no front upper or bottom right so his butthole might not have the actual rectal muscle it might just be a slit oh wow you know and his poo is this like um yeah yeah yeah yeah your farta cleaves just sounds yeah yeah your farta cleaves and that's strange but I like it makes you different and it stands out in the crop okay so uh won't you be okay you interrupt me no i'm Bob captain cult leader but also your friend and your neighbor and um we I want to introduce to people in the rooms we've got um George wearing his Argentine again soccer jersey you know Argentinian but you're white from the farms your white from the farms and I know we're from and it's dumb what you're doing is dumb I don't like it we got Gilbert what's up wow cool what's up what's up what's up what's up dog what's up there's a sound me I believe didn't say it we got Kala Koon you know my beautiful princess she too is a part of it it's just a part of me he's an extension of me me too and we got lipless and we have a very special guest today and this guest I don't know man I have feelings about him good and bad I really do he like irritates me but then I also like him his name is Adam Reike him a run over plus everybody's how are you right so Adam Reike on rendition of the uh mr. Rogers it's not that rendition it's that on oh that was word for word yeah it's word for word it's done okay and that's ridiculous that you even started off that way did you have a Korean mr. Rogers going up or did you have the regular one yeah azuko right but he never put his shoes on because it's in town house you know he came in you know right right when do the closet got his kamau no yeah right and then the fish yeah it's fishing yeah all that but they already wrapped so the fish they're already scanned they're in the thing right but the rice and the seaweed wrapped around oh super eat them sushi yeah yeah so we got come over oh wow yeah and then he would go to pick the train but wasn't a train it wasn't a futuristic like it was like a future with no rail technically yeah it was like one of those trains with no rail is future no magnetic right and it would go to um never never never never ran oh yeah yeah it would be good never run ever I always want to go there yeah yeah so mr. atzuki it was a different kind of show yeah but it was kind of based on mr.
Rogers but instead of mr. McPheeley who did you have who was his like male guy mr. for McPheeley mr. McPheeley mr.
McPheeley mr. McPheeley mr. We didn't have anyone in the Philippines like that too so when I had to learn who mr. Rogers was and I felt really stupid when I didn't I didn't even know what the cabbage patch dolls for kids yeah kids basically what you're saying yeah is you were a part of the world okay so you grew up you went apart the world like when you got kids we didn't have a guy came out of the cave um at about 15 but we did have some somebody maybe equally as endearing as mr.
Rogers his name was kuya germs well i'm clicking all the volume yeah yeah he did this on a variety show called that's entertainment yeah which is like a knock off of like the original that's how you know the show isn't good if he has to tell you like it's an yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it was funny that was what we funny that was what you think for but that's the big thing in the Philippines variety show oh right it's still we still do so i'm gonna do it's like there was a go to bit on that entertainment like they closed the show with every like one thing that was like all right guys it's time for the you know the party i think i did i did some like game show with a man or something there we go i should say every top i'm very good at actions yeah but kuya germs was was a sweet man kuya he's older brother and germs kuya as in germs yeah because her his real name is Herman a kerman yeah or ano yeah so it's kuya germs yeah philipin is butcher every good name out there but what set it apart from it was just a regular variety show yeah but he was beloved he was the only beloved person i can think that's about like so i can't really get behind on this so um adam and i i rarely rarely do i go watch movies with comedians i've done it like three times in my life so adam go hey you hey hey is what's misrudges i don't like the way he sounds right okay i go this is pretty good hey me and ray come on hey come on right here the guy was before my childhood doctor is suki did he do not know yet so let's go see the other word so we watch it everyone like the trailer if you see the trailer it's like powerful the most powerful i mean it rivals the the gonzilla trailer remember the one the brine cranson oh yeah that was a great trail it was the movie sucked it was okay it was okay the movie was okay but it didn't live up to the trailer right so this trailer was just like that it was just like wow and what does that trailer have to do for you to make you a want to go see the movie but like to feel how you're feeling about the trailer well obviously i had to put it well what the trailer did was it gives you hope yeah right i mean you're like the trailer does so does the movie yes but it's rare for a trailer to do that yeah but then almost the trailer in itself could it's so condensed it just was more impactful yeah okay that's true because i didn't know who mr rogers was and i cried when i watched a trailer yeah so i think that the way it was just put together and the kind of feeling that it brought out of you was very like like oh yeah i get it the movie though is great yeah it's wonderful from label but as watching it as a comic right you just have i mean i what you i saw you well up it did you see me well up at all yeah well i heard you yeah i was like by which my guess oh fuck yeah i did that a lot of like that yeah but in the win-pring but like also i mean when we sat down you go i need a space in between us because i don't want to we can't quite next to each other so we didn't sit next to each other i love the space like a new space for my tears yeah because the last time i did that with ericator i went and watched a korean movie with ericator was about the korean war was called kegichi it was about two brothers in the korean war it was so emotional that i sat next to him and he could see the snob bubbles coming out of my nose in the darkness of a theater pop you know i mean do you try to hold your cry in or do you know i let me go yeah yeah because i try to hold as long as possible and then i just then i let out like a very julie wimper where it's just like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know yeah yeah he was a good guy you know he was a good guy you know so i was realizing that you know but it was uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he i didn't realize well the backstory was incredible on how he even got into like saying his senior year of preacher school right he was like fuck i'm gonna be in tv i mean i'm paraphrasing he didn't say that yeah he didn't say that He genuinely, he genuinely loved children, not in the way some of us do. I know. Okay. He genuinely loved them.
And so he is a tool, like he cared about their development. And he wanted to encourage them to get out of their shells. And he would say things like, um, I like you just the way you are. Right?
That's one of his terms. I know it's sweet. Or, um, entertainment. We just did not say that.
Yeah. And he had a little puppet, the little fucking cat thing. Yeah. Yum yum yum or something.
Which is like kind of his alter ego. But people were saying that's really him. Right. The guy in the puppet.
Yeah. And then when he would get angry, King Friday, the 13th. Was his other alter ego. Yeah.
But the puppet was his, him as a kid. And the puppet go, was I a mistake? Oh my god. You know, and then some other lady would be like, no, you're not a mistake.
You know, but can I just say this? Some people are mistakes. Oh my god. I mean, I've met some very questionable people that I'm like, how are you outside by yourself right now?
Yeah. So when you're watching, you're like, I get what he's doing. Yeah. You know, right?
Trying to encourage everyone saying that everyone's meant to be here. Yeah. And everyone has their purpose. Yeah.
I think the reality is there are some people that should have been aborted. Well, if you stick around for the end of the movie, he does come out. He does come out of the credits. Well, he goes, now I just want to say that I do care about all kids, but some of you can go fuck yourself.
Yeah. No, was that too much? I don't think that was too much. I think your point is you're wording my beautiful song for life.
I don't know if you have a, every one should be alive. I think so. But not everyone is like, you know, special. I think not.
I think everyone's got something great inside of them. I'm trying to spend this without you guys. I was your guys, Kicho. So he would say something.
Look, some of you were supposed to be aborted. And I go, well, yeah, and look, some, but also, but maybe, but also, yeah, look, Jacob, there's been some things you've done today. You get shot up right the Florida school, right? Is this a kid?
We don't need that kid. No. But also Mr. Rogers was, what is, she'd have said.
Was he nurtured? Did he? Mr. Rogers and his wife to tell him like, hey, but if anybody in his life that told him that he was, that he had something special inside.
Because I think a lot of these kids that do, that on the wrong path are coming up in environments where they have no nurturing and no encouraging thoughts or, and as simple as it is, as Mr. Rogers being like, I like you just the way you are, like these shooters are probably getting like nothing about you and you're like and they're not getting any redeeming qualities shined upon them like you know for them to acknowledge like oh cool maybe I'm maybe I have something to offer the world if you feel like that if you feel like you don't have anything to offer then of course you're gonna want to like lash out yeah but it is a little bit dangerous to tell every single person on this world that they are unique and special until they become because then it turns into this type of entitlement yeah sometimes people forget that you're you're just part of the masses and you grind it out you try your best to be a good person you're not you're not entitled to more baby thank you so much that was also the clear yeah it was the very sweet like yeah it's gonna see both sides this like what's word a little softer you were just a very dude version of just like I'm just gonna tell you how right and let me say this too what because he was in my life you know we did you grow up with them oh yeah so you remember that episode with the kid in the wheelchair that came out that wrote to him that like one of his last wishes was like to meet Mr. Rogers and then not only is Mr. Rogers meet him he brings me in on episode and sings a song to him that was like it doesn't matter that your arms don't work and then the kid yeah here's when I lost it like he's talking literally like singing this in like they're like and it's so cool that you're here right now and the kids like you're great and then he goes and then he just the piano starts playing and he starts singing and then the kid they definitely didn't rehearse this on the kid just starts singing a staple mr.
