EPISODE 156 - Rubber Robbers

It's Monday, Monday, gettin' down on Monday! Gotta make a bowl of cereal, then I gotta decide whether or not to sit in the front seat, or the back seat of my friends car. These are tough choices to be made. I wish I was in the 8th grade again to make it easier. Rebecca Black, a singer — question mark — is also having a hard time deciding what to do. Luckily she has her daily planner to chart her activities. In fact, she sings about it almost in a Twitter update style. You can see her music video for this now, infamous song in the Show Links. Granted, the song blows. It's annoying and is poorly written. And although Rebecca CAN carry a tune (ABC's GOOD MORNING AMERICA has it on tape) in this particular song, she sounds like the Enterprise computer from the original series. This is no reason however for those on YouTube to go off on her and basically tell her to die. We've had our fair share of mean comments both for this show and for our KRAP 69 News videos we made some years ago. So we know how it feels. Luckily, like us, Rebecca realizes the little cock-suckers posting such comments are just jealous. They have miserable little lives. Sad that their balls haven't dropped yet and that their parents won't let them watch FAMILY GUY like the rest of the kids at their school. Starved for attention, they post asshole remarks in total anonymity to fill some twisted satisfaction that only they care about. To which viral-folk like Rebecca Black can call out a collective 'fuck you' to.You know who else deserves a unanimous F-bomb? That would be AT&T. The announcement was made Sunday that they plan to buy T-Mobile USA. This would do a number of things. First and foremost, it would piss off T-Mobile customers. And secondly, it would put AT&T ahead of Verizon in total number of customers. Still, more subscribers doesn't mean better service. Dennis, a T-Mobile user takes this news rather hard. He's devastated for a good 10-minutes. He's able to pull through though at the mere thought of jumping ship and going to Sprint, which allows us to carry the show onward with all the hosts undistracted.Sad news on the Microsoft front this week as the company decided to discontinue making Zune hardware. Dennis makes an excellent point that now is the time to get a Zune HD on clearance! The iPod/iTunes competitor isn't completely going away though. The Zune player will still appear on other Microsoft mobile devices and the music software for your PC will still be around. Zune is also heavily entrenched in the Xbox 360. The war between the iPod and the Zune might be described as being similar to that of the Mac vs the PC. I think the simple fact that the Zune is a Microsoft product is was scared everyone away. They probably assumed it was Windows-based and would crash or get viruses. This is not the case though. Feature-wise, the Zune is superior. The Zune's computer software is also better than iTunes, in my opinion. But being first has its advantages. Apple was long established in the MP3 player market before the Zune was even off the drawing board. So all that's left to say at this point to my good friend, the Microsoft Zune is, "So long and thanks for all the fish." Thankfully, my Gen-1 Zune is still going strong so suck it Apple!While competition in the cell phone and music player markets dwindle, it's heating up when it comes to America's top soda-pop. Coca-Cola continues to reign supreme at the number-uno spot for most guzzled. However, the second place drink, Pepsi, seems to be slipping. It's now third! Tune in for the new number-2 and all of the top-10 pops.Movie news on this edition of the show includes a reunion of the gang from the AMERICAN PIE movies. Universal is in the mood for more frat guy toilet humor, pie fornication and Eugene Levy's eyebrows. Also, it seems one of the advantages to working on a Christopher Nolan movie is that it just might secure you a role in another of his projects. Just ask Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He's secured a part in the next Batman flick. No... he's not playing the Riddler. Charlie had hoped he'd be the Clock King, but that character may be a bit too obscure for a gritty-Gotham take. You'll hear all about Gordon-Levitt's part on today's show.A segment of "It's The Law" follows movie news and then it's time to close things out with the case of a condom caper in Malaysia. Now... this is Who Asked You?, so I think you already know where this conversation is headed. "Breaking News" turns into "Who Fact You?" as Dennis spouts off some intriguing statistics involving the average penis length of Japan compared to the US. Can't wait to see how this one skews our site's traffic statistics.