I just I want wings you know we'll figure it out by the end of this episode long wings and for sure my wings Yeah, right cool ripple gives you wings. Thank you for your sponsor, sir I was totally lame and that's what we'll start and welcome back to talking nonsense I'm your host Kyle and I'm here with Christopher and for today's episode. We're gonna be talking about fears Yeah, so what you want to get? Yeah, I think it's a good topic.
Yeah, well start us off and it was your choice. So um, no I'm already see that's what I was afraid of And it's the end of the episode guys no fears of I feel like there are a lot of fears out there some irrational some irrational somebody don't understand like what like Like I don't know the like signs of me But like you're like the ocean or never or like the deep. Oh, yeah, you know I'm talking about I know I'm sure about yeah I mean, I know I don't have that fear, but I mean like is it I guess I don't understand it like if you're on land Like I just can kind of irrelevant like I guess if you're on a boat sure it's called the lassophobia Oh, just wait. Yeah, the last phobia.
Yeah. Yeah, that's what it's called the fear of the sea Is it so is it like deep sea? So is that is that the same as being afraid? Is that being hydrophobic as well or is it like oh wait?
Hold on just kidding wait? No, sorry The last phobia is fear of large bodies of water. Okay, and the vast effing yes of the sea fear of like the deep water is Bethobia Beth oh Beth oh Beth oh Beth oh I can't fucking read Beth oh, yeah, wow would be called Beth oh, yeah I don't I don't have that specifically I don't just like I don't Usually a fear is gotta like be stimulated from something. You know, I mean, or is that how typically beer works?
Yeah, yes I'm not an expert. I feel like that's how beer normally works, but that being said though It's like is it like so is someone is that person afraid of like the water itself or is it like the fact that it's afraid of probably being Like stranded in the fucking vast ocean where there's like no way of being rescued. Oh, okay I guess that's a legitimate fear that I think about it that way yeah, they're not I think there is a fear of water like there are people Like yeah, like hydrophobia. Yeah, is that what it is?
I mean hydro water and bobia I'm pretty sure that's a thing. I don't know. I mean, I don't like the ocean either. I will go on it oh Yeah, I won't swim in it.
I mean I will at the beach, but I always like my angles Yeah, oh so you wouldn't like if you took a boat out to the ocean you wouldn't jump into the ocean just oh no no no Especially if I can't like the water's not clear like oh, it's like murky. No, not even murky. It's just dark because it's so deep Yeah, so that's not ever like no. No, I can't do that I mean I can't do that just because I can't swim.
Oh, yeah But yeah, do you have any do you have any fears that you consider irrational for yourself? Like you shouldn't be afraid of this thing, but you are yeah running into my ex I don't think that's irrational though. I feel it's pretty irrational I don't think I should be afraid of that but I am like I know is it because of who the particular ex is or is just because It's an ex-girl. I think it's both it's because of the person isn't because it's an ex like I know I play it out every time Like if I were to run into my ex like logically I should be Logically I should be a man by be like, oh, hey, how's it going?
Long time no see right civil and cordial. Yeah, realistically I'll be like Walk the other way don't know you never seen before just try my best to avoid you and I just feel like that's a rush You know that's easier what hey, what's up and then just walk faster Like make her think that you're talking to her and just watch her straight to somebody else. Yeah, I I want to do that to use one of these days, right? Yeah That's our exit listening if you guys want to meet up so we can do that yeah Make it feel good no because you didn't make a spooky in a relationship.
Oh Someone has a fear of relationships No, I kind of I do I would have a fear of like a relationship. Why I think it's just what happened. Oh, right? I mean, it's not your rejection.
No Yes That too, but I feel like my fear of relationship It's more like fear of not being able to like do enough or provide or like kind of He wants to go out. I'm sorry technical difficulties with my dog something or yeah, we'll be back. Never back. So we're talking about yeah fear of relationships like right like at least mine was like not being able to do enough or being able to Like kind of be that boyfriend that's wanted or proceed to be a good boyfriend.
What are some other fears? You have you have any like are you afraid of clowns? No? No, no, I'm not afraid of clowns I mean, I don't know if it's a fear But like I get afraid when like I'm walking in someone's walking behind me and I don't know them Oh, like if they're like in kind of near my vicinity and they're walking behind me like all like more of a fear or more of like You're about to be embarrassed about something.
I think I don't know I get pretty anxious like I feel like I feel like I don't I just get really anxious and then when they slow down their pace. I mean like it makes me like okay Why are they slowing down their pace like right? Are they gonna fucking like I don't know where we're gonna open just smack me and jump me Or like you know, why why is this person slowing down their pace? That's funny because I'm like the opposite I have a fear of following people that I don't know what I'm not trying to follow them Because actually the other day I was at work I was walking to my next building and there's these two people I were walking in the same direction and they were talking side by side So they took up both sides of the sidewalk and I'm walking directly behind them And they're walking pretty slow one of them has a fucking rolling backpack to I'm like okay, so I got to say a couple feet back Yeah, I'm walking and they're walking slower I'm like I can't pass them because they're taking up both sides of the sidewalk Yeah, like there's no way around them really because there's like a fence and there's the fucking street where the cars are Yeah, it's okay.
I can't go around them So I'm walking behind them slowly and I swear like they were talking and I felt like they thought that I was trying to ease Drop because they would talk and then the people like look back and then like be quiet and they'll start talking I'm not listening. I'm just like looking out the ground just walking. I'm like this. Come on guys Yeah, please just go and then like there's a person behind me also walking and I know he's the same thing like Well, if he's here walking hell slow now this guy's walking slow I'm just like dude, I can't like there's people in front of me I can't pass up I've developed a strategy what like if someone's walking behind me and I want them to pass me Oh, either like pull out my phone and pretend I'm doing something on there Oh, yeah, or like if I'm wearing shoes I have laces all just time I shoot all right Well, I would usually do is if I know someone's walking behind me And I know they either want to pass me or like they're walking pretty fast I'll just slow down and like kind of slightly move out of the way Yeah, I'm at the past yeah, and then I'll start following them.
I'll do a hard stuff Scared on things each other. Sorry now. We need to trade information. What's your number?
They can rear in me But yeah, so like sometimes if I am walking and something from me I will purposely walk slow So I think that's why like how you said sometimes you feel like people walk slow behind you I think it's because they also have that same feel like they don't want to seem like they're falling Oh, yeah I seem like they're on your ass so like slow down. Yeah, but then you'll like slow down Just pass me but they're just slow down. It's like as if both just go to a full stop You gotta talk about like hey, I'm Chris. I'm sure you want to watch the other You can go ahead.
I'm gonna wait a little bit. Yeah, this is my stop right here It's gonna go fucking nowhere Do you ever like we ever afraid of things when you were a kid and like now you realize why the fuck was I afraid of that? Probably not I can't really think of any that comes to mind though Oh, no, it's kind of reversed. Oh, you know something you weren't afraid as a kid.
Yeah, you are. Yeah What's that I guess like before I was really talkative and being like I was social as a kid And raise them Social okay because I guess I'd always and like because I would always get in trouble for being talkative But I don't remember that and then I guess like I do remember some experiences of me going on stage or whatever Some shit and just being really into it. You never ask me try no, but now I do yeah I feel like as a kid at least for me. I think I was the same way to like as a kid I wasn't afraid to like go up and like juice stupid shit in front of people I'm a kid, you know, but now because I'm more self-conscious of like what people where yeah with what people think of me and stuff I'm just like I can't do that.
Yeah, like before like family parties and shit when I was like little I was always that kid on the dance floor just like it busting a move, you know saying like yeah Yeah, I remember that circle. Yeah, like I'm not gonna party so like I'll come on dance. I'm like no, thank you Yeah, honestly just stop this my hands up. That's one of Venus's a no one can see that Yeah Pretty funny if you can see it.
Yeah, so well, sorry What was the thing then that you said is the opposite that you did that say try like oh so you were like I was okay with like being Like that being kind of out there, but now I'm really like you're more reserved. Yeah. Yeah, did I already say were you ever afraid of the dark? No, I was afraid of the dark.
You were afraid of the dark. No, I'm okay. No, it's okay. No, I sleep in my little night like Yeah, I'm not Like college Is that a universal term?
That's what everyone calls it right? I feel like it's just a Filipino term. Is it? I don't know.
Oh, he's not a universal term. I think then again. I thought everybody had a rice in their household Yeah, no, that's just an Asian universal term. Yeah.
I don't know if you guys if you're not Asian or Filipino Well, else would it be called though? Yeah, that's true. Oh, no, yeah, you're right now. Maybe not as a universal I think it's not like I just why people call it.
It's a layup a night lamp Night lamp Same shit like night lamp. Um, yeah, I don't think was I afraid. Yeah, I think I was afraid of the dark too I used to sleep in the night as well. Yeah, I think by the time I got to fourth or fifth grade well, that's I was I used an alley all the way up into college Lane Yeah, did you ever sleep at your door open?
No, like like closet or just your door door. No I mean that's more of a comfortability thing for me too. Well, yeah for me like privacy and also kind of like especially closet doors I can't sleep with the closet or open. No, see I have a fear of that.
I conquered that fear really. Yeah, yeah, I've perfectly done that I can't do it and I won't use a blanket nothing. I'll be on my bed and I'll stare into like the darkness Just conquering that. Yeah, I'm like, you know, like it.
There's no monsters Yeah, I can't do it like even if the closet door is like because I have sliding closet doors Yeah, so if it's just a little bit cracked I can't I gotta push that motherfucker completely close I'll just have a fear of like someone's in there watching me sleep. Yeah, and that's I can't do that That's the same thing with a natural door to yeah, I can't have it open that place like I don't know anybody seeing like What's going on? Yeah, not saying I'm doing that stuff. Yeah, which are domain.