Rogers I'm like it's like he was singing living on a prayer and the kid just knew the words and I start singing like you go to like I like you just the way you are and the kid starts singing it I fucking love that's when I heard that's when I was a great guy and you're like back you know I want people to listen I'm not saying that I'm cynical and I didn't enjoy the movie immensely but there are pockets where you question like what good did it do you know I did it well I did more good than bad I think for that's a thing at because I was able to show more people like they had that one thing that woman came up to was just like yeah that you changed my life like I and you can see how good of a person she was in a momentary exchange and she was just like you affected me so much but you know I my parents were around so I want you know your show and you raised me you were my childhood and she was meeting him you know for the first time it's just so much and she hugs them and you know he goes get out of me no no no no it was a great guy it was and I love seeing the human moments of him too that's what I love about documentaries when you get to see you know it's why people of podcasts to get an extra layer of insight into like how comedians are but like getting to see him like during the filming of the show like break or laugh or at one point he puts on his shoes and they gave him like the wrong shoes and so he's putting them on and they don't fit and he just starts cracking up he's like you guys yeah he's in their wrong shoes and he wasn't anal or like weird like there was a guy you know a lot of the cameraman and the grips they were all like working class yeah you know guys tattoos guys right and there was a camera laying around and one of the guys took a photo of his ass remember and then like you know six months later or whatever they get him developed and you know he forgets about it the guy that did the photo and for Christmas Mr. Rogers blew it up and gave him the photo of his ass you know so he was a funny guy you know pretty cool yeah but um you know but there was also thoughts of like when you're watching you think yourself you know who should have the show Jerry Sundusky how would I would I would I would I mean I don't know if there'd be puppets oh there would be puppets yeah he'd be controlling with this dick yeah well if it's day yeah yeah yeah yeah you showed me the trailer of that other movie where they had a three identical twins oh that was another one yeah that was one of those amazing cases of seeing a movie and you see the trailer and you're like well now I want to see that movie you know okay so the short synopsis is that a kid walks into college and everyone's saying hey Jerry what's up Jerry he was like what the fuck is Jerry right and it turns out he has an identical twin that goes to that same college but he doesn't know yet they had been separated at birth to further complicate so now so now now right they're on you know they do a newspaper article yeah yeah another guy looks at it and go he looks just these two look just like me so it's now three brothers identical twins and they they're they can't they're not they can't separate I'm there I'm like that's basically but then things start to unravel yeah that's the trailer of the dog so that's that look great what Bobby was saying is what would you do if you walk into a place and all of a sudden you meet an exact just as funny just as talented version of yourself I kill them yeah I love you but I hate you or imagine two other no so throw spapaya slap kings right imagine three of us yeah and we had a podcast oh god that's a good hook nobody else I not only that it would be we would be banned for life the things we wouldn't edit each other and we would just like add on to each other yeah I might get a knowing right you're stepping on each other senses or yeah I go yeah I go yeah and then like all of a sudden no I think that go to for your place yeah how pissed or jealous I think Steve would be if he all the sudden you had to identical brother best friend that's a great question I think he would enjoy it yeah yeah yeah yeah because there's no way I mean sure they're identical and maybe they have similar personality traits but there could be one brother that like listens to my brother in a specific way that I don't yeah right or another brother that helps my brother in a certain way that I don't know is more about basketball yeah like my brother like give it to the man man who put in the bucket hoop you know like it's so weird that you would even bring up basketball and segue into your own bullshit I'm not saying my bullshit well you know what you know what you ladies and gentlemen I want to listen to know how you talk to me about basketball is one of my favorite that doesn't matter don't segue into that I want to say what I'm saying to you I'm segue into anything I don't know if you listen to me on Instagram pot I'll ask yesterday I don't write let me talk about this why no we can't joke I just wanted to give you I'm gonna say this though and I'm gonna Adam Ray is a fancy fucker we mean by fancy well first of all his podcast right who is who who's your guest we had on Sunday we'll just have to vote that on Jason Drew Low then Carvey your dad Susan Sarandon I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm getting a second right you better Paris we can't get you can't get Susan Sarandon you can't get Susan or it's under but um this is not that that's right there it's not right there that's not right there so yesterday you were at the basketball convention what was it the NBA words it's like you were there with your another fancy friend of yours a very close friend of yours yeah I was on the divine yeah also not fancy I mean like gets to do cool shit because of yeah you get to do cool shit I like Adam a lot it's great to but can I just say this yeah I'm upset it's not lying yeah he would I don't think he would I mean I always wonder where with him yeah I don't think that he would ever you know hurts I disagree we just had a conversation about today when I said I was coming over yeah yeah that's great that you would even do that and that's why you're a good guy yeah you know why you're doing I told you about Paul fever you're like fuck my up with Paul feet and I was doing this pilot with him and I brought that up to Paul and Paul was like completely explained the story and was like how Bobby knows what I love what is wrong what is wrong I'm trying to find something to work with the Bob what's wrong with me and I would have my way to tell him because I'm like do you understand one of the biggest coming directors thinks you the shit he was like I thought he fucking ate me because I screwed up this dinner or whatever and it was completely ass backwards yeah but we all do that we all like go ahead and defend yeah I wasn't a defense I think that part of your thinking that people hate you is tied into your narcissism you think that people actually stop to think about you much more than they actually do are you looking to a mirror that's not there you look at the camera yeah yeah it's a part of my bit though it's a part of my but when does one of the lines get blurred there's never lines and they're no blurring I don't know what it is it's just the fabric of my own being yeah but when you say like Adam doesn't want to work with you why do you created that somehow because I I'll tell you why why I tell you why it was like a weird it was like it was like it was that beach house thing and I'm doing so I was part yeah yeah I called my agent I said I want to be on that he's like you're not gonna get on that but it was a stand-up show for like up and coming I know but I wanted to be on it did you do it yeah because I was up and coming I had a lot of people that were on a lot of coming like who I don't remember you pretty established at that point you I can't do it I can't do it I don't know that's a straight up that's that doesn't make it if you're producing what I do it but yeah you don't know yeah that's what I'm saying yeah but but he didn't go on the road and open for you I know I have a great friendship and get you a pain yourself you did it for me you were my strongest opener thank you when do you guys first meet oh it's a comedy store I just started coming around more because I was dipping one foot in the improv and sketch one one to stand up and then when a girlfriend was living we went to calls together then she went to New York to be a page in the MC programs we did a long distance and she moved to Reno to be a new supporter and then fucked a camera guy and I was like that's it I think that's it I think that's a good time go ahead yeah yeah I'm done you know and I even made jokes I was like did you shoot his stories in your face and she's like why would you say that I don't know how to handle this you know I flew to Reno we were gonna drive to San Francisco to do Thanksgiving and we were already kind of having a rocky patch but it was like we're gonna go out Thanksgiving with a family and it'll be great and dad plays the French horn and he'll probably you know it was already that's a red flag and so we sit down and she just pulls out a letter and she starts crying why I'm getting to it okay I'm gonna start a letter and just start crying and I go are you working on some short stories trying to make a joke about what's happening and avoid the obvious and then she just goes well well what you know did you see the Mr. Roger's trailer like why are you crying she's like well we've been so many I just I just I just remember Jeff the camera guy I was like did you walk on she was like I didn't want to know these quite like it's such a weird yeah you don't want to know anything but I also know like I got to know everything what happened and then and then we drove I go driving to the airport in the same friend and then go home from there she was a sob and I thought you were done what you did yeah I don't have that I couldn't have I don't have that kind of jealousy what do you mean what she did what she did no they were broken up already right no we were in a we had we had gotten in a rough patch and we taken maybe about two weeks off that's what he had a letter we're gonna read a letter yes she's doing she just wanted to have a house right now it wasn't right so it was so we're we're we're we're we're we're we're yeah then that's yeah that's yeah that's too break but it wasn't too we break me like and if you fucking get some camera guy yeah that's a big you know yeah it was and so then that was that and then I jumped in the stand up fully so I started being around the comic store more and and then I remember doing a set this one was doing maybe twice a month and upstairs in the bellyroom and Bobby was up there and you know he's so like so great about like seeing people and if you see somebody likes you'll stop you say something to you again Bobby so great about first of all hanging around for a little bit watching other comics and he would float around the rooms and use upstairs in the bellyroom and he saw me and then and I had a good set so he pulls over he goes how come I've seen you before I was like oh I only come around a couple times a month because I just I've been one for one foot out my girlfriend for the camera guy's like that's not what I asked like how come I haven't seen you know I'm just giving too much information right out of the gate and he's like you're really funny he's like could you follow me downstairs in the original room if right now for 20 minutes if I write down there and you know like you don't want to be like I don't think I'm ready yet I just think I need to work on so I was like fuck yeah good you know she goes come on she walks downstairs he goes to Tommy the book and he's like Tommy put this guy back for me and and Tom was like well I think he's gonna be around more and he's got like which was the right move because I would have tanks but also would have been great for me and I so that that's ridiculous and then Tommy goes and then Tommy goes I have seen him around but he needs to be around more like he needs to hang on the Sunday money open mics yeah and then you suggested maybe you should try to like work there just because you get more spots and whatever and I at that point had no reason to not jump in fully because when you first understand there's a work there yeah I did the phones on Fridays I didn't want to do like the door the parking lot right I don't know why I was I just wanted to but I wanted to be around and right communicate because a lot of comments called for a veils and it was a way that I could actually like chum them up a little bit on the phone and the later that I was like oh yeah what's up man oh yeah it's the best way if you're a new comment it's the best way I was about you will get into the R.I side yeah because when you're there all the time like I'm bringing what's a song to San Antonio this weekend oh cool I've never seen him because the parking lot yeah everyone says he's good yeah he's a nice guy yes and he's just there yeah right so I have a side of mind right that's a I decide I don't mind yeah I mean they're just there so I wouldn't you I used will work hard but to you know what I'm not word about but with Brent Morin and Jason Collins speaking highly of him but that's rare most of my guys are from the Comedy Store yeah you told me a week after that you're like I have I think Kevin Christie couldn't do a college gig and you're like if you can't go you're you want to come I'm just like immediately was that the one in a world Carolina there's no one in a Nick when it's somebody something happened all right then you said but I'm gonna find it something else so you like what you also did have to do and then I think the more I was around and then you have to see me more you know and then but you did fuck me a couple times on how's on the road I lost $6,000 because of you no you remember I do remember yeah I had met a girl I was in a hotel I met a girl in Fort Lauderdale yeah yeah you know the story don't question I think I did I was like that come back what I got we well by the way this was right we should mention this is I think after before we went to 711 Bobby does this great thing on the road with you to where he I don't know if it's a call taking advantage of his power right away to work where he would tackle me in the green room and the host like what was it Adam Ray and he's looking at this in Kansas City literally holding me down around and laughing and the and the array and people cobbly and those like are you both are you back there are you okay Bobby's just laughing and finally had to punch him to get me off yeah yeah or he's like eight these 20 oysters I'm like I hate oysters I'm gonna be allergic to go to Phoenix next weekend I love oysters and so and our move and so one point you just let's take these what were they the pills that they sell at 711 over the counter to get your dick hard oh just like a no they're just kind of like cheap ones yeah yeah yeah it's how many do we take I mean I don't know two or three yeah give me a Viagra no I never ever taken and so anyway so then I'm with this girl that I met and I know tell him I think the phone must have been off but Bobby had won $6,000 but I did have his ID so you then he said what do you say it was like my like my friends what did you say this what happened so I sit there and I I play slots I love slots yeah right is that a is that like a because I always see like old Korean ladies playing slots is that like a are you saying that my old crew sometimes you look like one when you're playing yeah you definitely have the hunch over in it you know what it is I like the repetition of it and I also like you know people because there's no skill you know and black there is skill please tell it's fuck I'll tell you the skill the skill is finding the machine that's where you pop and it's a good instinct you mean guessing it's no it's instinct you're not guessing it's instinct you are so like if you see someone writing out a machine for a while and then they get up to leave with like some sort of like oh good it's not my day like you go this rice whooping like yeah I do that or what I do is sometimes I'll look at a machine see what they ended on if they ended on like a big win I won't play it because you know that that big one is because it's gonna be happen for a bit right so I do little things like that but it's also just you know if I see anything Asian stay away from it yes why I've never won on any other Asian cancels each other out like if there's like if you get three pandas you want to make a dollar there's no way I'll never get I don't even get one panda no yeah I always do the ones that people it doesn't look like people play you know I mean like a themed ones like a really walking the chalk no those ones yeah those big like I played the game of thrones one a couple weeks ago what's that we're gonna get to them you know you rat fuck you rat fuck when I get right that down I have so many things I want to talk to you about but so anyway the thing goes off right and it's sirens and when that happens people freak out yeah but I didn't you freak out I was worried because I knew my license was expired and they check that right so before the person got there I was calling you to get to next to me to go this guy one right so that we could get the fucking money so I kept calling calling it was taken a while for the lady to get there yeah so there's plenty of time for me there was like a 10 minute window that seems a little long probably for now 10 okay yeah for the story time yeah yeah but the story time could have been 10 but point being plenty of time for me to pick up I mean you the club is near yeah I know that you're in the building yeah you know it's attached to the hotel so exactly I could have gotten down so plenty of time to rise up but you didn't yeah so then the lady goes I'm sorry sir your license expired I can put I want six thousand dollars she was I'm sorry there's nothing we can do can they verify your information any other way like why I call the owner of a passport copy I call suggested you could have done that right you could have like no what they told me to was you got a flight LA get the passport you got a physically sea one she's in the fly fast not worth it and I'm like I'm like that's gonna cost me that I have a question so you could have theoretically held the six thousand there spend $500 to go fly back and forth and then reclaimed your money yeah that's not worth it to me I'm gonna set my brother over yeah and then you know I didn't know where I was at the time I didn't know where I was I knew was in the house but then they would be there's nobody different I never know you know that but anyways that's the only secret but 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up like we're breathing on the back of this like old package any man's neck because we did as a joke like we're all blown on and we're like good luck man and then he kept winning so he's like please do not forget because he also like he was like I'm winning yeah yeah yeah but that's very patient I did and I want all his money back and he would when I win it back I'm out of there I'm not trying to be more so you're a strain yeah I really do practice restraint he was yelling at me more and I was like no I'm done good move yeah it's so tough I mean that's essentially that's why people end up like being up 50 grand and then down 500 yeah I mean it's probably happened right we think the most somebody has gone in and been up and then just had a complete 180 what when I went with guys that when I was a kid younger androids clay took me to Vegas whoa he lost $750,000 in front of me and then he told everyone is because he won it and you went around and he was not as fired trust me what happened was I was working the back door right and I barely knew him and he was he used to call me Ching I was jing he was getting in the car Jesus I got my working I told him we're gonna Vegas I'm in my comedy structure we fly to Vegas I wear first class so I was in the West what a group yeah yeah yeah and I'm I'm like 26 years old in this 20 years into Vegas no no yeah one time okay one time with Paulie and he's lost all that money what he said you remember what he looked like the end he said that to other people that was bad luck you're cooler I'm a cooler damn maybe I am no no no no no another thing that you did back then when I met you was you worked at Universal tell me it is okay so my day job when I first got out here I got a job as a tour guide on the back lot to work first of all I can be like there's where you know back draft was found and there's you know and I would fake you know when Jaws comes out of water you know yeah I made a little girl start crying once because I'm I'm a I'm you know two months out of acting school so I'm still treating this as always like an acting exercise so I'm like I'm gonna really make these people believe there's a shark in there yeah you know yeah I stand up and I be like you know the whole bit I can't remember exactly the script but he's like guys we're just gonna be right at Amiville and look at the leg and there's our buddy Bob in the water just checking out things are safe for us and Bob oh he's going oh God okay okay okay you might want to do it Bob Bob Bob got there no get back to our Bob oh my god why yeah it was his birthday fuck yeah and one girl cried yeah I got in trouble I guess it's been a difficult if that was my daughter I would hit her in the face you gonna cry that's bullshit after you bought that yeah I know and so I did that hit her on the face I mean yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm also tap like a tap I also I made up so many movie facts because people think you know everything about movies like literally people in these trams and it was just so like you do it like do five a day five these hour tours and I get these like you know trams full of tourists I had like a tram full of German tourists one time I was like maybe a hundred of the two hundred people and I would just start like making up movie facts because they would take pictures of everything right so we drive along these bushes on the way to the Desperate Housewives Street I was like you guys gonna love this after you got your cameras out this is a photo op you cannot miss the bushes the bushes from the film bushes one and the sequel bushes to the bushes you guys remember that scene when I was like that's a lot of bushes and they would take pictures of them and the driver just likes in their laughing and then again I get trouble for that you know I mean I'm gonna say that their star there is a face the ball again Stanley to cheer everybody right or the two cheese black I just say that's Vincent Denovrio like that's Vincent Denovrio yeah they would believe it so they did that and then and then I was like I want to make more money but still stay here and be around to be around the park more so then they're opening for Wolverine and so I did that he was Wolverine at Universal by the way I don't walk around with clothes fake laws fake abs fake fangs sideburns the clause I give a couple quick stories I don't know about Marvel Comics especially they give me books and DVDs to try to be like do some character research I was number three Wolverine right there was like 3rd string Wolverine and there was one guy ahead of me who'd been doing it for like five years because you go like you rotate it was like two in a day right he was coming wearing a Wolverine shirt and he wrote on a motorcycle yeah like he be staying there like offset and yeah ground himself and I'm like mark what are you doing hey mark your name is mark you drove you drive a jet at you are not the real guy you got to get into it man you gotta get into this oh my god what your recent is like how do you get into character I go you want to do I go I'm Wolverine and I walk out there and then I try to and I try to continue to pretend you know yeah kids like my second day there and I used to say so my actual these kids would they nerd the fuck out because they're just like they think you're the real guy which was so cool but you know my daughter in the arm oh they were just like what's Wolverine's favorite food I was like potatoes out and fuck off you know yeah yeah and they just they don't they don't hold back with with questioning your and the audition was crazy because you walk in you had the audition you know like a type like muscle shirt and they were like you know what's that you're not getting it really yeah because it's like 10 of the guys audition for I walk in and there's a whole row of the bosses they walk in they just interview you as Wolverine so they go coming in and it's in character yeah interview but again I don't know shit so I'm walking in I'm just walking with slow my chest popped out I go oh my gosh can they go what's your name I go Wolverine they go also Logan right they go yeah and they go who your friends I go you know yeah yeah yeah Doug's pretty cool that's like what about Storm Captain America I'm like yeah everybody yeah yeah yeah yeah and then you do nothing yeah yeah and then like what's your super super your super powers like your super strikes and obviously now I know it's like that he can heal right like very good yeah he's he's um laced with Adam and yeah yeah and and they're like what's your power and I just you didn't know I did a jump kick because I was like I can jump kick at this you know yeah and they laughed to my bosses thought I was funny so they were like they hired me based on that and then I looked enough like you yeah I mean you do have a grizzly dewy yeah this was the most Jewish Wolverine has ever been yeah I really I was wishing people happy Shabbat Shalom and yeah but that that theme park world is so was he was it you that was adopted your sister was a busser all your sister oh that's right I was girl they couldn't see my pee-pee and so my mom was gonna name me Rachel and then they obviously that came out they were like that's the biggest we've ever seen you know so overwhelming you know but they couldn't see it first but then wait wait hold on a second oh by the way we said I'm like a studio audience I was like an over taping when we see her fall off her chair and unexpected moment what happened I see it my guys almost that was just close it's okay to shooting your pants I'm gonna edit that out no I'm gonna enhance it we're gonna enhance it I push too hard I'm gonna push that's not like it was gonna come out on its own that's not like it had no problems making its way to the air so then after Wolverine there's another side here's another side job that you do that people don't know about yeah yeah is that you're you do voiceover or so yeah yeah for Bruce Willis I did yeah I did his ADR and I do when Bruce Willis right is in a movie and you know when he's like running on the street or you know they call an atom to do his movies I mean you do die did you do die for Jedi I did like chunks of monologues because apparently he just talks so and it's not something it's not like a you know it's not gonna pressure I can just go into right right and you know like you know I can do like that I'm doing Bobby you know and so I can just do I can just go into a present you know but Bruce I had to really listen to to mimic so I have to have to play it back a lot to really hear it right it was a lot of yeah breathing a lot of grunts and then a lot of but some chunks of dialogue because he talks so soft and apparently these judges would tell me that like you know I shoot them in the thing we got a bit Bruce just a little louder he just be like we got it and then you just walk off set oh wow shit we gotta get that jui Wolverine in here yeah fucking the words was about we got it we already get it let's move on instead of having that kind of power guys ever done that on set we got it oh no I know hundreds of times I'm doing I'm doing a Sony animation movie with I did with Jimmy O'Yane and John Charles I'm dragging you know but they call me in three session and I don't I don't blame them yeah this is just the job but you're doing five scenes a thousand times the same line over and over again just different variety and there's no point where you can go I'm done because you go all you again okay yeah and then sometimes I like with the last session was just me and they had us in together yeah because I play play to like mafia grunts yeah people you're not animals yeah we're up I'm a big mafia guy he's a little one and and at times I would look at Jimmy and we just be like I'm gonna time can you say it but you can they find it yeah they find it and then eventually you'll see through the cube you know the little yeah the window them because you can't hear them which I hate because you do a take and then they go you know their facial expression not happy you guys okay with that it's like good yeah yeah or we're fine to do it again but you know they get crazy but then sometimes I'll go you know that's my I don't yeah and then that's when you know you know I'm the voice of this talking horse for Shera it's coming back oh I'm her sidekick basically yeah I'm swift wind oh you are and the August or the September but that's why I think like I just so many take and and someone you do got to get frustrated we're like yeah so many times like I think we got and then and then they'll be like not just do one and throw everything we've said away and whatever and play with it and then like there always will be some little thing that you'll do and you're like oh shit it was worth doing yeah right 71 it was one little thing one little affectation or or a intonation that you do differently and you're like I guess I do know what they're talking about yeah the only time I don't didn't like the wing of voiceover is good to be awesome so it was fun with the liars but I used to do a couple of things for a family guy yeah and when Seth MacFarlane would be there I would get kind of nervous of course and it just didn't feel fun because of the because he's right there yeah and he's like faster you know faster you know man and you're just kind of like just trying to get and I just I just not having fun man yeah I like him I you know he did a couple of sketches that Matt TV yeah that's how I knew him he's a great guy nice super talented all right for listening Seth we love you on Tiger Belly but yeah I would get really nervous you just got so many big people on that TV which I feel like we could benefit from while we get to that we will get to that the young guys that I used to bring on the road you were the one one of the ones I think the only one that started doing real things like you were in the heat that's how you do sound wrong and you're the most yeah and Melissa McCarthy you had a really good what a fucking asshole but you had a really big role on that I thought yeah you know I was doing a lot of web videos remember you would do some sketches for me too that's right you always like the thing you always like a little Hollywood hustle over here because I was doing a lot of and that's how you know because when you start out again you have you know you're just trying to do as much stuff just to gain experience and like I came from the sketch background was doing a lot of videos in high school and then even in college and then YouTube hit and was like I should start trying to put these things together and you did a few for me which are really funny my favorite one was with you and Andrew Santino when you played in NASA yes I'm a very written and ready to go with that character who's duty and he improvised all of that I mean I basically and that's what was so great about these videos it was like you know I saw my guys my buddy's Kyle Mooney Nick Rutherford back then it who were you know than I know neighbor but they went to know but here's the example they were it went to college with me this guy this guy acts as if I'm like new to the fucking pound hey Papa it's open for me too I know they had a sketch group and I was so envious because I was like I was like I want guys to be seducia with all the time but I couldn't find guys it consistently to shoot every week to write every week so I'm gonna do it on my own my right I'm gonna produce it all I'm gonna direct it and I'm gonna just get buddies to be and stuff and so that was a blessing and a curse because it was stressful but then you're like it's how I'm getting better I guess but that that Olympics when it was like I found that little gym out in deep and vein eyes and it was so and you know I had a nudge you to make sure you were like what is it really I was like I had a little script but now I was like this what the character is and it's gonna be and you're trying to teach us but you're this old-school coach and you end up just like physically abusing us and you're like I'll do it yeah yeah and you but like I mean the character was so fucked right like when you watch a whole about this old coach was so funny it's pretty accurate I feel like that's truly how an Asian coach like a Chinese coach like a coach that he like wore in the beanie yeah smoking yeah you're like you can do drugs yeah the champions in your heart like I mean you know how I knew that sketch was good is audition for Alison Jones once yeah and she before even said she goes I love that fucking Olympic thing you did with Adam is Andrew and she's possibly next to Toki Fong is my favorite character of your oh wow let's do let's talk about it later okay I'll do it I'll do it I'll do it I'll find it man you crush it yeah oh thank you the backstory I mean come on so that you were the he find old footage of who like coaching these guys yeah you did the he did yeah and then you did Ghostbusters yeah big part I didn't see it it was I mean I was a climber which a lot of that ended up getting trimmed down which was pretty cool the part was you know I played the lead singer in this rock band where they cut a ghost for the first time I was like I mean it was the big scene of the movie it took 10 days to shoot I probably on paper had 10 lines probably when I walked out was like you know added another 10 lines I'm like all right out of 20 things that I've said in the scene and if three of them make it cool you know how many of them jokes I mean none it was the singing I sang two songs all the way through and and they just had to turn it down Paul even when I was waiting to send an email before the premiere and he was like just you know like you know I because I I would come out and acknowledge the band and I was like headlining this big show so I would come out and like you know talking you know you guys right a rock and like point you in a record exact who Paul was playing as a cameo in the corner like and then like I got DVDs and shit I love to stop working bar mitzvahs and quit the copy beans hey yeah so let me know if you want to talk out for the show oh you're doing everybody and then I'd be like you guys right a rock and then somebody go you suck and I go hell yeah two three you know yeah and then I get attacked by the ghost and you see that movie like it hits me in the amps but then after that that's where it comes off but then they had me do these stunts where they had a stunt guy pull him out of the amps off the stage and over the air 30 feet in the air in one motion it looks so dope and then they put me upside down in this whole drive-in and and and swim me around upside down and have me screaming at my head I almost passed out like four times because I'm upside down blood rushing in my head he would say action I would lean back up the upside down and then they would start spinning me and fly me around yeah they could have a shot of me up in the air and then they dropped me in the crowd and I give back so all the shit and none of it was in there I know it's no fun I can imagine it's no cool Paul also gave it to me so what was like yeah I know Adam will be up for it so I had only imagined you doing it and in your hot thoughts you're like because I've been there to you go oh my god I'm gonna blow the fuck up right you really do yes you can't help it you told me and this is a great piece this why I got a good compliment and how you've been a good friend and a straight shooter when I got the heat I remember I was getting ready to go and you were so genuinely pumped for me yeah but also you were like hey man it doesn't stop after this like you're not gonna you're so pumped and all like I see you like how they were walking my little swagger like you did some YouTube videos now you know whatever yeah I was my balls but then you were like you come right back here man you still got to go to the commie store you still got to do your late sets you still got like Ryan cuz you know you can't help it like let a little bit of it affect you and be like all right I'm in movies I'm a movie star now right yeah like you know I was hoping it open for me now I was a pineapple express me and can had a whole storyline in the movie right wow so we had like this all a side caper right they cut all of it out oh my god we devastated yeah but you know that scene was a scene where Seth Rogen shoots me in the head right yeah yeah that room we're seeing reminded me of mine where they had a metal plate on my head and they had to put an explosive on my head so you put the gun right here right so they go three two one and it exploded I couldn't hear and I went like that right and then I felt like my brain like I was brain dead like I was spinning Jesus no we got it no we gotta do it again oh no right so they put the metal thing back on my head put the explosive we did that like four or five times by the fourth time I'm like I think I'm gonna go completely down yeah you know and but you do all that work and in your head you're like this is gonna be what I was I wasn't a guy in a shot premier you are no I wasn't by the premier and I didn't work for like three years after that but then Judd put your love and like it all comes around right so anyway Lisa mattresses are so good on them you know but I'm proud of you because you you did these things well you know me from the very beginning when I like I mean to see you go from there to you know hanging out with these people and then you know you met the midget yes you met the little bit right well I can say that because he's my friend yeah and he calls me Chinaman so we're fine it's fine you have to have a closeness that's a thing it's like you know when you have a midget friend you can say you can't if I have a retarded friend can I call him a retard I can't probably get any of the retail you can call that if he's your friend if he's your friend yeah yeah some some people take liberties and call me certain things that you call me on the podcast like what irks me like welfare you know you're my you know I let you inside me so you're allowed to say certain thing yeah you call me a bitch you call me a kind okay you call me whatever the fuck you want that's just our report right when people that are like strangers they'll be like you know they say the exact they mimic you whoa dude I had three people this weekend say what's our flat face good in public I'm so sorry let's talk about a flat face good all right in my defense I was excited to see you yeah yeah or like you know what's still a thing George is a pink dick people I people yell it out in the middle of the show that's pretty cool during a punch-on yeah I was about to tell a big tick he's not here and also you understand that maybe 50% of the audience doesn't even know what that means so no I can't what yeah yeah but I love you talk about it you want you know you don't go back to in a couple months the first time since I've been to you which was another great thing about you bring on the road me is like getting to me the road you don't realize to think I'm like how valuable that is like I'm a time you bust my balls in when you're a road dog now huh I was like you mean like I'm getting a amazing opportunity over for guys sells out all over the country is always gone doing the road I was like oh yeah sorry I'm I got to quit my job is Wolverine and make some money to 30 minutes yeah before a crusher and learn those times is it's I feel like fun when you're featuring oh it's a sweet spot it's the sweet spot come on you're unknown you have no expectations you go up you crush it off but you don't have the time yeah as a headliner you're having fun I love it you do also because well it took me a couple years to even feel like a headliner because there's again you know you learn a lot from from from from being on the road and watching not only just the way you're conducting yourself on stage but off stage you know because you know the first few years I was doing it I didn't have the headliner confidence to make decisions on the show like if they put a host on who'd only be doing it six months and have him do 15 minutes and he's garbage I just be like I want to ruffle feathers like all right like that kid just do his thing and then I got to a point where I was like he's fucking the show up and this is my show yeah go to come be like you guys got a different host whoa I'll cut this kid to five minutes and they do that and I didn't feel like a dick about it's all about your intentions I'm coming out the right way but yeah but it may it's challenging I mean going from 30 to then like an hour is like a big jump and I didn't realize it's so it was like you know I'm you know trying to it made me work harder and write more and and try to forget a beginning and I don't work hard or don't work hard sometimes I'll do a set and how much time to do it 28 minutes I remember San Jose I'm in San Jose we're opening open for Bobby San Jose was New Year's remember Nicole Parker was there to yeah and she for New Year's they brought down a big screen and they had Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin and Bobby and Nicole and I basically like lip syncs do or we they put it on mute and we just did their commentary yeah and then but you got off stage in one of the shows and and they were like the shows over like and the host goes back out and everyone's like heading down the checks and was like what happened I did 22 minutes you supposed to know yeah oh I think I went to rough you told me you were like do 45 or so yeah it was a rough show I go back to DC which I haven't been to since I went with the DC improv yeah for some headline though and I've been in the eight years ago I went with them and which was cool too because I didn't think I was one of the first week I went with you and I was like I don't know Bobby just gonna like you know is he's gonna sleep all day and like force me to take like Boner pills or is he gonna like are we gonna go see the sites and I'm right dragged you out because you don't want to let me ask you something when do I ever do that never wow yeah I really enjoy your company okay it was special yeah it was so special that I came out of my fucking hotel room yeah to go see things I've seen in the movies like the monuments yeah I love food yeah yeah yeah you introduced me to Marjanos so book the bad ball right there so people another thing that people don't know is that I was on a show called Matt TV for eight years nobody knows that but um and they did the revival they right the reboot of Matt TV and I was so excited because they hired two of my friends yeah you Adam Ray yeah in the ending guy yeah I'm okay yeah I'm okay yeah I'm ready I'm on but I'm the hard he went I'm our yeah yeah yeah yeah and um and you know you you was genuinely fucking excited because how weird is it that one of my openers is now on the new revival show of the show that I used to be on