Episode 178: Prison Pen Pals and Whipped Cream Bikinis

Do you, dear listeners, love yourself a whipped cream bikini, like producer Brian does? Were your formative sexual experiences define by James Vanderbeek and the cast of varsity blues? Are you also as obsessed with prison culture as Claire is? Do you long for a prison pen pal and suggest that lonely widows out there, go seek and find them someone who is Locke up to converse with? Well then, you pour friends, are in luck! This episode waxes poetic about both of these things- and if you are as random as the ladies of ABV are, well then this episode is for you.Welcome in to episode 78, where its cold AF and we are having to turn to warm alcoholic beverages and layers of clothing to keep these socially distanced recordings up. This week in review brings the great (new ABV listeners giving Claire compliments- this was Fran’s rose BTW and highlighted hair) and the bad (Poor Claire has cats in heat, nuff said).  News of the week is bringing some hypocrisy (Gavin Newsome , come the fuck on buddy) and all the joyful jams (thank you again, Obama). A listener is seeking our advice this week regarding her widowed mother. Lady, lay off your poor mom. The ladies are sharing their favorite parts pf the male and female anatomy and Claire is getting some Jackie Warner vibes from Fran. Shit the ladies like this week highlights another instagram account, this week focusing on parenting and some amazing period underwear that Claire is reviewing!  Lastly, this weeks hater is brought to you by a numbnuts Mississippi GOP rep- gotta love these backwards ass dummies. Apple ToddyFor the non-alcohol base:6 cups Apple Cider3 dashes Cinnamon1 Dash Nutmeg1/2-1 teaspoon orange zestBring all ingredients to a boiil, pour over 1-2 shots brandy, whiskey or bourbon. Cinnamon sticks, for garnishDid you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter