Episode 159: April Fools’ Day is Stupid, Thrifting is Over & Deporting Pablo’s Horny Hippos

The free dog hotel is open again this week! Maya reviews all the amenities included in the free dog hotel experience. Lot’s of dog talk up front on this ep. Amy regrets not going to the First Avenue Dancetaria 53rd Anniversary. Amy doesn’t even know what summer even means anymore. April fools jokes on the internet are trash. Amy reveals that it feels like she’s spending too much time online. She’s on the hunt for a job and it turns out Zoom job interviews are still a thing right now. Why do interview questions always start with, “Tell me about a time…” The ladies ask the question, did you own a powder jacket in the 80s? Amy practices cart abandonment at a thrift store after realizing something important. Maya has a theory about why thrift stores aren’t fun anymore. Amy and Maya break down the staging method for packing. Maya shares her best credit card points redemption to date. Animal Report: Colombia is evicting Pablo Escobar’s horny cocaine hippos. Maya reviews the Oscar-winning Indian movie RRR. Finally, the ladies have a long overdue Oscar reap!