Episode 186 - Keep Watching the Skies for Crabs

What will we do when aliens first arrive on Earth? Disintegrate, probably, once their J-beams bathe the entire surface of the planet in an apocalypticly orange glow. Then our atoms will be sorted and fed into the hopper of some kind of matter creator so aliens can press a button and have a cheese danish instantly appear, or something. I mean, this is a virtual certainty, so much so that there's really no need to put any further thought into it. But, just on the off chance it's something else, we discuss what that might be on this week's episode.