it's crazy it never happens never it's like it's magic I'm so sorry yeah I know me too what a bummer it was a what a real bummer I thought it would have got I thought that would have just been I mean again one of those things we go game changer a game changer right and when I did it though can I be honest with you yeah it was like super fucking fun to do it remember that sketch that I did with you and I Keranholz yeah and here where it was the expressing yeah and I was in the wall yeah I was trapped in there for 20 years right we went great makeup right yeah here's another weird thing about that is is that I X brother John yeah who when I was on that he would like John was in high school wow okay he was a kid and he used to come visit and I used to tease him and what not now I'm doing your Matt TV with Ike and John wrote the sketch oh yeah that's right how crazy is that whole circle you think about that stuff when you do it yeah oh yeah yeah yeah I think about yeah I think about cyclical and magic and coincidence and I think it all in yeah I think it's cool it was I mean yeah it was unbelievable for me because that then I also felt like and the fact that you guys you and Will and Nicole came back and Mo Collins to like help because you're like we are so unknown like this will obviously help people watch yeah I mean I did two right yeah oh I remember doing a blind-conful with you and being in the you know so I'm in the prosthetics right as a blind-conable people care and I'm literally like doing my thing and I'm looking down at Adam Ray because you're playing that you know the James Bond character and I just thinking how surreal it was yeah that well that fuck this guy used to open for me now we're doing like television yeah sketching tied down again but this time it's not before going to yeah and then and then you know it just went away it's cool to you you had fun cuz um it was fun and I mean I you know you you it's tough to not have negative feelings about it because there were so many things I felt like they just weren't being done to give us a fair shot like A to CW I mean this first table we had was like I mean again one of these moments we were like oh man like there's no way the show doesn't do at least five years and that's so much screen time and I've been doing sketching just so much stuff to prep me for this moment that I feel like I'm just so ready for I wasn't nervous I was just so pumped to be like man you're real I'm gonna be real you were so fucking good no you were you a mirror a mirror reminded me of me when I was on mad which is paranoid a little bit on your shore that's why I felt like I was I was able to talk to him here and go yeah dude that's I mean we're comic and this is what it is yeah we're I'm afraid I'm not from sketch so afraid of pitch you know I thought my idea sucked you know I mean it was difficult yeah but you seemed very like I was going to a tough and if they were like I don't know about that one about this you know I just was like and then they have a lefir as a I mean legends writing up you had old guy just Jim Wies and guy yeah all those guys back yeah got Scott Scott a little bit for a couple of weeks you know it's going alive audience taping was so aspect was so cool but it's a CW just clanted down and put too many this first table we had so many edgy things that were in there they were like fired up about and I'm like if they're gonna let us do this like this would be a real you should have gone to Netflix I know and then they yeah they were trying to go streaming out of the gate and CW made such a hard push is like and they had to think a thing with Warner Brothers already so it was like an easy thing but they didn't promote it people didn't even know that it was on I know I would get into it on emails with a woman who did social media and I'd be like hey you have to take a page out of SNO's book in this day and age if you don't have clips of everything the day after we're already shooting ourselves in the foot I was like you guys it took like I think five out of the eight episodes for the first season from the get a YouTube page up and I was like are you kidding me yeah so I'm sure that you're not promoting people are you're also not going out your way to give them away to find it's like and so that was way for us to know control you can control and don't let that take away from the creative parts I was like I gotta what all of our agenda did for splitting up together was they did Ellen they did a huge thing yeah to promote the fuck out of it you need that push now there's no way there's a million things they show much shit but you know what at the end of the day still though you got a glimpse of what it was and there was another one where we're doing that invention over pitching was that thing that live we didn't live me and I and you were a part of the panel of the shark tank shark tank that was so fun yeah you there yeah you were at the table that was so fucking fun we there you were everyone was there they were that was so fucking fun I get to improvise a lot too that was just yeah that was a matter that was another thing was really great because it was like having a built like a built-in super comfortable familiarity with you and those sketches it was like I felt even more comfortable to like try to just do anything yeah within reason obviously but like and you guys you and I were just so good it was cool to watch you like I mean you've been sketching so long but you guys just like that was so fucking fun and I felt bad but also good for you you know the last thing I want to talk to you about it's a very serious one and I hate to end I already done no okay no we're not even close to good use the last thing I want to talk yeah before the questions okay you're all jacked up on Red Bull is sorry we're done yeah you know maybe insert another no don't tell me what you're doing here no no no no oh he's okay I want to puppy so oh well well he needs to be with another dog though why he has he's an orphan puppy which is different than a puppy who's had siblings and others they need another dog we need a yellow sweater yeah very trained we're having dog no I won't so bad just please tell me if he does like one of these I'm a cat Mitch I'll be robust he's looking up he's a puppy he came up with nibbling on my leg I know what's his name Fred oh you're reading him no I love that name you like really nice eyes we know he's a much bigger is gonna get probably no more than 20 pounds yeah what is that right now like 8 pounds five twenty pound okay how about this why don't we do this okay we'll have a conversation I'm also adopted a kid three months ago by the way you did yeah that's don't do that I know I'm okay but what color was it black that's good yeah I'm a really light skin but I would offer I went and he also just bring him before I would do trial run he was bring to the track you know I'm gonna pass for a while run let's see what I can do get audition yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna post that yeah FYI anyone listening you know and you're going oh my god that was so racist wasn't no I'm just saying I'm done with that yeah I'm done defending jokes no I'm just gonna say what I think it's funny I'm done with that I'm done with like in my head going you know censoring yeah and sensors there's a lot of that going on in the world you know and there are a lot of things that I say that we should sensor which we do yeah we should do a lot yeah she does it but you really do is there any today on this program I don't think so no I think I've been pretty fair about what I do sensory you have you ensure that you keep a network job yeah that's true yeah but um but this this last thing was nothing no you're not okay good thank you also if the president can be like I moved on it like a bitch yeah and then you can say whatever you want but but you can't you can't you can't because of the right for some reason is able to all those trappings and things that normal people get in trouble for he's able to do it and no one seems to especially on the right side of things yeah seem to really fucking give a fuck and it really is the most frustrating thing in the world and I just want to I know we're not a political show yeah and I want to say this okay and I just need to get off my chest I'm so sorry okay but Sarah Sanders getting thrown out of the red hand right which is that restaurant yeah you heard about that oh yeah and the gay couple wanting to get the cake are two completely different things of course the gay guy wanting to get the cake from the Christian Baker Baker yeah the gay guy has no choice about being gay okay he was born that way given the cake what type of cake did he want for his wedding but like was like a dick shake cake no no no no no that is a very good question to Dixie I think it's a regular room in the room okay yeah yeah made out of calm I was like gay that's just delicious the texture the protein yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they're way different yeah they're way different because Sarah Sanders yes right being the voice piece for somebody like that is a choice yes she chose to do that yeah right so she deserves to get kicked out if you want to kill her with kindness that's not the route I would have taken I would have given her a great meal on the house and then as I give her the check I would have written a note just so you know just be that would have done it but she I don't think she would even read the note right she was she was she might have probably wouldn't read it I would have any effect on her I think her heart is so no on the check I mean just on the check yeah I mean I love your approach I mean how long I mean first of all the check say this is the check right you have that much space yeah so what can you go doing a shit job lady yeah I think that's worse I think that's worse I serve the meal and then just and then what I would do is serve the meal and go and give her a great meal put on the house and come up to her and go I just want to let you know what you're doing is just got off all and then she can't say anything bad about the food because she clearly you have already finished it but you're welcome you're welcome here anytime but what you're doing is awful yeah how do you sleep at night how do you sleep at night yeah yeah yeah but you know what how do you sleep at night she goes I don't leave the mattress pretty good serious and very good call that as well thank you but um you know because I've seen a lot of these comparisons you know it's a psych it's not even comparable but um the one thing I wanted to talk to you about is that you not even seen the Game of Thrones at all the what Game of Thrones yeah well let me ask you I'll be real serious you don't like do you watch Lord of the Rings I've seen 20 minutes of the third the first one I was really not a fan I loved it I was so baked when I started and I go the last