Yeah I'm sorry. Yeah Tense your question earlier. There is something I was afraid of as a kid. I'm not afraid of anymore.
It's the dress of pork sound Huh? You don't remember that? What so I distinctly remember this your brother I think had the dress part games I think for the say for Sega or maybe PlayStation. No, it's a Sega and when those games started There's a T-rex sound Yeah, the roar and I don't know if you remember but you guys are actually playing that and I was like oh, I'm scared I'm I'm going I'm gonna go out and hide behind the door Sound scared.
Oh, that sounds scared me. Yeah, and like I remember you made fun of me for that because it's like it's just a sound to the intro Yeah, there's nothing popped up nothing. Yeah. Yeah, so I remember that but now I'm okay with that because I'm older Plus that game is like not around anymore.
Yeah I used to be afraid of loud noises like whenever whenever you went to the movies. I couldn't sit like I When the whenever a loud scene would come on or sometimes when they play like the you know like the T.H. checks the Oh, yeah, I was down shit. Yeah, I would have to cover my ears.
Yeah Like I would just sit in the movie there just with my ears covered And my dad always thinks something was wrong with me because I would do that I'm just gonna like it. It scares me. Literally. I would sit in the movie there and like have my ears plugged with my fingers just Like action movies or is it the specific?
Well, cuz you know how in the movie there it's louder than usual so like any movie that we went to whenever it was a loud scene I would always just close my ears. Yeah, well, I was so watching the movie but like not hearing anything like wow This was up until I think Maybe like fifth or sixth grade. Damn. That's yeah, I hated loud noises.
That's why I think I was just afraid of that And then eventually I was like oh fuck it. I think it's my ears got adjusted. Yeah, because we went so many times I became deaf Um, does the THX sound still like freak you out? I haven't heard it in a while.
I know I don't know if I'm still afraid of it But I was afraid of that when I was a kid. Yeah, no, it doesn't freak me out anymore What are some fears that you've conquered that that that good job sound one? Um some fears that conquered Uh, I don't know man. I feel like it's like a job interview now.
Yeah, um what's your desired salary? 100k No Oh, huh? I mean that's a that's a deep question though. I think oh well.
I'm afraid of the dark anymore. Yeah Yeah, I could walk into a dark-ass room and just wait till my eyes adjusted or to on the lights which whatever yeah, yeah I'm afraid of the dark anymore Except for what I'm driving. It's like a dark-ass road and it's just my headlights then I'm just like oh fuck this So when I used to wear one mark, I would work two to like 11 so I'd get off at like midnight or something I'd be like one in the morning and I would take the uh I'll get off on um like whatever like the lowest or whatever that exit is Yeah, you take the back road. Yeah, take the back road.
I remember I hate when cars follow me on that road Oh, yeah, and like I remember particularly one night. It was like 2 33 in the morning Like he followed me all the way from Tracy too I was like what the fuck is this guy doing like he got hella weird too because so I drove to the roundabout over there I'll buy her by the by the school and um he followed me at the roundabout and I went around it once and he ran to run it once Yeah, so I was like pull it the fuck and but he finally like got off And I went home, but I was just like that kind of scares me when I have a car following you at night Yeah, and I kind of like later in the evening. It's like when there's no real reason for it. So to speak What are some other fears you have?
I have a fear uh, this is gonna be weird. I have a fear of losing like like virginity. Yeah That I'm trying to wait till I'm married And I have a fear of losing like control over myself like if I do get angry like a lot of time I'll just kind of walk off and try to cool off because I never I lost self-control a lot as a kid Like I had an anger problem and that's something I really really worked on and so I feel like I've gotten to that point where I have conquered my anger problems But like still in the back of my head. It's it's kind of there like kind of want to lose my shit right now But I don't want you so like that that's like kind of like my deepest fears actually really Yeah, just because it's are you afraid of death at least?
Yes or no explain yourself. Okay, so death does scare me You know and after that's natural for any human being because if you're not afraid of death you can't have courage Like essentially death is the end so to speak and so like it's hard because I can't fathom the end I read this thing once when I was like in high school where death is like going to sleep and never waking up Like that scares me like going to sleep and never waking up and your consciousness just ends That's so hard for me to fathom that scares me but then again, it's like I'm not scared also Because it's like I wouldn't actually know that I died because your consciousness stops And so it's just like it feeds into it. So I'm afraid of death for sure I think for me. It's more so of like dying so young like I know I'm eventually like everyone's gonna die Yeah, I just don't want to die so young where I'm just like fuck I didn't even get to like do your shit Yeah, you know, that's what I'm more afraid of.
I'm afraid of dying in my sleep Really? You're like just going to bed and like that? Oh, yeah That's actually honestly that's why sometimes when I do go to bed I'll put on like a youtube video. It just seemed like make sure I could still hear and I know that like I'm alive It's weird, but like that it helps me.
No, I feel it. Yeah, and then eventually I'll fall asleep and then oh we got yeah, thank praise the lord You know like survived another night Not something to be laughing at but because I know that's a real It's shitty to like think about that. Yeah, I try not to thank thank you for bringing it up I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight Call you awake. Yeah You want to just say all about yeah, okay Tell me man like what's the because there's those people that are afraid of like or not free they think something's always wrong with them I'm 100 right.
Oh is that I thought they were like I think that's where they always think they're always sick. Yeah. Well like something's just wrong with them Yeah, oh is that what it is? I think so.
Let me look it up. Yeah, talk to the people real quick So another fear that I actually have I feel like is somewhat irrational Is like the fear of white static like on a tv where like you just it's just static, you know And it's just that that's sounding like staring into it that scares the shit out of me. Do you ever have nightmares about that? Yeah Well, yeah, okay about that or just like in general.
Yeah, yeah, I think everyone has nightmares Well, we're do you remember any of them like what were they like? Because I I could only remember one specific nightmare that I used to have all the time as a kid and it freaked me the fuck out and I hated it I um, I usually have a nightmare, but my teeth falling out That actually means something and then like but like and then my teeth fall out and then my skin melts And then I turn into a skeleton and then like that's what you're doing. Yeah like that I've had that dream a couple times. Yeah, and I've always woken up like Uh, just kind of startled or another like nightmare that I don't know if it's a nightmare But like I'll be paralyzed Have you ever had that like we can't move?
Yeah, but like you're somewhat you're you're not fully dreaming It's like you're lucid dreaming. I guess like your paralysis. Yeah, like like I'm like, oh, I can't I can't move Unconscious and I'm trying to like I've moved it up from shit like that like I remember this one time I was sleeping like I knew I was sleeping but I guess I wasn't fully asleep because I knew I was sleeping Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I couldn't move and I just woke up trying to like move and then as I fully woke up Like I just got into the shop like oh fuck like what was that?
Yeah, like I know Like wolf wall street where he has the cerebral palsy scene Oh, yeah, he has all that fucking bone and shit. Yeah, that's what happened because I was trying so hard to like fucking like jostle my body Yeah, um the teeth falling out dream usually represents You feeling insecure about some part of yourself in your real life. I can't yeah pretty insecure. I can see that Yeah, so that that's what that means and yeah hypochondriac is basically someone who's obsessed with idea of having a serious but Undiagnosed medical condition.
I'm afraid of that. Is there fear of like fear fears? Yeah, or some of all fears No, because like I don't like hearing about shit because as soon as I hear about it I know that I'm just gonna be thinking about it and like feel like I'm gonna have that fear or Whatever, you know, I'm not like yeah, I mean I've only had that like so that's interrupt you. I'm sorry My thing was like h1n1 What h1n1 when I was like the Asian bird flu.
Oh when that was happening. Yeah, I was like damn like Because I first started off in Asia like what what the fuck ever and everyone's like oh, yeah, there's no cure for it Or whatever if you get it's kind of like that's it. You're good, right? You're done And then there's like cases happening in american.
All right. This is yeah a little too close for comfort No, so I mean that kind of scares me like being part of a current like I guess a pandemic or something Yeah, well, uh just to go back a little bit because I didn't say what my nightmare was that he said I used to have this nightmare where I was really small like you shrink or you're just small I guess but both physically my body was small and like my death perception was so out of whack everything when I'm looking at things seemed So huge and far away like I just felt like kind of like um the scene and get out when he's sinking into the uh, oh, okay It felt like that. Hey, okay Yeah, and I used to have it all the time as a kid and like I could never get out of it It was like so scary to me like everything just seems so huge or so far away And I just seemed really small and like just not relip like or not relip it just Nothing like I wasn't anything. What do you think prompted that?
I have no idea But I used to have that all the time this kid I get that sometimes now, but I'm not afraid of it Like I know it's happening. I'm just like oh, okay, like my consciousness is like oh cool. It's like you're grounding yourself now Yeah, I'm just like oh, I know what this is. I'm not afraid of anymore But I do have that dream still sometimes being as intense man.
Yeah, it's weird. I don't know but like have you ever tried lucid dreaming? Yeah, I don't get how people can turn into like a like an ability. Yeah, I I fucking knocked out I'm too scared to try because of all the other shit that has happened to people who have tried it and like failed Like they get sleep paralysis.
Oh actually that's what happened to me. I did try it once in high school Um, yeah, so um there's one where I was like if you put like up on your like eyeballs And then if you listen to white noise, like you'd be able to like lose a dream or whatever And I tried it but I got sleep paralysis. Yeah, like there's big cases like that I think I heard this one person saying that they had sleep paralysis and then it looked like as if a black figure was above them holding them down Oh Jesus fuck that. I can never do that But then there's other cases where people have done it and like successfully done it and they said they're like they felt everything in the dream Like they could fly and feel it they can like have sex and feel it.
I'm just what the fuck? So This one has been sticking before I don't know so I'm just like I like I want to try it just to try it but then I don't want to try it because I know what if you feel Yeah, I feel like I'm failing it. Are you afraid of failure? I think everyone is it.
I don't know if some people aren't. I mean afraid of failure There I guess I'm not afraid of fail, but there are some things that I won't do because I'm afraid I will fail at it if that makes sense No So like give me an example. I'm afraid of failing at like marriage Okay, because I feel like there's a immediate consequences to that it kind of reveals a little bit about who you are, right? Whereas if you fail it like fucking I don't can't actually like so you're not afraid of a failing grade, but you're afraid of a feeling marriage Yeah, I guess yeah, I don't know that makes more sense in my head Fucking weird man.
Oh, yeah, I understand a single one A lot of listeners are probably just like this. This is fucking weird as fuck man. Like somebody get on my doctor It's your topic. Maybe you want to talk about this is what I'm afraid of People not liking this episode.
Yeah, I know no I'm gonna be not like yeah, yeah, but your intro right? Yeah, you not want to be like no see it's not that don't want to be like I just don't want to be bothered Mm. I just don't want to be like yeah, like if I had a choice. I'd rather be liked Well, I don't want to be bothered about being liked so what if you could not be bothered?
But then you can't be like see that's tough because I'm not insecure about myself Not saying like which one would you choose like have everyone in the whole entire world like you But you're bothered or have no one in the whole world bother you and then no one like you Probably probably the former being like them being bothered just because like I feel like if you chose the other one No, man. No man's an island. You can try to isolate yourself as much as you want But I think it's innate for human beings to be social creatures. Yeah, I heard that um in order for humans to survive They need to hug at least four times a day.
I know come here bro I mean, I don't know why I brought that up. I believe I mean like maybe signs of affection, you know, yeah, well, uh So back on to fears Do you know of anybody who has a serious fear of just like anything like it's super bad You can't even bring up the subject around them because they're so afraid of it. Yeah, who? Um spill the tea bro.
You're gonna have to believe it. Go ahead. So oh Yeah, she doesn't like Halloween because what because a mask like she can't be around people wear masks Oh, because like she I guess the way she explained it was like if she's able to see a person's face Even if there's makeup she can't at least sort of recognize facial expression Because if they're wearing a mask like it hides that and oh like it freaks her out and she was telling me like she's at her son's friends like birthday party or something and Like stormtroopers came in it was a starworks party and it's still a stormtroopers came in But because they have like those helmets on she can't see the face like she got really bad. Exactly.
She had to go like bathroom. Yeah, that's crazy Yeah, so I actually I don't know if he like every this part because I don't know if she wants me to air out her shit like that A bleep shit out. Okay. I guess yeah But yeah, that was one.
Yeah, she's gonna know. Yeah, she's gonna be talking about yeah, because yeah, she listens really What about you? We're doing some of your series for years that I feel like I'm a hypochondriac a little hypochondriac I mean, I guess that's not a fear I'm afraid of like like I say like as soon as I think something's wrong with me And like my mind just keeps thinking it I'm just like fuck like something's wrong with me and then I get hella scared I think it's because you're control freak Not control freak. What the fuck?
You're kind of control freak. How am I control freak when it comes to yourself at least? What do you mean like that that beer of like when you hear something that could be wrong with you? Uh-huh I feel like it scares you because it's something that it's external in a way that you can't control it.
I think that's what scares you I don't know, but I don't have a control freak now self-conscious. See now you got me thinking. Am I a control freak calm down below? Am I a control freak?
Well, okay, I shouldn't have used the word control freak. But whenever we do make plans You're always the one to essentially Frame it so to speak. Well, yeah, cuz none of you guys speak up And I'm the eldest I have to tell you guys what to do. I mean, I don't have to but You guys never speak up.
That's why we've talked about this before Yes, and that's partly why I use the word control freak is because sometimes when you stick when you like do that you kind of come off as a control freak and Speaking about beers when you hear something that like it could be something wrong with you I think that's what makes you scared is because you've always had this ability to control yourself or at least control your actions and to be the best version of yourself Which you are you do it efficiently. But the fact that there's something that exists that can change that I think that's what scares you No, I think it's because I might die Not that I can't control it because I know like for example, like recently I've been having fears of like maybe I might have a stroke or something Right like some the students I feel headache in my head. I just automatically think like oh fuck Like I'm about to have a stroke and like yeah, I can't really control like if that's gonna happen But I do know if I could at least be on point with it like before it actually fully happens like calling one one right away Yeah, so I could get medical attention right away Then I'll be fine. I'm just afraid of like if like don't I guess that it doesn't mean I can't control it never mind Yeah, never mind.
Yeah, you're right. Do you know anyone who's like afraid of spiders or insects or anything? I mean I am but I mean I think I'm how afraid are I think I'm regular about it. I mean obviously I was talking to rancho.
