Episode 157: BDE for Jesus, Yell Like an 80s Dad, and Meth Monkey

This week on the SOSS, Amy and Maya kick it off with a convo about being twin brothers. Also, it’s March in MN and it’s still the depths of weather. The potholes are so bad you can see the old-ass cobblestones from the 1800s. It’s a real record-setting year for all the wrong reasons. Amy claims Big Bird was scheduled to ride into space on the Challenger. Amy and her husband have a list of things they both aren’t allowed to do, including going to space. Maya still doesn’t want to wear a diaper in space. The Omnitheater is good enough for these earthbound gals. Maya would consider living in a submarine if it involves doing science or spy stuff. Tennis Report: It’s good to be back even if coach Michelle is yelling at you like an 80s dad. Side note: if you’re not wearing court shoes on the court, they will kill you. Speaking of mad 80s dads, the ladies breakdown why these dudes were sooooo crabby. Maya and Tyler are off to Florida to dip their toes in the sand and become insane. Maya recounts a family vacation where Amy made a pillow person and snuck out of a Wisconsin Dells hotel. Animal Report: They drug test rescue animals now. Think monkey on meth. Also, Amy met a geriatric chihuahua. Amy and Maya fondly remember their very cute, charming, guitar-playing driving school teacher, Jeff, who was a little too friendly with teenagers. Does anyone know where Jeff from ESSE driving school is now? Maya gets pulled over by the famous lady cop of Crystal for Producer Tyler’s expired tabs. Concert Report: Al Church Album release party. Approved/Denied: The Meg White drumming controversy.