Episode 18 - The Holiday/Nicki Minaj Rant Special!

Y’all coming on the cousin walk? In this very special holiday episode, Blake and Heather are bringing the pagan/Christmas/Hanukkah/solstice cheer. Feel free to throw us on the living room speakers to get your family to stop asking you when you’re having kids/buying a house/contributing to your 401k! Or (more likely) go outside for a menty health walk to get away from said family and hang with us instead for the length of a very short opera. This week we discuss Glee’s absolutely unhinged Christmas specials (YES all four), what “fruity pebbles” really means, Donald Tr*mp’s America’s newest patriot Nicki Minaj, how Sex and the City and Jiminy Glick have aged over the years, the benefits of recreational complaining, how emotionally manipulative “The Christmas Shoes” is, and a rapid fire round of our Christmas faves and least faves. Highlights include: Kelly Clarkson, jumping on a trampoline with a golden retriever, and discovering that Hook is, in fact, a Christmas movie. We are hashtag blessed with a cameo appearance by QUEEN DONNA aka Blake’s mom aka the woman who camped outside Toys R Us for a Wii and let Santa take credit for it. We’ll pick back up with DMM and Q&A next week! Submit your saddest meals and queerest queries to [email protected] or @keepmeyoungpod. Our theme song “Old” is written and performed by the band pop kiss, fronted by Nicole and Sydney Patrick  @popkisstheband @niconeeek @sydneypatrick_ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices