Episode 171: Do As She Says, Not As She Does

We all have that friend, you know the one, who likes to tell you what do and when to do it. The one who is always right and likes to tell you about it and weigh in on your wrongs. The one who calls you out for breaking the rules and then breaks them herself! Wait… you don’t have this friend? WTF? Claire has been telling me that there is one of these in every relationship and thats just the way it is. God damn it. Welcome in to episode 71, where we get a glimpse into some seriously AWKWARD family dinners and share some random celebrity partying dreams. This week in review brings listeners the Good (ALL THE ROSES FOR CLAIRE)  and the meh (4 month infant regressions are a bitch). News of the week is coming at ya by way of ICE facilities practicing eugenics in this country (what fucking year is it?) and cancelled Halloween festivities (sigh) A listener is seeking our advice this week regarding some family man sharing. Its good, TRUST.  The ladies share their dream celebrity bachelorette party smite list in this weeks, ask us anything.  The gals are continuing to share shit they like and this week it is Lululemon finally creating more inclusive sizing and the new Paris Hilton Documentary..  Lastly, this weeks hater is a local Sacramento business. Don’t worry, the Bee already called them out.  Last Bit O Summer CocktailJalapeno Infused Vodka1 cup vodka1 diced jalapeno, seeds removedCocktail1 shot jalapeño vodka (1 – 1.5 ounces)Lots of Frozen PineappleHandful of Mint lime or pineapple flavored sparkling waterPour the vodka into a glass jar and add the sliced jalapeño. Seal the top with a cover or lid and let sit overnight to infuseWhen ready to assemble the cocktail, combine the jalapeño infused vodka with the frozen Pineapple and mint, blend it up. After blending add in sparkling water flavor of choice (lime or pineapple works best)Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter