Depression is a motherfucker. You have options. Go to mentalhealth.gov to learn more or call 1-800-273-8255 if you need immediate help. My name is Joshua Gilmore from the NoR California and EFTOPOD podcast.
You are not alone. It's been an amazing 10 years and we want you guys to be part of it. This is Josh. This is Doug.
And this is NoR California. Oh man. Didn't think I hear those words over the last couple weeks. Yeah, it's funny how life is getting back to normal and we still can't record the same rules.
Well, it's life is getting back to normal, but because of the re-percussion and residue of what the last 14 months have been, it's for lack of a hate this word, but new normal. It's like we're still dealing with some of that. Now we have now that everything's back to normal, we have all of our normal problems coming back. So just because things are getting back to normal, everything is like 15% harder than it was.
So when you're getting back to normal, then it's like, oh wait, when it comes to our normal, it's actually fucked. Yeah. No, there's a whole new level of new normal for us with life and shit. Yeah.
And you just never really realize even in the most stressful times, you're always like, oh my God, everything's going so crazy. And then you've hit something even more stressful and you look back and you're like, hey, fucking easy then. Yeah, but I don't want us to fall back on our couch like our last plane ship down memory lane. Oh yeah, no, no, we're not going to.
I'm so happy when I found that picture. No, it's really funny because it's one of those that you're like, oh, it's on fire. Oh, it's really back fire. Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, but either before you guys hear this episode or after you guys hear this episode, I'm going to start a series of solo episodes. Yeah, completely changed subject. We're getting close to 10 years, so I need to branch out more and we, I've been saying that for years, we need to actually abuse the fact we have unlimited data to do this. Yeah.
So recently, I went and saw it stand by me for the very first time. Which amaze me. And amaze a lot of other people. Yeah.
When I posted that movie for the first time on Instagram and Facebook, my grandma told me to go fuck myself. Which, and I'm the one who convinced you to go to that one. Yeah. It was either that or I was going to go see saw that.
Right. Which now, which I'm not glad, you know, having watched it myself, finally, since it's available digitally. I'm really glad that you chose stand by me first because as good as spiral was. It didn't need to be in the theater.
And if you had the opportunity to stand by me, I'm like, I'm glad I saw stand by me because I'll discuss it more a little bit. But I'm glad I did see saw in the theaters because there was a decent amount of people in the theater. Yeah. Oddly enough, I got this my normal seat way up top.
And for a while, I thought it was going to be the only one in the theater. Which would have been interesting. Yeah. Which would have been like, yeah.
Does your brain, like, if you end up by yourself at a theater, because I know you go to theater way more than I do. If you end up by yourself a theater, is there like a point five second time you're like, I should jerk off. No. But I did a whole feature like years ago for my birthday at the Mariposa Theater.
I saw Run Family Run in SimiPro. Yeah. Run Family Run had a lot of people in the theater. SimiPro, I was buying myself.
Wow. I moved seats, I think, 15 times. Nice. Nice.
And then walk away. We're going to chunk a bit. There you go. Because I always, that's, I had that thing, I'm like, what would you?
And I'm just sat everywhere. You just sat everywhere. You're just sat in every seat. Now.
You're back to stand by me. Yeah. Stand by me. Okay.
Okay. Real quick. I just real quick. Like two seconds.
What amazes me most about how there are some of these movies that you haven't seen is what is your current DVD count on your app? I'm like, seven hundred and thirty. And you never saw a stand by me. That's what's crazy.
That's why people get so shocked. When you haven't seen something, everybody knows you watch everything. And then all of a sudden it's like something as monumental a stand by me. You haven't seen everyone's like, what in the fine fuck?
Yeah. Okay. So. Going into the movie, I was like, I was unsure if I hadn't seen her.
I was like, okay, I know it seems, but I know of certain things because of the family guy episode. Right. But I was like, okay, let's see. Let's see.
It starts up and Richard Dreyfuss is on screen. I'm like, okay. I never see. Yeah.
You never forget Dick Dreyfuss. You've seen Dick Dreyfuss. You know you've seen Dick. Yeah.
And then I went and saw it and finished up and everything. And then I needed to pop to my head. I started looking around online. So the series of episodes I'm going to do.
I found a list of 100 movies to see before you die or bucket list movies. I think. Was it AFI's top 100? Okay.
No. They haven't done enough data. One in a world. It's a very boring list.
