Episode 20: Battlefield Earth

  Listen Up Mananimals, Todays episode of Nightcaps at the Theater has us traveling to the distant plant of Earth. “Do you want lunch?!?!?” Even if you answered no, Ratbrains, strap in for this cinema masterpiece that follows the in peril human race. It is the distant year 3000. The Psychlos have overtaken us and it’s up to Johnny Goodboy Tyler to use his wits and will to take the planet back. John Travolta is here to slap and ponder extemporaneously in a Bob Marley Wig. All in a mission to steal gold/conquer the Earth. Put on your breathing apparatus and make sure you have a turn in the flight simulator, it is time to go to war! We humans have suffered far too long and you as moviegoers have a duty to join us in this this melodramatic, comedic, drama. Piece of cake…it can only be Battlefield Earth (2000) Tonight, on the Marquee: The Pulse-Pounding, Piece of Cake Eating, Intrepid Sci-Fi Adventure that is Battlefield Earth V. Court – Monty Python’s Flying Circus, AHS: Apocalypse, RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 4, At Home with Amy Sedaris, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, and Maniac Movie Phone – How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), The NeverEnding Story, The Page Master, Hausu, Dumbo, The Lion King, Toy Story 4, Mowgli, Detective Pikachu, Cam, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Suspiria -Mini Critique, and 2001: A Space Odyssey, Jingle All The Way.        Troddin the Boards – Parade, Seussical, The Prom, Diana: The Musical, My Fair Lady, and The Macy’s Day Parade. Off to the Races with Disc Jockeys – Lets Eat Grandma, Rebecca Black, Christmas Music/Bing Crosby, Delilah, Vincent, Anderson.Paak, Black Belt Eagle Scout, Los Campesinos, and Lizzo. Oh No! Not this Shit Show! Battlefield Earth. The Shindler’s List of Sci-Fi Films. Laurence Fishburne vs. Forest Whitaker “Endless Options for Renewal!” Rats, Part of a Balanced Breakfast. Hooked on Cronics Knowledge Machine ™ Cow Sharp Shooting. Piece of Cake: The Movie One American Bomb Did That?!?!? Oh, Well. Look Annie! I’m a Hawk!”  #Popcorn Problems “Where is that Dikachu?” – “Detective Pikachu Trailer Summary. “Call Me By Another Name 2…Again” Twitter Feud Between Delilah and Nightcaps. “Do you want Lunch?!?!” – The Immortal Question “I graduated at the top of my class!” – Everyone who didn’t see this movie. “Do a Barrel Roll!” – Away from this film. Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420 Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G