Paul van Alito Podcasts are available on iTunes, Google Play Music, and now, iHeartRadio. Be sure to subscribe, download and listen to each episode, and share them throughout your social media, leave comments, inquire about sponsoring a show, and get your feedback on the air by visiting PaulVanAlito Podcast.com And what's up everyone, welcome back to the Daily P-Fav, this is episode 164. For Monday, February 11th, 2019, it's 10 o'clock pm here on the East Coast, and I'm thinking it is time to play, would you rather? And so would you rather means?
I'm going to randomly call some people on my phone and ask them a couple questions, and so let's just start off and see what kind of fun this brings us. Let's try Rhinite. Let me make sure my phone is Bluetooth. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, hold on, technical difficulties, it's a live podcast.
Where's Bluetooth settings? Bluetooth on? Roadcaster Pro, connected boom, calling Brianite. Hello.
Brianite. What's up brother? You're live on the P-Fav podcast right now. That's so cool.
I have three questions I have to ask you because I'm playing a game. Okay, let me turn around my hearing. Okay, brother. Okay, let's do it.
Okay, the first question. Would you rather have all of your farts be silent but extremely deadly, or all of your farts be harmless but extremely loud? I'd have to go before you were almost extremely loud. You said harmless but loud?
Yes. So you'd be cool sitting in a meeting or at work and all of a sudden like this sonic boom, just a rops but no smell anywhere. Well, I'd have to excuse myself to go down here. But at least I wouldn't go to the buddy guy with a smell.
Yeah, I hear you. Okay, here's the second question. This one might be tough. Would you rather step on a piece of Lego barefoot every day for a week or get a single paper cut between your toes?
I'll take the paper cut between toes. Oh, dude. Yeah. Could you imagine?
Yeah, anyway. Yeah. Every time you move. Right now?
That would be excruciating. Okay. Go here. Go here.
Go here. Here's the last question. And then I'm randomly calling someone else. Would you rather make your internet browsing history for the last 12 months accessible to anyone for a year publicly or give up the internet for a year?
I'll make the history of public. Dude. I'm crazy like that. I don't care.
I don't care. You're like, dude, I don't care for a year though. Oh, dude. I don't know.
That means no podcasting for a year. Yeah. Some people might enjoy that though. Yeah.
I don't know. Okay. I'm going to call someone else. I'm going to ask them the same three questions.
So you can listen later and you guys can compare answers. Yeah. Let me know when the podcast first. I can look through it.
Roger that. Thanks. Thanks for playing. Would you rather?
Be right out. See you. Okay. So there's one down.
Who should I call next? Who should I call next? Should I call Galman? Let's call Galman.
Let's see what he has to say. Hey, what's up? Hey, you're live on the Daily PFAV again. Oh, hey.
Isn't that is now a good time? It's okay. Okay. Listen, so we're playing a game tonight.
It's called Would You Rather? And I've already called one random caller from my phone. So when this is done, you're going to be able to listen and compare answers. I'm going to ask.
I'm going to ask you the same three questions I asked caller number one. Okay. Question number one, Galman. Would you rather have all of your farts be silent but extremely deadly or all of your farts be harmless but extremely loud?
Uh, silent but deadly. My man living on the edge. Should I get you a t-shirt made that says silent but deadly? I'd love that.
How about a hoodie? Galman. You're killing me. Okay.
Hold on. Here's question two. Would you rather step on a piece of Lego barefoot every day for a week or get a single paper cut between your toes? I think I'd rather step on the Lego because it would let me know that I'm alive, you know?
The pain would let you know you're alive every day. Yeah. Yeah. Galman, you are a man on the edge.
Let me just tell you. Okay. You ready for the final question? Let's hear it.
Would you rather make your internet browsing history for the last 12 months accessible to anyone for a year or give up the internet for a year? I clear my browsing because I don't even keep a browsing history. Like I don't have a browsing history. I make it.
I have my browser set for that. I go to its towards. So that's not a relevant question. Yeah.
I was going to say that's not a good one for you. But if I was among the, you know, the peasants of the world and bid to have their browsing history saved, I would say that probably I'd have to go with that internet for a month. Yeah. Okay.
All right. Well, listen, you know, thanks for playing. Would you rather? And again, when this is done, you can listen and compare answers with the other callers of the show.
Sounds good. I'm excited to do it. Thanks, Galman. Yes.
Bye bye. There you go. Two callers, totally different answers. I need that third person.
Who should I call? Who should I call? Hmm. Let me just look through my history here.
I can't call them. I can't call Jack. Oh, I know. Let's call a bird.
Let's see. Let's see what he says. Oh, he's not going to answer. Seven, two.
Nope. Crap. What if I call Ken? Let's call Ken.
I don't play. I hope he's not going to call. Yeah, Paul. Kenneth, are you on a call right now?
No, no, I'm not on a station. Okay. Cool. Listen, so you're live on the podcast right now.
I have three questions I need you to answer. I've already called two random people and asked them the same three questions. But I need your perspective in this game. It's called would you rather?
Are you ready for question number one? No. What? What?
What do you have to make? Okay. Are you ready for question one? Oh, sure.
Okay. Question number one. Would you rather have all of your farts be silent, but extremely deadly or all of your farts be harmless, but extremely loud? Loud farts are much better.
So you'd rather have them be harmless, but extremely loud. Yes. Loud farts are much better. Yes.
Okay. Let's see here. What kind of podcast are we doing here? Okay.
Listen, this is a live game show right now where no one wins anything. Okay. Here's question. Here's question two, Ken.
Would you rather step on a piece of Lego barefoot every day for a week or get a single paper cut between your toes? Paper cut between the toes. Oh, God. I just cringe at the sound of that.
Yeah, but what lego is that that can that that could you could stumble and take out more toes. It's that paper cut. You're done. I'm hesitant to ask you question three.
Oh, God. Are you ready? I'm here. Go ahead.
Would you rather make your internet browsing history for the last 12 months accessible to anyone for a year or give up the internet for a year? Oh, that's a tough one. Yeah, especially for you because I kind of know what you got going on. The last one.
I would go without the internet for a year. Wow. You could do it. You could be that disciplined.
No, we got TV. All right, Kenneth. I'm going to publish this live. You can listen to it and compare your answers with the other two callers.
I thank you for playing with you rather. And I'll talk to you later. Wonderful. Bye bye.
Okay, so that was just fine. Random off the cuff. I mean, why not? Why not do this kind of fun stuff?
And that's bird calling me back and leaving me a voicemail, but he missed his chance to be on the game show. So that's it. I'm going to leave it right there for tonight. 412-701-4323.
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