thing I remember is um was the big guy's name the wizard he's like Igor yeah and he goes up and he goes I remember him just being really tall in a room and somebody small being like these don't and he was like you have the power you know yeah yeah or uh something I remember something that's the scene right yeah yeah I remember that being very high I remember at that point being like 20 minutes in 40 minutes in but I remember loving it and then just being so I was like I gotta go to battle finishes and then look three three and a half hours of a movie like that's a commitment and I'm always it's why I haven't seen a lot of great movies yeah because I just of that length because I just I would rather be doing or rather be writing I'd rather be you know I just it's like I don't want to see the movies I do I want I want to go see the world of the rings back to back I think that's how I'm gonna do it when they release them in the theater or just do that at home but with the only thing that style seems very interesting to me I know the acting is great and um and our dartanian he said was he one of the him and the dragon or become like best friends and they go on a journey to find the quest yeah and they find the pebbles on tiniens I can't hear you okay so anyway but you know you don't don't do that look I want to know what you know what you know it's the first episode again I go hey hey hey take two hey take two you fuck a piece of shit oh you bear oh no okay what I'm saying to you right now I'm just not on maybe it's not everyone's cup of tea you know what when you just framed it in that way that you just don't like entertainment then I said it I don't have no you don't have any dick I mean I saw Shanghai nights twice in the theater that's ridiculous that's the worst way to get that I back that time back I don't want it back I'm glad I gave it up to you right right what I'm saying to you is this and is that I believe that number one it's a cultural phenomenon right everyone in the room thin lips you agree is that you're low for me to get a little turned off at that's something that gets so popularized that and I look I am by no means somebody that's just like I'm gonna do things a little bit differently yeah I'm not trying to pull a frickin sing a weird national but we are not seen as you're right in 1970s yeah I was about 10 okay nine great and I was in school yeah elementary school whatever and the kids were talking about this new movie called Star Wars they had booklets everyone had it that's one with Harrison Ford right kidding I've seen all those I love Yoda I do I know I love you guys we're just guessing voice Yoda Frank Oz and I was a huge mother whoa that's good that's fun whoa that's good voice Yoda and Fosy Bear yeah where's his Oscar I know anyway but what I'm saying is is that um you know I was not instead of going you know what everyone's you know watching the Star Wars thing fuck it I'm not gonna get involved yeah right no I was like by which my parents I go everyone see it I see it yeah what is it I got Star Wars no no no no no no no why and my mom on the side okay I take you oh I remember my mom taking us to see Star Wars that's so cool and being just completely going away getting it going wow this is why everyone's talking about it I've never seen anything like yeah so um no it's a creek at the table yeah original voice for you but they're like maybe she can frankly yeah yeah but so I feel like well I think I like time that I let too much time go by no that's what people excuse us to it is but it's a real reason yeah because I feel like I missed the boat because now look if I go watch the entire I honestly and then come back to you and I go hey let's do let's hang out or like let's do a podcast where I were you interview me about this or whatever it is you're gonna give me shit man because I was that already happened oh no I only give a shit about season one oh really yeah still are very pertinent to the storyline of the last season because I don't want to just watch it and then just not have anybody to talk to you about it you know I had to say something so I guess you see my a group and my person is by really a person that when he says something he doesn't mean I think I am when I say something I mean yeah and I'm gonna say something to you and I completely mean it oh no yeah and this is the fact okay is if you don't I'm not gonna talk to you if I don't know I'm being real yeah I won't even if at the club if I see you at a club if you haven't seen two seasons of the show by no I won't talk until you do of the of Game of Thrones yes okay and I am everyone's talking to family fans right now I am gonna commit to this deal I love it all right I can go have you seen it and you know I would say yeah then that's gonna be the end of the conversation great and I walk away okay all right and what if I have seen it then you can go I saw the first two episodes let me ask you questions oh yeah oh great a lot okay cool tell like that because that's important yeah yeah yeah yeah so that's what you're gonna do great all right they're excited now can I be high the problem with that there's so much going on yeah yeah my sister watched the battle of the bastards extremely high and she says it was not a good experience for her really she says it became terrifying when it wasn't supposed to be yeah okay there's a lot of characters I feel like it might be overwhelming to track if I am not sober right like there's every episode is there a new dragon coming in there's a new I don't even like your phone right now I mean I heard the dragon is one of the coolest parts of the show yeah but that's later here's our number of fucking dragons dog in the beginning fucker what up here's what I remember it in the first episode that I watched almost all of a guy with long hair cut somebody's head off and then there's a girl and she she walked in and she they showed her from the back and her butt cheeks and she got into a bath and then the guy and then and then and I was like okay all right now what this is a good segue what happens after this did they show her take a whole bath because the guy will cut the head off come back in with the head and go boom and she's in the bath you know yeah yeah so I don't remember after that whatever your antics are like I said by the way I say mahalo yeah we're gonna go in next Wednesday oh man I I could have probably stayed there to live there for a little bit after this last trip how many times have you been there you go down to find yeah but I stayed after my girlfriend you go down to find yeah yeah you're fancy and dumb what do we have time we're over an hour you know what I went before that with my dad because he's a little marshal islands and quadrant anyway okay just mentioning something about me I'm sorry so at the end of our thing yeah all right we do this thing called unhelpful advice great helpful advice with Bobby Calana at her rate hey guys my name is Ollie and I've lived in Iran my whole life I'm 19 years old I still get my ass kicked by my father because nothing I can do about it because everyone supports what he does and is actually considered normal so if I actually do anything my whole family and friends will turn against me what kind of advice can you give me number one you have to break the cycle that's number one number two it's cultural take the beatings let me say this all the beatings I got my dad okay my dad loved to play golf do you know that no you know what his favorite golf courses Bobby's back yeah my body oh did you with his club yes I was going to go for it yeah I used to go photo x-ray yeah photo and then like hit me as hard as you go with the fucking and I took those meetings wow and you know what happened I got angry yeah resentful and that's where I learned the word rage not from him within my heart and but I use that rage to motivate me to get out of the situation take the beatings but at 19 he's 19 he's 19 yeah run away yeah but like very common to just stay in the house and have a little family members for a long time what is it again he's a mirror on man yeah well how big is this Iranian father I think it was typically pretty like 5 9 pretty hot it's pretty good but culturally there it's like they don't fight back you if you fought back you can ban from the family I don't know because I'm gonna go to Wi-Fi also what's he beating you up for like what I like are the are the other kids getting beat up or dizzy or are you doing heroin on the house that's and that's one thing that's worth a beating right but if it's like I didn't have five you when you left work yeah that's another thing yeah and is everybody else in your family getting beat up to because then you know you feel less alone it gets when your mom comes through with a bloody mouth you're like oh yeah did you get hit get the belt a few times but also my dad left nose nine so your face or me that up I'm sorry no it's okay no so uh I think my I think my the belt a few times I think I spanked on mom for sure what's your dad left yeah at hold will nine easy back in your life yeah I mean get remarried so he was messing around with my mom with whom he's not married to and then they had a couple kids and that's that where they live he lives in Salem now and she just moved down that's just us no organ oh and my mom is remarried up in Seattle still and my half brothers live in Washington and but do you buy you close to with your dad or not yeah I mean I think I took my sister was 11 and she was a lot more aware of what was happening like she never seen walking out on her birthday like being the day that he he stopped like officially so and I took this approach because I saw and then my sister ended up being kind of like go through some rough patches and I'm getting sent away to a girl school because she saw my mom's van was driving to Arizona with a boyfriend at the time she stole my clothes and and stuff and my eye as a result was just like I'm gonna just try to be as good as I can for my mom because not because I probably really wanted to it as default I was like oh I don't like I'm seeing what it's doing to my mom I need to also I need to do the flip side and try to not have my mom have two crazy kids so I'm gonna try to do good in school and do all the other day yeah and and so my sister has a lot more resentment towards my dad and I was just like I'd rather have relationship with him than not so in college high school was a little weird because he was gone you know in those islands I was talking about in Arizona midway yeah and then he and then when I was in college she had a real rough patch and so I just was like I'm gonna I'll pay up any talks and talk sports and talk to other comedy and this and he was having a rough time so I was like I'll be there for him and I just didn't know any any different you know and so now yeah I might just had help out like financially a lot too yeah yeah but so now but luckily you