Episode 162: Summer Goals: Appeal Your Rating, Go to the Mothership, & Lay Down Outside

This week the ladies ask the questions: Do you want to be alive when the underground bunker people are the only ones left? What are we doing down there? Amy has her Mac at the cabin and decides the word dongle is the worst word. It has total dick vibes. Tennis report: Amy & Maya join a tennis league. It’s a long journey. The gals learn that Carol from the USTA doesn’t play when it comes to rankings. Learn all about the ludicrous USTA self-rating system. Maya has to make a rating appeal which turns out to be a total nothing burger. Their first match report coming soon! It’s grad party season and a double-booked summer. Maya has new outdoor furniture and Amy poses the possibilities including laying down outside. Amy highlights the pitfalls of Facebook Marketplace. Maya gives seltzer advice to a stranger in the cheese shop. For some reason, B.F. Skinner and his baby box come up. Next, the ladies discuss Afroman’s last single, “Won’t You Please Help Me Fix My Gate?” where he exposes a ridiculous police raid on his house and poses the question, “Any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets?” The ladies decide anyone who bakes a lemon poundcake and has it in the cake dome on the counter probably isn’t committing a lot of crimes. Animal Report: Russian Spy Whale Approved/Denied: MTV News shuts down & Padma leaves Top Chef