Episode 153 Corona Chronicles: Woop Woop That’s The Sound Of The Rona Police

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the day’s of the ‘Rona pandemic and this damn shelter in place. Are you all starting to feel the Groundhog Day-ness of it all?!?! Yeah, we are too. But, good news! The ladies of ABV are here to help you forget your cares (not really we have hella anxiety) make you laugh (we hope-but we often argue which we recognize is stressful and not always funny) and get you drunk (this is one thing we can guarantee). So buckle up buttercups, and let’s get moving. Welcome in to episode 53, where some summer hearts are broken and the Rona Police might be out there to get yo ass.  This week in review brings our listeners rays of hope (Distance tanning and hangs wit yo momma) and some bullshit (Are you sick of hearing about how shitty it is to be pregnant? Well Fran isn’t done complaining).  Selected news is shared (the CA State Fair is officially cancelled, C-list celebrity divorces and some states/cities calling it quits for this academic year) and advice is given- is advice this week just a humble brag or is this caller waiting for the other shoe to drop? “Corona Confessions” for week seven brings some heat- Fran has rediscovered her love for a visor especially when tanning. Claire isn’t having it. You be the judge. The ladies are liking food (duh) trucks serving churros and zoom call games. Lastly, this weeks hater is brought to you by the holier than thou Rona Police. Don’t let em getcha. Cherry Lime G&T2 oz gin of choice Fever Tree Tonic1 oz Lime juice Luxardo Maraschino Cherry SyrupPour over ice! Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter