Episode 170: Don't Sell Your Soul, Just Sell Your Vagina

Tale as old as time… true as it can be… can you finish the lyrics here???? This tale is of a woman. Does she need to sell her soul, compromise her morals and completely change her being in order to GET THAT MONEY????? The answer, dear listeners, is NO. An emphatic NO, she does not. An in our opinion, sister, you don’t need to sell your soul, all that you need to do is sell. that. vagina.  And you can watch those platinum AMEX cards fill up your Chanel bag. YOU GOT THE POWER IN THAT PUSSY. Don’t change for that money hunnnnnay.  Welcome in to episode 70, where we decide that we are, in fact, all that and a bag diamonds. In case you didn’t know already. This week in review brings listeners the clear skies (Claire got to go RV camping and Fran got to use her pool and watch her adorable kittens) and the smoke (Claire got to RV camping with her kids and it was a lot of work and Fran had her fun themed ride get cancelled due to unhealthy air quality). News of the week is coming at us from racist/prejudiced home appraisers and a biased home lending process and a local “worship concert” permitted by the CHP. A listener is seeking our advice this week asking how to help her friend. Lady, your friend doesn’t need your help, go get yourself a damn designer bag and pipe down. Sadly, we learned this week that, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, is coming to a close. The ladies share their favorite Kardashian and favorite moment from the series, in this weeks “ask us anything”. The gals are continuing to share shit they like and this week it is Netflix shows and weekday farmers markets.  Lastly, this weeks hater is brought to you by the police. Are you surprised? No, no you aren’t. Pomegranate Margarita2 cups fresh pomegranate juice1 cup lime juice3/4 cup tequila3/4 CointreauPomegranate seeds for garnishPour over iceDid you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter