Episode #2 | I’m a DOU€HE*BAG, Baby! So why don’t you K/LL me? | Joke Theft Is Not An Identity

Everything in the modern world is an identity crisis. Everyone is desperately trying to figure out who they are: Ukrainian, Canadian, a hero, a victim, or a revolutionary.Me? I’m 100% sure I’m a fucking douchebag.In this episode, I’m exploring why being "an honest douchebag" is the only true form of equality left. If we are all villains in someone else’s story, why are we still wearing superhero tights?Inside the episode:The Voice of Ukraine: How a vocal show taught me that I’m a piece of shit just for doing my job.The Toronto Comedy "Hack" Guide: Why 5-dollar sets are the dark side of the moon and why your favorite pro-comic might just be a high-end joke thief.The Identity of a Chameleon: Why looking like everyone else is the ultimate trap.The IKEA Struggle: If I can’t put a single screw into a fake coffee table, am I even the main character of my life?Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Me: Why being an extra in your own life is the new Canadian Dream.“Identity theft is not a joke, and a joke theft is not an identity.”It’s April Fool’s Day in Canada, but for me, it’s just another day of being the mascot for a beautiful, slow-motion catastrophe.Listen, share, or don't. I'm a douchebag, I'll live.