the back and rip into the Rip into the hide of the in the turn rip into the height of the dragon causing 17 damage to it Fuck and I'm gonna shoot sicker flame can trip 2d8 7 and 8 plus my my action What's that I think it's three your proficiency? Yeah, I have a plus a person's bonus so 7 and 8's 15 plus 3 is 18 18 damage. Yep. Oh radiant That effect of brass dragon.
I wouldn't know I mean media. Maybe I went perfect lakes animals brass tax dragon Only two things you can count on this life death and taxes and this thing's both yeah It's the IRS come come a call it in its pure form So and I should describe this thing better as you approach sure we but prior to this have only seen this thing in far away shots now on the hold on It's wings It's just rolled gold packaging It's rolled gold its wings are just people together rolled gold anti pretzel bags salt flies off the wings So we get this cool close-up shot of the of a secure piercing through the things hide the The bronze oh is it bronze it's a bronze strike well son of a bitch Paul what am I trying to kill here? Yeah, what you say? Thanks for breaking the illusion I'm gonna make it a brass dragon.
They're easier to kill Yeah, yeah, we do So the brass brass dragon many of its scales are missing in places exposing red kiteness plating underneath Yeah, we have a crab preacher dragon on our hands Large bulb is sits sits the size of cauldrons pepper It's fine between its wings and the one creatures one time a jestic head is now covered in eyeballs Okay So when I was like here came in for the slam harvex mounted on the back and got a close up on those eyeballs and immediately became aware of the Situation is even worse than he thought it was already bad I top its back the writer in now blemished and rusted red and black armor The armor looks to have rusted in places and bits of the plate are dented in misshapen and two huge oversized crab claws protrude from the back of the corrupted Night and hang in front of his body and he screams a curse at you and pulls on the reins of the dragon to chase after you into the Sky here we go. All right, so this we're gonna do some flying combat, which I'm making up right now Oh, yeah, so you'll roll for a secure you have the lead on him. So where do you direct aza here to go? We're going into Yeah, we're going into the box Canyon with the sky leaf heading that direction.
Okay, so make have aza here roll a We'll call it a Shoot can I see I was a kid's character she really quick Okay We'll just do up because we don't really have movement technically we're gonna make an acrobatics role But since you're not since he's not proficient in it or not trained in it. You just basically are making a dex roll Yeah, make yours chows 13 13 13, okay, so the So it doesn't crash so you fly into this box Canyon and it's like those classic movies of the banking hard and It's the Millennium Falcon it totally is and Aldridge is just on the belly. It's just like I'm sad I hope you cheer up by now and the brass dragon rolls a six and slams into a There's like maybe an arch that overhangs and you can see like one of its wings clips this huge formation of rock and does 2d12 damage to itself. Oh my god.
So it takes 23 damage It's all working and I was hope parbec swings back to see this giant crash and rock falling So ha ha and at your ha ha you see its mouth open and like fire coalesce inside its mouth and shoot out Roll roll make a make a duck save for a sec here. Oh, that's a 12. Okay, so you're gonna take 13 d6 damage Where a sec here is Roll all ones This shouldn't be legal. I mean I'm Hardback is getting PTSD from fight where Gary died almost getting blown up with giant fireball last time when all the d6 weren't Counting for so these are eight so I need to roll seven stop just not no five.
No three just do one more He's in the bar. He's in the bar. Damn you're in the bargaining phase All right, if I can just keep the DM and it's the cognitive dissonance. I can win this fight you literally threw math in me And my brain shot.
I saw you. Yeah, you we all saw Paul just shut down. I just blew screen You just try to open way too many All right, no, it's only one six in there baby In that in that role anyway You take 37 damage I was a cure does secure takes 37 damage wheat still in this I was like here is that 16 help and okay, so where do you take I was like here now? Oh, so here's what we're gonna do I'm going to After that giant fireball hits and sends us reeling I'm going to the creature the dragon is bloody now by the way.
I'm I'm going to anyway for my turn No idea what happened He just geared up so hard he was like Okay, um Harbex going to Holding onto the back of Isaac here He's gonna reach out with his little hands and it's gonna press his face to the side of aza gears Nate and he's going to shout through the fire and flames like you've got this This is your home and I fall off and I let aza here nowhere to go with Aldridge And I hope that they'll go through some narrow passage ways So near old path it's a way and I'm gonna be doing other things okay That's a face make a acrobatics. Okay roll acrobatics for me. That's pretty good. I'm gonna pull my character sheet Switch from aza here to I bet What do we just do acrobatics could it be athletics sure cool, then that is a 20 Okay, so whereas acrobatics would be gracefully fall athletics is gonna be like you three point landing impact Yeah, so you only take half damage sweet that I can do 812 16 19 you take half of 19 damage roll up or down Roll up.
I'm feeling positive today. Okay, so round up. That means I take round up 10 damage instead of 910. Yep.
Okay, so I'm at 50. Okay, and can I have a turn so yeah? You super you basically like super hero land and I come in I grab my man so I have the the Have the acorn in amber and I have the carved wood of the goddess and I'm holding them both in both hands I'm holding them up harvick's holding them up over his head and goes alright. Let's do this because another sacred flame for 2d8 and This is gonna be a great role.
Yeah, it's good start 6 8 14 plus 3 is 17 So just from these totems a blast of radiant light shoots out and like you see aza here It still just didn't stop way behind harvick now in harvick standing in the middle of the desert with this dragon barely down on him You shouldn't fire at it So the dragon banks hard and it's trying to get out of the way of the sacred flame But ends up taking the full impact of the fire to its chest and in trying to dodge it It slams again into this cliff. He rolled a not good on his decks is actually dragons are not that dexterous Which is weird. That's weird. I think the crab preacher part would help so He takes this much damage 2d12 again 5 and 2 so 7 damage alright And yeah, the thing slams into the side of this canyon and Tumbles and takes its four claws and grabs into the earth to stop and slow and the thing skids to haul and turns around and This the dragon is fucked up.
You see like bunch of its eyes are like closed or bloody and missing a lot of the cysts on It's back or just weeping this scarlet fluid that looks to be too runny to be blood and more of the carrot like kite and pink Carapace underneath is exposed and it's just breathing heavily and quickly in front of you. It's about 65 feet It's a hundred feet away from you looking at you in this canyon now Harbec looks back to see a secure made it. Yeah, I was a cure is now just like banking and sailing up in the sky He turns back to the dragon squares up like a Western heat unloops the handbags from his side puts it in his hand Alright Let's roll initiative Wop wop wop dragon rolls an eight. I got a four Okay, so the dragon immediately starts fast.
Yeah, just coming at you And before it goes to meet you it turns and slides and off pops the the night and the dragon Dragons head turns and curls over to look at you with its dozen plus eyes on its head and What passes for and dragon is a smile creeps across the side of its face and the night hops down off of the the dragon and Just kind of looks at you harbeck when I ask me we met you are a man. What are you now better? You don't look it stronger faster We have the technology I have given myself over to him and to his I'm here to parlay Well, if you like to bargain since I have you at such an advantage, and I suppose I'll allow it Oh Right what is it that you want harbeck the village safe and for that Allow me to formally introduce myself then I'm the nephew of he the big eiler right hand of his lord the forger of hells I'm here at his request Those in the village didn't listen to my offer perhaps you will I think I know what you've got to say But you might as well spill it my lord steward of knowledge secrets and deceit has offered this world crisis salvation from the lumenskurge Exchange for your world acting as our bridge to invade the lands of the ascended ones he who bears the arcane truth promises that your world Will not be turned to ash ash is what we come from boy our back takes the axe holds it up I decline the offer and I will kill you here and now you can try Okay, so your turn what do you do oh I? I'm going to Harbeck is gonna take his two totems he's going to kneel down he's gonna close his eyes He's gonna start to pray okay what get up.
I will not slay a man who cries to himself kneeling stand up and face me little one You just continue praying roll a religion at advantage for me That'd be 21 okay in harbeck's mind He's thinking of aza Keir and Keira in there and bollarot and Queens forest What what starts to take place like what what physical manifestations does the the praying and the reaching out to to them? What does that look like? Harbeck meals and closes his eyes he immediately becomes aware of his entire body and from the skin down he can feel the energy and wind passing through the Canyon his connection to his god is being channeled through the totems and so there's a pole from his very center of being Through those items and from that a light being channeled directly to his deity Around him blue lightning begins to arc and little tiny tendrils across his fingers holding the items He can begin to see with his inner eye the creatures the network of light and then now He can see the sky and the wind and the rain and the lightning the ad 40 temporary hit points to right harbeck what is it 40 temporary hit points alright cool If you I don't know if you have anything to write do you have anything to write on no here? I Just keep in track of my head that'll take me to 90 Will the temporary go exhaust first no your temporary hip you exhaust your normal health pool first and then exhaust your temporary hit points You know So do you do anything besides the praying I'll give you like a main action if you want to do something Harbeck holds up the Handaxe and catches the Sun off its side and angles it at the night's face His head turns I'm I'm done toying with you if you won't accept his gifts Then you are good as dead and begins charging towards you eyes closed Neose brain and he knows exactly where his face is with the handaxe Yeah, and he's you you can hear him his feet and mailed boots pound the earth as he runs towards you Yep, grab claws held high mm-hmm all right He goes to strike at you with his claws And we call it a prepared action.
Yeah, I like to parry rad make a make an attack roll. Okay That's with handaxe 21 all right you beat him by one. Yeah, so he comes in for a full lunch Right clause in and in the moment he's striking harbeck just slides to the left a little bit handaxe out and it catches his Catch his claw in the hook of the axe and then harvit just pulls up and it rips the kite Yeah, so it just like one of the the maybe his right claw is just severed and flails around black and deep green Fluid leaks out from it and he curses in pain and turns and takes in one fluid motion draws a scimitar and goes to try to Lop your head off it and he misses. Oh, we're turning so yeah harbeck just as that hit comes in he just leans back a little bit And so effortlessly yeah doesn't have a high decks But he's looking very graceful all of a sudden yep So now harbeck with fluid motion of missing that attack wants to get to the side of them a little bit and take a hack at that leg And that's probably gonna miss yeah, it's like nine so he's gonna try to parry that and he's not successful But you're so it's just clashes and rebounds yep He goes to do an overhanded attack on you and also misses.
Oh my goodness. Oh Die midget. Sorry. I'm a dwarf Come in for another handaxe attack.
Okay. That's a hit that's 24. Yep roll damage right on Handaxe I think is a d6. Yep plus strength that wouldn't have gone up with my levels.
Nope just plus strength. So that's uh, five Okay, we cut over to you to as you're walking through It's like early early morning walking across heading back to the bear boondi camp or an ally in Orzak And you see in the sky in the distance a black shape flapping towards you It's very small and you can see it is flying sort of irregularly like it might dip down a little bit and then ride itself It is flying quite awkwardly, but it's definitely heading towards you. You can hear some of the toaster say spine hunter. It's fine hunter So we'll take It's defensive action, you know, we can't tell what it is Yeah, we all kind of like line up where we can kind of get under the shadow of different things and kind of reduce our Profile as a group to like so, you know hiding from above kind of thing And as it gets closer, you can see the sheen from its scales It's definitely as a cure as it gets closer to your position I so we are like on opposite sides of this like Canyon thing and I think that I just shout to you It's it's other here.
It's it's the hardback Maybe coming back. Oh, it should be safe and kind of wave everybody out from their hiding spots And as I was a kid gets closer You can see that there's like it's leaving like trails of something behind like parts of it kind of fall off as as Exwimming and swooping in towards you bits of wing fall off of it You can see it's like leaking blood and it is coming in for it It looks like it's coming into dive at you But it turns at the last moment and just tumbles and crashes into the dunes and slams its back up against a stone formation And its breathing is really labored and you can see tight underneath is the unconscious form of Aldrich She's and no harbeck no harbeck. She's hurt and there's no albic Run over there and kind of like I don't know how large its head is in it's like the size of a cart So like it's huge a cart. Yeah, like a wagon I just realized what I should have done is say that like I had him tied up and like That video of the woman getting rescued from the helicopter and spinning just wildly But that didn't happen his head is like the size of a car a car I go like a diesel rabbit.
He's clearly not with it. I can't communicate to him Roll handle handling. Yeah, okay do it live do it live Okay, so I will default to the clicking language that we've learned from the tikari to see if I can Understand what to do and I probably do not that is a seven It looks to ignore you It's it's just lying there slumped up against this rock formation. Just breathing heavily.
I go to Aldrich and just like Like slap his face a little bit Am I dead? Unfortunately, no, what happened? We got to the we got to the village. There was there was a God, where's harbeck?
Oh, no the night the dragon rider was at the village dragon rider We need to go now Who's the toaster that I've been talking to the most we'll just call him Al Alma behind this one and I'll and I go scouts. I need you a scouts They're the ones that run fast, right? Yeah, yeah, the scouts immediately like come the perk up that the Alma's direction and trot over to you. Okay, grab the tikari like we leave now or zach wait Ozaki here.
She's she's hurt badly did she winds and perhaps there He tries to stand up and you can see like her arm slips a little bit and her huge form He like collapses and but then she writes herself and stands back up and shakes You can see the her wings that are made up of now leaves and not skin like lead more leaves begin to fall off And she snorts and bows her head as if to offer her sad her back to you Well, okay I'll climb on okay I'm gonna walk around to her face Mm-hmm, and I'm gonna pull a harbeck and like put her big face in my hands And I look right at one of her eyeballs and I'm gonna tell her you hurt my friend And I don't like that, but we have to come together now. Do you understand? Roll animal handling you can use your proficiency Mm-hmm to add to it. Yep round up around down feeling generous around it.
Cool 11 plus two 13 would be 13 you hear a voice in your head say we have to rescue harbeck. Okay, it's a female voice Okay, and yeah, you climb aboard. Yeah, and so in instructing the scouts you told them to well We were originally gonna attack by Takari, but I would ask them to charge forward. I mean the the warriors So I say scouts I'll give him a direction where the C is run Do we follow the tracks of this one because you could see where things have been left from the from Ozakir flying this direction Follow these tracks boyas God the people retreating boyas your responsibility is ensure that this one does not cause any trouble I pointed her dad and I say we have to go now Yep with concerted effort Ozakir begins running along the ground it turns its wide berth to head back it turns a what makes a wide berth and turns back I think that's how you say that anyway It turns and heads back running the direction that it came from and it misses a couple steps and awkwardly begins trying to flap Its wings to get up into the air and after a few Difficult pushes of its wings eventually you you feel the creature lift at once and then begin sailing up into the sky All right, Harbeck as we take off I click for the tikari to follow the scouts Yeah, the decoy just looks up kind of confused and then looks at the scouts and begins running Harbeck make a deck save for me not good That'd be I think it's a six.
Okay. Tim you roll your dice like a madman. No, I know it's a three actually I lied You take 18 damage From what so he he parries another one of your hatchett blows and takes one of his hands and holds it up to your face and a Toxic ray of poison comes out of its hand and you can feel it like the smell is wretched and it's just this toxic conjient Voter and it it's it's a ray of sickness With one hand I'm gonna wrench his hand away from my face with my other hand I'm gonna stick it in his face and stick her flame. Oh, yeah, all right sacred flame up to 2d8 Do you wanna get a deck save for this?
Yeah, you do Yeah 16 15 Yeah, I guess so my spell save DC here says it's 14. Yeah, yeah, so so he just takes half damage then from this I think it just is is doesn't say half this is nothing. Oh, so, okay. Yeah, I think we've done different ways before I don't know that's okay every way is different.
Yeah, so I pull the hand away But there's still so much crap in my face that I shoot the sacred flame off and just goes off by his ear Yeah, he takes a scimitar then and tries to plunge it into your neck and he misses again Just little light dodges just bobbing and leaving harbeck does a full summer salt and then attacks again with the hand X I gotta stop rolling that. Yeah, I rolled another three. Okay, so he parries and then parries with the scimitar and goes to chop your head off He rolls at 15 Nope your turn a couple of fools and get away in the desert I'm gonna do another second flame attack do it babe. Please take safe.
Do it babe. Don't critically succeed. Well, go Yes, so he takes the scimitar and Hold you were holding your hand down and maybe catches underneath a scimitar strike that misses I'm like the wind baby. I mean in now.
He attacks again and crits. Okay. I should stop He does 16 damage to you. Oh, man.
Okay, your turn man I wish I had spell slots or a long rest or something We'll make do with these can trips while you're looking at that stuff up and this this melee combat is happening and there's like rays of sickness and fire He's a fire bro. He curses and he says you know that the ascended ones are the oppressors They sit high and towers have gilded lace and bronze and look at my lord. Look at you with contempt They planted a toxin in your planet a toxin soon to bloom a toxin that will assuredly kill your world All done so to protect their thrones of power What do you call this toxin? This the the lumenskirt that is set to be born in your world before long to allow yourself with a big eiler now and you will be able to save this place Did you do your sacred flame attack?
Yeah, I do know a sacred flame. I succeed. I rolled an 18 So he takes another scimitar strike You know you have to do this takes an overhanded strike and misses if I knew that then why would I fight I swing the hand act You're a fool Man 15 he's gonna cast a ray of sickness. I should have you make a oh make a duck save for nature.
Keep rolling threes neat Yeah, I got to you take you take 17 damage all right into the temporary pool Yeah, yeah the murder dice let's do that your turn hard babe great hand axe activate. That's 21. That's a hit all right Wow max damage yeah, eight plus three eleven I turn around everybody roll for initiative you can buy online. They're awesome He you get a sick blow what does it look like so sick with I am gosh With the hand axe I'm going to just I'm gonna go for the knees I'm a little guy you know I'm just going right for that patella and I get a good wedge in there and it separates from the upper thigh And you can just see a gush of really thin reddish liquid pour out you're also good I'll give you a second all right 15 that is a miss all right well.
Thank you for giving me yep my tribe his turn he crits again Our back is just getting the shit. Yeah, you were getting he already. Oh my god In a four so you take 17 more damage okay getting down to it We cut back over to as a cure and she's flying and up ahead you can you see the formation of the canyons spread out in front of you And you hear the voice in your in your head or Nella he's down there And you see the shining gold plate of some like quadruped creature down in in one of the canyons Or is like there's a beetle a dragon in the camp. He has a wild smile Dive and at once the azzak here's wings fold in on its body and The just goes into a straight nose type that it's flying so fast now that like your eyelids are leaving Huh Oh, yeah, sure and Who are you dive who are having a secure dive bomb?
Well, I mean I don't know We're going at the golden thing. Yeah, it's like I don't even see them really what's going on. You know yep I got the eyes of a scar I pray to you Okay, roll a roll to hit with his dive bomb attack. I'll find it should be towards the bottom character.
Oh, there we go. Oh 11 So it's to it's too hurt right like maybe it's cruising in too fast and instead of like having a good set Up to attack it. It literally just crashes into the house. He's nice.
So I was a cure takes Takes 12 damage. Oh, I got it. I don't got it and the dragon takes 19 damage I'm gonna take that you could have it back So Jason just says sometimes says stuff and then laughs himself just like it's totally for you man Oh my god, I'm really laughing. I'm trying to do like a cultural reference.
I didn't understand in the first place. Oh You were doing the Kanye West where you I'm gonna let you finish I knew that's what you were doing, but I didn't want to say it was what it was you were so rad right now Now you two roll initiative for me You have this Or no 16 So what is this okay describe so we see the crash, but what do you two do so I say what do you see and as soon as we're getting closer? I like start going into rage again. We passed another day.
So I'm like gonna tap into this mother So you see the stuff start coming out of his back I mean it's like one of those things like I imagine what sounds bad But imagine what it's like for people in a plane crash like everybody tunnel visions into what's happening and you can't really tell what's going on but he is like staring at this dragon like he's focused at it like tunnel vision and As we hit he just leaps off of Isaac a year and Like right by the head of this thing He's just gonna dive with the sword and try to plant it and then that little nape of the neck and drive it right down Into his brain. All right, roll a hit with advantage. I Rolled 20. Oh Nat one Nat one Nat one roll double damage guys.
All right Our back is in the throws with this night and we're just so tired and just swinging at each other air is quiet Holy shit, and then just So this is gonna be dust everywhere Yeah That's 28 26 points of damage to its brain You know it's cool you get to describe how you kill it On a crit kill okay, so like you're coming in like we're kind of like as the dive is happening We're all leaning forward and or an Ellis kind of pressing up on his back kind of leaning in just kind of trying to stay out of the wind and Right before impact He just kind of like goes up on the top of the of a secure space and leaps and as it hits He's just staring at because he's been staring at his head the whole time like you check it through the front of a car Right put on purpose Right and as it's slammed up its head gets pushed up against the side of the canyon and its head is right there And he comes flying in with a blade and it just leans and it goes right into the base like the jaw and comes up And you see the tip of the blade come out the other side and one of its eyes just explodes and he's hanging there And he's just the whole time though and nobody notices it because everything's like that You hear like in all the movies now and everybody takes head damage that that rain clears your decision this Oh, and it's just like this yell. It's like reverberating across the canyons. Awesome. Yes.
Yes. Yes That's what I do or Nella. What do you do? I'm looking for her back?
You see her back engaged in single combat. Yep I'm gonna um I would like to come up behind the night Do that thing you do it cool and I'm gonna hit him okay? Do that thing Do that thing and then I'm gonna hit it No plus five no he just like just missed it like get that garbage on it. Yeah, okay, so the dragon is dead And so this all happens in an instant and the night turns like taking its emitar and again deflecting an attack from harbeck and sees his mighty steed brought low and killed with a raging barbarian Blade buried in its head still screaming and screaming and or and deflects a blow from or Nella who comes from behind you get another attack though Right I do have we taken a long rest no no, okay.
Cool. That's fine. I just need to know where I was starting from Well, we slept at camp. Does that count?
Yeah, I guess you guys did so technically I guess yes short rest Yeah, I mean give them give the full thing. Don't give me a full thing Don't let don't let Tim sweet talking into it. It's a size make your own decision. He's eyes.
It's a long short rest long Okay, so I'm back to full health strong cool Friction on strong Oh, cool. I'm just preparing to get my ass I Roll the same thing you rolled before yeah, so hard at just in a moment after all this is like you guys you came back He takes another simitar stab at you Like hitting their lipsticks. Yeah, we're just be tired Or is that your turn? so Stuck into this dragon's head and pull it out with such ferocity that slices up and as I take the sword I flick it down and the blood goes spraying off and actually kind of comes up and hits the guy in his face And I turn it I look and I just that feral look is about me again And it's like I run over there and I just start hitting like it's fast.
Yeah real fast Actually, we're a canyon right yeah, can you do a matrix run? Yeah, I'm in a matrix run I'm gonna run up the side grab it and run off and jump. Yeah, do that. Yeah attack from above.
Yep. Oh, I rolled you 20 I rolled 20 Jesus Christ that fuckers a murder die today. Yes 220 is in real Roll a real great damn. I just realized murder died Right Wow.
Yeah, that's fine Let's do it 16 damage. Oh and I'll take again 21 hit. Yep Nine Wow, all right nice. Yeah, he's bloodied he is now completely surrounded like is in taking this defensive posture trying to parry and he screams I will not let you take me alone and Let's lose this blood curdling screech and He throws his arms to the side and his all of his armor just basically pops off of him His skin tears apart and he transforms into this hulking crab preacher bigger than the other ones he's like maybe a head or two taller vaguely ogarish in complexion and size and Positioning is good or Nella your turn cool.
I'm gonna strike him If I can yeah, yeah, you probably can nope sure can you try again I can try again roll Gotta believe 18 yeah, that's a hit yeah, yeah Okay, what's three ten damage much kind of five but kind of five guys resistant It's his turn better. It's his turn he Yeah, the other side of it. Oh, it's dual side of though. He takes his good Cimitar and they're going to make like a sweeping attack at you or Nella.
Oh cool the yellow is his crab claw and the Purple dice is his scimitar Whatever 15 miss 19 hit so scimitar hits just good. It does less damage you take Hold on No, no eight damage cool now it is Hardex turn yes, sorry sick or play okay Do that thing hold X. Oh, yeah, you got to do that thing. Oh, you're all three finally That is 11 plus my whiz which is your whiz three so 14 13 damage 14 Paul okay, you you know that he's not resistant to that damage.
I do note that Right, right in damage. It's right again damage right do you damage? I Declan's rolling noises off my senior year of high school cool. That's a great place.
Mm-hmm What do you do? So I see that I Remember fighting these guys before my sword doesn't like him as much and I have these awesome new hands of you So I fling the sword and goes and sticks in the side of the wall And I actually grappling I'm like I'm gonna pick him up and I'm gonna hold him over my head this huge guy I've been him up. I'm gonna make a pose strength checks. I roll break his spine rolled it Do they have side I rolled a how about a 45?
Okay, so yeah, you both lock into this combat and maybe you like get it hand underneath right and you have him grapple Okay, so grappling I don't know I got this point. I think I've just successfully held him. I won't attack him and hold him I'm like at least start picking him up above my head and And oh no guys can attack with advantage 14 plus five Okay, and I'll get to attack again. Yes, is it at advantage?
Yes, as long as he's grappled. Oh, yeah 16 plus five that is a hit Think those pink ones are working pretty good. Yeah It's his turn so he's gonna try to break loose the grapple which is an opposed strength checker roomy Not good 17 plus almost the high rolled out 15 so now it is hard extra cool So you just do damage because you can't cool. He's grappled.
You can't shini He's just like he's trying to get out of the way and you just keep jabbing and nuking him 13 Damage and I yell up at him. Where are your friends now? How do you kill him? So the sacred flame goes off and Scorges him at first.
I don't even know that he's dead He's still just this twitching crab mass and or sock is holding him up and so it's giving him a little bit of life still just kind of like Bounce he's what would you use jiggling? Yeah? He's definitely jiggling so that goes off and I just I'm yelling at him like, huh? Where's your friends?
And then it takes me a minute and then you two realize that he's dead and arbic Well, I think what's funny is I'm holding him as this flame is hitting him and I realize my hands are going further apart because he's basically like just burning a Core and saying I'm like one ball It's like this kind of comical weird like And they're just crab juice everywhere and yeah wisdom save or sorry. Oh That's right. Do I kill everybody in the party? Yes, film at 11.
I pass The Canyon is suddenly very quiet You both note how fucked up harbeck looks he's cut everywhere like pieces of his armor falling off He has like a tooth hanging by a root in his mouth It's a whistler I'm pretty torn up here. Can you make it back to camp? I think so yes, yes, we have to get back to camp now. Yeah, no way of getting there.
That's a curious laying there like in the same shape We'll have to walk and I go to our back and don't move it Lie down and I reach into my thing And I've got some of the remainder of like a potion because I had it on my sheet giving this quickly Gulp it so yeah that adds 2d8 or excuse me d4 But it adds to your actual health pool not your temporary health pool, which means you won't die good good I've got a second wind and I give it to harbeck No I know you're doing great, but no you can't do that. I uh wipe the potion from my mouth and yeah Yeah, yeah, we put the tooth like retracts back up into Like that's how you'll know Just like all the way out like several yards all right, sorry. No, I kind of hit points now. I can move what we got Okay, here is in rough shape.
Yeah, yeah, I I don't have any healing magic left Unfortunately the scouts attracted us. We just need to rest here and Old man. I kind of like prop him up like gently and you just you just rest you should I'm Tell us out go to the village. It's in it's been attacked.
They're not here yet You hear it loud From a zak here I go to her do you like force yourself up maybe against orzox like orzox trying to I use a short rest. I use game mechanics and pushing you I use the hand axe to prop myself up and stand and I use it as a cane to hobble over You can see as I care is like crumpled up next to the form of the brass dragon that is super extra dead And she's just like covered in wounds parts of her like flesh has been burned from that initial fire attack She's got maybe broken crossbow bolt still buried in her Front hide and just weeping this milky green blood and So I I take her head in my hands and I rub my cheek instaurs and hear a loud purr. Yeah Nairs of a baby. You did so good.
I'm so proud of you Um I just sit by her head and one hand hold the hoi symbol the other just start stroking her chin You uh so as you're we will fade to black on the scene of You're lying up next to her and her breath slowly um becomes more peaceful and restful and becomes slower and then eventually She takes a let's go with a loud exhale and just stops And harvick starts to cry Are you still saying so proud of you? Good, baby. You did so good All right, don't go anywhere. We're gonna be right back with the last part of episode 14.
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