Episode 141: Your Ex’s Name Would Sound Great For a Cockroach

Hey, ABV listeners. We are lookin’ at you. Nay, we are lookin’ out for you. And as Valentine’s Day is around the corner, boy do we got you all a treat. Have you been spurned? Burned? Ghosted? Blocked? Is there someone giving you all the feels of 10,000 fiery hot hells in your gut during this season of love? Well, if there is, let Flaire help you. This week the ladies of ABV are giving one lucky listener the opportunity to name a cockroach at the El Paso Zoo whatever they would like. Then, zookeepers will be live streaming said cockroach being fed to a darling meerkat. Are you in? We hope you are!Welcome in to episode 141, where the conversations are all over the place, but the drinks are delish! Come drink this weeks Super Bowl halftime themed cocktail and roll your eyes constantly as your hosts over use the word “like” to an obnoxious degree. This week the gals have so many roses to share (this is Claire, per usual) and some thorns (Fran cannot get better over here)  discuss their chosen news of the week, (Pruno is back, valentines at the zoo and the easiest way for females to get off) answer a call-in advice question about breaking the news of a cheating partner to a friend (and the cheater is a friend too!) share some more stuff we like right now, (TV and a local Sacramento shop that Fran adores) reveal what they think needs to be changed about themselves, (Physically and internally) and bring you this weeks hater (Super Bowl Halftime Shamers begone!). The I’m Only Here For The Halftime Show1 part Casa Amigos Casa Bells Mixer1 part TequilaAs much Sparkling Water as you likeSqueeze of AgaveDid you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter