Episode 2 - Introducing Bethel - 10-07-2012

intro - ridiculous one from helen which we heard for the first time on air. 00:49 - We discuss Zzzquil. It's slightly boring. Silly giggling. 2:09 - I officially introduce Bethel. 2:28 - Helen was serious about our nicknames. Bethel is Magnum X, Helen is P90x, Lia is X Supreme. 2:50 - Bethel suggests adding a sound effect. Helen thinks it's best for changing topic. 3:38 - Let's talk about how we use the word ugly. 4:57 - Bethel got in trouble for calling someone dumb at beauty school. 6:04 - silence indicating we have no idea of what to talk about. 6:13 - They try talking about my dinosaur print t-shirt. Ambiguous reference to the movie Mrs. Doubtfire. 6:52 - Terror. 6:58 - We have a topic list on a clipboard and we look to it to save the show. 7:22 Everyone starts talking about "Holy Burrito." 7:30 - sidetracking argument about age 7:58 - We got back on the topic. 8:20 - "Sensei and the Holy Burrito" plot. Bethel played Sensei and Helen played Twinkletoes his disciple. 9:10 - We try to explain it better. 10:44 - They correct me and they explain the ending. etc. The reason why we never made a good video again. 12:11 - Uhhhh 12:16 - We're too old to make videos now. I refute this. We live in a great place for making videos! OPTIMISM. Rambling from me. Bad audio. 13:00 - ?? 13:29 - Bethel's Four Day Saturday Story. (Day 1 - 10:30PM Store Adventure. Day 2 - 1AM Chillin with Music and Nap. Day 3 - 7AM Gym and Vitamin D day. Day 4 - WTF IT'S STILL SATURDAY. Chill.) 15:57 - Nobody likes Papa Johns. 16:00 - Helen's Terrifying Cat Story. 17:11 - We discuss Helen's traumatic events with cats but the audio is so crappy that you can't hear it. Probably because of when I moved it. You know, that SHLKLNKTH sound? 18:17 - YELLING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH THIS ONE CAT. I should probably edit this shit out. I've learned something. 18:54 - Helen properly tells the story of the IPhone App triggered Cat Attack. If you have a cat watch out for 19:50 - :54. Also watch your ears. 20:19 - Where were Bethel and Lia during the cat attack? 20:51 - Didn't the cat follow you into the bathroom? 20:56 - We start generally discussing past cat attacks and the experiences of it e.g. uncontrollable leg shaking. 21:33 - Back to that specific iPhone-cat-attack story. Mom disinfecting Helen's foot. We have video footage. I start rambling and laughing at my own 'jokes'. 23:18 - random silence and sigh. 23:24 - Uh, did you see that picture on Myspace? This guy posted his stab wound. Internet chatter. We just keep talking about the internet. Too much meta. You can't hear us, but it's hilarious, trust. 24:32 - RIPPED! x5. Bethel does an impression of me. 25:02 - Anything else? 25:05 - Impromptu Jeopardy humming. 25:21 - Static. Meta. Too much meta. What do we talk about??? THERE'S ONLY 5 MINUTES LEFT. 25:52 - We need to change our crappy name. Dumbass suggestions. The rest of this is just us killing time. I scream. We give up on the audience. You can just leave. 26:36 - Let's just name it Bliekh. Bethel laughs because I asked how to spell it and I write B-l-e and she said B-l-h. yeah. I go on tumblr. It's really all just tedious, just stop. I just really wanted to make it 30 minutes. I'm not even gonna bother. I'm not making sense. 28:09 - More impromptu Jeopardy humming. Shoutout to Helen and Bethel's appreciation blogs of each other. I scream a couple times. 29:00 - ONE MORE MINUTE. I say two because it's a little off on my side. 29:20 - "This is the worst podcast ever" 29:29 - We have 30 seconds lets just sing. I countdown. 30:00 - They're enjoying theirselves too much. HAPPY NEW YEARS. SCREAMING. Closing from Helen.