Okay, I just wanted to talk a little bit before we actually jump into this episode. You know, I was actually talking to a friend of mine and they... Well, okay, no, not talking to my friend. I don't have any friends.
What am I talking about? No, but my co-workers saw, because I posted on Instagram, sorry, that we didn't have an episode for this past week. He's looking at it and I sit directly to his left and he looks at my left and he goes, you only record this week? Like, no, he's like, what?
I'm like, yeah, he's like, why not? I was like, we didn't have time. He's like, damn, y'all slack and I'm like, I know, y'all gonna miss this. He's like, yeah, I'm not gonna listen to you.
That rest of the parts totally made up. No, he actually cared. He's like, well, you guys didn't record? Oh, yeah.
That's cool. Shout out to your friend. He's gonna get out. Or get out.
He's gonna get a shout-out later. Okay. Yeah. Anyways, welcome back to Talking Nonsense.
I'm your host Kyle. And I'm Christopher. I so delayed on that story. Yeah, so delayed.
I was pulling up, because she had some funny things to say about names too. So I was just pulling that up real quick. Who is this girl coming out of nowhere? Straight coming out of left field, bro.
Like, what the fuck? Yeah, no, she might go work there. Whatever, we'll get to that, I guess. Are we starting on the intro over?
No, I actually like that. Oh, yeah. But... Okay.
It's been a while. Yeah. One week. Not that long.
One week. Like, damn, we didn't post last week. What's up with that, man? My mom came back.
Appreciate you, by the way. I was thinking you needed to report. Like, you can catch up with my mom on the right back. So I really appreciate that.
Yeah. You're welcome. Thanks for not paying for dinner. Like you said, you would.
I mean, I'm just gonna tear it down if you wanted. I'll just get really? Yeah. I'll show you.
You hear that, guys? We got it live. Well, not live. We got it recorded.
So, find out next week. If you bought me dinner or not. No, but yeah. So, yeah, no problem.
I mean, yeah, sure mom, you know. Of course, well, one, you wouldn't even know how to drive to the airport because you haven't really been there on your own. Yeah. Sam's just going to airport's confusing as well, for newcomers at least.
Yeah. So, I didn't want you to get anxiety. Like, where'd I go? Where'd I go?
Maybe from the end? Oh my god. And then me get annoyed. Yeah.
And then me get annoyed by your anxiety. So, that's why I drove. And then our cousin, Jess, drove back because I was tired. So, yeah.
Yeah. You're welcome. No problems, bro. I appreciate it.
No problem. Chris. I'm on my heart. Yeah.
Yeah. Anyway, that's not our topic today. Yeah, I know. What's our topic today?
We are gonna talk about names. Speaking about names, I got a name to drop. Just getting that will come later. Oh, you feel like you're not going to do it now?
No, I want to make her sweat a little bit. Well, if she knows what you're talking about. Yeah, she knows. And I told her I was going to drop her name on the podcast.
Yeah. I'm gonna make her listen to the whole episode before I do it. Her name never gets dropped. Yeah.
Actually, you kind of dropped her name at the beginning. Do you want me to believe that? Yeah, believe that. Okay.
Obviously, as they're listening, they'll know that we've believed it. But anyways, yeah, I was telling my friend too that our topic this week was names. Your coworker or like your actual friend? My actual friend.
Thank you very much. Sorry. My coworker is my friend. Okay.
Thank you. That's not what you said before we recorded. No, but I was telling her, yeah, our topic this week is names. She's like, Oh, why'd you guys pick that?
I told her that? Well, okay. We'll tell our listeners now. Names was actually our very first topic for talking nonsense.
It's actually one of our very first episodes we ever recorded. We just never posted it because it was a pilot episode, you could say. Yeah. Yeah.
I was telling her that too. It was so bad because one, we recorded it straight off my phone using the voice recorder. So it sounded bad. Two, we didn't know exactly how to go about the podcast and I told Chris here that I wanted to do it where we would play games as we talked because I thought it was just too uncomfortable if we just sat here staring at each other talking.
So we got to do something. So like, let's play games while we talk. And Chris was like, yeah, totally, totally down. So we played a card game as we talked during our podcast and you just hear us shuffling the cards, passing the cards out.
We would stop mid conversation. like the quiet because we're trying to concentrate on the game, it was a terrible, very terrible bad episode, so we never posted that. But now we're giving it to you guys professionally. Yeah, we are doing it better now.
I wouldn't say better. We literally spent the first 20 minutes before recording this episode trying to figure out how to record with two nights. Yeah, but to be fair though, we didn't move up from recording off iPhones. Yeah, so now recording straight to your iPhone, you get that's a bad joke.
Anyways, we're totally still not on topics names. So yes, the reason why we didn't name the first episode, zero episode, I guess, Pilot understands because Chris, as you know, on this podcast goes by Chris. The one and only? Yeah, but fun fact, that's not his name.
Nope. Not his name at all. His name's actually Cypher. That's a dumb name.
Kind of is, yeah. If your name's Cypher, I'm sorry, but that's a dumb name. It's like one of the names you would see on Overwatch, and it's like a try hard Asian kid. Oh, yeah.
It's like, yeah, yeah. But no, my actual name's not Chris. It's part of my real name. It's not my name.
And my name's not actually Kyle. I know, right? Dun dun dun. Dun dun dun.
But no, what's your actual name, Chris? Tell our listeners. My actual full first legal, my legal first name. You don't gotta give your last name, just yeah.
My first legal name, my full legal name, my first name. You literally said the same thing in that sentence like six times. Yeah. Is Adele Christopher?
Yes. Space. There's a space. It's not one word.
No, there's a space. Well, I actually don't know. I'm pretty sure it's space. I think it's space.
Because I'm like a social security guard? Yeah. I can't tell if the L. because there's so many characters.
Oh, yeah. You should have a middle name, right? Yeah. Christopher's not your middle name.
No, that's part of my whole home. Adele Christopher is your first name. Wouldn't you love to know? My sister.
You keep it on you? No, I used to. Oh, yeah. Don't do that.
Yeah. Don't do that. So I think it's because there's so many characters in my first name. I don't know if there's no space there or if there is a space there and they put my other half of my first name in my middle name slot.
So it's like one long ass name. It's like fuck me. Your middle name is just your mom's last name. Your name is your middle name.
Yeah. Right? So you said I want to go to the middle name. That's weird.
And it's just more quiet. So I don't know if you've actually heard about it. I mean, it's a great thing. I mean I'm like, I love it, I was like, I should be a part of it.
So I'm like a part of it, but I'm just like, I'm not sure. So you're sort of like a phone call. I'm like, I'm just like, I'm like, I'm not a part of it. I mean you're like, I'm just like a part of your middle name.
Like my name is an Oakersford, but you can always call me Christopher for sure for Chris I like he's a call me Christopher for short Christopher's long already. I mean Chris never mind. Yeah, sorry So yeah, okay. Yeah, so my name is not just Kyle Alright, my name is actually Jim Kyle and mine has no space.
So it's one word One word yeah, Jim Kyle and most of the time a lot of people when they find that out They're just like wait what your name is not Kyle. Yeah, I'm just like no like your name is Jim Kyle Yes, you make the face with it do you like yeah, they're just like what I know No, but I like my name, but little sorry actually recently happened I was getting coffee at this coffee shop at my work and I ordered it off the little tablet thing and I And they asked you to put your name in and they It automatically puts my name in because when I slide my card it knows like, you know But it doesn't put my full name it just puts Jim K So then when the barista lady like called for you know when I coffee was done. She's like Jim K I walk up her like yeah, I just like what your name is Jim K. I'm like no, it's Jim Kyle She's like oh wow your name is Jim Kyle.
I was like yeah, she's like is that one word? I'm like yeah, she's like well. I've never seen that before I'm like, oh, thank you She's like yeah, that's really cool and then my coworker turn like he's hearing this conversation He's like right there and walk away a little bit my coworker goes Oh, you gotta get it. She likes your name, bro I'm like now it's whatever do and then like as we're talking about that like five minutes later She's making another coffee and she looks out.
She'll see me. She'll can I just call you JK people call you that I'm just like what the fuck bitch I was like yeah, actually a lot of people do that shit. Oh really? I'm so sorry.
I'm like not school But you can call me that it's like yeah, it's so funny like JK just kidding. I'm like so original That's terrible man, but what's like what's even more bad is the fact that when I was in school a lot of the teachers got so confused When they saw my name because for whatever reason For whatever reason when they see the name Jim they're like oh Jim when they see the name Kyle They're like oh Kyle when they see Jim Kyle, they're like what's right? Ignacio It's like yes, you could just call me Kyle if you want to like oh, okay They always ask me like how do you pronounce your first name? I'm like it's Jim Kyle.
They're like oh You have two first names on it, okay? I'm not It's bad man. I hate it. It's a friendly guy episode.
Just a cool whip thing. I know right cool. What cool It's a cool cool. I'll say whip whip.
I'll say cool whip cool Yeah, it's exactly like that. Yeah, I don't know why whatever reason when they see the two names together They just get dumbfounded and they're just like don't know that name moving on clearly it's like it's so foreign to them I know but it's two white games, which is what's like fucking stupid really wait teachers most of the time. Yeah No one's ever fucked up your name. No, I did so someone did fuck up my name I told this on the pilot episode and you found this hilarious because I guess yeah No, no one's ever like you've never thought of it this way so in middle school my IP class And one of the other kids in that class his name was able like cane and able and his name was right before finding Alphabetically, yeah, I was like I was already or something.
Well, okay. Yeah, yes So I was gonna say cuz yeah able a a b and d a d a day. Is it my own very Yeah, it's because of our okay. No, no So it's not so I'm sorry, but his name came up before minded.
Yeah, and so teacher calls him able He's like here and he goes a dle Your name a dose spelled a d eo. Yeah, not the same years way. Yeah, so he called you a dle I got add a little one time to add all yeah, oh man Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't know why it's an a hello, it's not an e or what would it be del be like with ID? EL or to be I don't know because that's idle No stupid idols ID.
Oh god, but you're spelling bro ID. Oh, bro like your idol No, but like American Idol ID. Oh, right? Yeah, that's what I said I'm talking about idol like you're not doing anything like your idol.
I know but okay. Well, I didn't know you were talking about that Oh, sorry Shut up Jim Who's Jim? I'm Jim Kyle. Yeah, and then recently at work so whenever I take a call on my extension I like I from another office I say hi.
I have to say I'm a del Christopher. Why I Compliance issues and everything like that but so I said I would just say hi I'm Christopher that way if you ever get in trouble And they say yeah, you're a police Christopher. We don't have a Christopher. We have a del Christopher We don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, so anyway, I got in this call though And then like I helped her and she documented the account has talked to Dell like the computer I'm like fucking shit. She didn't put an A. No, I called you. Yeah, see I was telling my friend about this last night too How your name's a del and well, why don't you just go ahead tell us right?
Why do you want to be called Christopher and not a del because for the longest time? You know as we grew up only as a del Yeah, that's how I called you as and I think you only started one or you only started to want to be called Christopher after you Like move back to the Philippines. Yeah, so you were called like Christopher and the Philippines for the most part, right? Yes for the most part.
Yeah, like why so no school can be rough, you know Middle school like this. Yeah, so this is kind of the first bit of it. Okay, so kids being mean of and being creative There's like, you know how you get shitty nicknames and no school sometimes. So I got a del taco, which is like a yeah That's what I would always call you to yeah, yeah, not the but it's not super bad.
Not terrible. It's whatever Adele computer kind of got annoying. That was the other thing No, but the one that made me realize like kind of was like damn I gotta do something about it was a they start calling me a delto Yeah, well, you know not great being a As for you know years ending college my ex-girlfriend because when I got to college I went by Christopher Mm-hmm eventually but you know when I started dating my ex-girlfriend I told her my actual first name and then she started calling me by a del and then so that's kind of why I don't go by that anymore as well oh I thought it was because of the singer a del Oh, there's that to you I completely forgot about that one. That's what I was trying to make you talk about Oh, yeah, well and that's you because it got oh, yeah, that's why I started going my Christopher in the Philippines because they think they're all Comedians like oh you must be like setting far to the rain and be ready outside No, I'm saying fire to your house right now.
I mean where you live Someone's mad. That's what grinds your gears. Yeah, I mean like your brother. I mean, I'm sure someone's when the song on Droquem out from Lady Gaga.
I'm pretty sure he had his fair share. No one knows him as only hundred He was my age anyways, that's my mom's saying well I was just assuming that if anyone ever knew that I'm sure someone somewhere along the lines would have been like oh Andro and he's really really knowing oh, yeah, well, yeah the whole like song titles and all that big kind of guy knowing Did you get I mean aside from JK? Did you hear anything anything original? I mean like just like yeah I'm calling like it's not sure.
No, no, no one picked on me in school. He's going out with that talking, right? Yeah Go back a couple weeks listen to our episode was that I school yes, that was I saw yeah, I saw episode Yeah, well, I mean no, no one picked on me because I picked on people Yeah, I was better with believe not gonna lie, but I mean what can you do with Jim Kyle besides hahah JK just kidding You know, I mean like that's it you can't really make fun of Jim Kyle. I've had a couple people Huh you really can't I've had a couple people like call me Jimmy or Jim really yeah, Jimmy.
Yeah, Jimmy I don't know whatever but I just I don't know I Yeah, no one really made fun of my name Yeah, and when I did like when I was in school or whoever I met I would always just tell him on Kyle You know, you know, I would never tell him. Oh my name is Jim Kyle, but you come Kyle. I just automatically say oh I'm Kyle Yeah, like what's even like weirder is that my parents never even called me Jim Kyle and they're the ones that named me that But they never called me Jim Kyle growing up. I've never ever heard anyone ever call you like Jim Kyle That's what I'm saying everyone called me Kyle no one ever called me Jim So the reason why I was named Jim Kyle though was because well for one my dad wanted to name Jim because of his dad And then I don't know who but someone I don't even know if I'm as if it was my mom But someone wanted the name Kyle and one of our brilliant cousins was just like hey, we're Filipino Fucking weird.
Why don't you just put the two together? You know, so there's like a common yeah, it's a very common Pinotry to put two names together. I don't Christopher. Yeah, you know, it's a two names together.
What yeah? Yeah, oh, you know that no, it's my dad's name's Alfredo. My mom's name is Gedalia. Oh I meant like actually using two actual names as you know, I mean like two first names Yeah, two first names as their name as their first name.
Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, that's why you're a dog Yeah, oh, that makes sense. Yeah, that's cool.
You know our cousin named all her kids Funny but so her husband name starts with an a and then her name starts with a D So all their kids alternate so it goes a D a so their first kid Yeah, the third kid starts with a yeah, they planned that yes. Oh, well, it was mainly her. Oh, yeah I mean, I don't know if he thought of it too, but I'm pretty sure it was her idea Yeah, it's something she would do yeah, but yeah, so there's that too I don't think I would go as far as doing that though. No, I'm like naming my kids like a certain order like that That's that's too much.
I'm just gonna name my kid what I want to name him to That's too soon man too soon Okay, dog he's annoying to me to be very No, I was like fucker. They don't know what knows what talking about but they don't need to know what's what her Name's like you'd want for your child I'm sure comes up like what people are in you know, we're kind of getting into that yeah Well, no, I thought about before my ex like when we thought we were so stupid We have we names our kids supposedly but we picked the boy Liam That's a good name. Yeah, and then for the girl Mina or whatever. Did you still use those names Liam?
Probably not Mina. No, no Mina's okay. I like me on though as a name. Yeah, first name.
Yeah straw. Yeah, it's very regal too Yeah, he's like that was one of the things he's like when my sister named her kids at least for the first child They wanted like a real strong like sounding name for the first kid and because you know her first kid's name is Malcolm Mmm such a good name. Yeah, and what's funny is when they first told my parents what the name was gonna be my dad's like Malcolm He's not black Yeah, at least he told me that I don't know if he told ever told them that but Maybe no, but I mean not that my dad's racist. He's just like we're Filipino like yeah I'm not really a Filipino.
Yeah, I don't think there's too many Malcolm's out there there Filipino and I think that's the other reason why my sister wanted to name their kid that too Because you know they don't want to do a typical Filipino name, you know So they wanted something different they wanted something strong and they knew Malcolm was strong And then their second kid that was actually a combination of their names too because both like her husband name starts with an art And then her name starts with an E and then both their names and with a Y. That's why it's Ray Okay, yeah, that's right Ray and then But I call him little peanut. He looks like a little peanut to me. I Missed that guy.
That's my god son by the way. Shout out to you peanut little ray ray Call him a bunch of things cutie chubby chub chubs Whatever Anyways, whatever comes about you know whatever comes to mind. Do you have any like speaking of that? Did you have any nicknames at all like today?
You want to ever give you a name? Not like a funny one, but like just like in general. Yeah Family call me below like oh, yeah, does that mean anything? I'm pretty sure does I I never knew what to make I was going to get a face value.
Okay. Oh I think one of our nieces a lot of the ants called her a word for fat You know what I'm out. Yeah, what do they call her? They call her something basically they call her fat to go Yeah, they call her fat in our language and she found out what what that meant She found out she's like she got so mad.
She's so upset. She never called me that again. It's so bad for though It's such a good nickname though. I can't think of the word.
I don't know why but it's like a cute nickname Yeah, the only one I called it as cuz she's not a little chunky. Yeah, she's not fat She's just chubby and like you know as a kid when you're that small of course chubbiness looks cute on you Yeah, that's why they're like it's like a term of endearment, but yeah, she doesn't really see it as that not anymore She's like you guys are fucking mean But nothing you didn't have well besides belong Um, what does that mean? I mean something they're probably calling you stupid or something. That's not stupid.
I mean that word doesn't mean stupid. No That's only what I can really think of like I didn't have too many nicknames I think it's just like a Dell was such a unique name. Yeah, of itself. It was just like yeah Yeah, I actually never had any nicknames either besides you know chubs or eyes loser I had some people call me AC for like oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I remember that you told me I was like fuck why did I ever call you AC? Yeah, I didn't really like I did you like that one is it's like if I were to describe that name It'd be like the guy who wears like a flamet shirt a flamet button up these your dad's like a tribal tactic You don't want to be like AC Slater. No, it's a bad though. No, it's a great show.
It's funny. Yeah, but no It's oh, it just makes me cringe for whatever reason like I did test it Were there any other names that your parents might have named you Jason was it Jason? Yeah, my mom considered She's like considering naming me Jason damn imagine that your name Jason We would have been the three J's me you and you and you right Jim Kyle josh. I told my mom this actually What she said oh, yeah Wait, okay, my name legally changed Jason don't do that.
I can't see you as a Jason. No, I don't think I can't I don't know. I'll put your picture up on Instagram and do a poll. What's his name Jason dollar or Christopher?
Everyone comments horrible. I have shit like ugly motherfucker Do you know how people say like oh you don't really look like Kyle you don't really look at like Jason yeah, yeah Yeah, have you ever met someone who had a name that just they've never looked like that name though? Or vice versa. I don't know.
I mean I guess like when I first meet a person I mean tell me their name. I don't really think about it too much and I don't think about like what that's your name You don't look like that. You know, and then I think over time. It just eventually girls on you're just like oh, yeah, you're definitely Yeah, you know Thing I don't think I really have actually okay.
No My friend's a candor well for me at least it's the voice You know like how we said or how I said in our gaming episode when I first met the candor it was through online So I only heard his voice and he doesn't sound like what he looks like or what his name is Yeah, like he sounds like a like a white dude. Yeah, it's not white Yeah, and like his name's a candor. So what I first finally saw him I was like whoa what's up? Like that's you I guess that's this different cuz I knew him as a candor never mind Oh no, I'm tired.
I'm tired for me. It's been a really has it yeah, dude. I can welcome how early today I had to drive down to low-dye to meet up with my friend cuz I'm working kind of not part-time for him, but I'm working at his company working on a video shit for him editing and whatnot Speaking of which I actually told him I'd give him a shout out if you guys are looking for I'm sorry, I'm gonna be no if you listen to this, but if you're listening Brandon I'm sorry no, I was just trying to think of our listeners like who would really whatever listeners are like our agent I said they're not like but if any you guys know of anyone who's looking to expand their business through means of video or you know like What ours No, but basically his company the motion bureau can look them up online the motion bureau dot net yeah, they They provide videos for your company in forms of like advertisement commercial in all that stuff They're really great at what they do. They have great equipment great crew They know exactly what they're doing because you know they've been doing this for a while now So look them up give them a shout out or you know if you guys need anything like that Go to the website the motion bureau net.
I'm checking out me in the description. No, no Yeah, well, they also do well. He does I can't give out two free shout outs bro So to the next time He's my friend. He's a good guy.
Yeah, I was over there for like four hours Yeah, oh Thing segue to what I want to talk about next Just well yeah, I mean cuz our podcast talking nonsense wasn't talking nonsense for the longest time We ran through so many sorry reading my text More of a collective idea Well cuz I was just throwing you different ideas and then we finally assembled across this one But I think I started out with I knew I wanted to incorporate the word talking or at least synonyms of the word talking into our podcast No, I literally thought I think I thought I think one of our names I came up with was like freedom like I didn't want to do freedom with speech I wanted to do a playoff of that, you know, okay, I forgot what they were they were stupid Yeah, why they're not called this but which is why I podcast isn't called those names. I think one of them was literally like For Can't be over right now. Did you have any because I know you threw me some From what I remember and usually how we like come up with any creative idea Like we usually just bounce like ideas off each other. Yeah, so I mean I can't really recall you no one of yours was basically funny Oh, yeah, because you want to be like because you were B F's, you know, I'm just like no He's like, you know, cuz we're basically funny.
I'm like, we're not that funny Basically funny. We're really Oak really funny and I think the other one was oh Actually, I first first name was supposed to be the hump Because we were gonna post every Wednesday hump day and then we wanted our little interest song was gonna be the black I peas my hubs And it's me the home I'm worried I still had that clip I recorded a testing for that name, but I don't know if I still have it I might I might not Do we do we also consider be quite because I know that you came up with you came up with that Jess Oh, yeah, well cuz B-Wet was a saying that I had in college. I forgot who came up with that saying someone in college We came up saying like trying to get your beak with it Yeah, and then yeah, I think I told you like what if we were our podcast was called beak wet And then every our intro would just be like like let's dive in and get our beak wet or some stupid shit like that Beak wet. Yeah, but it's not that that's not our name But quite be quick.
No, I didn't we come to talking on sense What does I'm pretty sure is I'm pretty sure as you because we had it the other one I do remember someone suggesting the other way around I was sure because you were me but nonsense talking. Yeah, I believe so That's not like something you would do. Yeah, I had done. Yeah, exactly that being said brothers like talking about that Yeah, I think it's a good name for our podcast cuz we are really just talking nonsense Do you have any names that you feel like or let me read that question actually let me just scrap that You know, I'm just gonna stop talking.
I can't today. I can't um, so, yeah, like many famous people give their kids different names Like there's like oh god. They skip what's your name blue or some shit Apple? I don't know.
Let me look at that. Yeah, so what like what are some good celebrity kid names that they've given and what are some bad ones? Like one one that I do like is north like Kanye West kid Oh, okay, never mind Apple is Gwyneth Paltrow's kids name. Oh, okay.
There's a fucking kidney audio Yeah, there's a kidney audio Birdie. I'll be honest. Yeah blue Ivy. Oh blue eyes.
Okay. So like I like on your west kids name north. Oh, yeah I mean like that's a good sounding name. That's like a cardinal direction has purpose.
I like the name. Yeah I don't like I mean, yeah, I don't really I mean audio who would need your child audio stereo Yeah, like what are the other kids name? You know, I mean like lights camera The whole set up kill Someone's name's cricket. That's not so bad cricket.
That's not so bad. That's a fucking insect You gotta name your child after an insect. It's a naming your kid spider Is that kidding spider? I mean, I'm pretty sure there's some good name spider.
Yeah, sorry if your name is spider It's not bad. It's just like I mean look it's just like super crazy. Yeah, I got nothing against these people I don't know who these people are. Yeah, you know, I mean, but you're gonna name your child cricket like I don't know.
I feel bad for that kid. That's the thing to like when I think about names like for naming my children I don't want to give them something too Easy to pick on, you know, I mean like I know I just remember watching this one episode of Full House where Stephanie I think she didn't like her name because a lot of people kept making fun of her for her name She wanted to change it. I think one of the like things that the kids make fun of her are what fun of her for was step on me They would call her step on me. Oh, why that was that bad?
But yeah, you know, like that was one of the things and then so I always think about that too You know just trying to make sure that whatever I name my kid is not gonna be something that's easily made fun of You know, so that being said though, sorry, I got you off. You didn't really come me off, but okay I don't know someone by Panther came out. I think it was my ex-warfarb about this or I'm just not seeing on my face with Pete But someone um someone like a couple named their kid Mccondria. Oh, yeah, so like Mccondria sometimes So do you think that kid will have kind of a hard time on it just because of the black panther movie?
Like do you think like I don't think the kids like that grow up with that child or gonna think that at first I'm sure they They wouldn't actually know yeah, they wouldn't know the movie. Yeah, right pretty sure like actually got older and like people started to get more logical and start asking like Wait, why is your name a conjria and she'd be like You know, she'd be like, okay, it all happened back in 2007 But there's this movie called black panther and there's a place called the condo and my parents loved it so they named me what conjria Okay, but right now, I don't think so. I mean what conjria. That's not so bad.
I mean, I'm answering to it if you say it no times What conjria what conjria what conjure I feel like my panther is not the part I know Someone's kid is named pilot I was like a bad though. I like that pilot because it's like you're a captain of the ship the ship you're captain of the ship Yeah, I'm just laughing because I'm just thinking like you know every first things like for tv shows and stuff You know, they're called a pilot episode. So I'm just wondering like is that their first kid like they were thinking like oh, it's our first kid Let's name him pilot Yeah, you know what I mean? What's the second kid called season one Does that say rainbow?
Yeah rainbow someone's kids name sorry Um, how would you name your kid after a day sunday? I feel like wednesday would be a game wednesday for a child's name Yeah, you would call your kid wednesday. Yeah wednesday Hey, where's wednesday at? It's right after tuesday That's all I'm thinking about The jokes to go to the phone like when the teachers do a roll call wednesday no it's tomorrow Like oh, I would so be like kid if I had that kid my class and teacher every time real talking around yeah is wednesday here No, it's right just a little bit every fucking thing.
No, that was last week bro Actually speaking of which um this is one time where I was writing in my friend's car and we're driving back from a trip We just had and we were listening to like some old school songs One of the songs was a song by the musician named the dream As we're listening to it my friends like damn whatever happened to the dream and then just being sitting in the back To see hell quite I don't know where it just goes you woke up You know I'm saying like that's something shit like some people has a funny name to make fun of Um It's been making fun of kids with my names I thought this was gonna be the part where you call your friend. Oh, what she did said this to me. Oh, okay She's she was like her and his sister. I'm not you know how I'm just gonna not she said she saw this thing about this kid being in churro Churro yeah, churro, okay, she says it's funny.
I need all right. Yeah, churro. What up churs How could you make churro shorter what up churro? Would you just call ro bro?
Oh, yeah, I just call ro bro actually Was that it she just said that they've churro sweaty. No, she didn't say that verbatim Okay, she said she fucking named her kid churro. I'm dead Her sister named her kid churro They read like an article who's like Who the kid was in yeah, and the kid's name was churro. Oh, yeah It was not really racist, but was the kid Mexican.
Oh, I didn't ask no And then I just replied with her with uh, you should tell your sister to listen to my podcast So her sister named her kid churro. No, not her sister. Oh, I'm just saying I told I told her to tell her to listen to the podcast though Because you know we do need that view count guys. Fuck those numbers up No, you count listen count whatever same shit three my funny names though I interviewed once with a kid and the Philippines for a job.
Mm-hmm Wait, did you want to give your friend who said that a shout out or no? I mean, I'm going to land. Oh damn She's really on pins and needles now. She's like, you know, yeah, no because you know what she's the type to be No, I told her that like, you know what I'm gonna drop your name on the podcast But what she did know was I was gonna make her list of the whole thing before I actually drop it It's so funny if we never drop it, right?
Um, she uh so I interviewed with this kid at Philippines. Oh, yeah, yeah, they fucking named him jolly beat Like jolly beat It's probably where they were they met like for you non-philipinos jollby's a Filipino faster joint So that's pretty good. That's all right. Did you know they sweat in their chicken?
What yeah, my friend used to work at jolly beat and he should have said that sweat would fall into the where the chickens being made It's probably why it tastes so good You're dying bro. You said age like it's part of it. It's just stupid That's gross dude. That's gross Anyways, his name was jolly beat.
Yeah, his name was chow king Was it really? Oh, I don't think I'm gonna get that joke. Chow king's another restaurant. That place is actually good.
Yeah, I like chow king They also ate in the food from what I know You probably be choking if you you found out though. Anyways moving on Nice try that point. I find it funny. Yeah.
What was I gonna say? Oh, actually, I'm just gonna say this now real quick shout out to My friend. What's this fucking Instagram? Uh Give me a second here.
Oh, it's been a while Wait Okay, shout out to my friend, uh sleazy on instagram. That's his instagram handle. That's s-l-e-e-a-y His name's Shaq. Well, it's full name Shaquille, but he was telling me this one time this girl From his old word to calling him Shaquille Shaquille, I think it was Shaquille.
Yeah Shaquille and he was like say for the longest time like she kept calling him Shaquille He never corrected her he corrected her like twice, but she still got calling him Shaquille until one time I think they're at like some company Like outing or something or like they were there at some company thing where all his like coworkers were there and they're all in a group And she's like oh my god Shaquille, you're so funny And then he finally was just like in front of everyone. You know my name Shaquille, right? And she was like oh I'm so sorry and then this other girl because everyone there knew that she was calling him by the wrong name But they never corrected her. Yes, other girl there was just like I told you his name was Shaquille She's like he never corrected me and he was like uh I did twice He got Shaquille and then I have another co-worker his name's Roy and then someone kept calling him.
I think Rui Yeah, Rui It got to the point where like he same thing he corrected the guy twice but he kept calling him Rui So he's like correct him again, or do I just let him call me Rui? He's like I just let him call me Rui. I'm like no dude be like uh it's Roy. Thank you How do you fuck up Roy?
I don't know well it's not ROI ROI? ROI? ROI? Yeah, uh yeah, I guess how would you fuck that up I don't know people are dumb people are dumb.
Yeah, speaking of which one of the worst like name fuck ups I ever got from my name was in college This is where it's really dumb because she was a college professor I don't know how you fuck this up. So as I said before for whatever reason people get so confused when they see the name Jim Kyle Put together they don't know what to call me and most of the time, you know They would just either not call me Jim Kyle and just call me by my last name And then I would just be like oh you can just call me Kyle like oh okay actually sometimes too I'll get those smart teachers and be like Kyle like yeah, thank you Yeah, we're here, you know, but this fucking college professor this dumb bitch was going through roll call And I knew she was getting to my name because you know as I usually do it they do it by last name and my last name starts with an eye So they're going around and then she's in the last names with H's and the reason why I know this is because she's calling out the full name first Name so I'm like oh she's at H. Okay, and then she paused I was like oh great It's my name for sure because I'm pretty damn sure that's all the H's in the class So I'm just sitting there and just like waiting for her to call my name and she goes Jim keel. I'm like oh My god, no you didn't know you didn't where's part about it too is my friend was in that class He's sitting next to me to my right.
I'm just like this with my hand in my face calling right now And he's just like oh With like the most happiest face ever. He's like I'm gonna call you out from now on. I'm like no no No, he's like Jim keel. I'm like it's Jim Kyle Jim Kyle, please my hand still you know in my face.
It's just nice. I'm so sorry. It looks so confusing to me I'm like yeah, I know but it's Jim Kyle. Okay.
She's like, okay. Do you want to call me? Call you jam? I'm like no, please no don't call me Jim.
She's like oh Kyle. I'm like yes. Okay. I'm sorry I'm like it's fine and my friend's still just saying like fucking Jim keel guys, right?
I was like fuck you dude. Shit. Yeah. I don't know how you fuck up Jim Kyle.
It's not that hard. Honestly when I told my other co-worker Sabrina about how your name is like Jim Kyle Jesus dream busted laughing. It was so funny. It's not that funny.
I don't know. It's not that funny. She's like I've never seen it that way before. I don't know.
I thought it was like Jim space Kyle. I was like no. Yeah, no it's one word. One word.
Yeah, it's one word. I want to give a shout out to my co-worker and I consider her a good friend. Missy. Hey, didn't she just start?
Yeah. We'll get on pretty well. Just kidding. She's probably gonna call me like wow fuck you.
Probably. Yeah. She's a little rough around the edges but you know it's who she is what she does. No, yeah, but shout out to you Missy for following us on Instagram at Talking Nonsense.
Follow us. You know because she did. You guys can too. Wow.
She didn't follow you. No. Yeah. I'm shady bro.
She's about Missy though. I do have something to tell you. So she was to her movie podcast. Oh, you better say will you marry me?
No. So I'm missing you listen to her movie podcast. And I didn't tell her I was gonna do this part. Okay.
And I didn't tell her like you're you're kind of you're big on movies. She's like how do you get she? Oh, she called me out. Yeah, she told you out.
That's fine. Go ahead. She's like how do you pick Star Wars over Jurassic Park? Easy.
Jurassic Park sucks. And I was so shook by the question. Like because I guess Star Wars is better. Like yeah, period.
Yeah. Okay. Well, no, sorry. Missy you're a good friend though.
Do appreciate you. Oh, look. I like Jurassic Park. I don't like the new ones.
Yeah. Okay. The old ones great classics. Star Wars though.
Still a great classic. Even the new ones. Okay. So deal with it.
Speaking of shout outs. I actually did also want to give a shout out to the people because in our last podcast episode we talked about what makes us mad and for the first 18 minutes of the episode. Chris here talked about his car getting hate and he was so mad that they didn't leave a note. So I went through our Instagram which is that talking nonsense underscore.
And did a little poll and to see you know if people would leave a note or not and actually the poll came out to 67% saying yes they would leave a nokes. Chris is giving a little fist pump. So happy. So good job to you guys.