All right, but it like But I mean if it's like does the bigger the whatever it is scare you or the smaller I'm a little bigger that scares me or like so with spiders in general if it's even if it's not big but I can see it's like Face no well. Yeah, it's face or like it's like yeah, like the like seeing them like yeah Like I can move that's like oh my god same with like roaches and stuff if they're on their back and you see their legs Like that's just disgusting. That's not scary. That's just me.
Oh Because I know I uh I don't like spiders either. I don't really fear them per se but I do sometimes yeah, I guess I am afraid of them not like a tightly but So like a regular Yeah, like for me It's also like if it's big like a tarantula I don't think I'd be afraid of because I know what a tarantula is and I know that they're not that Dangerous to us. You know what like they don't really do any harm to us as long as we don't bother that's a myth That's right news No seriously like I actually want to hold a tarantula But if it's like we're going to see with you But if it's like a black widow or like a wolf spider or like something a little bit smaller I can't oh because you know because I know those are dangerous Yeah, and like I know like those get ticked off real easily So actually if I did just recently at work, um, there's a situation in one of the meeting rooms one of our uh Like oh, sorry. That's my dog Uh one of the Did you really just sorry?
Uh what is saying? Oh, so there's a bunch of people in a meeting room having a meeting right and one of the girls noticed uh a spider in the Meeting room so she pops out she goes uh can a gentleman please come in here and like take care of the spider Please help me know what responds right? I'm just my desk no response to her and then my one of my co-worker like all of a sudden like it's all quite And all of a sudden one of my co-workers goes does it make me less of a man if I say I hate spiders too? I'm just like oh god you do this.
I stand up and I start walking towards the meeting room And she looks at me. I was literally actually just getting up to go get like a drink of water But she sees me she goes are you gonna take care of the spider Kyle? I'm like, yeah, uh-huh No problem. Yeah, so I'm like fuck yeah, I'll take it.
I'll take care of it. Like where is it? She's like look it's right there It was like on the wall in the corner of the fucking meeting room Okay, and it was a pretty significant size spider like probably like the size of a quarter Maybe okay like the like with its legs and everything the body itself was pretty like big too like you could see it Yeah, it's not sizable. Yeah, so I'm looking I'm like oh fuck like okay cool in my mind.
I'm like oh fuck god damn it Like outside. I'm like oh yeah sure no problem I got it whatever So I walked to the break room to grab like a paper plate and a cup Because I was gonna like shoot into the cup and put the cup on top the plate and covering it out Yeah, bring it out right so I grab that I go back to the room I go to the corner of the wall. It's like in the crack of the wall of the corner Yeah, and like you know the people play in the cup might might as well as I should have folded the paper plate to get like into the crease of Oh, yeah, but I didn't do that. I literally just put the paper plate up against the corner So obviously the plate like hit the corner of the wall and like got stopped before it could even get to the spider You know, it's too big.
Yeah, and I was like oh fuck I just start scooting the plate down towards the spider. I put the cup under the spider But the same thing the cups too big too, so it's like not even gonna catch it Yeah, I'm gonna catch like there's a hole between the wall and the cup. Yeah, spider could easily pass it right But I'm pushing the plate down the spider is moving down and it's moving hell fast in my mind and in my soul I'm like screaming like a little fucking girl like oh, no, come on. Come on.
Come on. Get it. Get it. I'm just like calm It's like nope.
I got it. No problem here and the fucking spider disappears and I look down the ground like oh fuck And like the girl goes did you lose it? Like she starts freaking out. I'm like, uh, yeah Oh my god.
No, I'm like, huh? That's me. Oh, yeah, I'm like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I'm like looking on the ground for it, right? I'm like looking around and then look at my hand.
Oh, mother fuckers on my hand Yeah No, listen listen. So the mother fuckers on my hand and it's like crawling all over my hand hell of fast And I can't feel it like at all but I see it on there. It's crawling hell of fast on the outside again I'm just like oh There it is grab the cup slowly bring it towards my hand get it into the cup on the inside I'm like holy fuck motherfucker motherfucker motherfucker Right, I'm like terrified as fuck put the spider into the cup cover with a plate immediately and she's like oh my god Did you get him like huh? She's like oh thank you thank you.
I'm like yep walk out of their like office walk outside I see my coworker coming in he's like what's up? What happened? I'm like oh nothing just getting rid of the spider Oh cool. I'm like he walks past and I'm just like get away motherfucker And like no, I don't feel like I actually set it down in the spider like crawls out And I knew he just walked back inside and said my dad's I'm just like Just hyperventilating like on the inside the whole if I can't really I just did that wasn't that big of a deal but much much Yeah, it's terrifying But like for the most part if I do see a slider like in my room or anywhere I will like the most part kill it right immediately Yeah, like no fucking motherfucker and just and just swap yeah end it right but if I don't have to deal with the slider and someone's like oh my god Spider like oh my god bye I'm out yeah, no I feel it.
Yeah our cousin's like terrified of spiders too The one oh really yeah, she's terrified of fucking spiders like she can't even if you mentioned the word spider She's like shut up. I'm like what she don't don't say that don't say that word One side back in my old house and Tracy She had to use the restroom so she was in the bathroom and then we happen to find a dead wolf spider And if you don't know what a wolf spider is that's not big one, right? Yeah, it's pretty big It's like probably the size of okay. It's not that big.
I was gonna say the size of this fidget spinner But no, it's it's pretty decent size. Yeah, and it's fast too. Like it crawls how fast that's why it's called a wolf spider And we found one but it was dead already so we decided to pull a little prank on her and put the dead wolf spider in front of the bathroom door Yeah, so we're sitting in the kitchen. She's in the bathroom downstairs in the kitchen We're sitting there just like waiting for her to be done right and like she finishes, you know She's on inside.
Yeah, she doesn't know we put on the outside She opens the door and of course as she's opening it because it's one of those doors you pull in right They're like when you're on the inside you pull it in and like the wind the draft like pulls the spider towards her because you know So she thinks it's alive and as soon as she like opens the door sees the spider move fucking screams at the top of her lungs and slabs the door and locks it And like she's like screaming and she's like kill it kill it kill it kill it and we're just dying laughing like it's dead She's like no it's fucking not I saw that motherfucker move like it's dead and she's like no kill it kill it She's like screaming and fucking crying and we're just like buzzing. Yeah, that was so funny We killed it again for her. Okay, okay. She opened it up and like yeah, she was crying though Like she was like legit crying and like mind you like this was when she was probably like 21.
Yeah, that's it Yeah crying. That kind of like falls out. All right. I have a fear about seeing supernatural beings like ghosts Ghosts more more like I don't know if you know it's like videos like where it's like Uh the one I'm talking about in particular like this deed striving like down like a lonely road Like it looks like a farm road and like this chick comes out of the bush like from the right side of the screen She's just kind of like bladed up pale kind of looks like a necessarily a zombie But like a kind of possess issues wearing like a night down she like that freaks me out.
Oh, yeah, that's pretty scary too I was reading this one thing one time where they were talking about scary movies and some like commented saying like jump scares are like stupid In scary movies like they think that's dumb. It's like the equivalent of going to a comedy show and having the comedian walk up to you and tickle you just to make you laugh I mean that's kind of a good good analogy. I was thinking about it. It's just like well Horror movies like Sami's I think are like built off of that though like jump scares and like noise and sound you know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, I don't think you necessarily need a jump scare to be a horror film Yeah, I think a lot of my about that like jump scares scare me But like the movie itself like like I'll be okay to watch But I guess I'm afraid to watch like psychological horror films that like really like attack the human psyche Yeah, like that Like I guess like the Japanese version of like the ring or any like Japanese movies horror movies Like there are no torus for being Really fucking scary. We should make a short horror film where like the whole entire time you feel like it's gonna be a jump scare So it's like five minutes of just like sounding like building up to jump scare It never happens like that was giving me more than Than being like not then it actually like jumpscare happening. You know, I mean Yeah, she's like having that suspense just built up for that long and it never it just ends and it just ends Because I like that leaners at least the jump scare like it cuts it like that is the end point You know, yeah, you know the other fears. Um, I'm sure I do but like you running out of gas already Is what do we have?
We're only at 50 minutes bro. 50 minutes to more minutes. All right, it's in more minutes. Um, oh, I have a fear It's come I'm fear of not performing well like sexually.
Yeah. Oh, why I mean it's like because it's kind of embarrassing It's like you know, like you finally get the girl right and come home and like you do the deed and You think you're doing well. Uh, I'm afraid of this phrase In particular like that's it. Yeah, like that scares me just because it's like damn like I put I pulled out all the stops Like I didn't like fucking cartwheel like zip line of shit I actually hear it into it.
You know, yeah, like if I can went full on Tom Cruise mission possible like fall out Yeah, like like just not being able to like like you do what you think you're doing is right Yeah, and just that's it like no like whatever you're doing is just was just wrong. No you get over that fear by doing it a lot Yeah, no By talking to the person and asking like well, what can I do to improve? That's it get a bigger dick Oh Shit, well, listen babe. Look, this is the side.
You gotta work with you. No, it's not about the sides about how you use a bitch Like you like so great yourself. But do you ever think maybe you have too deep of a What about you? What's your what's your what's like what what's one fear your embarrass to tell people one fear that I'm embarrassed to tell people Yeah, or like if you're that you're embarrassed to have because it's not really like something you should be afraid of but you just are anyway Oh, I don't think I like I'm if you're talking to people Yeah, but I don't think that's something to be embarrassed about I think it is why it says there are people who like have social anxiety Yeah, and they can't talk to people.
I don't think that's something that you be embarrassed about I think like it'd be something like I'm afraid of Batteries like just the battery. I think that's embarrassing. What's like you for batteries? That's what I think I'm not afraid batteries.
I'm saying like that one's really defensive. I'm not swear over it over it over it No, I don't think I have a fear. I'm embarrassed about no. Oh, I'm afraid heights.
I mean, that's not to be embarrassed about like how high Like it's like it's gonna be super are there's like being even on a step school like that's no no Like being on a 10 foot 10 foot ladder at the top of the 10 foot ladder Is that why you never like got up on the ladders when we were putting up the thing? I think uncle mike's gazebo thing. No, I dig it on the ladder. Oh, did you?
Yeah, my fear is just not Well, I mean my fear is heights, but if I know that I'm gonna be secure and that Yeah, if I just know I'll be secure then I don't have that fear anymore. Like I'll go on rollercoasters and shit Oh, yeah, I'm a fear of rollercoasters. Really? They're fine though.
But you remember when we're at great america? We know you I'll freak the fuck out dude. I was having a panic attack. Like I was legit like But you clunkred it a good job.
I mean, I don't think I could do it. But you did it. But you did it. I don't think I was like I'll just spend the time.
But it was fun though, right? I mean, I'll find out. Oh, damn. I like rollercoasters though.
But I can't do like the rides that just do the straight drop down. Oh, like where you like go straight up and then yeah, and you just fall straight up. I can't do that. I mean, I probably could but I've never had yeah, I've never been on a ride like that actually.
I don't remember. I'm scared too. When we were at great america. Like I hide myself up.
I'm like, I'm gonna do it. Oh, no, I can't do it. Yeah, no, you're supposed to be. Yeah, I mean, never did.
Yeah, but yeah, I can't like I want to skydive but at the same time I don't think I'd be okay with skydiving. Really? I think I'd be okay. But then again, I feel like because I've never done it yet.
That's why I think I'll be okay. I know as soon as you get up there and they open the fucking plane doors and you're looking down and you're just like, nope, that's the moment of truth and you can't back out with that point. But I mean like you're with a professional though. Yeah, I don't know that.
But then you're kind of putting your life in literally in their hands. In their hands like yeah, and like even though you have, you know, you die by yourself, you have to like get hella hours in right and all that shit right. But it's like still what if there's like a free accident, you know, it's like you're the one you're the one freak accident everyone talks about. I know there's a or not there.
I know that we talked about this already but were you ever afraid of like public speaking like an ice wheel like if you ever had to give a presentation or anything like that? No, that I was okay with because I'm not sure because I was a nerd and I knew like I did my research for whatever it is I was presenting. But I knew what was I was talking about. Now if you ask me to go up to a bunch of group of girls or like even like random guys and to talk to them that I wouldn't be able to just treat it as like a presentation.
So welcome to a girl. I'll be a plus regular laptop. Put on PowerPoint. So this is why you should take me.
Yeah, honest. Slide one. Honest. If you guys don't get that reference, you go back and listen to some of our podcasts.
Yeah. Honest. I mean, I hated doing like presentations in school. I hated talking in front of people, which is surprising because I usually am out going like I'm the opposite.
I can go up to random strangers and be like, Hey, how's it going? I'm Kyle. But a full class of students and just like I can't do it. It was so funny because I had this public speech class in college where we had to like do a speech in front of people.
Like we had different topics. I've talked about this before, but I got I looked out on like three of my speeches because on three of my speeches whenever we had the day that it was due and you know, people would volunteer and go first or like she would pick random people would go. It'd always be like or actually she'll have like a set of students to go on certain days. Yeah.
So like let's say I was scheduled to go on Wednesday. So Wednesday comes and then like everyone else she'll ask people like who's going Wednesday like does anyone go first blah blah and if not she'll go alphabetically. So like a lot of people would volunteer and go first and I was always the one that just sat there like no I'll just wait till my name's called I'm good. Right.
And I got so lucky like two times because it got to the point where sometimes people took way too long and classes over and then my professor would ask me she's like do you want to just do your speech now? I mean I know classes over but you could just do it just with me here. So I just did my speech with just her. Yeah.
It was like so easy. Yeah. It's just cute too. She's like a young professor.
I know I should have hollered. Yeah. But you can teach me. I know right.
But no. I was too afraid to talk to girls. Still am. So working on that fear.
Concrete. I know. One of these days. One of these days.
But yeah. So I got lucky with that just being able to do my speech with her. So that was cool. I still don't think I could public speak in front of people.
I think I got over public speaking just because like I've always been in situations where if someone needed to speak publicly everyone would just encourage me to do it and that just pressured me because I didn't want to be bothered. So I'd be like okay. Yeah. And then but I was a jerk about it.
Like oh well so so said this. So you like that one dude who like is in a group and you guys all want to tell your boss something and then no one wants to say it's like pressure you to do it. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Sir. Kyle wanted to tell you that.
Yeah. I'm that guy. Yeah. I'm the same way too.
Actually. I'll do that. But I'll do it as a joke. Like no I'll do it.
I will be like yeah. So he wanted to say and then be like to what the fuck like no I'm just kidding. Sir look we hate you. No confidence.
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