Like a current list. Like what through IMDB and it's pretty much like anybody in the mother can make that list. Oh yeah. So I didn't want to go with any of that.
I really honestly think you have to list your mother's main name in order to make the list. Exactly. But I think it was through, I think it was Empire Online. Okay.
So the online version of the magazine. And the reason I chose this list is because the first movie on the list was the above me. Nice. So it kind of.
That's like the first screen like all your choosing this one. Well that was like the first time I ever sat down. And I did it when I first moved to Hollywood and when my mental health was insane. Not that it's any better.
But you know I was in a different city. First thing I decided one day sit down and make a bucket list. And I was like okay. So the first thing I did, I loop hold the shit out of it.
I wrote bucket list. Number one, make a bucket list. Check mark. Okay.
You know so. Yeah. So I'll tell you. You chose the list with standby.
So you already had started the list. You already made the commitment. But also the episodes will be obtained. The episodes will be in 10 movie chunks.
Okay. So blocks. Okay. Yeah.
And within that first 10 I haven't seen six of them. I apologize. I will be already. It's been a long work week.
Are you fucking kidding me? Of the first 10? And that's what blows my mind is like your DVD count is that high. And I know there are movies that you've seen that you don't even have the DVD.
So I mean we got to put at least, okay. So let's say 15% of more of your movies. So that's 79 half of 70. So that's 38.
Geez dude you're at like almost a thousand and six of the top 10 movies from Empire. This is the 90 through 100. Like I'm going to go like I'm going backwards. Yeah.
That makes more sense. Okay. If you were like number one through 10 I haven't seen seven of them. I was gonna be like Jesus fuck me.
I didn't get that far when I was throwing. I was like okay this looks perfect. You're like I'm good. So I'm gonna start doing that as a series of episodes.
I'll let you guys fucking. Jump in time. Yeah. And also too I'm gonna jump onto Facebook live and Instagram live.
Yes. To kind of discuss the episodes since we don't exactly post like right away. So people forget what I fucking talk about and we get like me two or three people actually popping in. Right.
And I'm gonna throw out to them. I'm gonna say I'm gonna talk about the 10 movies quickly not really elaborate on them. Right. Let's say what 10 movies I'm gonna be talking about in the episode.
Yeah. And say flat out. Like I have not seen this one. This one and this one or whatever.
It's gonna be all 10 for all years. Yeah. And I'm gonna leave it to whoever's watching to decide one of those movies. I'm gonna have to watch.
Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
So this would be your opportunity to be like who judges on there. Yeah. I'm gonna make him watch showgirls. I think I'm a teenager during that time.
Exactly. Yeah dude. That's one of the multiple reasons I started to become friends with Phil because he's like dude become her miles of walk so girls. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Yeah.
Sex sells. Even on friendships. Yeah. Exactly.
So that could be coming up movie wise for me. And with how we're talking about new normal and all that stuff. The world where you're opening and stuff. The lost movies of 2019.
Yeah. Those are getting scheduled now. The lost movies are 2020. Yeah.
We're getting those rescheduled and everything. And that brought up an idea for me to bust out a list of movies that were made but never released. Yeah. Okay.
There's multiples out there. The best example I can get for this is actually not a movie. It's a TV series. Yeah.
And I just recently learned the whole background on it. There was a blazing saddles television series. Oh shit. Yeah.
And this is how you're going to be having seen. Yeah. I haven't seen that movie. Yeah.
You still have a copy. I still have an X-Men. Yeah. And I was Dr.
Strange too. Yeah. Basically they made blazing saddles and the studio was telling my little brooks like oh we want to do a sequel. We want to do a sequel.
Now brooks being the freakin geniuses is like no. You're not doing a sequel. No. No.
We want to do a sequel. It's like look at the contract. In the contract he made sure if they wanted to do a sequel they would have to do a blazing saddles television series. They'd have to produce a blazing saddles television series.
So blazing saddles gets released in about like a year or so later. Steve goes back to him and goes we want to do a sequel. He's like tell his ears. They're like coming to the screening room.
So I'm down and shown in the first episode of Blackbark the television series based on blazing saddles. They produced four seasons of this series without him knowing without him knowing and never released them. Now we talking like full like 24 episodes full production. Book Awesome Junior was the lead.
Geez. And they produced four seasons of the stuff to not release. Just to show the girls and say we only have to produce them. Yeah.
You never have to release. But see that's the thing though too. I was a good teller of blazing saddles. Right.
But four seasons like you could have just done one. But that was almost that was very much like whip your dick out and like for like that was a certain dominance kind of shit. Yeah. You know that was like oh man we got to produce a TV series here at four seasons.
But still they never did a sequel. Yeah. It was a joke that won a loose of gossip. One of Lewis's gossip juniors his house is like a TV series you've never seen and bought this house.
Because the studio had a payer. Oh yeah. Yeah. I put in the production and do all that stuff and everything.
That's kind of the best example I can give right now for what we're going to discuss. Yeah. There's a top ten list of movies that are fully produced. Got out there somewhat.
Yeah. But never got a full blown release. Yeah. So very much like Kevin Smith's story about Prince.
Which one of you that you mentioned the Prince stuff I don't know if I sent it to you but I need it if I haven't. There's actually some photos online from that shoot. Yeah. The documentary shoot.
Yeah. Never has still seen the light of day. Yeah. Yeah.
I've seen you sent him to me. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
Okay. So first on list. I think the way we're going to do this because you have not seen this list. No.
I am 100% blind. I'm going to say the title and I'm just going to let you try to guess what the movie is talking about. Okay. Yeah.
So first movie is called 100 years. 100 years. Okay. My guess is that it's the story of a prison guard who in a prison one of the one of the prisoners is reaching his 100 years in the prison.
And then it's like everybody's so happy is in reach his 100 years but then it's like he's dying. So then it's like we got to keep him alive. And I don't know. Yeah.
As far as I'll go. Nothing is known about this movie because it's not said to be released until 2115. Is this the freakin John Malkovich movie? Yes.
Okay. Yeah. I told. Directed by Robert Rodriguez.
Yeah. I mentioned from the Remy Martin liquor company who has cognac known as Louis the 13th. Yeah. That is aged 100 years.
So they commissioned Robert Rodriguez to do this movie with John Malkovich to not be released until basically the world's center. Right. We're going to close. Yeah.
I mean, yeah. It's like either way. 100 years to show the movie or wait for the world to blow up. If you wait for the world blow up we're all going to see it a lot sooner.
Yeah. So there you go. That was first 100 years. This one.
As soon as you know who stars in it, you'll know why it did not get a full release. Okay. But I'm still gonna let you try to guess what it's about. I love you, Daddy.
I love you, Daddy. Unless you of course know what it is then you can just say. No, I have no idea. Okay.
I love you, Daddy. I assume it's somebody who's some actor who has had a Me Too thing against them. You got that right on the nose. Yeah.
Is it starring Louis C.K.? Yeah. Okay. It's Louis C.K.
Movie that was released in 2017 but then all of his bullshit. Right. Got put out there and you got told to go fuck himself because he's a scumbag. He did fuck himself though.
That's the thing. And all this stuff was because he did fuck himself. Yeah. But that doesn't even appear in or not.
Who else was in the movie? Who got fucked over by this? John not bitch. We're never gonna see anything from this guy for 100 years.
Yeah. And, um, hit girl Chloe. Chloe Grace Marettes. Yeah.
She was more more taz I think. She was, Louis C.K.'s daughter in the movie that was in love with freaking John not the bitch because this movie was kind of an homage to Woody Allen. Because you. So I'm glad this movie didn't come out.
Yeah. Okay. Next up. Yeah.
Glitterati. Glitterati? Yeah. Okay.
Okay. Can I ask his audio with these or T's? T's? Glitterati.
Okay. So I assume. Pop her off to you with Glitter. Okay.
So I, so drag queens? I don't know. I just, that's all I can go for. Okay.
I'm just gonna read directly from the description. Yeah. Director Roger Avery's film, 70 Hours of Footage for one sequence of his movie, The Rules of Attraction. The sequence wound up in the movie but Avery then took more of the footage and cut it into its own film, Glitterati.
Which follows the actor tip for you as he wanders through your up seducing random women which in character as director for rules of attraction. Which is a great fucking movie. Yeah. Because it was all shot on the fly.
It could never legally be released in, it never has been outside of the occasional screen here or there. So it's basically that there's a sequence in rules of attraction where he talks about his trip through Europe and he doesn't remember a damn thing. But we see clips of it. Yeah.
So we're hanging over post credit scene with a quick part of you. But Roger Avery's edited and compiled this into its own movie. Wow. Which from different descriptions and everything on the sex and crap that happened, there's no way in hell this is gonna be seen by the day.
No man. That sucks. I like a party. And if you guys haven't seen rules of attraction, you really should.
But be prepared. There is some uncomfortable scenes. But if you happen to find a DVD copy, you are in for a really weird what the fuck tree of Carrotop. Yes, Carrotop.
Doing a commentary to rules of attraction which involves a psychotic James Vanderbeek. Yeah. Everybody you could have gotten like is that fucking Carrotop? Yeah.
Perfect choice. Yeah. Okay. That's up.
It is Fret House. Fret House. Okay. Is it the male version of like a sorority row?
The horror movie? No. Okay. Now if it's not that, then I'm gonna assume Fret House is probably a sequel to Animal House?
No. Okay. Then fuck it. I don't know.
It's a documentary done by Todd Phillips of Hangover and Shoper Fame. Which was shot for HBO. But as it was being released in like film festival service and everything it was being accused of staging. Okay.
I mean, you can't really stage a documentary. Yeah. I mean, once you find out the ones that were staged and you kind of wonder, you're like, how much of it is really real? Yeah.
How much reality is in reality? Right. Yeah. Next up is the Brave.
The Brave. Okay. I'm going to assume it's a whitewashed version of a Native American warrior story. Yeah.
Yeah. It's the only feature directed by Johnny Depp where he plays a poor Native American man. Okay. Which, I don't know if it does have Native American blood in him.
But still. But so does like a lot of people from Oklahoma. Exactly. You know, doesn't necessarily make it work.
Yeah. Who takes part in a snuff film and not the fun part of snuff film. He gets paid to be the snuff. Oh God.
To help his family. Everything is basically that movie. Marlon Brando's an into Jesus. Yeah.
But also do for him. It sounds like it sucks. Oh, sure. Yeah.
Next is. I'm not going to allow you to try to guess what this movie is about because the title gives it. Okay. Fantastic Four.
Oh yeah. The one. The legendary Roger Corman. Corman.
Thank you. Where the studio that had the right at the time were like, okay, we gotta do something to keep the right. So, hey, get this Corman. Yeah.
So, he is known for shooting things on the cheap. Yeah. He also even though he's known for shooting things on the cheap one. The reason why is because there are a lot of actors who have guilty pleasure movies that are Roger Corman's that actually really want to work with him.
Yeah. It's not really not him. I think it's more of an honor studio for. Oh yeah.
Absolutely. Oh yeah. I mean, I mean, that's the thing is like, you know, even though the movie is bad, you know, you're kind of limited to what you have. And Corman is not a hack director.
He's a good director. He just suffers from box office bombing is all it is. Okay. Up next is nothing lasts forever.
Nothing lasts forever. Okay. It is another documentary. No.
Okay. It is another documentary. I'm just gonna go ahead and commit to what I was gonna say. It's another documentary about a scientific experiment about trying to stop the aging process of a certain person.
No. Okay. It's a film by Tom Schiller who did short films for Saturday, live back in the 80s. Okay.
Lauren Michaels produced it and also starred Bill and Marie and Dan Aykroyd. Okay. And in the article description, it doesn't tell you shit. Okay.
So, I had a big girl IMB that actually find a plot. Okay. It's about an artist's family to test and is required to direct traffic in New York City's Holland Tunnel. He winds up falling in love with a beautiful woman after he takes a trip to the moon on a lunar cruiser.
This has like Mr. Nobody vibes to it. Like the Jared Leto, which is actually, you know what? It's actually really good movie.
I watched it. Also stars Zach Gilligan from Grinlands. Oh man. Grinlands.
Yeah. He's Lee. Yeah. Which is, oh my god.
That's a funny story. Okay. So, it's Zach Gilligan and Bill Marie and Dan Aykroyd. So, Ghostbuster's Grinlands, right?
Do you know that Ghostbuster's and Grinlands came out on the same day? Yeah. Okay. So, what's really funny about that is Ghostbuster's and Grinlands came out on the same day.
And together between both of them, they raked in like $36 million opening weekend. Top secret with Val Kilmer also came out that weekend. So, I can only imagine being Val Kilmer at the height of Val Kilmer like fame, turning around and seeing a movie about a little furry thing and a bunch of comedians taking out ghosts, completely dominating in box office. Oh, it's like the year Batman came out.
It was also Last Crusade. Yep. And I think it wasn't like turtles, teeny-man individuals. Turtles was 90.
Okay. There was another movie out there. I don't remember what it was. Oh no.
It was Ghostbuster's too. 89. Yep. It came out the same period as Batman and Indiana and the Last Crusade and you got this one.
Yeah. Not bomb, but still was lost in the shelf. Right. Yeah.
Okay. The next one is going to be one. I'm not going to allow you to figure out what it is because it will go wrong so fast. Okay.
Cocksucker blues. Oh, please. Please tell me that this is so just one of those random, like gunpowder milkshake that would be coming out. No.
No. It's a 1972 documentary about the Rolling Stones and the reason it never got released, the Rolling Stones sued to make sure it did not get released. Which makes me wonder what was in that documentary that they sued to not party sex drugs than being them. Yeah.
Yeah. He's Richard somehow not. No. That's not Key Richard's his Aerosmith, right?
No. Key Richard's his Rolling Stones. Okay. I get all that you're confused.
Yeah. It's not really a deal. Yeah. Yeah.
It's pretty much like they they probably saw a cut in and going, um, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
With cocksucking and blues apparently. So we're actually to number two now. Number two. The day that clown cried.
The day that I know this one. Hold on. I know this one. Um, God, I, for some of the names, I'm so familiar and I, my brain is, my brain is going towards it.
Um, it was supposed to be a comedy, right? Like, okay. Like I talked, we talked about, I know this one. Why do I know this one?
Because I used to talk about it instantly. Okay. What? You did a clown cry during Lewis.
That's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah.
He's a clown working in a concentration camp. Yep. That leads kids to the gas chamber. Yeah.
And, uh, for a while, it's obsessed with the movie. But then I start learning more and more about it. And I'm like, God, no, yeah, because I love horrible movies. But this one was like Harry Shearer, the guy that voiced his Homer on the Simpsons was able to see a cut.
And he said, it's like someone did a velvet painting of Auschwitz. It seems like, okay, but why? Yeah. Yeah.
And even during Lewis, like after it was filmed, he kept the sole copy of it and it's safe. And it's under instructions. Like, I think it's 20 to 30 years after he passes away that it'll be able to be released. Well, how long ago did he die?
I don't think it's been 10 years. Damn it. So there is a possibility that we'll see this movie, but then again, we could die before that. Yeah.
But also in which case we won't see John Malkovich's movie either. Yeah. But it's one of those ones that now in hindsight, I'm like, I'm good. No, you know what?
I'll leave it all. Watch it. Like Penn Ozzle used to do, uh, he got his hands on script. Yeah.
He would do live readings of script that comedy clubs. Okay. Yeah. And after a while, he stopped because they're just like speaking, speaking of Penn Ozzle just real quick, just for you guys to and Josh just, you know, don't sleep on Modoc.
Yeah. Modoc's pretty funny. Yeah. That's why I've heard.
Yeah. Okay. And here is number one. Uncle Tom's fairy tales.
Okay. So obviously it's a reference on Uncle Tom's cabin. Yeah. So we know that.
Are we looking at sort of a songs of the south situation with this one? No, exactly. Okay. So Uncle Tom's cabin is probably Uncle Tom's fairy tales.
So I assume it's probably like a mother goose type story where it's like this, this old black guy telling stories in a cabin to children. Okay. It was in 1969. Honestly, nothing's really tuned on about it.
Uh, Star's Retry Prior. It seems like it's one of his basic comedies. And I'm just reading the description right from the thing. Wayne's World and the decline of Western Civilization Director Penelope's fears, director of the debut, maybe when she was still a film student was called Uncle Tom's Retry.
He was a young Richard Pryor, according to legend and I'm the tribute page. Richard Pryor's wife complained that he was paying more attention in this film than he was to her. So he shredded the negative. So here's supposedly recut to film and some scenes from ended up in a tribute to Richard Pryor in 2005, which then sparked a lawsuit over the rights to the footage.
Unless you got it in with Penelope, he would probably basically never see this movie. I just wonder what the plot was. Yeah. I tried.
Yeah. I mean, I could give a shit if like, oh, you're never gonna see it. Well, fuck, we know. I don't know.
Like, what the fuck is the plot? Honestly, it's probably just one of those. It's just a student film. Yeah.
And you know the drill. Yeah, I trust me. I sat through many of student films. There was some list.
I have made a few student films. There's some list that had a movie by Tarantino. He never went to film school, but basically my best friend's birthday by Tarantino is kind of his own film school film. Yeah.
It's just in trying to see what he can do. Yeah. I mean, and what's funny about film school films is they have this really kind of weird quality to them in which for the most part, they suck. I mean, in certain categories, either like the sound is terrible or the acting is terrible or like you could have better cinematography or the editing sucks.
But then when you like kind of watch it under the guise of knowing it's a student film, you kind of go, oh, sweetie. You're like a grandparent. You're like, oh, you mean a thing? Like, yeah, that green swivel totally looks like a rhino.
Sweetheart, you know, it's like, it doesn't mean blowing or anything. Like when we saw the student films during your graduation, like they're good films. And it's because trust me, anybody can make a film deserves credit. Right.
But your film felt like a movie, like actual like cinematic. You can go anywhere and watch this and be like, how about this is fun? Yeah. I mean, I was kind of, I mean, I think a lot of that had to do with the fact that it was simple.
I mean, it was a very simple story, very simple concept, very simple execution. I also surrounded myself with the right people. And then I kept it fucking fun. Like all the time on set, like I never wanted anything to be serious.
Because like, I mean, if you really, if you look at art and in general painting music, fucking films, anything, you're really just making a lot of money to play make-belief. You're spending someone else's money to play make-belief and then you make a lot of money after that if you do well. You know, so like, like we were talking about this at work the other day about how Jim Carrey and Tommy Lee Jones hate each other on the set of Batman Forever. And I'm like, how fucked up is a situation where like the actors hate like, like, from what I've heard of it, Jim Carrey didn't hate Tommy Lee Jones.
Tommy Lee Jones just could not stand like from legend. It was like, Jim Carrey saw Tommy Lee Jones at a restaurant and was like, oh, I'm working with him. So I'm going to say hi. And Tommy Lee Jones is like, I don't condone your buffenery.
Oh, God. And he's like, good to meet you. All right. See you later.
And basically it was like, fuck him. So I just, I've always just like, I've always just wanted to know like, like why- Well, it's like Kevin Smith always put it. Like you're there to make-belief. Yeah, you're like, take it seriously.
Exactly. You know, you're just there to have fun. Yeah. You know, I guess that would be this.
I do have a question for you. Yeah. Now that we've talked about all of these films that have never been released, what is one film that was released that you wish wasn't? Oh, God.
I guess I would have to go with Hot Rod. I still can't stand up and be- Wow! Okay. That's funny.
If I had to pull an answer out of it. No, I got you. I got you. Yeah.
I got you. But that's a hard one. Right. No, I mean, it's definitely shouldn't have asked you this off the cuff.
Yeah. There's like those random ones too where like- I have one. If I would dig through like the Woody Allen canon, like some of these conditions in the lighting. I have one.
Okay. I do have one. Sharknado. Oh, yeah.
The reason being not- it's a bad movie, whatever, you know, it's fun and I'm glad Tara Reed has a constant cycle of film she gets to do because she deserves it. Yeah. Cause she's an awesome person. Oh, yeah.
We can say that legitimately. Right. We can't say that legitimately. I've always, and I've always, like what I've known Tara Reed story.
I've always felt bad for her and she had a really shitty situation. So I'm gonna see she's doing better. I just actually saw a article talking to her and she's like, she's living her life. See, that's good.
I mean, I'm happy for her. And I wouldn't want this movie released to fuck up her career. Yeah. I don't want this movie to be released because Sharknado opened up the door to two word things being put together to make a whole world.
Oh, yeah. So Shark and tornadoes. Sharknado. Velocipaster.
Zombieverse. Yeah. All these stupid, like, we're gonna take half of us. Yeah.
We're gonna take two halves of one movie, half of another movie, and we're gonna put them together, and we're gonna lock them in a closet, and we're gonna make them have sex with each other. Yeah. Well, that's this island film way, unfortunately. Yeah.
I mean, I think the first Sharknado, I agree because, yeah, they didn't five hours on that. It was pretty much like, this makes money. And I'm not, I almost guaranteed, like, the only reason I saw the first two was because Rif tracks the rips off. Right.
And that's what's what's what is inherent in what you just said is that they made five of them and they made a lot of money is because it was appealing to the masses on a whole weird meta scale. Yeah. It was people going, huh, Sharknado. This can't be funny.