🎙️ Episode 16 -- Johnny Depth Presents: The Art of the Foodie Call

They say dating’s changed. But Johnny Depth says you’ve just been paying too much for pad Thai and pretending not to notice the red flags.In this episode, Johnny breaks down the ancient scam of the modern era—the Foodie Call. You know the one: she’s not hungry for you, just the truffle fries. 🍟What You'll Learn (and Regret Knowing):* The 7 classic signs you’re being “taken out, not taken seriously”* Why she always “forgot her wallet”—but never forgets dessert* How Johnny once dodged a $300 omakase ambush with nothing but charm and a fake bathroom break* The psychological link between foodie calls and backup boyfriend theory (aka monkey branching with wasabi)“If her earrings cost more than your entrée—and she’s not laughing at your jokes? You’re dessert.” – Johnny D📚 Want the Full Playbook?This episode pairs perfectly with Johnny’s tell-all memoir of love, lies, and late-night sushi dates:👉 1000 First Dates: Portrait of a Palm Beach PlayerIt's raw, ridiculous, and way too real. Buy it before she sees the receipt and ghosts you.🎧 Listen before it’s shadow-snackedThis episode may mysteriously vanish—for reasons related to truth, taste, or terms of service. So hit play now… before someone reports Johnny for telling you what you already know.🧠 Follow, rate, and share it with a friend who keeps picking up the check. Get full access to Palm Beach Player at johnnydepthpbp.substack.com/subscribe