like that anime sequence like enter the drift it's like enter the drift into the rift though right yeah yeah I'm just like sure did you really yeah I work yeah it was by girl yeah nice no no why not you want to be like 50 years old oh well yeah compliments a compliment I know I really appreciated it because like I was walking to my building that was across the street from my headquarters yeah and we have a little crosswalk and I was walking towards the crosswalk and she was also going to the crosswalk becoming from a different direction yeah I I don't cut her off but like I get to it first and I push the little button to signal the crosswalk yeah so we could cross and like she gets there just in time to and then as we're walking she's like you smell really good I was like I turned her look at her she's like to my left yeah she's kind of sure you're like oh like hell random I was like oh thank you like yeah what is that like what cologne is that oh it's um it's our money but I don't know the specific brand like the series or whatever yeah she's like oh it's really good I'm like oh thank you yeah she's like wow I felt really good shout out to you crazy only yeah that's nice of her though yeah so there's that I got complimented on today too yeah don't try to one of me no not the one of me but yeah I'll work for minds what they say like they're like you look really well put together today I want thank you like I got my boots on and like I had my great hoodie mmm nice thank you yeah it's cool Luigi stop you okay sorry that was my dog Missy loves your dog what like she loves if she really likes the name Luigi I guess oh unless she's never seen my dog yeah cool well thank you yeah well back to talking nonsense I'm your host Kyle and I'm here with Christopher and for today's topic um we answered you guys it's supposed to be my turn to come up with a topic and fuck that shame I know procrastinated real real hard yeah real fucking hard I literally like two minutes ago told Chris that dude what are you gonna talk about he's like oh no you're the one that's supposed to come up with the right I'm like I literally just thought of like two things just now don't think they're gonna work yeah how are we just ripped yeah and he's just like yeah fuck it I'm like cool yeah that's what we're gonna do we're gonna be fair like there were a couple episodes where there's a couple my turns where I didn't really pick a topic to wait later so I mean and first of all you stole a couple topics I did I stole quite a few topics actually oh quite a few I only know two that's quite a few oh oh yeah if you want put it that way you trying to get up on the bed yeah I think he is sorry my dog trying to get up on the he's like staring at it like how he's gonna get up there it's like a platform where he's like fuck I know yeah that's right there dude step on the bed has a edge there you go jump pop up sorry give us a minute here technical difficulties with my dog here that scene I forgot what movie it's from where Jason Seagull and Kristen Beller in it it's like a rom-com we're getting Sarah Marshall yeah with Paul right he's like just pop up pop up yeah he's trying to do it too much you're doing too little pop up pop up I love that scene it's so funny the J.C. Seagull's just like what he's like doing exactly what he says but he's always wrong he's like not too much not not too little yeah that seems funny yeah that's why I say pop up that's just over reminds me oh yeah yeah I tried to tell a friend of mine a joke that she reminded me of or not a joke but well it was a joke but it was from how I met your mother she doesn't watch the show okay yeah so because she was sitting in her car like in front of her work not going in yet and she was telling me that she saw these two homeless people and she's like I don't know I think like they look like they're about to fight it was like a guy in a girl I guess and he's like yeah they're being hello aggressive oh wait no never mind he just kissed her but she didn't look like she liked it so I just reminded me of how in how much mother there's an episode of Robin and Barney oh my god I am so sorry I don't know if that picks up or not but I probably think that Luigi you okay buddy okay you want to be on the podcast say hello pick up anyways as I was saying oh yeah how much mother yeah so I was telling her I'm like yeah there's this episode how much mother where two of the characters who like each other go to this restaurant for their anniversary kind of thing and she's like oh you got the window where we sat last time where we saw those two hobos fighting over a sandwich and then Barney goes yeah except where we weren't fighting they're making love over a sandwich you know like on top of the sandwich yeah she's just like wait what oh yeah totally ruined the joke never mind she's like no I didn't get it I'm like it's fine she's like stay it again no no like it was just really not just damn so that's always that's always shitty to when you make a really good reference yeah and then they don't like no one else gets it and it's like am I know oh speaking of which actually I don't know how that segway into that but I know yeah yeah yeah on a unrelated note I put that poll up on our Instagram page at talking on our next floor yeah got a couple responses I think are they or they mean no no they're not your friend Missy mm-hmm which by the way sorry I can't remember if I did or not but I think I did not put her IG handle in our description no video episode yeah sorry about that you're not apologize yeah just don't worry about it it's cool get edited out she commented because I put a picture of yourself yeah and asked what would a good name be for you she said Alejandro or Mark yeah she's telling you about this actually yeah and the photo I can see and only I can see both and I can see that and then my other friend already at the Artie McFly comment it this is funny because you know how we were just talking about songs with names and yeah and I don't know if you know the Ava song Fernando yeah oh yeah you commented Fernando I just put it on a dig Fernando no this picture Fernando Fernando Fernando Fernando Fernando though really I can see Fernando I mean yes like that's a little too much like lens twice like for me but and then our our cousin Dave not a day's visions underscore commented stony stony yeah not Tony but stony did you mean Tony and just hit like that's why accident or like no I don't think so that's not even near the sea true meant stony yeah stony mixed own base yes you do kind of look stony that photo though not gonna lie oh was that in your are you in the driver's seat yeah okay because you took a profile so like flips it it looks like you're in the passenger seat oh yeah that's I was like what's your picture like her photography who's driving you know speaking of photography that photo that we're gonna post it already depending on when they listen to this you're it should be posted by then yeah for sure it will be yes yes it will be watch up we go I know I never posted it actually that's why I wanted to talk a little bit about that before but it's a good segue now but because I'm procrastinating on the topic procrastination I want to talk about or I wanted to talk a little bit about procrastination because of the fact that I didn't come up with the topic this week and like I procrastinated but I had valid reasons of why I procrastinated it's not really defensive well cuz I do have valid reasons I was busy with other shit yeah like I had to do I work on a wedding for a friend of mine and then like a video wedding yeah I had organized clips okay cool yeah and then I had to I had a life you know like I was living it up living the dream you know going to work coming home going straight to bed you know that's my life yeah playing a watch yeah you know not hang out with friends you know same old shit yeah but I mean were you a big procrast procrast procrastinator procrastinator yeah there you go you consider yourself one I probably was my best answer yes look how long it took you to say I prioritize my procrastination what do you mean like so like if I know something's coming up and if it's something important I'll prepare myself and like do my due diligence but if it's something I kind of deem like okay let me give you an example yeah let's say you had an assignment at work that needed to be done what's today Friday it needed to be done Monday how would you go about doing that I would but I would like plan out my weekend accordingly I'll probably get started on it tonight but like realistic oh you get started on it tonight like yeah so I would probably like lay out the groundwork tonight and see what I can do over the weekend and then like Saturday Sunday would actually work on it for ample amount of procrastinator no that's not true but like if I knew no I am no I have here's the thing but find you like people want to hang out and like like they're making plans and that is like my turn to bring up like like suggest something like I'll put that all clear I'll just fucking wait I'll just Google some shit oh that's so true every time I ask you come on the topic you come up with it also last minute yeah see okay so when it's unimportant you procrastinate but yeah yeah I mean I'd say this is not important because I mean I have still one topics for this podcast and not given credit for you exactly it's all my credit but yeah like so it depends on the like thing that the the degree of what it is yeah what about you are you like have you on because I would say no you seem always to be very diligent I am but it's it's all an illusion it's like no literally for example like this topic yeah now right I had a whole week to come up with it okay came up with it on the fly because that's where I know we're best okay I procrastinated a whole week but when I do like when it comes down to the last minute yeah it's like yeah I'm clutch with it bro you know I mean yeah straight collection it dude like I did actually in college I did a speech I had to take a speech class for communications and one of our assignments well for the whole semester you basically do three speeches so each like month or whatever is a different speech and one of my speeches we had to do and they revolve around my topic so for example this speech I'm about to talk about how to be a speech of like teaching someone to do something and what I did for that speech was teaching someone how to not procrastinate and for that speech which is funny like I found you know I did my research I found different ways to not be a procrastinator and stuff and I used to some of my like life experiences when I did procrastinate and how those tools I found could help could help me and could still help me and one of the things was like you like prioritize your time like see what you could get done in certain days and I just remember also one episode of this old show back in the day on a glory and called Neds the classified school so probably that was actually a good show yeah they talk about procrastination too they're like how to deal with it and one of the things they said which is I think that's where I got my research from I think I pulled from that shelf for this speech but they pretty much just said like do the small things for the big project first yeah like let's say for example like you're in school you have to make a huge diagram for I don't know whatever right right like you had to make little models of people and buildings of stuff or and what have you so do all the little things first like make all the little people first then work on the big shit yeah you know because I think when you prioritize that way it's kind of like like you're just making a checklist and knocking off one point I think that way because I think a lot of the time what causes people to procrastinate is just the thought of like such a big project you know they're like oh fuck I have all this shit to do yeah like how am I gonna do it I'll think about it later yeah you know I like doing the small things first you just because it's like you get that sense of progression like yeah damn I'm knocking all the shit on the way I'm on momentum going it's just kind of easier to transition to the bigger or at least more demanding tasks of whatever you're like working on and stuff yeah now I say that I'm clutch when it comes to this shit okay but honestly do the real clutch person that I know when it comes to fucking procrastinating and working on projects is my man and my good friend fucking Peter I knew I knew you're gonna say yes because this full was like master at last-minute shit I kid you not okay back in high school sophomore year we had to do a bio project we pretty much had to make a diagram of a cell okay I remember that project yeah yeah I think everyone had to do that so we had that was given to us I think like two weeks in advance we had like two weeks to work on it okay and the day of the projects do comes okay everyone because mind you me and Peter were in the space engineering cabinet together and a lot of us in that academy took a lot of the same classes yeah so obviously everyone that had to do the bio cell project were usually always in the same class like either before or after the bio class and so we get into this we get school morning of the project do right and you see everyone from our station in academy oh look this is my cell project is my cell project right Peter kid you not walks walks into class the morning of or not walks into walks into school morning of looking around like wait is this all project you today we're just like yeah what yeah we're just like bro yeah he's like fuck no he's like yeah I'm like damn it's an individual project yeah individual project okay yeah so like fucking we had bio third period okay and we had English class second period and during our second period English class we always had this time called I think it was literally just called reading time where it was just 15 minutes of silence and everyone just reading whatever they wanted to read the way this class was set up like desk wise was the desks were off to the side of the room left and right side and they would face each other right yeah so it'd be like split and then the teachers desk was like in the front of the room yeah yeah okay so I'm on left side of the room peers on the other side he's on like the right side of the room towards the back of the classroom right or the teachers exit up towards the front and I'm like in the middle on the left side of the room and I'm sitting there I'm like reading and I just hear a lot of like wrestling like fucking paper moving around and shit and I'm just like who the fuck is doing like I'm trying to read my book during reading time bro who's making noise right I look up okay I look towards Peter's direction and you just see this dude fucking like like rummaging around like for fucking materials and shit like yeah like hell crazy just like like fucking no seriously doing this project right now during bucket Mrs. Adams reading time and during this time our teacher would sometimes walk around the classroom right like just checking on us whatever and she was doing this at this time okay as Peter's fucking sitting there making a goddamn cell model out of fucking binder paper okay like straight up binder paper and this dude's like putting tape like fucking try to make the little circular cell like figure with and like holding up with tape you know all this shit right and our teachers just walks over to him and she's straight up just standing by his desk with her hands like this you know holding together just in front of her just looking at him and I'm just like oh no this will just got caught I was like no and she she was the dopest teacher ever because she just said what you working on Peter and he was like I have the cell project you next period she's like oh would you like some construction paper you know cuz he was just using pinder paper and basic as fuck yeah if you have some please I got you so she goes away from the teacher yeah she's out of the front grass construction paper fucking lets him do his project during reading time while everyone else is reading their goddamn book he let him do his fucking project last fucking minute Peter's got an insane amount of luck dude it's such a really does it is bullshit dude like it's I don't know how he got so much luck but I feel like this dude he can just pick up like a random lottery ticket off the ground I'm pretty sure it'd be a winner probably he actually should buy a lottery ticket Peter if you're listening bio fuck by a fucking lottery ticket I just want you wins we got split it three ways if you buy one and you win you got to split it three ways you heard it here first talking on sense okay yeah recorded yeah it's recorded not life but you know I mean it is recorded live you're not listening what anyways end of that story real quick he finishes the project during that class we go into bio he turns it in our teacher our bio teacher looks at it and it's just like okay and like literally the next week when we got a grades back this motherfucker gets a goddamn C plus on that fucking binderpaper cell model whereas all these other students fucking have styrofoam balls it's fucking color coordinated right like they go out they go out some dude got a fucking B-minus off of that shit or this we'll got a C plus I'm like Peter how the fuck are you gonna clutch that hard he's like bro I'm just like yeah I'm just like yeah I'm a bitch but on the other side of it our teacher told his day uses his projects every time he says we're gonna have the cell project if you don't want to see do not do this and he shows Peter's project damn yeah so but I mean it's his past right so I mean but not sees yeah so it's whatever my teacher still uses my paper for what as a because I got a hundred on one of my argumentative essays in high school I'm a perfect score and nice he passes it around yeah yeah yeah thank you Mr. Larson shout to you if you're still alive okay I don't think the teacher though I hope people start saying he was gay like my senior year and I don't know always I have to do with him being teacher I mean there's other rumors going around I want to like oh yeah it's being a rumors have you seen a American battle American bando others new season or new seasons new episodes yeah yeah it's a new season if you watch the first season oh you know you watch that's why we drew like a dick on the door right on the car doors on car doors just hard work yeah that shows actually really good and it's good because one it makes fun of like shows like that like crime shows yeah trying like making a murder and all that stuff like it's a mock you mean to be basically right and it's it's so good to the point where like I literally thought this shit was like legit like fuck like as I'm watching the show and they're trying to figure out who did I know could have been him no there's too many evidence that shows that wasn't him like holy shit that's so crazy and this second season like just pushed it to the next level they made it even more intense and like so many more suspects like great character development all this shit it's so good yeah yeah watch it I like response to my name oh no yeah no we're not I just I really like that show fuck response rest Netflix you know this is completely unrelated but you see the PlayStation Classic coming out yeah I want to get one yeah I don't know if I want to pay a hundred dollars worth though well I mean yeah that and I heard also it's gonna be all digital so you have to like download the games to it I was it I think so yeah I think you can't put like you know CDs in it yeah yeah tell it's way smaller than the original yeah PlayStation it was funny me my coworkers were actually talking about this the other day and as we're talking about we're talking with my supervisor he's like yeah you know like I was thinking about getting it but it's just like I don't want to download all the games because I heard it's all digital and then they kept talking about it and my other coworkers like yeah like I want to but I don't know and then I'm just sitting there listening and I'm just like you know they have a PlayStation one over at this building on and like oh yeah it's like okay yeah she's on some of this I mean I'm just saying you know just you know if one eggles missing like no one's gonna say nothing like I feel it no I'm scared I don't steal people shit that's wrong I do not do that I stole pen once did you really I did not from work from school I felt so bad though I gave it back did you even know like took pencil came back don't call the police no I didn't even know just like how I did I leave a note on hitting your car bro that was me you would never steal something I mean like I said I stole little things like pens and shit I haven't stolen anything from the store unlike some people yeah right I actually what's funny is I stole someone's pencil by accident you know what I got them in trouble for it get them in trouble for it so I had an orange lead pencil right and I left so I left it in one of my other period in my last class okay in my next class this other kid had the same pencil and I thought I brought mine with me oh so you and then he left his on his desk yeah so like I was like why is he have my fucking pencil like this nigga so like I took it and I was just doing work and he's like give me a pencil back I'm like no dude this is my pencil like yeah like at first I thought he's joking because like I was I was really convinced it was mine yeah he's like dude no it's fine like no dude it's not and then like we're kind of going back and forth and like our teacher over here's like what's problem he's like he took my pencil like I've had this since last period and then like I was like getting kind of mad sorry I pause real quick and we're back I honestly forgot what story I was talking about the pencil oh yeah so I got like anyway the teachers like that's his pencil he wouldn't lie about it and then like later that to you the deal to other kid yeah so like classes over and he's so salty about it whatever and then like like later during lunch I'm like oh it is his pencil my pencils my son it's glad I could just let you like oh wait a second and there's look at the pencil look nice nice I did back in second grade I don't know why I remember this specific memory so vividly but I got my fucking okay so second grade what year was that I don't know fucking 19 something yeah 1900s no I don't know the 40000 for sure I did and this was like the time when gel pens okay we're the shit oh they not just for girls okay like they were the shit everyone everyone had all the cool kids had gel pens and I was one of those cool kids okay I had a pack of gel pens and the way the desks in my school for second grade was set up you know how there's some schools with the desk that like the top opens up like your shit tonight yeah there's just the desk with like a little hole in it yeah yeah those are those desks okay I had the one with a hole in it okay and I had my gel pens in my little container in the cubby of my desk yeah okay it was I think it was time for recess or some shit and our teachers like okay come on class line up time for recess I was like oh put my gel pens in the container push it into my desk walk to the line my friend okay who knew I had gel pens and before class like even started he saw he's like whoa dope got gel pens like yeah that's sick I'm like yeah I know right he's like dope like yeah yeah I'm talking like this in second grade I kid you not I go up to the front of the classroom with the doors at waiting in line to go out for recess I'm excited you know like fuck yes I'm cool don't and I'm standing there I'm looking around like where's my friend at okay I see my friend fucking this mother fuckers bent over at my desk looking into my cubby no I swear to god I remember this all goodly looking into my cubby I'm like hey and my teachers like Christopher come on let's go all right he's like oh yeah yeah fucking hella quick like come back in line and like just we go to recess I think it was like why is he my desk whatever my friend what's it doing there whatever we go to recess right come back we know I sit down my desk I'm so excited to start work or whatever we're doing that very fucking day you know pull out my little container low behold fucking gel pens are gone okay I swear to god yes they're fucking gone I was like teacher yeah I was like I had gel pens they're fucking gone like what happened what the fuck teacher and then she goes over she's like huh that's all I'd like are you sure you had them here like yeah I was just fucking using them Chris saw I had them that was his name I was my friend's name and he was like yeah he did I saw him he's like well I don't know maybe you miss place I'm like no bitch I did not miss place him I put him right here just like look Kyle I don't know what to tell you but they're gone I'm like what the fuck and I look at Chris I just like dude that's nice man yeah next day I come in this fuck is writing with a goddamn gel pen I'm like hey when did you get your pants he's like I got him yesterday I'm like oh interesting you sure those aren't mine he's like no no no American bandyl man I alright I know I know the fucking suspect is it was down by the fucker okay I'm gonna rob Chris from second grade took my goddamn gel pens Chris wherever you're out we're gonna fuck you up boy I know where he is fuck him up I'm over it I'm over it I'm over it it's in your car I'm like an over all he's gonna fucking get it now but yeah I'm gonna get here now riff man this is what happens when you rip I guess all right shit oh yeah okay yeah the end of the rift they're listening I'm just kidding I'm usually not so much in the documentaries but what's his name is that one guy who does like documentaries all the time he's famous for it something more yeah him yeah he did I guess he's doing anyone called Fahrenheit 119 oh yeah I saw that I saw that I'm like I want to watch that I honestly I didn't see the trailer but I saw the trailer for it or I saw an ad for it well like I don't know if it was the whole trailer or not well you definitely caught my attention fuck you right now F A R E and fair and right okay cool I didn't know I'm smelling after that Michael more Michael more there you go I can see yeah Michael more and I'm normally not in documentaries and I normally don't I feel like if people do do documentaries it's always skewed because they're always trying to push a certain agenda yeah and makes sense because that's like that's what it is like it's that nature but I don't know this one definitely caught my attention definitely I do want to see that yeah and then some of the movies to kind of segue into that Missy she saw Predator yeah she says a good I heard it was okay I heard they you know they took out the scene with the predator huh there's like a scene that got deleted out of the movie because I guess the actual guy who's playing the predator is like a he had a oh yeah I read about that you know thing with a child yeah or never yeah I live you on Monday like that yeah yeah I heard about that real quick though your friend Missy commented on our pocket our most recent episode I'm here on episode 16 names go listen to that one too after listening to this one if you haven't already but she said she commented three times should I even realize she commented three times first comment she said Star Wars sex first of all Missy fuck you Star Wars does not suck you know you watch those secondly she said 33% are realistic and for the longest time I know what the question about that it's on my friend pointed out dude you talked about the votes with Chris's car and how many people voted and what the percentages were you said at 33% of them said no they wouldn't leave a note I'm like oh shout out to you Missy you're right they are realistic the back-ended compliment yeah it's not your first but then I'll compliment you but here's another compliment she also commented her last and third comment was that episode 16 was our funniest one so far yeah I was like oh yeah that's great yeah thank you for saying that yeah we try really hard we really do we're sitting here on my phone not caring but yeah no I also talked about a few documentaries to since you brought that up few good ones because you said you don't like ones that kind of push an agenda that's not okay well I mean that's not what I said I think what you say play back no no so I said was I normally don't watch documentaries and part of the reason why I know is because they usually push an agenda most of the time yeah okay and that's fair because that's what the nature of the thing is yeah okay fair enough right I understand good but you understand yeah but if you ever watch the active killing no documentary that you're really good at fucking you should watch that I was really back to killing get active it follows this guy who was a crime lord back in the day and it literally just follows the documentary who follows him in his story of like explaining all the killings he's done never ever and like they go to the families that have been affected by him and shit like that's crazy it's really good it's like this really funky documentary that just has a lot of different surreal like visuals and shit it's crazy it's actually really good and another good one is waiting for Superman and that documentaries about our educational system and it follows three different kids who are trying to get into better schools and like it follows their lives and how the education systems kind of fucking them over yeah so that was really good too I really liked that one there's one more but I can't think of the name of it right now oh there it's not technically a documentary but I forgot to emphasize me no I actually never watched that it's it's okay I would say I mean like he does touch on some points but it's like at the end of the day though like the reason why I guess I feel like it's somewhat disconnected at least in my opinion is because it's like it's about selfie selfie troll it's not necessarily McDonald's fault for like yeah right I think that's like one of the things that it got a lot of not backlash on but like conscious from because like first of all he went and he made Donald's like for a whole month straight yeah like who the fuck's gonna eat McDonald's for a whole month straight yeah like realistically yes McDonald's like the food then like all the super-sized in the ship obviously unhealthy right but don't go fucking ruin it for everyone else bro I miss the super-sized and like that very premise to you is like he didn't really like clarify that like he chose to do this it's like he mentioned it and then he kind of went on to berate McDonald's for like kind of producing the super-sized and everything like that and I remember in super-sized me like he kind of touches on how these two girls won a lawsuit because they like had they got like some health risks from eating Donald's quite often yeah but it's like at the end of the and I'm probably missing hella context there but like the way he presented it if I recall this correctly it's like it's like no one held a gun to someone's hands like you need to eat McDonald's all the fucking time it's like and I feel like even if someone were to eat McDonald's often like that something would click in their head they're like okay I gotta stop yeah you know yeah that's what I'm gonna end it there why that's why I had to say for that okay the other documentary I was thinking of is called Snow on the Bluff it's technically not a documentary but it's put out to be one it's basically about this guy this there's drug dealer who sells these drugs to a group of kids that were recording like a short film or it's not short film they were just recording like a vlog so was it real was like that actually happened in like no it's supposed to be kind of I think it's a script like I think it's scripted but it's supposed to be like it's a documentary because basically what happens is the drug dealer steals their camera and then like documents his life and shit in their camera and then by the end of it like how it basically got made like how the documentary got made was that the dude who stole the camera sells all his all of his footage that he took to a producer and then they make it oh yeah so it's like it's really interesting it's really good because you get to see like kind of the lifestyle that he lives and like the shit he goes through and everything but yeah off the check it out yeah snow on the bluff I've watched that in my editing class because we watched it because I think our professor wanted to talk about how films or like you got to be careful with certain films because of the editing because like how that was supposed to be edited like a documentary but obviously it wasn't so you know just watch out yeah some of these documentaries could be baked yeah actually I don't know that was his point I wasn't in a class but he's looking at me like fuck man what am I teaching for speaking of films did you watch the trailer for Captain Marvel no I did not speaking about procrastination I didn't work on the rock and man script yet yeah I know I said that to you like two weeks ago yeah nothing to be fair I haven't touched it since then so I don't know it's hard man you gotta be in a mood yeah you really do you really do like sometimes when I try to be creative like I'm a not to do my own horn to to but I'm a fucking pretty creative dude you are okay so they say what I don't think this is the reason why but I am left-handed and they say left-handed people are more on the artistic side of the spectrum when they're using their brain so I don't think that's why I'm artistic but I am located and I do find myself to be very creative I do like creating things and making things like remember when fucking we were doing the cookie jars for Christmas yeah little party favors right and we needed a way to like flatten down the fucking baking stuff that we put into the jars yeah looking on crapping shit and I made that makeshift tool out of a fucking paper plate and pencil yeah push it down granted we probably had a tool somewhere around the house but I couldn't find anyone I was pretty creative of me yeah yeah what else did I do that's really creative let's just make us about me now you're a projector that's not creativity that's just basic fucking house skills I mean like not house skills but that's just like that's like basic knowledge what else can I do it what else are you gonna do a projector of course you're gonna put it up on a shelf or some ship or hang it I couldn't hang it so I'm gonna put it on a shelf I have one of two options damn alright sorry for trying to fucking give you a compliment but it's not all about me Chris okay now that we know that your name's not Chris do you still want to go by Chris on this podcast I mean either or either or either or because I'm having a real identity crisis when I'm talking to my friend about you I keep entertaining your name I'm like yeah so del I mean Chris I mean it's up fuck you know what I'm talking about what are those people is your anxiety rising?
I'm just like one of those two people are coming over to this just letting you know like sometimes when um it was funny I was texting her the other night and I was telling her a story about um I think last week that happened and you're here for I don't remember but I said oh because I told her about the how people used to make fun of your name yeah so I mentioned you in the text but the way I mentioned you was like yeah so Adele Taco yesterday was like oh god damn it and I put a parentheses like oh sorry but I had to yeah it was just a good moment yeah okay yeah real quick time I'll nice no one's gonna know what that was could believe that could totally cut this part out you didn't cut this part probably not I'll even it's cool I don't know fuck right um what else what else can we talk about she calls me Adele who missy that was totally I mean not random but okay yeah oh she does yeah and then while my other co-workers call me Christopher does she call you Adele because of this podcast or what I think so because she heard your name's actually Adele Christopher yeah oh that's cool oh uh my co-worker my friend who is my co-worker too he uh said what do you say oh it's like it's like addressed to me no oh it's addressed to us okay okay thanks for the shout out listen to the podcast oh nice for sure yeah which one the tequila oh I was like the most recent podcast yeah tequila shout out to you tequila um again but yeah barely but no one on a fuck car if you hit something man tell you it's like fuck that oh he actually told me to tell me the story of how one of his friends did the same shit like well she hit a car and she felt bad so she looked no good for her yeah she looked no drove home told her dad about it and her dad's like oh hell no we're going back we take that no you ain't leaving that shit so they literally drove back and took the no you are a poor father and he's the most fucked up shit I've ever heard oh shit don't be such a goody-tushu bro okay they're just realistic this is why there's so much shit that's wrong in the world no oh my god fucking mad I'm just kidding dude I mean that story's true but I'm just kidding about being a goody-tushu it's fine what else happened this past week why's your week been so far it's pretty good it's good yeah oh uh Venus isn't coming by the way i texted her to see if she's gonna come oh she's gonna go she's doing something right now or no she's at work and then she's gonna hang out with Brian and then another friend after oh okay okay aren't you guys going to that concert tomorrow no what's next weekend that's not this weekend no that's next weekend oh that was this weekend no oh shit just kidding what's called gorgeous gorgeous yeah oh it's not this weekend no oh what are you tomorrow oh i i'm not doing anymore oh uh nothing honestly nothing i'm gonna play some witcher i've been playing witcher three lately on jibanyan yeah that's cool it's it's fun yeah but knowing you like don't don't play it you're gonna fucking hate it what there's just so much shit to do oh yeah i do hate games like that and it is an rpg like there are there's strong rpg elements i mean the combat's fast and everything but the fact that there's so much shit to do and it's it's long it's so daunting yeah well i mean yeah i guess i don't know i don't know i don't want to give it a try at least i've heard great things about it the story's been great it's really well written too you hear about Netflix's uh thing yeah uh what's his Henry capital right yeah garrall yeah garrall yeah garrall yeah garrall yeah you hear that michael b jordan's and talks of being the next Superman yeah honestly that's cool i'm gonna mind a black Superman yeah i mean that is cool you know before thinking but yeah i mean although i don't like Henry Cavill being cast as garrall'd they should have picked that one dude what's his name? mad's mckielson yeah yeah yeah yeah they should have picked him yeah they should have picked him like when that first like came out and like they they showed a picture of him yeah i was like oh my god yes like spot on casting for sure uh speaking again on Netflix i swear i feel like we should be sponsored by the Netflix if you're listening but have you watched uh the dragon prince on Netflix no i did not show made by the creators that made the last the last airbender no oh my god dude watch that fucking show it's actually really good yeah it has the same fucking heart as last airbender has dope ass animation scenes some pretty good uh fight scenes in there too it also has um there's a death perk well i don't necessarily know she's deaf exactly but she she signs they animate the fucking sign language like full one oh that's cool yeah it's like hell adult i'm sick oh that's sick yeah so it's pretty about Netflix too again and the avatar or the last airbender it's getting a whiteback yeah i saw that too hopefully they don't fucking do well it's being uh watched by the creators yeah so yeah hopefully i'm pretty sure it won't be that bad yeah i think it'll be good do you see that night version yeah of course i should have sought i wasted my money on that yeah fuck that shit first of all they got the fucking name wrong right i gotta call him um because they not um and i it's hang i'm gonna suck it and then um did you also i don't know if anyone else knows this but like in that the entire fire nation was like all indian yeah okay i was like why are they and secondly they had a fucking fire only if there was fire physically around did you notice that too like they couldn't physically shoot out fire like i know i didn't know it's actually because i mean it was a fire yeah fire had to be around and then they could like move it and bend it which was fucking dumb yeah because that's not how fire vending works it's being about night though i do want to see cool was it glass yeah yeah like look mn actually i want to have a couple of fucked up movies but honestly i think he is coming back around with his glass glass and split split was actually pretty good i need to see split you still haven't seen split i don't really think you need to watch i mean it's good but i don't think you really need to you know well yeah watch split well i mean i just i feel like james macboy is an underrated actor yeah he's really good yeah yeah so watch split that was good and then yeah i think it's kind of cool how mn actually i'm gonna create his own movie universe yeah um i feel like he gets ragged on for like his like the failures of his movies though yeah i mean more so than another like another director would be yeah that's true well just because he's uh you know other directors have more fucking money in power and shit so yeah they're just gonna be overlooked speaking of overlooked movie directors that suck recently michael fucking bane i like i like the epic rap battle i got that i mean it's so money or shit the epic rap battle is between the different directors yeah why what's michael bade do you want to know oh no i mean the movies he's been putting out i haven't been i mean how many of them start mark wallward all right well i mean there's nothing wrong with mark wallward it's just the movies that feel like that's his go to like like leave it's like who can you get to play lead it won't work you know it's funny though actually because so i didn't talk about this during our film episode the podcast i should have uh directors like every director has their own little uh aesthetic to them like you know when you're watching a film you know like oh yeah definitely this director right and we call that in film terms the ots like it's called a tour theory like that's their specific thing that they do for example like that's their style yeah for example um listening quesenteransino his tour is dialogue and like music and shit he like a lot of his films have a lot of dialogue to it that's like very raunchy and you know yeah oh yeah just overblown yeah he does a lot of his films uh we're not a lot but he does do like chopping the shit all up but basically i think pulp fiction he made because like the way he writes his films is based off music that he wants to use for specific seeds so like literally he'll think of a like he'll try to pick a song first before even writing the script he's like i like a song on a red movie around that's interesting yeah and um one of michael bays signature moves literally is like the fucking uh the camera will circle around like characters like continuously like just a big ass fucking circle around the character now if you're not like you see in transformers like almost all every single transformers there's a shot look back go ahead guys watch a transformers film and comment back saying that you're right kyle almost every single film has one of those shots in it and what's funny why i bring this up is because i was watching another film that he made which i did not know he made until i noticed one of his shots yeah and he also doesn't have bad boys one and two the fucking circular shot oh yeah i i can recall one yeah the specific thing i'm thinking about i think it's from bad boys too um is when will smith and martin are in one of the drug lords you know like a Haitian shoot and they start shooting shoot out but between the walls just going from each side yeah so that specific scene was caught uh took or not sorry was replicated in a movie that i didn't know was directed by michael bae movie painting game with michael walburry oh i know i know i know he did that movie yeah exactly i didn't know that either and that movie was actually pretty good i like that movie that movie made me really like split uh like not nauseated but like it really like kind of made me sick to myself me sometimes why um like the motion or like just it was a bad movie no like um i think the part where they're torturing the guy uh and then the fucking dwayne's character like um kind of caught in between trying to be a good guy and like like kind of made me emotionally like oh fuck man like he just wants to be a good dude and shit yeah well actually sorry and you're up to you but i read the uh like what that movie was based on because it was based on true story um there wasn't like a third guy i think dwayne's character was actually a part of the main dude's personality but like he was so like bipolar and shit they gave him his own character and i was like and i think reading that to you that made me also like fucking like damn this is kind of intense for me so yeah um but yeah so there's a scene in that film can't remember the specific scene but again this fucking circular shot and as that scene's going on i was watching it with one of her cousins and as that scene's going on i'm like huh this is director michael bay isn't it and she's like i don't know i'm like look it up she looks actually yeah how the fuck do you know that i'm like because of that fucking shot it's in every single one of his goddamn movies signature shot yeah his signature shot and actually this reminds me of another story i took a sketch comedy writing class over the summer one time during college and one of our assignments was to basically write a sketch a commie sketch and write it in a way that i was directed by a certain director and one of my or not write a commie sketch i think we write a basic scene i think they gave us the scene i think the scene was just like right uh some dude goes to target buy something and walks out like that was a scene and we had to write it specifically how a certain director would do it and i wrote it and how michael bay would have done it and basically what it is it's just like uh i gotta find that script it's hell of funny because we haven't get plenty to so basically what happens is the guy walks up to the cash register there's some back and forth talk like how michael bay always has in his movies like that fucking smarty talk as well yeah and then like he buys the thing and as we're talking to doing the during the exchange when he's buying the thing it does a circular shot or whatever i like i wrote that in there and then as he's walking away he puts on his sunglasses and then just explodes in the background because he's known for that too a lot of explosions yeah so yeah that was fun a little quick fun facts about myself sorry this is really all about me isn't it yeah episode 17 yeah all about me what are we just call it rift rift rift part two oh we did we'll know because we ripped it in another episode didn't we that was more of the question than answers one though oh was it yeah because we that was more we took questions to answer stuff missy she binged all of her episodes when i told her about like her podcast yeah what you think she uh i think all about missy all of a sudden i know right she's she uh i think she enjoyed a lot of them that's good she's like our only listener i know right all about her i just uh no actually that shikili told one of his friends told one of his friends to start listening to our podcast too oh nice yeah and he does he was listening to the jolls he's being his friend yeah she's being his friend shikili's friend listened to it and i think he was listening to the jolls one and shikili was again calling him that for now on shikili was telling me like yeah dude he listened to your jolls one and he was saying like man working at working because i guess his friend worked as a dishwasher too he was like the best job ever it was hellified i'm like well yeah it's fun but that's just hella hard too yeah he's like you know the relationships you make with the chefs and you know everybody else the staff back in the kitchen yeah don't like yeah i had that too you know but shit's hard yeah shit's still hard i fucking hated it but shout out to all those dishwashers you do you boo boo uh i'm good you good i'm good do you an hour about yeah i mean when i cut it it's probably gonna be like 55 minutes usual time okay not bad yeah not bad thanks for listening i'm Kyle um christopher or del or del oh yeah or del uh that was talking nonsense follow us on instagram at talking nonsense underscore