EPISODE 2: The Mother of All GME Summaries for the Smoothed Brained

Original post by u/frugihoyi on 4/4/21. All of the below links & graphics were part of the original post.  Link, Original Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mk46c5/the_mother_of_all_gme_summaries_for_the_smooth/ Link, Investopedia: https://www.investopedia.com/ Graphic, Two Chimps Looking at a Banana; Captioned, "I'll give you $10 bucks for that // Sold." One of the chips has dollar signs for eyes.: https://preview.redd.it/5t5uwwsvt7r61.jpg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=626472d13269d5ea43102d19aa47a8f972e12286 Graphic, Magician Pullling Rabbit from Hat; Captioned, "I can also pull shares out of my ass.": https://preview.redd.it/kko04j0nt7r61.jpg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c97d3d6f6028e9b03c6f2dd29cd6883bcfc713b Graphic, Brown Snake Constricting a Rat/ Mouse; Captioned, "FEEL THE SQUEEZE!": https://preview.redd.it/88iw4nvqt7r61.jpg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eadff379a066a0c5096f431e535e600480de4ebf Graphic, Screen Grab from Lord of the Rings - Ring Wraiths flying around Mordor (Captioned "Melvin Capital") / The Eye of Sauron (Captioned "Citadel"): https://preview.redd.it/fdxgewftt7r61.jpg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d51f68b096635c214d1a895e1e59b138f79d1f36 Graphic, Childlike Illustrated Graph Demonstrating How Naked Shorts are Created: https://preview.redd.it/ysev12oau7r61.jpg?width=1305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67fbd07d47c89a8ceb0bc5a1d846171ed90bb49a Link, Captioned "Here"; r/WSBAfterHours, "The naked shorting scam revealed: lending of market maker privileges, the married put trade and why inflicting max pain will bleed them dry," posted by u/DeerLegal: https://www.reddit.com/r/WSBAfterHours/comments/mgkp1h/the_naked_shorting_scam_revealed_lending_of/ Graphic, Captioned "The prophecy says that once the teacup's handle is complete we will ignite! Time will tell...": https://preview.redd.it/zabthcjfu7r61.jpg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cabc764fd12abad91b531636aca1f36b8c228cc