know voice over stuff is going okay but I mean I would you know fuck me I could have a cool podcast to be like this but I didn't give him so much fucking cash but you still pay just stopped and now working out to try to get some funds back but also you you help out with the intention of knowing like you're probably not gonna get anything well I mean you know I'll be able to sleep at night well actually it would be some interest but I wouldn't but knowing that that that I was single-handedly the only one that was in his world to help and didn't help I mean give me a break it's a 72 something yeah I mean I I hope my parents yeah you just all the things that my dad did I still help yeah because you have to it's like you don't have to what you kind of I think you do yeah I think you do I think that um what if my dad when he's what if I didn't help him and he just goes and he's not that you don't have to help me but just please watch came after but yeah you have to help making a mockery of that I'm gonna see it my watch two seasons anyway that's I could my whole family I mean there's air some bonkers shit I can tell you but also I've never been that open about a lot of that stuff I mean on stage because I still maybe one bonker maybe one bonker that's been up I guess maybe a bonker oh boy all right it's gotta be bonker though very bonger if it's like oh that's a bonker I'm gonna get well I've got a funny bonker that's like my brother-in-law is a rapper and he's white and he's not Eminem but he's a big I mean he's in the local Seattle scene he's not a bonker but he'll post on Instagram he'll post things on Instagram like look up a pussy to change my life smell of my house I'm gonna take thought for the day and like oh that's not my sister oh really no saying oh wow so father my nieces yeah wow bonkers like my uncle used to stick firecrackers in the ass and now he has no ass cheeks like that stuff I mean look there's some look my bonker dude bonker it out boy I'll give a bonkers family yeah all right my boy I mean there's a well there's some stuff about like my stepbrother right now has had some bonkers shit and I feel like you I gave what happened to you bonker what happened to me yeah I mean my bonkers up was being a you know really fecky and tease a lot that's how you were that and I want to say like suicidal but like pretty like you're gonna give me the definition of bonker that's bonkers isn't it no could you what kind of bonkers what do you want me to say that's what you want I wasn't wasn't molested is that what you're trying to know no no no no no no no less effect kid that's good no one's molesting a fat kid yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I was doing favor yeah hurt you that you get hurt hurt because you want molested I love my thought for a minute to answer that yeah I mean you think yeah because I was any kind of saying retrospect I was cute yeah are you molested no yeah you weren't fat yeah you're fat that's right fat kids don't get molested trademark diabetes right sign to the former molestation yeah all right what's it this Iranian kid yeah I think he's got to move you gotta move 19 you gotta take a move out of country move out of country come to America yeah with the beatings are you know moderate you have anything on to promote yeah that chee-ra show is gonna hit Netflix in the fall and American bandle I'm on the second season of that I'm going to go to high school all cool man it's gonna be pretty cool you already did it yeah cool and then who cast that okay what else my podcast about last night with Brad Williams that's a great podcast I get it you did it you right on the high episodes I told you that cell phone yeah but the other stars get bigger numbers right not necessarily exactly you bird Chrysler Melissa and Sandra in the last year biggest ones McCarthy yep for Christ yeah feels good what about like no Melissa John Hart also get though Clarissa explains it all yep I would love to on my podcast about last night getting on iTunes yeah what else you're a terry car yeah yes MS we watched all the world stuff the other day yeah if you see photos over lately no so sad don't get it listening right if you're listening right now do not get MS not it's not as easy as you get no multiple sclerosis a lot of people get anywhere anyway I'm giving Adam Ray a lot of applause my son is really good voice huh oh imagine just being born with a voice like that he must always be like a winner fancy like he has a trailer voice you know the voice they use like when Mary was 12 that's not that was pretty good really yeah thanks I really bearish support guys one world colloquial sweats all over the world oh god I can't stop sweating you guys it's getting worse and worse well if your sweats just don't let it be wasted catching something I suggest our latest tiger gooner get off of there 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left she left yesterday and it really brought us closer together yeah it felt like having a we were parenting a teenager granted she is very a very behaved teenager so maybe that made a positive experience I wonder I'm curious to see Jesus fucking cries go be okay it was an emotional experience she left yesterday at LAX international yeah perfect no here here's go be always gonna relax now yeah it was just nice having her and I think to myself like when I be a good parent to a teenager like what if she was a shitty teen I wonder if I'd be able to to deal with her probably not I think so I think you probably do better teen in any like of the life stages probably best at teen yeah that's your wheelhouse I don't think that ten year olds are my thing you need high school cuz it's like already about to go 18 I feel like you have a lot of wisdom in that transitional period yeah I might have given her like really wrong advice though yeah I think I walked in one time and you were just what was something about sex I forgot it was I basically told her that you know you live in a country where everything they shame you for everything especially your sexuality and especially if your girl and what I was telling her is like you can do I don't care what you do with your vagina as long as you don't walk away feeling ashamed feeling bad getting an STD or pregnant those are my four rules whatever else you want to enjoy and explore your sexuality by all means do just abide by those four rules yeah don't get sick don't get pregnant and enjoy yourself if you're putting yourself in situations where you're walking away feeling like shit it probably wasn't a situation to have gone into and she'll figure that out on her yeah journey but yeah we're really sad and on many occasions Bobby like sat her down who's like can I legally adopt her to say that when I walked in yeah he loves her so much he's such a great girl so shout out to Jules we missed you miss you and if you don't know Jules is that you'll see her follow our IG cuz she's modeling some of the tiger but she's so pretty so pretty um is there any oh yeah was it tears at LAX we did everyone hold their composure pretty well tears go be my fucking god cut this out now we're keeping it in this is real life because the puppy is growling and shit I don't want to like put it out there that's okay now when you say that cheese cluck you stop ah look you've given kisses now now okay oh my god stop it anyway are there any reverse shout out shout out you want to make your people's I know absolutely none absolutely not George shout out to our duty for finally actually winning them getting through to the round of 16 somebody said that in the last was it like five years of internationals messy has only scored five goals and in the last like 60 minutes of playing Harry Kane his corn five goals or some shit like that there's different teams surrounding each player so I know but Argentina is you guys there's we don't have the Maria yeah you have the players strikers in the world yeah there's just no defense there's no back mmm yeah that's true fuck Argentina go Mexico Portugal I like Ronaldo who cares yeah and I like it like his eyebrows I know you know it's so weird I'm sure that I am the minority for sure here but I don't find him attractive oh he looks grotesque now no I mean even in his I'm he's a handsome man of course you're like okay I get but there's nothing about him that makes my in Guino region you know fire up I just like greatness of course that's me and my ovaries are fine you're over here I'm Aaron's at Gilbert's over here but come on guys Mexico all the way oh yeah oh yeah you're a fucking arctic kid most of the way are to do it's care not gonna let you this year we'll see okay well let's go Mexico beat Sweden's are you wearing our Mexico kit let's uh me yeah she's Spanish yeah basically yeah she's basically I was an honorary Mexican by from the time I was like 15 years old you know the quincey eras I've been to 67 that's almost gave us what's the most ridiculous number anyone could ever say seriously the third guy the third guy I ever made out with in the United States was like my friends older uncle at a quincey era I was underage he was probably like 35 I swear to god but I mean you know it's okay we trust you 67 quincey eras you are right that's good ah hey everyone again very story past you have I know so you guys don't even know the name of the first guy ever made out was in America Chico Chico no Henry no why would I make out with a guy named Henry my settles no that's probably closer though no it was a it was a guy named Jerome I'll talk about it German short for no Jerome germ he was the only guy willing to make out with like fucking I was like a meat grinder had braces and a bull but well okay it was nice enough it was a charitable make-out says story pass with klilik you all right guys make you falls on Tiger belly on Instagram at Tiger belly on Twitter at the Tiger belly most any questions at the Tiger belly at gmail.com George where can we follow you did you a George working on Instagram and I collado where can we follow and I'll hey Bryce he's not here but are we still doing that we still trying to get more Oh we are if you follow George Kimbell a month and a half and you're trying to get a follow if you already follow George Kimbell definitely on follow instead instead you should follow Bryce Hallock you want to see pictures of the tiniest fish I like fish and don't you make fun of his bait fish like that it's called species fishing or micro oh you know what he has a point to all this I think that the world focuses too much on eating the four four seafood and we're depleting the ocean in a really bad way and he focuses on catching the tiniest fish possible it was more sustainable. Good job Bryce. So I'll follow George Kimbell and follow Bryce Hallock.
Well the battle continues so stay tuned with Tiger belly. Jay then lips where can we follow you? E-L-X. Thank you for saying it.
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