Episode #20 Mallory

Doug is gone. He doesn't live here any longer. Thankfully we are blessed by Mallory, Bill’s REAL wife! Together this REAL wedded duo discuss Jeff Hardy, hairy dads, how to make your REAL marriage work, CM Punk’s next move, AEW Dynamite, Scholastic Book Fairs, hunks, PWG fan’s hatred for their champions, elf hats, dudes, Doug’s cousin, and the 30 minute Ironwoman Match between Bayley and Sasha Banks. If I can be real with you I miss Doug, but it's nice to have Mallory on the episode with Bill. She seems a little out of Bill’s league. She gave me a holiday card, as well as a Starbucks Gift Card for bacon-gruyere egg bites. It was the only gift I got last year, birthday included. She’s nice, and smells good too, she reminds me of my mother but nicer. I will soon make my move. Questions to ask yourself for after the podcast: If you were to take someone on a first date where would it be? What do you think CM Punk’s next move will be? Does Dave Meltzer frighten you? Do you think Bill actually reads these? My answers: I would take Mallory to her favorite restaurant, which I would guess is Starbucks because of the gift card that she gave me. We would split a tall pink drink because that is all I can afford. I don’t know, maybe fight Wardlow or something. Only in my dreams, as he is the gatekeeper. No, this is me testing this theory.