And 33% saying no they wouldn't. 33% of your bad people. But shout out to you guys the people that did say yes. I want to give a shout out to Gabby her Instagram name.
I'm just gonna put them all in the description. Shout out to you Brandon Ashley and my sister they all voted yes and then good people. My friend Shaq voted no and then also our cousin Dave voted no as well actually. Thanks for your votes.
Ashikili and Dabe. Yeah thank you guys though. It's great having our listeners participate in shit. So it's always a good feeling.
Yeah it is actually. Actually my other friend too she was her birthday recently and I commented on her Instagram post you know because since I'm running our podcast Instagram I commented with you know the talking nonsense. And she replies she goes thank you Kyle and I replied back I said oh no this is Chris. Yeah and then she was like uh-huh I follow analysts and Chris has a different IG.
I was like oh you smart you loyal another one. But yeah I have to birthday to your friend. Yeah thank you. She's 25.
Shout out to you Alreeze. What's your name? What's your name? Alreeze.
Alreeze. Alreeze. That's cool name. That's a good name actually.
We all just call Reeze. Oh nice. I call her Reezeze. Reezeze.
We're like you know how Kanye did Reezeze. Reezeze. You see Kanye's new video with a little poem? Yeah.
I mean shit stupid. I don't understand it. I don't get it either. So that's talking nonsense.
Or we can end on that note? No. Are we? No.
I don't want to end on that note. Not just yet. I guess we can end on that note. I like that.
Oh my gamer tag? Yeah that's a good name. Yeah but before well it was a death to all. Oh yeah.
Oh okay no actually yeah let's speak about that real quick because when I used to play Xbox Live my gamer tag was Kyle Fashow. And the way I spelt it was KY03, F-A-S-H-0. Okay the zero as the oh so it would be Kyle Fashow. But dumbasses online didn't read it as that and they would call me Kyle Fash.
I'm just like why he called me Kyle Fash. He's like that's your gamer tag isn't it? I'm like it's Kyle Fashow. The zero isn't oh and you're like oh no I'm just gonna call you Kyle Fash.
I'm like oh my god. So actually yeah they're calling Kyle Fash. I know right? I'm just like oh my god no it's Kyle Fashow.
But they called me Kyle Fash and I eventually actually changed it to just Kyle Fash. It's about the zero. I mean Kyle Fash. But yeah and then on blizzard account that'll net because I started I made my blizzard account when you introduced me to the game Hearthstone that card game and I just made a quick account because I wanted to play with you and stuff so you know when they asked me like oh what's your username?
I wasn't thinking I just put death to all because it was you be on the yeah so it's like death to all and then when I got over watched the video game because it's also a blizzard game it stuck with that name Death to All and I was playing one time and someone on my team was like hey Death tol. Death tol. I'm like who the fuck is he talking to? I'm like looking at the roster like on my team I'm like who's Death tol?
Like I'm Death to all I'm not Death tol. I'm like looking at like there's no Death tol. So I answered him like he's talking to me he's like yeah Death tol. I'm like bro it's Death to all.
He's like oh my bad bro you're Death tol. I'm like no and the funny part about this I told Chris this story I'm like this guy's an idiot like why would he call me Death tol? Like first of all what did I say I said tol has two L's Chris goes it's also spelled T-O-L because I was thinking my mind because I spelled Death to all T-O-A-L I was thinking like oh that's tol I'm like oh you're right it's spelled with it oh everybody. It was stupid though but yeah and then I changed it to blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I just say my name repeatedly.
The only run into a guy recently I don't know if it was compromised but his name was similar to yours. I was whoa whoa I think he was um was it dub dub or yeah I think he was dub dub yeah some of them are like dub and whoa whoa whoa yeah don't put that in don't put that in. Chris and I just touched foots that's what happened but um we'll end on this yeah that's one back no I'm gonna say something yeah that was funny like no not done yet oh well end on this note back in high school you know high school middle school when aim was around you guys remember aim the good old I miss instant messaging yeah the good old instant miss AOL instant messenger hence the name aim because it was AOL right that's fine yeah yeah so I thought I was the coolest kid ever with the sickest screen name ever you guys aren't gonna believe this but my screen name was Kizzo in the Hizzo tell me that's not fucking dope it's not it's not yeah I thought it was cool Kizzo in the Hizzo it fit for its time it did you know back then when people had stupid ass screen names and then they put the little like black or like a colored background and different colored text and then they went to text with their little away messages and you know they're just signing on like if you're a man at someone right and you know they're gonna be on you would just sign on so that they could see you're on and immediately sign off yeah or like immediately go away because then they'd be like ah can he must be mad I'm mad I'm not gonna talk to you I'll talk to everyone else but not you but not you yeah good old days so yeah find me on aim kizzo into his that's k-i-z-z-o kizzo yeah i-n-d-a in the yeah his oh h-i-z-z-o anyway so yeah that's talking on sense on your host cop and i'm christopher thank you for listening we'll talk to you guys next time follow us on instagram at talking on sense on the score bye p-n-d-o bye bye well hold on not yet okay bye