Episode 150: Three out of Six Whales in a 10-Year Prison Sentence

Happy 150 Episodes to us! And who better to celebrate with than not-a-bastard, not-an-orphan, and definitely not-the-son-of-a-whore, Alexander Hellenberg! He's writing a mobster pirate musical! I mean, he's basically LMM himself. Other discussion topics may include: - Giant orange heads and other rashes of prickly misfortune - The continued pitch for future hot spot "Hellaburgers" - A very sad (and filthy) story about a manatee - Tampon defenestrations - A celebration of the southern US and its women, from beach to peach Follow Rum Runners here! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091729314382