Episode 20 - The Streamer that's Hilariously Terrorizing JD Vance

Happy Heather’s Birthday Week to all who celebrate! And ALL of you should be celebrating 🔫🔫🔫This week we start with a bang trying to answer life’s big questions: Are blowjobs as life changing as the gay hockey boys make them look? Are flawed characters important in TV and film even if they make us feel bad and weird? Should you talk to your friends about sex and show them your privates for science reasons? We are ultimately the arbiters of both taste and truth, so whatever we said in the episode is objectively the right answer!  Avatar is aging us, both because James Cameron is a nutcase with a god complex and also because we’ll be 75 by the time all the movies come out. But we’re staying young - despite the absolute horrors of the world and ICE and the federal government - because of vigilante gen z trolls like Connor Eats Pants who are not scared to tear JD Vance to shreds in Twitter comments. Literally eat our shorts. Also! In a surprise twist! As it turns out, hanging out with your mom’s friends can keep you young, too! Try it! They know things, and your mom is literally just a girl who has friends!Our DMMs are giving ~spectrum~ as usual, and our submission is a whole scena worthy of an opera plot. Submit your Depression Meals and Q&A with Queer and Gay questions to [email protected] or @keepmeyoungpod. Our theme song “Old” is written and performed by the band pop kiss, fronted by Nicole and Sydney Patrick  @popkisstheband @niconeeek Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices