I Feel like it's that bad. I had a terrible fucking time, dude Oh, okay, we'll get to it. Yeah, and welcome back to talking nonsense. I'm your host Kyle and I'm here with Christopher And today's topic is I don't know what it's like.
I guess we can say weekend plans, but more specifically failed Yeah, cuz you and I both kind of had a oh failed weekend plan, right? Yeah, I was gonna suck if I talk about this because I know if I go to work today Saturday Yeah, I work on Sunday. I'm gonna work on Sunday. My colors and be like oh, how is you know Disneyland?
Oh, yeah And I was gonna tell them it was great like it was awesome. Yeah, it was gonna be lit. Yeah, but I didn't fucking go So now they're gonna know I guess I'm really like would they be like expecting you to come back to work because you didn't go is that why you don't like no? I mean, they're not gonna say shit.
They're not gonna be like time. I said, did you know Kyle didn't go? He could have came back to work. No, they're not gonna be like that.
Okay. I'm just saying though like it's just hell embarrassing I mean like yeah, I told them all about it. I was like do suckers fuck you guys. I'll be in Disneyland while y'all doing your work And then I never fucking went I fucking hate when that happens is like shit gets so hyped up Yeah, and then it's just so shit happens and it ruins all of it.
I know but like I'm a boring ass dude I rarely really make good. I think you're boring. I think we just were very specific in what we like to do I guess But the things that we like to do I think are boring I mean, I'm born it, but like I mean I try to give you a compliment there. Yeah, shut down looking outside in You know, I mean I like people would be like wow y'all don't know how to fucking have fun.
Yeah, you know It's my my typical fun night for me, right? It's just staying at home hang out with good friends or close family Yeah playing board games or some shit. Yeah, I'm down for that like in a target run Yeah, it's a target run that we always talk about by the way target fucking sponsor us, please yo But I don't know like that's that's my ideal. We know I feel I'm not the same way like I mean I might add in like drinking because I like yeah, of course I mean like if it's just like a chill like night and it's not really a no one's only for drinking that too Just chilling with friends like having a good time some some low key.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm not too big on going out Or clubbing yeah, I'm not a big club guy either. Honestly. I'm not even a big drinker.
I don't I rarely do I mean when it's like Okay, I know that I know like see here's the thing I always tell myself that I Personally don't feel like I need to drink to have fun Yeah, you know I consider myself a pretty fun guy without alcohol and I've gotten I've had drink before where I got drunk But I'm fucking quiet as fuck that's why I don't always here. It's your it's your uh, yeah, that's my drunk self Because it's usually quite down that's interesting. Well, because they say at least I've heard it before that your drunk self is usually the opposite What you're actually are so people are quiet normally when they're drunk. They're loud is fun.
Yeah, I get loud Yeah, you know I mean I'm loud normally Yeah, so I think that's why I get quiet like the only time I've actually ever gotten drunk was at our cousin's wedding back in Wow just saying the fucking years really sad three years ago Like I think that's like the only time I have to change it for some people Silver for three years right now. I mean I drink here and there but so that's like the only time I've actually ever gone oh shit Sorry, that's my computer anyways that that's like the only time that I've actually ever gotten drunk and those are cousins wedding Fun as shit ever. I'll tell you that though. Like even I was quiet as fuck.
I still had a great time like being drunk I'll give you like I'll say that yeah, I'll say that much You know I mean but I think also the reason why was so much fun is because before I actually got drunk We were at this like bar Club in Tahoe because that's where the wedding was at it was in Tahoe and it was hell of fun because all of our like at least for me All like the cool you're cool, but you like all the cool old cousins You know I mean I could like hang out and be down with we're there Yeah, and like it was just a fucking fun as time You're just like dancing the DJ was dope. It's fun That's the thing like when I go clubbing or if I ever do clubbing I've only gone literally like twice plus that four times Tahoe two times like outside like an actual club Yeah, but we'll get to that so just as birthday those are the two times I'm coming back So like if the DJ's fucking good playing some good ass music that I could actually like vibe and dance to I'll have a great fucking time Whether or not I'm drunk. Yeah, and just that night Like before I even got fully drunk like we were drinking taking shots and shit I was good like I said I'm an outgoing guy. I'm loud and shit So I was already loud as fuck and I kid you not like literally as soon as I knew I was getting drunk I sat down at the table and I was just sitting there I know I started out.
I was just sitting there smiling just minding my own business Like I'll vomit a little bit to the music now, but like people like they walk up to you like how come on? I'm like mm-hmm just nodding I'm like yep. I'll be there in a minute never left never left the table and like this girl to my left She's a family friend. Yeah on the other side of the family.
So she's not blood related. Yeah. She was like sitting with me too She's pretty cute too. Not blood related, okay?
She's like talking me and she had her drink. She's like dude. I can't finish this you want to drink this with me I'm like yeah, I guess drunk self-touges says yes I was like totally so like we're drinking talking and shit and then like yeah I'm just quiet the whole night just sitting there my own business smile I think that's like it depends on the person who's getting married Well, because I got married like I said like they're a lot older than us. Yeah, they're like the cool older than us Like I can hella vibe with them.
Yeah, if it was someone like let's say for example Just someone in the family. I don't really talk to you getting married. I don't see myself getting drunk at their wedding Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean we're gonna be with family, but I don't really know them so yeah I feel it I don't know if that makes sense or not It sort of does like there are cousins that like or family members that you can you vibe with more than others So it's like I definitely do get more excited going to certain people's houses more than others Just because like I know I'm gonna have a better time. Yeah, okay Like yeah, for example like if I were to go to a wedding like for a friend that I don't know let's say I only talk to you At high school and they somehow invited me like I'm not gonna get drunk at that wedding, but if it was like I would just despite him No, it feels like Peter's wedding.
Oh fuck yeah, I'm a great job. You know, I mean like I'm best friend like of course I'm a great job shit for sure, but I don't know. I don't really drink that's I don't like going out too much I guess no I feel it I go out like if people invite me and they're like dude Let's go have fun. Let's go out.
Let's go out. Let's go out. I'm down, but I'll be down to be your DD cuz I'm still gonna have fun With regardless. Yeah, yeah, I love seeing people drunk Honestly, yeah, so fun, especially you and Jess like Jess's birthday or sorry your guys is birthday night I'm pretty much but I do I do like the clutch moment that I have that was this I'm so mad too because every time I tell this story they always the person I'm telling to always ask me like did you record it?
I'm like no, they're like didn't even happen. I know but it did I kid you not if fucking happens Well, you're mad man. I'm happy to swear. Yeah, no like seriously it did dude.
Let's talk about that My clutch moment or that that whole night We'll talk about the first I want to talk about first the clutch moment because it's fucking hilarious And then we'll talk about the night because there's there's a few things to do I want to say about the night so for those of you listening a couple months back It was just an adult's birthday because they have the birth their same birthday in the same month Hmm different days but within the same month so they decided that they wanted to go clubbing for their birthday she did Yeah, okay. Well, I mean you're too much of a pussy to say no so true They decided they wanted to go loving um and I was like, you know, fuck it whatever I'll go is on I think last time to looking at birthday before that you guys wanted to do the same thing and I was like Not cool and I didn't even go I think it was specifically for Jessica's birthday only like the whole Benny Honors shit Oh, yeah, like didn't you guys go clubbing that night to we went we were supposed to bar hopping But went to like one bar in the restaurant clubs. Yeah, I guess yeah, I guess you can call yeah We went clubbing yeah, and I shaped it and go yeah, I was like no, I'm good like hard. No, yeah But I guess this time because it was both your guys's birthday so like fuck it might as well Yeah, so we go there and these two motherfuckers Chris and Jen I got super drunk get fucking plastered like that well, okay.
It wasn't even that bad, but it's bad I mean, I feel like I was an asshole that night no you weren't even an asshole at all You're just really annoying because you kept asking am I an asshole if I'm so sorry if I'm an asshole I'm sorry do it my asshole. I'm like bro. No, okay just shut up Like you were that bad you were fine to handle okay at least you like only threw up once Twice technically and then as soon as we get to the hotel You just pass the fuck out whereas Jess on the other hand gets to the hotel and she's non fucking stop like crying throwing up Like in blabbering on about how she doesn't feel good and like so here's to tell we get to the club They drink obviously they get to drunk. They'll need to go home.
I get kicked out first. I'm gonna throw yeah I'll be talking about that later. I'm a but basically so we get back to the hotel mean it's all go home first Because you know, I didn't really drink but I'm good So and of course I'm not gonna let him go back myself So I go back and we're chilling at the hotel this will fucking passes the fuck out like hell easily he gets in the bed He's like thank you so much. I'm like it's fine dude Just nah because I'm so sorry my asshole.
It might be like shut up. He's going to bed So he knocks out literally an hour later Jess comes home with her boyfriend fucking or comes back to the hotel with her boyfriend Drunkus fuck she comes in crying like I don't feel good. I don't feel good. I need to throw up.
I'm just like oh my god Here we go. So of course, I'm tending to her. I'm trying to help her boyfriend tend to her and everything He's kind of drunk. He's not really drunk, but like he's not helping either right?
So I'm mostly doing all the work like just literally just going back and forth and fucking like we get she gets into the hotel room She sits down the floor for whatever reason. She's like I gotta throw up so I grab a trash can in the room give to her She throws in the trash can and she goes no, I can't do it here I gotta go to toilet tries to get up fucking stumbling and shit I'm like holding her grab like dude calm down fucking stumbles her way hit her head a couple times soon Guess the bathroom hanging on the fucking porcelain toilet shit throwing up She's like oh and you lay down gets up against something like dude. Where are you going like stop goes to bed lies down Soon she lies down. No, I need throw up and you throw up gets back up.
Oh my god Jess and then at one point she's like I got fucking pea I gotta pee so she's like in a dress and all she has on is obviously the dress abroad underwear whatever right? That's it. I got a pea. I got a pea so she like merely begins taking off her fucking underwear I'm like okay, Josh right?
You handle that shit. Yeah, yeah I'm fine so she pees comes out of that room still her underwear is off right? So what is why I know this is because it's on the ground okay? I'm not looking it's on the ground So she's walking around fucking drunk as fuck.
She's like oh no, I'm so embarrassed everyone can see me It's gross I'm like dude. No one's looking like we're like lay down. Jess. Please just lay down She's like no it's gross everyone can see it.
No, I'm so embarrassed and then guys guys I can't you not keep in mind okay keep in mind Chris here is past the fuck out Okay, like literally past the fuck out we get Jess to the bed and he's just like oh shit hold on time out And we're back so yeah, so Jess again is on the bed fucking drunk crazy yelling that she's embarrassed because everyone can see her Who Hall cuz you know fucking underwear is off she says that she like everyone can see my pussy blah blah blah blah and guys Again like I said Adele's past the fuck out like out of deep sleep just notch a lot lead with his eyes closed Okay says no wonder it smells like fish Okay, so he's on one bed of the room right he's on the side of the room Jess is on the right side of the room on the right bed and I'm in the middle and as soon as Adele says that I look to a delm like what the fuck And then Jess is like fuck you fuck you a dog Oh fight you right now just drunk out of her fucking mind on the bed and then Adele on his side of the bed still drunk Eyes closed laying down sticks his fucking fist out towards the right side of the bed like waving it up in town like let's go Come on let's go and then gents it's like fucking laying down on her side of the bed putting her fucking fist out like fuck you Try to find him to and I'm just looking back and forth at these two like idiots just like left right fucking idiots God fucking dammit. What are you doing? I'm just like laughing. Oh my god these two I started god It was I know I know you guys aren't gonna believe me because I didn't record it but it fucking happened It I believe it.
Yeah fucking happened. It was the funniest shit ever. I was like wow I can't believe it don't just sit right now. I feel like I just got to get in process that because you know if you guys have been listening for a While now Adele does not seem like the type to do that right and it was just he's not and it was just so fucking shocking just to hear him Like quiet as fuck and then all of a sudden no wonder it smells like fish That was great.
That was great. Oh my god. I'll give you props for that one. Thank you.
That was a good comeback I vaguely remember that and like I remember like just You know, I don't know if you don't really watch anime, but there's like a popular anime sequence where it's like Like there's like a bolt of lightning that strikes across the screen when a character has like an idea Like I feel like it's like one of those moments like yeah, my fucking light bulb just turned on It's like waking up out of deep sleep. I just imagined you just you lay on the bed and then also just getting up like I got it No, I was like this Yeah, they're just like that guy It's like an activated phrase But yeah that that night was fucking terrible too. Yeah, no, I mean I still had a good time It was just I'm so embarrassed what it just makes me embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed by that night Oh, I don't know.
I mean like I said, I still had fun But it was kind of shitty because it was ended kind of early because yeah, you you got I cockwalked you real bad I'm so sorry, dude. I'm so sorry. No, it's cool. It's not cool No, it's not honestly like I should have made a much better.
Yeah. Well, I mean to be completely honest Okay, like so for their birthday, we got a table at a club with bottle service So we had alcohol already prepared for us at the club like fucking $700 worth 700 more Yeah, and these idiots actually it was an idiot who decided to do it We will not say his name because he's no longer anyways He decided no longer relevant. Yeah, he decided guys Let's fucking pregame and granted I guess because we were like, yeah, we're all idiots too I mean I didn't say yeah, I was just like okay, whatever Because you know I didn't yeah, I mean you didn't say yeah, but they're like forcing because like oh shit birthday come on this Take a shot before we do a club like whatever. Yeah, one shot sure but like really though we had bottle service Yeah, like why we should have said no at one point.
Yeah, so we were pre-gaming at the hotel room They took like I don't know like six seven. We were doing yeah, fucking Jameson So we were already drunk before we got there. Yeah, she was gone. She was gone.
She was gone. Sorry fucking Uber She was like, whoa I'm like shut up I can't wait to talk I can't wait bro. I know I'm talking a lot. No, no keep going So we get to the club we get our fucking table and we get served our alcohol or whatever and They're drinking some more.
We're all drinking some more. We take a couple more shots And then a del over here like all of a sudden get telequiet and just like sitting at a table just sitting there And the area that we're at it's like it's not really a table area It's more of just like a little private area around like a little lounge area And so against the wall is a bench We're like, you know lounge chairs and shit and then I see a doll here just sitting there just chill quiet I'm like you good. He's like, no, he's like, yep. I'm good.
I'm like cool And I'm chilling. You know, I'm doing my time and then I look over again. I see a del just laying down I'm like, nope. Mm-hmm.
Sit up. He's like, no, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good Okay, don't lay down. Okay, still sitting there Go back my own business.
Turn around. He's gone. I'm like, what the fuck? Like I completely got like where the fuck this one could go and then like not too long I'm like, okay, I gotta go to bathroom and then I'm walking towards the bathroom I got I got a step out for this part makes me cringe.
So I'll be back after this part No, no, say no don't leave I Gotta go peace. I go to the bathroom. It's just as there and she's like dude. I don't have to get kicked out I'm like, what are we talking about?
He's like, he's about to get kicked out. Can you get him like where is he? Wait, hold on. Sorry.
Let me backtrack real quick. I actually go to the bathroom, you know, I gotta do the urinal I do my business. I wash my hands and then like I walk out and that's why I see Jess and she's like I don't have to get kicked out. It says all this shit.
I'm like, where is he? She's like he's in the bathroom. I'm like, what I was just there like no, he's not He's like he's in the bathroom and then it does in a fucking stall like taking forever to do whatever he was doing I threw up and then like I had a urinate Yeah, but here's the thing like I thought the reason why security was actually in there too and it's like knocking on your stall like hey Let's go like hurry up. So I was talking security.
I'm like, oh, it's cool. It's my friend Like I got it like don't worry. Don't trip. I thought he was just telling you like hurry up because you were taking too long I didn't know that Jess was saying like no like they're kicking him out for sure Yeah, and so I was like, oh, I'm trying to secure him.
I'm like dude. I'm like dude. It's all hurry up And then it does just like I'm good. I'm good.
I'm almost done Like five or minutes. I'm like bro. We got to go and I know hold on and he finally finishes. He's like, I know, I know Tell somebody here fucking putting his head in his hands.
Oh man. He's hell of a It's fine, bro. It's not you it's not fine. Basically a long story.
I don't get kicked out Yeah, it all gets kicked out and I need to go get the hotel key from just his boyfriend because they're the ones I got the hotel So I'm walking back to the lounge or to our table and as I'm walking back It hurts me so much. Sorry. No, it's cool This cute ass fucking girl stops me and like starts dancing to me and I'm just like, oh You're so pretty but I can't I gotta go and I shit like I look at her I smile I do a little moves and I'm like deuces and walk straight to the table get the hotel key and don't meet you Sorry, I feel bad for the girl Chicken for listening. I'm sorry.
I caught watching Yeah, she was cute. I'll make it up to you somehow. Well, you don't get me a girl. Yeah, I'll try Yeah, I'll try try emphasis on the word try because I don't talk to girls.
Yeah neither do I so school But yeah, there's that So Your turn because I know I talked to hell of shit hell of shit. So I part of the story. Oh wait I don't know are we or do you want me to talk about tonight last night? On you bro.
Oh, it's your episode I know right because you tell the story better true Even if he was like yeah, you're cuz I tell stories better because like you give them right amount of details. Yeah I think I get sidetracked when I tell stories. I think you're just thinking too hard on telling the story I think so you repeat a lot of stuff because you're like wait did I say that? Yes, you did so go ahead though.
I mean so last night last night A concert you went to right or like a little event. Yeah, so we went to go see Borges who it's Borges again I guess it's like he's a DJ. Yeah, he's a DJ. Okay, and I mean, I don't know if that's the right word He used in his sense.
Well, I'll get into that. Whatever. He's a musician sure. No Yeah, he played his iPod playlist.
I feel like his five high playlist I know so we went to see Borges in like Sacramento last night. Mm-hmm. It was you it was me just Venus Josh, just his boyfriend. Yeah, who's Jessica's boyfriend and then Venus's friends?
Okay, that was like a guy's his main group. Yeah, and then like Venus's other friends who were there Which I have so much shit to say about them too. Okay, they meant us there or rather they meant Venus there Real sorry real quick though for those of you involved in the story if you're listening keep in mind like a dulgings no disrespect He's just saying this shit because I mean it's what happened to him, right? Yeah, this is like there's yeah Keep that in mind.
No heart feelings. He probably still loves you guys. Maybe if you have you less than what it was before Yeah, definitely not going to any of those events anymore. I mean, I don't know what happened So I'm pretty excited.
Oh shut up because I'm sure our listeners like Kyle shut the fuck up. Let him talk All right, so where was that? Oh, yeah, so we get our main group. We go there, right?
Wal-right Venus is though they started doing that pre-game shit also with Jmo Okay, I mean this is my life. I'm like no, I'm not gonna pre-game that much because I got kicked out last time Not gonna happen. I'm not gonna cop-locking body. I'm gonna be good tonight and uh like me personally I'm pretty shy everyone who knows me knows that so like tonight I'm gonna go out have fun I'm gonna try to get a girl's number nothing like not gonna try to get a girlfriend trying to get a girl get her number Like talk to her be friends.
Maybe someone happens fall in love get married have two kids and a dog Not trying to get a girlfriend No, it's trying to find that wifey material, but no so I was like, you know, I'm going out there half one get a girl's number be chill Yeah, so they start pre-gaming with Jmo and I even said this I pointed this out to everybody I was like no last time we pre-gamed. We all got fucking kicked out Yeah, like I'm not gonna do it and they're like come on you got to so like they gave me baby shots and I was like all right fine And then he didn't drive to the event. No, we took a nooburr. Okay, and we were back I'll get to that part.
Okay, and so they started pre-gaming with Jmo I was having like little tiny ass baby shots and then I was chasing it down with coke and then like I would space out the Like frequency of my shots. Yeah, I only had like I think two or three and then Let's just drink and coke and then I had like stellar 12 that like light beer And so but like Venus and jazz got pretty pretty good was going. Jess. Not wasn't so bad In the beginning, but Venus was like by the time we got to the vent, she was pretty fucked up already Really?
Like she was at that point where it was like tipsy and then just one more drink would have just sent her over which happened so like we go there I meet some of Venus's friends who are just really like fucking annoying. Yeah, and Guys And what's like what annoyed me was like this one dude in particular. I don't know his name I don't care. No his name But I hope he listens to this because you're a fucking asshole If I tell you twice that she's my cousin and you ask me twice in a row if she's my girlfriend I'm gonna punch you in the fucking face like I was so close to fuck truck.
No, I said He's just that fucking dumb. I was like bro. That's my cousin. It's cool.
He said it once. He's like, oh is that your girlfriend? No, it's my cousin. No, I'm gonna have a minute later like a second.
Oh is that your girlfriend? No, dude, that's my cousin. I just fucking told you like a second ago. He's like always cool.
It's my bad I was like, I'm gonna get a drink. I fucking just straight up walked away I was like, I'm fucking fuck. So it was that like a bar, right? Or not a bar.
It was at a club. It was at a club and there's like like an outdoor area like lounge area But anyway, so I go inside and get a drink and like I'm chilling out. I'm having a pretty good time, right? Um, when did like shit hit the fan?
No, when did Borges start playing? Like as soon as you guys were there? No, like not probably maybe to like one. Oh, so what was it just a regular DJ just playing music or something?
Yeah, it wasn't so bad. It was like this is like kind of club music people dance whenever in the beginning. Okay, so continue. And so like I got like two beers beforehand like just blue moons whatever and then this is right around when shit starts hit the fan because like so After I come back they're all standing inside to like the entrance of the bar and it's like crowding it people are trying to get in and out Like guys like we need to like fucking like get out of the way or like move because there's people trying to get in and out like who's crowding at your group?
Like Venus's friends and all of you guys. Venus's group not my group. I get like Fun you know this association there. So yeah, so Venus's group was blocking the door.
Kinda. Yeah, by this time So it's probably like 12 12ish, right? Maybe 1230. So when Borges comes on though, that's when shit all hits the fan So let's go see Borges because that's what they fucking paid for.
Yeah, um, where's Jess and all this? So Jess got mad at Venus because she's being a sloppy ass drunk. She gets annoyed with Venus and you know how she goes so she's like, oh fucking Bf, I hate you. She leaves.
She leaves. Okay. Okay, so because she leaves she starts like like she leaves get strings I don't know what prompted her to get mad at Josh or like what prompted that prompted that so they're fighting and fucking Josh is like Just kind of sitting by himself like chilling out drinking. Oh, Josh And like I don't blame at all the Josh thing myself you talked to him and then what happens?
So, Jess is like all by herself. Josh is by himself. Jess texts me on my phone like I want to go like like I'm fucking pissed. Okay, I'm like, okay So this is all already like what like 1am?
This is like 451ish already. Okay, I'm like fuck like I don't know where anyone is. Yeah, so did you text like where you at? Like so we're Josh and I where I could see her so I knew where she was at.
Yeah, um, well I was like, okay Let me go get Venus because I don't know where she's at. Yeah, I'm running all over the fucking place Just trying to find Venus and so I don't like being around people like crowds and people freak me out I hate that shit So like it was a huge thing for me to kind of step out of my comfort zone and go to that Like go to that. I go deep into the fucking gorgeous crowd like everyone's all fucking sweating pushing me Everyone's like smoking weed and shit. Yeah, there's like smoke everywhere.
I'm like fuck all y'all Come on. Hey, like find fucking people bro. Yeah, and so like I'm fuck I walk I'm walking it and pushing I push the dude like get the fuck out of my way. I need to find my cousin.
I need a dip This is fucking bullshit. I hate it And so sober she's already if we needed one, but like she's not drinking So I'm like, okay, stay here and you go find other like I still need to find other people And like sort shit out because I said the plan though Was like a plan to like for all you guys to leave together if it came to that point or or what or was there like another plan where like you guys Just drove or took uber there together and then like hey, maybe we'll just if we got to go I thought we'd be like kicking it as a unit. Yeah, and then we just all leave together because the way they Was never discussed. Yeah, it was never discussed though But the way they made it seems like oh, you know, since your first time we're all gonna kick it together and like just have a chill time So it's cool like I could kick back relax Like kind of like let loose a little bit more than you know, instead of kind of being like a like guardian not guardian angel, but like a babysitter, you know, I'm trying to search it out because Jess wants to go home She's not talking to Josh and I guess while I was trying to find everyone Venus bumped into Jess Spilled Jess's drink that she had oh shit, but like the way she spilled her Like I guess she was taking a sip of it at the time Bumped into her and I guess the glass like fucked up her lip.
Oh shit for us. Yeah, and then I guess she told Josh And then Josh was already I don't know if he was mad or if he just because he's pretty like laid back So I don't know if like Jess was like wanting him to be more like extravagant with his reaction But she said that Josh didn't give two shits so she's like I want to go home fucking hate it I'm gonna go home like and if no one's gonna drive I'm gonna sleep in my car like I don't want to be here anymore I'm like all right. I'll take you home. Just like chill the fuck out.
So you guys suggest this car to second Yeah, but we left a Venus So Jess is like I go up to Jess like I know where I know where you and Josh are at can you stay here? Just so I fucking know where you're at she's like oh I'm fucking pissed everyone I don't want to talk to one you better not ask me to forgive anybody I'm like I just straight up actually the same one spot like you all fucking say it was my night tap fun Here I am trying to piece all your shit together And so like and she's just being fucking rude and shit and mean like zenage gets so eventually I see Venus Like all right Venus like we gotta go like we're done. We're not this is not happening So this is like 145 ish and so like she's like oh why are we getting kicked out? Yeah, like no bro you're fucking sloppy.
Yeah, so then what so um I sit everyone down. I'm like all right Josh Call the uber. I'll pay you back whatever She starts fucking up chucking like outside like on the house. Yeah, and she's gonna go on fucking Jess Really like like on her shoes.
Yeah, fuck and I'm like Jess obviously got hella mad at him Yeah, and it was near my boots like oh my fucking Doc Murns bro. You better watch the fuck out with that shit And then Venus's other friends were there And they saw her and all of a sudden they're like oh what's wrong? It's like yo all you just try to stake your cousin my cousin you all can like fuck off like don't play that Oh, I'm here for you type of shit like no you're fucking scumbag and so Little Venus is friends who's a girl, but unfortunately super fucking hot for an Asian girl as boyfriend, but it starts. I know right And then um One of the friends I didn't meet this guy like I know who he was and I was waiting for him to introduce myself to me Because I can be the bitch and make the first move like fuck so Okay, I know right typical Filipino fuck boy.
Like I was already mad just by looking out. I'm like okay Like straight up like I fucking hate it. Yeah, anyways He's like Venus what's wrong like like and you look at her like what why are you being so sloppy? It's like bro if you honestly cared you would have stopped this shit a long time ago Because you were around her the most like fuck out of here bro and then um he looks at Jess and he's like oh you guys got to take her home Like what you fucking think we're doing like we're just fucking chilling out like yeah, and I was so ready to fight this dude but like so I'm like all right Uh the uber's like two minutes out.
I mean it's we gotta get up. We gotta go like yeah dip now and she's like oh, okay Oh, yeah, I forgot Venus lost her phone somewhere along the lines And I'm like we got I got I got my phone. It's like yo like we can't find your phone right like this Just like let me take you home. I'll come back.
I mean I was like Because I just wanted to get her home and get her like in bed, you know I was like, I'm just gonna stay in like the look of your phone or whatever You're telling her that yeah, I was just trying to get her to come with me So we can go home. Yeah and Jess is testing my phone too like I'm so fucking because home like oh my god Like bro, it's just a lot of basically babysitting for yeah, and so see that's why I Okay, so I'm sorry. I feel it now. I feel it dude.
Well. No. No here's the thing though This is I also got a couple of that night or last night a little bit. I'm sorry.
What happened? So many girls I was talking to a couple girls like because I was running around and I was like fuck Can't say shit. Yeah, damn that sucks. Well, no what I was gonna say is just I was talking to my friend about this because she wonders why I don't drink either And I told her like I said in the beginning.
