Episode 14: Who Is Floyd Collins???

The moment has come when Alison’s in-laws find out about her podcast. We discuss their reactions in Episode 14. We also once again address Alison’s inability to live her life successfully. During the Absolute Worst Therapy segment, we try to fix a listener’s joblem. Alison takes the lead on answering since Dana is literally terrible at jobs. Conversely, Dana takes the lead when answering a question about a listener’s living situation since Alison is terrible at roommates. In the Absolute Yourst portion of the show, we start with smart-girl porn gone horribly wrong. We also discuss fat bridesmaids and how being labeled as one is often unjust. Finally, we review the horrific injuries that occur during great sex and we learn who Floyd Collins is!!! Finally, we scurry over to Neva’s Corner. This is where Dana forces Alison to apologize to her grandma but today — Dana is in the hot-seat. Alison and Dana ALWAYS want to hear your problems, advice, feedback and Absolute Yoursts! You can contact them through their website, friend them on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Twitter. **NOTE** If you’re thinking about suicide, are worried about a friend or loved one, or would like emotional support, the Lifeline network is available 24/7 across the United States. The Lifeline is available for everyone, is free, and confidential. See website for additional crisis services and hotlines. Online chat services provided as well at suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/ National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255