Episode 19- Keeping Up with the Alex Joneses

This week we cover everything from cowardly Democrats to Tucker Carlson’s war on anti-white quote-on-quote racism, and Alex Jones’ altogether terrible week. The brain juice guy got dunked on by teenagers on the internet, waxed poetic about his current wife’s bodacious schnozz, and, surprisingly enough, got slapped with a few harassment allegations. Our main story is the most recent flare up of the ever-present China panic in outlets like the New York Times, The Economist, and other periodicals you see yuppies carrying on public transportation. We’ll decide whether CPC chairman Xi Jinping’s decision to suspend his own term limits will bring back Mao’s Cultural Revolution and mention Winnie the Pooh at least once. Notes: Tim Kaine - cyber war veteran https://www.districtsentinel.com/democrats-lament-lost-cyber-war-hearing-nsa-chief/ The High Court will not save immigrants from endless detention without cause http://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/375791-supreme-court-rules-immigrants-can-be-detained-indefinitely https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/17pdf/15-1204_f29g.pdf Liberals demand to see Melania Trump’s papers https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/questions-linger-about-how-melania-trump-a-slovenian-model-scored-the-einstein-visa/2018/02/28/d307ddb2-1b35-11e8-ae5a-16e60e4605f3_story.html?utm_term=.5853062d35f4 https://www.uscis.gov/working-united-states/permanent-workers/employment-based-immigration-first-preference-eb-1 Uber and Lyft drivers make average of less than $4 per hour https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/02/590168381/uber-lyft-drivers-earning-a-median-profit-of-3-37-per-hour-study-says?utm_campaign The Terrible Crusty Take on Millennials of the Week https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/02/opinion/go-ahead-millennials-destroy-us.html?smid=fb-share Tucker's Incredible Segment https://splinternews.com/sick-liberals-photoshop-brave-patriots-face-onto-a-salt-1823425845?rev=1519922411205&utm_campaign Bad Week for Alex Jones https://gizmodo.com/one-strike-away-from-youtube-ban-alex-jones-begs-parkl-1823365098 https://www.thedailybeast.com/alex-jones-accused-of-sexual-harassment-bullying-at-infowars https://www.mediamatters.org/video/2018/03/01/alex-jones-defends-himself-anti-semitism-charges-talking-about-size-his-wifes-nose/219535 Boycotting Dick’s Sporting Goods to own the libs https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/28/589436112/dicks-sporting-goods-ends-sale-of-assault-style-rifles-citing-florida-shooting Banning Winnie the Pooh lmao https://news.sky.com/story/china-censors-winnie-the-pooh-social-media-posts-amid-xi-criticism-11270677 The New York Times’ new new cold war: JYNA https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/27/world/asia/xi-jinping-china-new-cold-war.html Bizarre articles about Xi’s official titles https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/25/world/asia/china-xi-jinping-titles-chairman.html https://qz.com/1112638/xi-jinping-title-xi-jinping-is-not-the-president-of-china/ The Economist had already named Xi the world’s top supervillain https://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21730144-do-not-expect-mr-xi-change-china-or-world-better-xi-jinping-has-more-clout These are articles you write when you know nothing about history https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/26/world/asia/china-xi-jinping-authoritarianism.html https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/28/world/asia/xi-jinping-china.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2018/02/27/is-xi-jinping-now-a-leader-for-life-like-mao-heres-why-this-is-dangerous/?utm_term=.a0395123359a Crash Wins Best Picture over Brokeback Mountain http://ew.com/movies/2018/03/02/crash-brokeback-mountain-best-picture-oscars/?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=entertainmentweekly