I feel like I don't need to I have fun without it And she's just like yeah, but then you always end up taking care of your cousin. Yeah, I told her the stories about how to take care of you guys and shit She's like that's not cool dude. Like I shouldn't have let you do that or whatever I'm like, yeah, I know I get that so yes Like sometimes I do wish that I was more adamant about drinking and like just let myself go and do not have any worry about you guys But it's just I'm the older cousin like I was raised to like make sure everything was cool You know for you guys and make sure you guys are good And I don't know I think it's just I don't want to say it's the father in me But like when I see someone like already like fucked up and indeed, I'm just like, okay, I can't drink no more I gotta be sure that this person is safe because I already know everybody else in the fucking group's not gonna think that way Yeah, there's you like oh, we're all having fun. Look at that dumb bitch throwing up cool.
I'm just like no you dumb bitch fucking take care of her ass like what the fuck that's what made me mad last night I was like oh That's I mean that's not what made me mad but like last night was like, okay, you know, even though they say like I came like let loose It's like I've always been the one to like kind of take advantage that I could drink like you know what I'm gonna drink a little bit I'll keep casual like, you know, I just want to be able to have a good time talk to people just whatever keep casual And so and I had a sneaking suspicion that I would end up being a babysitter anyway So I was like, you know what it's better if I don't drink that much That's why you guys wanted me to go huh, so then I would be the babysitter No, I wanted you to go just because like honestly I So when I say I like to drink It's not alcohol it's like the to me It's like when two people get together like a group of friends and you're all drinking and it's just chill That to me is what drinking is like that moment where you're bonding that's what I look for I just want to bond with you So I'm trying to take Venus home though And it's like she's like fucking crying dude like her eyes out. Sorry. Hold on back up quick So do you guys eventually get to the uber all of you together? Yeah, okay, so you do Hands her phone so like we get our phone safe.
Yeah cool. Okay. It's so awkward in the uber dude It's all of you guys. It's so it's you just Venus Josh the main unit.
Okay. All this so fucking quiet dude Right. I know I know Kind of bummed that like they didn't get like yeah Yeah, so tell quiet you guys get back to Venus's house. Yeah as soon as we get to Venus's house Like I mean as soon as like five minutes before Venus's house Venus goes I need to throw up I can't look quiet in the in the uber and I knew the uber driver heard that yeah I'm like Venus shut the fuck up like we're almost there.
Just pull it I was like hold your breath Like close your eyes whatever as soon as we get home close your eyes and make some worse like she hops out Immediately starts up chucking alongside of the sidewalk. Oh my god, okay And uh Jess hops out to you she's already at the door trying to like get in and trying to get her shit Yeah, I'm like and I get Venus is housey because I knew I was like I'm not gonna be drinking that much But still so like she had no drink. Yeah, she had it. So she lets it in Jess runs in grabs her shit goes out to her fucking car Well, no, she goes in and I think Jess is getting her shit together on the inside Because I'm outside with Josh and Venus is like on the sidewalk just throwing up I'm like all right.
We just like let's get you inside. We're here came in stand Oh my god They have to fucking like put her her arms on their necks and they have to kind of like live her Yeah, like she was like no legs. How many drinks did she have? I don't know because so when we got there this was what also made me I bought one drink for almost everybody okay except for just me and it's because they shared a drink And then the rest of that I had to play like character.
It's like damn. No one's gonna even buy me a drink like wow. Fuck y'all Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah Bitch Yeah, so like when we get there though, they share like a long island I see Jess and Venus do And then somewhere along the lines they they like Venus gets an amf Which is like an audio It came in at the end of the night at the worst possible time and she just she had no fucking likes Like she had no fucking it's like god damn it Venus Damn, well that sucks.
So basically after that you drove Jess and Josh back here Yeah, so I asked like can you stay with Venus tonight because I didn't want to leave her bar? Yeah, yeah, of course So they stay And I'm grabbing my shit. Oh, I'm in so is Josh. Did you guys like pat?
Stuff just in case you were gonna say I just I brought my back packing to change the clothes for the next day Yeah, yeah, did you just do the same thing though? Is what I'm saying like you guys all bring stuff just in case she brought her back back with I'm assuming she brought clothes and some other stuff Maybe yeah, and then Josh brought his backpack also, but he had crown and some other shit Whatever, so you guys brought stuff. Yeah, so when you guys get back into just a car and then you drive them home Yeah, I just drive them home, but what other quiet yeah before before the drive home be Venus So why you guys leaving you guys can say tonight? It's like no you fucking ruin it for everybody.
Yeah, you don't get it Like me just we'll talk in the morning. Just go to bed or ever and so it's quiet when we're driving home And we get home at like fucking maybe two forty five three ish And then like I wake up at like five or like five or six. I just can't go back to sleep. So yeah Yeah, that sucks dude.
I'm sorry that that was your night. Like that's why I don't go coming with them. Yeah, honestly like them I just learned so much like I was like, okay, maybe the birthday thing like Pregame, right? Like I'll call it.
Yeah, sure like give them better than it out. Nope. They're just terrible people to begin with So clearly this episode was a lot of shit talking and So the reason why we recorded it today, which is Saturday is because I was supposed to be Well, one you have the board this thing Friday night. Yeah, and two I probably wasn't gonna be back until Friday night because I was supposed to be in Disneyland this past three days, but I fucking wasn't So I happened with that shit.
What matter are you about that? Honestly, I'm not that mad like I understand like it's honestly it's fine I don't really care like I said like I tell our cousin all the time who I went to Disneyland with were supposed to Do that with like a she feels terrible. She's told what happened and I told her like dude Like I don't have a trip like Disneyland's always gonna be there You know what I mean? Your house may not have been there.
Yeah, so basically what happened is Our plan was she got these free tickets for Disneyland through something whatever. I think we're I don't know So she's like dude. I got these free tickets my husband can't go because he's at convention Like I want to take my kids can you come with me? We'll just go for one day and our plan was just to drive up to Disneyland like Wednesday night because they They were specific type of ticks.
They were only like the value tickets They could only go on like pretty much weekdays not like the weekends kind of so we had to go like Wednesday Thursday And she was like this is the plan. We'll drive up Wednesday go to Disneyland Wednesday like that whole day Check into our hotel sleep leave Thursday morning like that was the plan But then she finds out that Wednesday night was the Halloween party which you have to pay extra for yeah So if you didn't pay for that you basically the part closes for you if you didn't pay for it at 6 p.m Yeah, then you would have to leave than that the special event would start for those people So she's like fuck we can't do that like is there anyway and I got the reservation for the hotel room It was only one night for Wednesday night and she was like is there any way you could change the day for that? I'm like yeah, probably I mean sure whatever I called the hotel. I'm like hey I'll have a reservation for these two days I was wondering if I could change it to Thursday Friday instead because then we were going to do it Thursday And then they're like oh no you can't because you got it through a third party because I got it through my work for the discount Yeah, they're like you have to call them.
Okay cool fine. I called down like hey I got this reservation safe thing and the fucking girl goes yeah, no I'm like what do you mean? No, she's like basically you're gonna have to cancel your reservation pay a tax for canceling it Not get a refund they make a whole new reservation What the facts I was like so you mean to tell me the reservation was over $200 Like I'm not gonna get that back. She's like nope.
I'm like then I have to pay a tax is pretty much the same price I'm like I'll pay another $200 Cancelling yep, I'm like and then I have to make a whole new reservation like another $200 Yeah, do the work discount. I should like yep. So do you want to do that? I'm like no click like fuck that.
Yeah, so we changed the plan to drive it to LA drive up drive down to LA Wednesday morning chill at the hotel go to Disneyland Thursday Um all day and then basically since her husband was at a convention in LA which I could have sworn it was in Arizona But no it was in LA. She's like we'll just go stay at my husband's hotel because he's he's there or whatever He has a hotel and we'll just stay there Thursday night and then leave Friday morning and I was like cool whatever sure I guess that's how it's gonna work. I don't mind that so it's whatever and then um turns out that her husband his hotel room was small because it was just him So he decided to get another hotel room at an Anaheim resort or not at the Anaheim resort for us It's like a two-bedroom suite so they ask room fucking ball out right? And she's like isn't that so cool like now you don't have to sleep on the floor you get your own bed I'm like yeah, that's dope cool whatever and then so we had that reservation and that was for Thursday You had to check in Thursday.
So we're there in LA we drive down LA Wednesday chill all day have dinner Fucking get ready to go to bed hell excited go to Disneyland the next day You're like planning to go there right before the park opens get the hell early right and then just enjoy it the whole day I go to bed probably like 10 30 and uh for me like Sometimes I have to leave something on for me to fall asleep Like a youtube video or something But I had no data the fucking Wi-Fi at the hotel sucks I couldn't play youtube at all to sleep so I had to TV because I had a TV in my room like where the bed was at Yeah And so I leave the TV on put a sleep timer on it for 30 minutes and I set that timer at 10 o'clock Okay, or 10 30 because that's when I like decide going to bed Yeah I think I fully fall asleep like maybe a little close to 11 and then I'm sleeping and then like next thing You know I feel our cousin like Kyle Kyle like a Kyle and I wake up and I'm thinking like oh shit It's already like time for Disneyland. I'm not sucking my life. Oh crap. Yeah.
Yeah. Let's go ready She's like I am so sorry, but we have to go back to later up and I'm just like and I'm like what yeah like excuse me She's like I'm so sorry, but like Kyle I'm freaking out right now like I couldn't sleep and I felt like something was wrong And then she tells me that she remembers that she baked cookies the night before Wednesday Okay, and she was like I don't think I turned off my oven so already I was like fuck that sucks Yeah, think about it. She cooked cookie or she baked cookies Tuesday night. It's already Thursday morning So yeah pretty much been on for like 24 hours Yeah, so she's like I don't know like I fucking checked my uh security system because she has a security system and she has security cameras That shows life footage Yeah, and she has one specifically in the family room facing the kitchen And she's showing me the pictures like look look look see usually the way she was explaining it was that if it wasn't on Basically the length because the camera is shitty You know, it's not a great camera and then two of the lights are off So it's like a night vision camera But like it shows like you could see the light on the microwave like or the timer like or not the timer but for the clock Yeah, and the oven has a clock too.
So she was saying that both those lights like length wise like in the video should be the same length basically and She's like look see see how small the length of the light on the microwave is that means it's just showing the clock I'm like, okay, so now look at the oven and it was like hella longer Yeah, she's saying like the only reason why it would be longer is if it was saying like other shit like 350 degrees Right, right? Yeah, yeah, like if it had other shit on it besides just the clock So she's like dude, this is like life right now. I don't know. I can't remember every turn it off like I'm fucking shaking I can't sleep like we need to go back.
We need to go back. Yeah, so it's like yeah, but like I'm totally fine I get it. I understand like let's go and then like she's calling first. She called her sister Yeah, she tried waking up she couldn't wake me up further quite a bit So she called her sister and she tells her sister like dude go to my house Just sister lives near her house.
She's like go to my house fucking break a window do something like get in there I don't care But then her husband like tells her like no don't let them break a window like what the fuck like don't do that Which honestly like if your house is about to fucking blow up why the fuck not like you could pay for a window Yeah, you can't pay back your fucking house that quickly, you know, I mean like fucking break the window But he's like no don't do that and then So here's thing they don't give they don't have a spare key No one in our family has a spare key their house that was out of the like that was out of the picture And also yeah, and then secondly they dead bolt their doors and on top of dead bolting their doors They have a little fucking stick thing that they put up against the handlebar. So it secures it even more So I'm just like oh my god. There's like no way to get into this house. No one like at least that doesn't have a key Why not?
So I'm just like fuck like okay So then she's like talking to her husband talking her brother-in-law her brother-in-law's at work I'm leaving work right now. I'm like but should go open whatever I should like no no no don't do that don't do that. Like because I said not to do that She's like no like what the fuck like we got to like get in there like what if it is on like how's that explode and like the other thing on top of that She didn't know if there was a gas or an electric oven. Yeah, it's a gas stove and usually if it's a gas stove It's a gas oven usually right so she's like I don't know if it's a gas oven so her brother-in-law her other brother-in-law her sister's has been Tells her like well if it's a gas oven why don't you call pee-jini tell him to send someone out there like tell me situation Tell him to shut off the gas because then at least if the gas is off and it's a gas oven then Right.
Yeah, well, please. Yeah, so she's like, okay Yeah, maybe I don't know like I just want to go home like at this point In the car check out of the hotel fucking driving back to later like at this point and she's like dude like okay Well, I still think you should call pee-jini let them know see what they can do So she's like okay, can you do that for me? So he calls pee-jini they tell him because I'm gonna send someone out at this time because it's hella late They don't have any text but the lady tells him how to do it. So he's like I'm going your house I'm gonna shut off the gas she'll go to her house.
They shut off the gas She's like okay gas is off and like she's like asking like can you like maybe feel the door is it hot like something? Like she's like thinking like if it's been on maybe the house is hell hot and like touching door like no it feels fine I think it feels fine. She's like okay. We're already like on our way home like thank you guys for doing that You guys go home because hella late at night.
It's like fucking we don't get back to five in the morning Okay, we don't get back to late up till five in the morning We drove straight all the way there from LA all night, right? We just dip drove we get to her fucking house. Thankfully It's not a gas oven. It's actually electric so turning off the gas really didn't do anything secondly I don't think it was ever on because the house felt fine wasn't hot the thing wasn't hot none of that It was fine So it wasn't even on which you know It sucks because yeah We basically left LA and then she decided because her kids wanted go to Disneyland And she didn't want to waste her husband's reservation that he made for Thursday Yeah She's that's how expensive and she's like I'm driving back like to LA like I'm a ticket now five hour Nat and we're going straight there She's like you could come with us if you want but understand if you don't want to and in my mind I'm thinking like fuck like one I do want to go back to the fucking Disneyland right to I don't want to leave her alone and have her take That five hour drive again by herself.
Yeah, and like three. It's fucking Disneyland. Yeah, right? But then at the same time I'm thinking one we're not gonna have enough time for all the rights good two We're not gonna have enough time for all rights three.
I'm fucking tired We're not gonna have enough time for all right I'm like fuck like had a real dilemma. So I was talking about friend. I'm like, I don't know what to do She's like dude. I don't know like I don't think it's worth it You know she says anything to you like Disneyland's always gonna be there whenever so yeah, you're right So I decided like no, I'm not gonna go back So we woke up so we got her house at 5 a.m.
We all slept we woke up like 9 30 We don't have like four hours of sleep. She's like I'm going back. They're gonna come I'm like honestly sorry, but no She's fine. I totally understand you know, it's whatever so I didn't go she drove She made it there safely like around 4 30 p.m.
And they got to write the rights that they wanted to write against Or I don't know she didn't tell me but okay, they had they got to do something at least and they didn't make it go to waste But yeah, I didn't get to go We're going in December. I don't know about that. That's what Jess said. No, we were just fucking around.
No She's just serious about going in December, bro. You better talk to that girl. Let her know. No, I know I mean, I'm like wait kind of did I seriously do I'm down?
Oh Just kidding dude. Yeah, no, I don't know we'll see it depends too cuz I don't even know I pretty much used up my last PTO for this past This is the land shape. I don't want to go with Jess anymore Oh, no, but yeah, so that was my weekend and the failed weekend plans. Yeah, that's it.
I mean, you know, I Say be kind of bad. Yeah, I understand it. It's like I don't fucking not gonna like make sure everything's like Okay, before you leave I guess you know, I mean no like she did she like she was thinking like I'm pretty sure I did like You know, she's very thorough like with shit like that. Yeah, I guess just this one time like it just slipped Yeah, just slipped.
You know, I mean, I guess I don't blame her, you know, it's not her fault Well, okay, I mean sounds like you're blaming her bro. No, no, I'm not really I'm not that mad Like I said Disneyland's always gonna be there her house like if it was on and we just left it Her house may not have been there. Yeah, the whole neighborhood. Probably not in there.
Yeah, you know, so I'd rather be safe than sorry Yeah, so you're right that's that but Listen learned leave a fucking spare key to someone in the family if you're going you don't even have to give it to them Like keep it whatever you know, give it to them if you're going away from your house on a long trip Like just that one time and get it back for them. Sure. Whatever. I'll spare key to your house Yeah, I know you do and it was actually a good thing because not recently But a while back our lunch system went off and no one was home So we sue we assume like fuck like someone's breaking in or something Yeah, I called you because you're you live close by I'm like you need to go to my house right now Yeah, I was freaked out when you called me about that.
Yeah, I was freaked out to and honestly the only reason why it's so funny Because I told her cousin about this too I was like honestly the only reason why I was freaked out like look I don't care about any of the shit in the house if it gets stolen it gets stolen But my fucking dog If that door is open and like either they take him or he runs out. I'm gonna be dead like fuck that No, he needs to be safe. Yeah, that's why I need you to go back to the house and make sure so Thanks for doing that and it's good thing that is very key because no one was in the fucking house It was just our stupid sensor fell off which caused a lot of to go off. Yeah ADT.
Yeah, step your fucking game up I hate we don't want your sponsorship. No, fuck that anybody else know any other security systems out there? You're listening. No, we'll take it.
Yeah, but that's it This is pretty long or you know, I'm pretty sure you're gonna cut out some stuff though Yeah, yeah for sure, but thank you for listening. That was talking nonsense on your house Kyle And I'm Christopher and we will talk to you guys next time. Follow us on Instagram that talking on sense underscore