Episode 144: Three Meat Puppets in a Wicked Smaht 3D Algorithm

Let's have some real talk about America. The shootings. The jingoism. The lack of 1/4 and 1/3 cup markings on Pyrex liquid measuring cups. Oh, you wanna hear dirty anagrams made out of presidents' names instead? Yeah, we can do that, too. Other discussion topics may include: - How to make enemies with every Bostonian celebrity ever - The weaponization of pepperoni pizza - The origin of the United States, from documents and tariffs to slave owning and cousin sexing - Insurance ducks, moose parties, French licks, and other secret meats - America's all-time most prestigious hornball maniac